#my substitute teacher ships bunny

[im-feral]

My substitute teacher ships bunny no way?!?!

so not that long ago my class had a substitute teacher and the sub we had teaches our class often and I'll call him mr S. So me and my friend were sitting next 2 each other and we were meant 2 be doing work right but b4 I had told my friend abt how I did a sp ship tierlist 💀 and than she went on2 teirlist maker and started doing a sp ship tierlist, than mr S comes up behind us and is like "what r u ment 2 be doing" or smt I cant remember and my friend switches tabs 2 her work and she says "im just doing my work" and he says "no go back 2 the tab u were on" so she gos back on2 the tierlist and he says smt like "oh is that sp?" then my friend says "yeah I'll start doing my work now" than mr S gos "nah screw ur work" than he just clicks the tab w/ the tierlist me and my friend r just in shock and im holding back tears than he says 2 me and my friend and says like "so r these relation ships or friendships?" and my friends says "friendships" and im just sitting there wondering wtf was going on and looking @ my other friends on the table and they also look really confused and he starts going through the tierlist and see's the ship @ the very top in OTP and hes like "wats that ship?" and my friend says "its called dip" i think she said that or smt i dont know nad than he starts talking abt creek and he says "didnt that jittery kid and um stan like hav a relation ship in that 1 episode" and me and my friend were really confused 4 a second than 1 or us says "do u mean tweek and craig?😭" than he instantly says "yeah" and i thought he was gonna be like agenst the gays or smt but aparently not than he gos back 2 talking abt the ship tierlist and he surprizingly says "i really like uh butters i think and kenny" and me and my friend just stared @ eachother and btw he wasnt talking abt him liking the characters individuly he was talking abt them like as a relationship me and my friend started bursting out laughing and he just looked @ and said smt along the lines of "wats so funny?" and i maneged 2 say through tears "its nothing its just and inside joke we hav" or smt i dont know than the my other friends on my table started laughing than he said "ok get back 2 ur work now" than he walks away than we end up doing our work and a bit later while were eating lunch my friend that was also sitting on the table asks him "wats ur fav sp quote?" and he says "my fav quotes gotta be screw u guys im going home" and the whole table starts looking @ me and 1 of my friends says "hah thats wat (my name) says when they log of discord" and than my friend that asked wat his fav sp quote was says "my fav quote is oh my god they killed kenny u basterds!" and i just look at my him like u just said basterd in front of the teacher dude wtf and i thought mr S was gonna say smt abt my friend saying basterd but he didnt say anything and than we all just went on with our day and now my school just started having our schoo holiday for 2 weeks but next term were gonna hav him as a teacher for the first 4 weeks and now me and my friend that was doing the tierlist call him the bunny shipper but ot 2 his face. So that's the story of how I found out that my sub teacher watches sp and Ships Bunny and Creek 10/10.

Edit: i forgot 2 include this but he also said he thought wendy and cartman was a good ship 😭

[myevilmouse]

Numer 5 for fanfic asks

Good evening @farmboy1! Thank you so much for the ask!

So a weird thing about me is I don’t usually have more than one WIP.  I don’t think I could stand it, honestly, because it’s like then I’d never trust myself to finish the fic. 

My current WIP is an untitled Thrawn/Sabine. 

It’s a plot bunny I had ages ago involving Thrawn being a guest lecturer/substitute teacher at the Imperial Academy when Sabine was studying there (which we know she did).  So the ship seems logical and I love the whole hot for teacher thing (usually it’s hot for Master Skywalker so putting Thrawn in our sexy prof AU is a new thing for me).

This fic is driving me nuts, to be honest.  I had almost 8k written early on, then reworked it completely (threw out a whole beginning and middle section that wasn’t really necessary for the setup) and now it’s like 1600.  And clearly I’m still having a problem because I haven’t touched it in months.  I haven’t had much time to write lately so that’s the main reason, but also I think the whole thing is resisting me.  The fingers are willing but the muse is a bitch (as well as the clock). 

So that is my only WIP, but obviously lots of future fics need to happen.  Some ideas that I have on the plate are more Luke X All The Ladies (Winter may be the next lucky lady), the eternal sequel to Corporeal that someday will be written I swear, the final fic in my Aesthetics series, maybe a PWP follow up to resolve the UST in Cold Comfort, and much more.

But first I gotta satisfy the Thrawnbine thing cause it’s driving me nuts.  Grrrrr….

Thank you again for the ask! Have a handsome Jedi in gratitude:

[cheri-translates]

Translated comics by -kylielee

✧ late autumn ll 深秋小事

✧ ok ll 李总表示ok

✧ series: if victor’s the player ll 交换次元

1-4 l 5 l birthday special

✧ 11.11 ll 双十一的脑洞

✧ agent v ll 特工paro

✧ online meeting ll 在家办公需注意

✧ déjà vu ll 似曾相识

✧ the palace cat ll 同款喵喵

✧ grocery shopping ll 是车！那个车车!

✧ red wine colour is the best colour ll 酒红色就是绝色

✧ bunny date ll 兔子约会

✧ wanting to play the switch at night ll 一日之计

✧ a cruel truth ll 一个残忍的真相

✧ bite! ll 咬住！

✧ ineffective catnip ll 猫薄荷失效记

✧ words ll 惜字如金

✧ sharing from an elder ll 长辈的分享

✧ secret to warm hands ll 揣手手

✧ branch of souvenir ll souvenir分店

✧ the truth about pudding ll 布丁

✧ refrigerator reminds are very useful ll 冰箱提醒器真好用！

✧ flip! ll 掀！ ​​​​

✧ innocent doodles ll 嘤 ​​​​

✧ underground passage ll 地下通道脑洞

✧ sleep talking ll 经典老番

✧ where to go during a vacation ll 假期好去处

✧ a reward ll 这是奖励

✧ sleeping posture ll 注意睡姿

✧ worth admiring ll RUA！

✧ souvenir’s event ll 线下活动有感

✧ letter to victor ll 听说可以给老李写信了

✧ yo-yo skills ll 悠悠球小技巧

✧ a demonstration ll 亲自示范

✧ growing well ll 长势喜人

✧ things that attract victor’s attention ll 是什么吸引某总裁的目光

✧ the back kitchen of souvenir ll souvenir后厨

✧ quietly ll 悄悄地

✧ a reason for not celebrating christmas ll 不过圣诞的原因

✧ don’t let him wait for too long (不要让他等太久了)

✧ dummies ll 听说笨蛋行为会传染人

✧ family of three ll 一家三口

✧ making up for that lost kiss in ch 27 ll 弥补主线亲亲的遗憾

✧ dancing while drunk ll 李老师教你醉酒跳舞

✧ given a fright ll 记一次猫咪惊吓

✧ rare chance ll 机会难得

✧ making a heart ll 给李比个心

✧ washing pudding ll 洗布丁

✧ teacher’s day ll 祝福虽迟但到

✧ when your boyfriend takes photographs ll 男友拍照

✧ same pose ll 同款姿势

✧ asmr (trace) ll 运动

 ✧ happiness ll 快乐能量get ​​

✧ vic! ll 言言

✧ 11 year old and 140cm little victor ll 11岁的140cm小李

✧ innermost thoughts date ll 生日约会最可爱的部分

✧ two vics ll 两个言言

✧ always my little sweetheart ll 永远都是我的小甜心

✧ a dummy’s return gift ll 笨蛋的回礼

✧ meaning of his name ll 名字的意义

✧ three, two, one... ll 三二一，吹...

✧ miracle ll 盛大的奇迹

✧ showering affection on young victor ll rua小李

✧ eating tangerines ll 吃🍊了么 ​​​

✧ happy lunar new year ll 新年好

✧ thoughts on the remainder of one’s life summary ll 一些看图说话 ​​​

✧ meeting ll 开会

✧ uses of a ring ll 喜欢！

✧ 220222

✧ strange shirt ll 奇怪的衣服

✧ black sesame glutinous rice ball ll 黑芝麻

✧ warm-hearted ll 热心肠

✧ happy saturday ll 老李的周六快乐时光

✧ a box of pudding ll 一盒布丁

✧ tomato ll 番茄

✧ meeting yogurt ll 酸奶

✧ route from work ll 回家的路

✧ penguin ll 企鹅

✧ cooking = happiness UP ll 下厨

✧ a few changes ll 一些变化

✧ childish ll 朋友圈评论有撤回功能吗?

✧ photo ll 照片

✧ watermelons ll 西瓜

✧ advertisement ll 新卡印象

✧ horse-riding ll 骑马

✧ clingy ll 粘人

✧ roused awake ll 笑醒

✧ puddings -10 ll 布丁-10

✧ a drenched visitor ll 点到为止 ​​​

✧ good morning ll 早上好

✧ 520

✧ exchanging outfits

✧ the importance of double-sided tape

✧ warm

✧ crossing his legs

✧ resemblance

✧ it’s so hot

✧ an unwelcome guest

✧ the new outfit

✧ his ship

✧ your smile

✧ rehearsal

✧ bathtub

✧ her apology

✧ overtime

✧ substitution

✧ in a daze

✧ monday is over!

✧ problems of someone who love wearing black

✧ a victor-style threat

[theawkwardterrier]

greatestheights replied to your post: 2018 book roundup

holy shit. that is incredible tbh what were your faves out of the adult and picture books? i’m sure it’s pretty hard to narrow down, so no worries if that’s too tall an ask!

Not at all! For adult books:

An Absolutely Remarkable Thing by Hank Green 

The Calculating Stars by Mary Robinette Kowal

A Conjuring of Light by V.E. Schwab

Educated by Tara Westover

The Fifth Season by N.K. Jemisin

Killers of the Flower Moon: The Osage Murders and the Birth of the FBI by David Grann

Kindred by Octavia E. Butler

The Kiss Quotient by Helen Hoang

The Radium Girls: The Dark Story of America's Shining Women by Kate Moore

Spinning Silver by Naomi Novik 

Textbook by Amy Krouse Rosenthal

I’m also including Bridge of Clay by Markus Zusak and Symphony for the City of the Dead: Dmitri Shostakovich and the Siege of Leningrad by M.T. Anderson in this category - for different reasons, they each have an adult bent even though they are marketed as YA.

The picture book list is quite a bit longer so it’s going under the cut, but it includes both books that appealed to me aesthetically and those which had narratives or phrasing that I loved:

Ada Twist, Scientist by Andrea Beaty and David Roberts

After the Fall: How Humpty Dumpty Got Back Up Again by Dan Santat

All Different Now: Juneteenth, the First Day of Freedom by Angela Johnson and E.B. Lewis

The Antlered Ship by Dashka Slater, and Eric and Terry Fan

The Bear Ate Your Sandwich by Julia Sarcone-Roach

Big Cat, Little Cat by Elisha Cooper

Blue by Laura Vaccaro Seeger

The Book of Mistakes by Corinna Luyken

The Book Itch: Freedom, Truth & Harlem's Greatest Bookstore by Vaunda Micheaux Nelson and R. Gregory Christie

Crankenstein by Samantha Berger and Dan Santat

The Dark by Lemony Snicket and Jon Klassen

Dear Substitute by Audrey Vernick, Liz Garton Scanlon, and Chris Raschka

A Different Pond by Bao Phi and Thi Bui

Dreamers by Yuyi Morales

Drum Dream Girl: How One Girl's Courage Changed Music by Margarita Engle and Rafael López

Frida Kahlo and Her Animalitos by Monica Brown and John Parra

Game Changers: The Story of Venus and Serena Williams by Lesa Cline-Ransome and James E. Ransome

Goldy Luck and the Three Pandas by Natasha Yim and Grace Zong

A Greyhound, A Groundhog by Emily Jenkins and Chris Appelhans

Here We Are: Notes for Living on Planet Earth by Oliver Jeffers

How to Be an Elephant by Katherine Roy

I Really Want to See You, Grandma by Taro Gomi

I Wish You More by Amy Krouse Rosenthal and Tom Lichtenheld

Ida, Always by Caron Levis and Charles Santoso

Imani's Moon by Janay Brown-Wood and Hazel Mitchell

The Invisible Boy by Trudy Ludwig and Patrice Barton

Life Without Nico by Andrea Maturana and Francisco Javier Olea

Little Leaders: Bold Women in Black History by Vashti Harrison

Love by Matt de la Pena and Loren Long

Lucia the Luchadora by Cynthia Leonor Garza and Alyssa Bermudez 

Malala's Magic Pencil by Malala Yousafzai and Kerascoët

Marilyn's Monster by Michelle Knudsen and Matt Phelan

The Mermaid and the Shoe by K.G. Campbell

Morris Micklewhite and the Tangerine Dress by Christine Baldacchino and Isabelle Malenfant

Mother Bruce by Ryan T. Higgins

Muddy: The Story of Blues Legend Muddy Waters by Michael James Mahin and Evan Turk

My Teacher Is a Monster! (No, I Am Not.) by Peter Brown

Nanette's Baguette by Mo Willems

Night Animals by Gianna Marino

Noodle Magic by Roseanne Thong and Meilo So

Not Quite Narwhal by Jessie Sima

Not So Different: What You Really Want to Ask About Having a Disability by Shane Burcaw and Matt Carr

Number One Sam by Greg Pizzoli

One Day in the Eucalyptus, Eucalyptus Tree by Daniel Bernstrom and Brendan Wenzel

A Perfect Day by Lane Smith

The Pigeon Needs a Bath! by Mo Willems

La Princesa and the Pea by Susan Middleton Elya and Juana Martinez-Neal

The Princess and the Pony by Kate Beaton

The Purloining of Prince Oleomargarine by Mark Twain, and Philip C. and Erin E. Stead

Red: A Crayon's Story by Michael Hall

School's First Day of School by Adam Rex and Christian Robinson

Snappsy the Alligator by Julie Falatko and Tim Miller

Strictly No Elephants by Lisa Mantchev and Taeeun Yoo

This Book Just Ate My Dog! by Richard Byrne

This Is How We Do It: One Day in the Lives of Seven Kids from Around the World by Matt LaMothe

This Is Sadie by Sara O'Leary and Julie Morstad

Those Shoes by Maribeth Boelts and Noah Z. Jones

To the Sea by Cale Atkinson

Unicorn Thinks He's Pretty Great by Bob Shea

We Don't Eat Our Classmates by Ryan T. Higgins

We Found A Hat by Jon Klassen

The Wolf, the Duck, and the Mouse by Mac Barnett and Jon Klassen

Wolfie the Bunny by Ame Dyckman and Zachariah OHora