#mycalling

[robothurricane]

But the thing is I feel like I already found my calling and was too scared to go for it at the time. And now that it's gone by, it's not for this version of me.

[stormyfrancis]

Yes! You don't need to let everyone know what you're doing, people like to criticize what they don't understand. Be humble but don't back down!

[incorrect-moriarty-sherliam]

Mycroft: What are you drinking?

Albert: Tea

Mycroft *suspicious*: What type of tea?

Albert: Tea-quila

[soulmatesyuumori]

I can't believe no one talked about this bit here

My man lost himself thinking/talking about Albert with such a fond smile LOLOLOL there is literaly a pause there for him to collect himself, as if he forgot he had Louis in front of him.

Mycroft: *thinks and talks about Albert ❤* .... Oh sorry, where were we?

Louis: *looking away awkwardly, thinking* oh my gosh, this Holmes too?? damn it, brothers, why????... well, at least this one's decent.

[you-can-reclaim-your-crown]

I can't decide what would be funnier:

Louis hating on Mycroft for dating Albert

Or

Louis being their No. 1 supporter but he's still hating on Sherlock

Meanwhile Sherlock is like

[user-needs-new-hyperfixation]

I know that Sherliam is way more of a canon ship than Mycal is, and that Mycroft's motivations are as likely to be Sherlock's safety and happiness as anything else, but I do kind of feel like chapter 39 is just "HEY SO our boyfriends are trying to get themselves killed and I'm the one holding the axe so if you could please get your shit together and stop them that'd be great"

[getosbf]

So is no one gonna talk about how Albert is wanted by the government both figuratively and carnally

[l-wandering-etranger]

albert james moriarty out there giving a new meaning to goverment hooker

[tinyglassearl]

Au where everyone thought Mycroft and Albert were banging when they were actually not. Poor Albert would  constantly get slut-shamed when he’s still a full blown virgin. 

Everyday would basically be: 

Albert, who was up all night searching through old files for a MI6 mission: God, my knees are killing me. 

Moran: Yeah I bet your throat is too. Slut.

Albert: ?

...........................

Albert: This is the last time I am EVER riding a horse. 

Moneypenny: That’s not a very nice name to call the Director. 

Albert: ???

.......................

Albert, who’s covered in mosquito bites after a field mission: No tea for me. I’m not very thirsty. 

Jack: Sure you aren’t. I sincerely hope he used protection. 

Albert, remembering Mycroft forgot the bug repellant: Um. We forgot?

Jack:

Jack: Dear God. 

.......................

Albert, covered in bruises because he tried and failed miserably at a surprise attack on Mycroft: Ow. OW! That bastard... he didn’t have to be so rough on me. 

Louis:

Louis: I am going to kill him.

......................

Bonus! 3 years later at the reunion dinner. 

Albert:.... to be fair, it wasn’t too lonely. Mycroft kept me busy through his lovely letters. :D

William: That sounds wonderful, brother!

William, internally: *Lord Almighty, they had sex in prison*

....................

And later when Mycroft and Albert finally got together, everyone would be like “We KNOW”, “Like it wasn’t obvious”

confusing the hell out of Mycal as they only just banged 2 hrs ago.

[yaoioioay]

[mayst0rm]

[wip] Possessive 🤭

[sheriiam]

Sherlock: hey Mycroft, wanna third wheel on my date with Liam?

Mycroft: no.

Sherlock: I'll buy you black coffee.

Mycroft: for a week.

Sherlock: done. Albert, say, will you third wheel on my date with Liam?

Albert, looks up from his newspaper: alright, Sherlock.

Sherlock: yes! Liam always wanted to have a double date.

Albert and Mycroft: ???

[incorrect-moriarty-sherliam]

Mycroft: You know, people treat me like a god

Albert: How?

Mycroft: They ignore my existence unless they need something.

[snowwhitefeather]

as promised, i come bearing sweet MyAl chibis. oh well, sweet bordering on spicy, I suppose 🤭

[user-needs-new-hyperfixation]

Modern AU where Albert has a tiktok account dedicated to Charlie (something like this) and the followers are a mix of:

people just there for cute pigeon content

people trying to figure out whose nepo baby this guy is because his voice and house are ridiculously posh

and people who are there for the occasional brief glimpse of his partner, who they could swear they've seen somewhere, isn't he someone famous? no one can quite place what they know him from

[getosbf]

Moriarty the patriot as tumblr text posts: pt. 3/?