Why is his hand so fucking massive- ANYWAYS
Hoax Josh sucks so. Actually, why do you write Josh always doing shitty things lmao? Do we need to unpack this? It makes sense why I would because I hate him but, this is not very Joshushushu of you, Kai.
*unpacks my directory of joshua fics* let's see
bad habits joshua - fucks around with his ex girlfriend even after having broken up for months
hoax joshua - leaves his muse for dead (not really but it kinda FEELS like it) after romancing her for two weeks
prince joshua - doesn't contact his muse for A MONTH after drunkenly sleeping w her
streetfighter joshua in that future soulmate au - gets into fights for a living knowing fully well that his pain will also be felt by his soulmate
i see where you're going about this very clearly but i promise i'm not trying to paint him as a bad guy (i am)
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PICK A PILE MASTERLIST ! ๐
Official masterlist of kalki tarot.
Why your spirit guides are proud of you? ๐ก
How is the saturn retrograde affecting you? ๐ช
How will your fs react to compliments and parises ? ๐ฅน
How will you meet your divine counterpart? ๐ธ
Unique details about the person on your mind. ๐ฆ
What is their purpose in your life? ๐
Your first date with your fs! ๐
Physical appearance of your Future Spouse. ๐ชฝ
What's next in this connection? Timeless ๐
A timeless message from your fs! ๐ช
The Mysteries of your Soul ๐งโโ๏ธ
How would I describe you if you were a character in my book? ๐ฉท
A conversation between you and your future spouse. ๐ฃ
Good things happening for you in next 6 months ! Timeless ๐ชป
What your higher self wants to tell you? ๐ช
A past life's promise - you and your Destined person ๐
A message from your higher self. ๐
Messages from lord krishna. ๐ฆ
Future spouse personality traits. ๐
Channeled message from your divine counterpart. ๐ฏ
Channeled hindi songs from your soulmate. ๐ค
Love Advice for singles! ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐จ
Channeled love letter from soulmate.๐งฟ
You future spouse's first impression of you. ๐
Your shadow aspects you need to work on to meet your FS. ๐ฅ
Random Facts about your future spouse. ๐ฆ
What will make your FS fall in love with you? And their reaction. โฅ๏ธ
Channeled love messages. ๐
How will you meet your future spouse? ๐ค๐ค
First Impressions of your fs! ๐ต
All about your future spouse! ๐ชท
Messages from the universe. ๐ซ
Guidance from universe you need right now - timeless. ๐
Detailed love reading โก
Your dream spouse vs the real one ๐
Your first kiss with them! ๐
What your spirit guide wants to say to you? ๐ญ
Channeled love letter from fs ๐
Which bollywood film character is your future spouse? ๐ฌ
Love and career in 2024. โจ๏ธ
Your shadow aspects you need to heal. โค๏ธโ๐ฉน
Lover - Their Secret Desires ๐ฏ
Late night Feelings of your Future Spouse. ๐
You know they don't like you, so why do you keep the hope alive? ๐ซ
Where will you meet your future spouse? ๐
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Itโs 5 am rn and I couldnโt go back to sleep bc of a stupid fever (I woke up at around 1:30 bc I felt like sneezing?????) but at least I got to read the latest chap of IHM ๐ญ and lemme just say--
IHM GOJO IS SOOO SOO SEXY WOWWWW LIKE OKAY KICKOFF GOJO IS THE LOML AND MY SOULMATE BUT THEREโS JUST SOMETHING ABOUT IHM GOJO THAT MAKES ME WANNA LISTEN TO HIM YAP ABOUT REAL ESTATE (iโm literally just staring at his biceps for 45 mins.).
I also teared up reading about IHM readerโs condition like I just wanna give her a big hug for putting up with everything :( sheโs so strong. Gojo, you better take care of her or Iโm gonna reach through the screen and strangle you ๐ซต
- ๐ซถ anon
hii my love!! omg iโm so sorry youโre not feeling well ๐ญ๐ please get some sleep!! (i hope you are fastly n cutely asleep rn ๐ or else)
AHHHH THANKS SM for reading the new ihm ๐ฅบ i was so nervous for new series but the love has been sjsldkdjdhd i could sob
PLS THE STARING AT HIS ARMS FOR 45 MINS IS SO ME bc i am so obsessed w sexy arms n gojoโs arms in my head are sooo muscly but lean n like i feel like heโs got a sleeper build but heโs so big n broad too like for FUCKS sake i wouldnt be able to concentrate on a single word heโs saying ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ but yes iโm sure ihm gojo wld be very happy to hear youโd listen to him yap about real estate for that long heโd probs want to marry you โ๐ผ๐ญ
aw yes ihm reader is goin thru lots ๐ฅบ๐ it was fun to set up lots of her little side plots in ch2 but it was also depressing i was like slskdjd damn my girlโs gotta sell her childhood home, marry her insufferable neighbor, deal w her ex bf everywhere she goes, have to work w her snake of a best friend, get outted by how much debt sheโs in, and deal w the fact that her mother is getting weaker by the day like god dayum i took no fuckin prisoners w her in ch2 ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ but YES dw ihm gojo is very annoying and blunt and sassy and will always forget to vacuum inside the house when she asks him to BUT i promise he will take care of her ๐๐ผ๐ฅบ๐
THANKS SM FOR READING I LOVE U BB <3 hope you feel better soon aaa i am sending health vibes your way!! much love ๐งโโ๏ธ โจ
- ellie ๐
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Okay so firstly here we goo,
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ชโญ๐ชปโ.
Now, I'm in love with this whole scenario ๐. And the way you put it is so cutee.
Also, I was thinking about green when sending in the ask and then you wrote green. Are we soulmates or what?!!๐คฃ
Anyways, you must know you bring me lotsss of comfort ๐ฅฐ
Omg really?! Thank you!๐ (Also, finding soulmates through tumblr blogs seems very on brand for this fandom, I love it!)
Anyway, damn, you gave me a couple deep thinkers on that list lol! I'm going to put the asks under the cut just to keep this post from scrolling too long, but here we go!
๐ what is your favorite feature on yourself? - maybe my eyes?
๐ describe yourself in five words or less! -Sarcastic, Spooky, Daydreamer, Sister,
๐ your zodiac (Sun, Moon, Rising) - Scorpio sun, Pieces moon, Cancer rising
๐ something no one would guess about you - Apparently that I'm physically strong? Idk, people seemed surprised that I can lift like 50+lbs bags and stuff.
๐ favorite food - Potatoes, in any form.
๐ what is your earliest memory - the Minnie Mouse sheets on the bed as I woke up, going through the house to find my mom and sister. I think I was maybe four?
๐ a word your friends would use to describe you - Gramdad
๐ favorite genre to read / watch / write - Romance or mystery, especially with supernatural/paranormal elements.
๐ if you could make one character real, who would it be - Maybe The Doctor from Doctor Who? Idk if I could pick one from my own works.
๐๏ธ what are your favorite asks to answer - I really like the ones when people are excited about their idea or my work or just excited in general. Don't hide your enthusiasm, it's wonderful!
โ๏ธ your favorite fanfic from another writer - Ooh, there's so many good ones, but I'd have to say Act On It by @joonie-beanie . Yoongi, Vampires, Cafรฉ Aus, so many of my favorite things.
๐งโโ๏ธ favorite characters of all time - Cas from Supernatural, Marcus, Aunt Sarah and Emily from Discovery of Witches, Darcy from Heartstopper, Jane Eyre, Elizabeth Bennett, (Imma stop there or this could go on a while)
๐ช favorite shows / series of all time - So weird(it's an old Disney series from the late 90s/early 00s), Hotel Del Luna, It's okay to not be okay, Our beloved summer,(I wanna say Supernatural, but I also don't wanna say Supernatural bc ugh)
โญ๏ธ what is one of your biggest accomplishments? Why is it so important to you? - Honestly? Letting myself write. I spent so long thinking that I would never be good enough, so why even bother? But once I finally embraced that it didn't have to be perfect, it just had to be mine, it's made me soo happy.
๐ชปwhat is the toughest thing you had to go through, but can say youโve successfully overcome? - idk if I have an answer for this one yet, I'm still working on it tbh
๐ what is your comfort show/series and why is it your comfort show? How has it helped you? - This anime called Princess Jellyfish. The main character reminds me of myself a lot, and although it's super silly, it kinda encourages you to embrace your 'weirdness' and see the unique beauty in yourself and others.
If you wanna ask any more, feel free too!
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we are in Spain without the S with school right?? I hope you are having a wonderful day. I want it to leave a lil inspo for timmy au, we love Taylor Swift so it might be like a full lyric thing but also y/n being surprised by tim for her birthday and now him dedicating Taylorโs lyrics to her. Can you notice my love for them??? ๐๐ฅบ๐ฎโ๐จ thank u so much <33 ily
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enews attended the premiere night of y/n l/nโs (@y/i/n) new movie as her plus one, timothee chalamet (@tchalamet) made a romantic gesture to confess his love to his girlfriend in front of the crowd. it is said that he even gave her a pre-birthday gift. we wonder what that is? (๐ธ: instagram)
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fanpage11 hes such a romantic
fanpage27 i want a timothee in my life please
fanpage19 I WAS THERE AND I THINK HE GAVE HER A JEWELRY
โช๏ธ enews a ring perhaps?
โช๏ธ fanpage19 im not really sure
fanpage28 imagine if he really gave her a ring๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ on her ring finger๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
fanpage39 a true gentlemanโค๏ธ
fanpage78 i heard he made a touching speech and like said his gratitudes for having her in his life
fanpage18 it was truly beautiful! sadly we werenโt allowed to record/take pictures so that was a lucky steal
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tchalamet swear to be overdramatic and true to my lover, happy birthday angel face
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roses_are_rosie happy birthday @y/i/n ๐ค
y/i/n making me cry on my birthday is not cool at all chalamet
โช๏ธ tchalamet iโll kiss ur tears away
vogueparis joyeux anniversaire ร notre grande รฉtoile y/n
fanpage40 THE CAUSE OF MY DEATH: THAT COMMENT
petedavidson big B! ๐ฅ๐โค๏ธ
fanpage30 HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUEEEEEEEEEN
evanmock birthday killaaaa
fanpage39 shes so perfect๐ญ๐ญ have a blissful day you two!
pauline.chalamet happiest birthday y/nโค๏ธโค๏ธ
โช๏ธ y/i/n i love you sister!!! โค๏ธ๐น
fanpage60 y/n calling pauline her sister๐ฅบ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐ญ๐
pharrell lots of love for you both
fanpage50 I LOVE BIRTHDAYS AND HERโS IS MY FAVE HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY MUSE @y/i/n
niallhoran i miss you silly girl! happy birthday xx
fanpage58 theyre extremely in love ๐ญ๐ญ when will it be my turn๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
dunemovie happy birthday to our usulโs sihaya in real life ๐ค
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y/i/n his initial on a chain round my neck
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frankiesbikinis happy birthday to our brand ambassador! โค๏ธ we love you y/n
tchalamet ๐
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fanpage30 THATS THE PRE BDAY GIFT I PRESUME??? CUS RN THEYRE SOMEWHERE IN AN ISLAND AND THAT MUST BE ONE OF THE MAIN GIFT NO???
โช๏ธ y/i/n bingo๐คฃ
โช๏ธ fanpage30 IOBMGGOD OHMYGOD SHE ANSWERED ME OH FUCK HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LOVE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I WISH I CAN MEET U I WANNA HUG U AND GIVE MY LOVE TO U
fanpage67 im wearing his initial on my neck too๐
oliviarodrigo NOT BCS HE OWNS ME
โช๏ธ y/i/n BUT CUS HE RLY KNOWS ME
โช๏ธ oliviarodrigo girl u whipped asf
florajensen my soulmate <3๐
fanpage17 I THINK THAT LOCKET IS LOCKED?? SO IT HAS TO BE OPENED BY A KEY???
โช๏ธ fanpage49 WAIT I NOTICED TIMOTHEE WAS WEARING A NEW PENDANT ON HIS CHAIN- AND IT LOOKED LIKE A KEY๐๐
jessicachastain happy birthday girlโค๏ธ
โช๏ธ y/i/n thank you momma๐ฅบ
deuxmoi queen๐ฅณ
michaelbjordan LIL SIS BDAY๐
โช๏ธ michaelbjordan also is that the locket he custom made for you?
โช๏ธ y/i/n ๐๐๐
fanpage49 im in bali rn and i have a gift for you y/n๐ฅบ i hope i can bump into u and give ur gift
tommy.dorfman you beautiful soul, such a beautiful coupleโจ๐ฆ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฎ๐ 10 more hours then weโre gonna celebrate ur BIRTH day ๐
anguscloud birthday fam
loriharvey hey im ur number one fan and iโll give you the biggest present ever
โช๏ธ y/i/n BABY๐ญ COME HERE
fanpage78 SHE HAS THE LOCK AND HE HAS THE KEY BRB CRYING
dojacat SEE U SOON ๐
fanpage78 WHERE R THEY GOING R THEY GOING TO VISIT Y/N AND TIM????
โช๏ธ fanpage55 it seems like it
fanpage16 I CANT๐ญU GUYS R MEANT TO BE
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Don't worry lmao, I love clinginess. Why do you think Hyunjin and Cheol are the loves of my life?
I'm in a JeongShua mood so.
Jeonghan slips his fingers between your thighs but, not quite touching you the way you need him to. Because of course. It's Jeonghan. While Joshua opts to toy with your mouth instead. Dragging his thumb along your bottom lip. His eyes glinting when you try to take it into your mouth but, not yet.
You choke on a moan when Jeonghan finally graces your poor, neglected clit with a few, light brushes. Your hips jolting up to chase the sensation but, being met with a spank to your pussy instead. "Ah ah ah, don't be greedy," he'd chastise in your ear, allowing his fingers to collect your wetness. The spank only makes you whine more. Pathetically. Josh coos at you as he pushes two of his long, thick fingers into your mouth in time with Jeonghan finally drawing slow circles on your clit.
All your moans are muffled by Josh's fingers in your mouth. His eyes are heavy as he toys with your mouth and drool dribbles down your chin while Jeonghan's nimble fingers don't let up in the slightest. His cock, scorching and heavy against your ass, as he continues to bring you closer and closer to the edge.
However, you should know better. They'd never let you off so easily.
Like a well-oiled machine, Josh's fingers leave your mouth just as Jeonghan's stop. A few stray tears fall down your heated face, and desperate whimpers rip from you along with jumbles of 'Josh' and 'Hannie' and 'please.'
"Poor baby," Josh pouts in faux sympathy, brushing away a few of your tears. "Do you think they've earned the right to cum, Jeonghan?"
"Hmm," the other man pretends to ponder, "No."
You could cry but, before you can even comprehend what's happening, Jeonghan's fingers toys with your soaking entrance and Josh's drift to apply pressure to the sides of your throat.
"What a shame."
(I got carried away.)
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Get your slutty man off my dash what is wrong with you?
Can you repeat that i can't hear you
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But consider
. i took a break from studying bc i needed to charge my pencil and this is what i come back to ๐๐๐๐
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Watching you gradually slip into your Wonwoo era is so funny.
SILENCE
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Kai, there's no such thing as too much cock.
fair point. i wouldn't decline a 95-line triple sandwich either ๐ฅฐ
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People are just trying to get you to stop being in denial about being a Couprang /j.
๐คจ๐คจ๐คจ
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It's the way my brain instantly goes to you when I see a fingering video now ๐ I'm always like 'hm, would Kai like this?'
WHERE IS IT KAI WOULD LIKE IT A LOT
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You know what's so funny? I was going through your masterlist yesterday (it was to reread Ruah Hour. Don't look at me) and I was tempted to take screenshots comparing Cheol and Wonwoo's sections to everyone else's lmao.
We definitely believe you, Kai.
my bias line:
vs my NOT bias line
i can't even defend myself anymore...
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YO THE WAY I THOUGHT YOU ALREADY POSTED THE MINWON FIC AND I NEARLY DROPPED MY PHONE INTO MY POT
AJHSJDHDDFDFG NOOOO IM JUST ABOUT TO GET TO THE SMUT AHSAHHSF
if things go well, i might have it posted tonight or tomorrow HEHE
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Generally? Jeonghan.
Lately? Joshua.
If i speak...
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Me who eats up the trope of someone wanting their friend's partner:
RIGHT and we all know how mingyu says ten thousand words per minute when he talks, so who knows what the fuck goes on in his head !!!!!
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