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[beliveonit]

🐾 Dive deeper into the feline psyche with this groundbreaking study! 🧠🔍 Turns out, our whiskered companions view us not just as roommates with can-openers but as their true parental figures. 🚪🍽️

The research team observed various cat behaviors, from the "I'm ignoring you, but I need your warmth" sulks to the midnight serenades that make us question if we're living with a tiny opera star. 🌙🎶

➡️➡️Read The Study

Results are in, and it's official: every time your cat gazes into your eyes with those mysterious orbs, they're not plotting world domination – they're saying, "Thanks for being my mom/dad!" 😺👁️‍🗨️

Our homes are their kingdoms, and we are the benevolent rulers providing sustenance, chin scratches, and the comfiest spots on the couch. 🏰🛋️ So, here's to the late-night purrs, the strategic toe attacks, and the unconditional love that makes our lives infinitely better. 🌟💖

Let's share our favorite moments of feline parenting solidarity! Have your kitties shown their appreciation in hilariously unique ways? Spill the beans below! 🐾💬 #CatParentsUnite #FelineWisdom #ParentingAdventures #CatNapChronicles 🌙✨

[kristealberts]

The Case of the Vanishing Veggies: A Garden Mystery Solved

Elementary, my dear gardeners! 🌱🔍 My backyard transformed into a scene straight out of a detective novel, with green beans skyrocketing and sugar snap peas nearly halted by a mysterious pest. But with a touch of Sherlock-inspired ingenuity, I turned the peas bitter to outsmart the snackers. Will the peas catch up to the beans? Tune in for more botanical mysteries and share your own garden detective stories below! 

[hannahhook7744]

Badun Detective Agency Smells;

What the Badun Detective Agency members and protégés (Plur Elle) smell like.

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Hermie's smell: Wood shavings, caramel, popcorn, peanuts, and cotton candy.

Harry's smell: Gun and cigar smoke, mint tooth paste, mud, candy, and silver Bromide.

Jace's smell: Mint toothpaste, gruel, mud, old blood, pinewood, and rubbing alcohol.

Eddie's smell: Chicken pot pie, toast, cigarette/cigar smoke, baked beans, and champagne.

Yzla's smell: Wormwood, rosemary, honey, spinach puffs, and cat fur.

Reza's smell: Parchment, ink, telescope polish, moon dust, and coffee.

Mystery's smell: Wet grass, pond water, rotten fish, raspberries, and wet cardboard.

Elle's smell: Seaweed, fish, sandlewood, coconut, and sea salt.

Hadie's smell: Smoke, opium, decay, sulfur, and souvlaki.

Red's smell: Paint, roses, unbirthday cakes, polish, and a card deck.

Chloe's smell: Chocolate, prunes, horses, fruit, and flowers.

Danny's smell: Lawn clippings, wet dog, sweat, pond water, face paint, and saw/pixie dust.

Deja's smell: War paint, old blood, sweat, fire, and parchment.

Glauco's smell: Sweat, lawn clippings, pastries, pizza, and hair spray.

Maddox's smell: Unbirthday cake, ink, oil, tea, and smoke.

Edith's smell: Clay, seaweed, rotten fish, souvlaki, and sea ponies.

Zuri's smell: Heyna fur, mulch, rain, mud, and Cheap soap.

Khalil's smell: Gun powder, old blood, sweat, decay, and wet grass.

Lada's smell: Wet swan, Peppermint, salt, Hemlock, and Bloodroot.

Everlee's smell: Bleach, old blood, smoke, copper, and floor cleaner.

Paro's smell: Old blood, smoke, sulfur, rock dust, and souvlaki.

Panos' smell: Souvlaki, sulfur, smoke, old blood, metally, and ammonia.

Lazarus' smell: Stromboli (the food), polish, wine, paint, fire, and saw dust.

Avalon's smell: Cinnamon, clove, belladonna, leather, and polish.

Miriam's smell: Tea, dead plants, dirt, rain water, and crown water.

[my-weird-news]

Shocking Twist: Houston Woman Kills Landlord, Hides Body, Keeps Collecting Rent! 😱

Murder, Mayhem, and the Mysterious Case of the Fleeing Landlord Oh boy, gather 'round folks, because I've got a wild tale for you that's like something straight out of a twisted sitcom! 🕵️‍♂️ It's a story of a missing Texan landlord, a lady with a penchant for creative excuses, and a whole lot of suspicious bloodstains. 🏠💀 So there's this woman, Pamela Ann Merritt, who must have taken a masterclass in crafting bizarre alibis. She tried to sell the idea that her landlord, a spry 78-year-old named Colin Kerdachi, had pulled a "Houdini" and escaped to Africa. 🌍✈️ Yup, Africa! Because, you know, that's where all retired landlords go on vacation, right? But hold onto your cowboy hats, folks, because this yarn gets even more tangled. Turns out, our dear Pamela didn't just stop at the wild safari tale. Nope, she went the extra mile and allegedly turned Mr. Kerdachi into an involuntary under-the-stairs tenant. 🐕🏠 Can't afford rent? No problem, just hide a body instead! Genius! Picture this: Houston's freezing over, power's out, and Colin's gone AWOL. People are scratching their heads like, "Did he turn into an icicle or what?" 🧊❄️ But lo and behold, after months of scratching, the cops finally find him. Not in an igloo, not on a tropical island, but behind a staircase like a forgotten Christmas decoration. 🎄🕳️ Now, I'm no detective, but something smells fishier than a catfish fry at a Texan fair. Turns out, Pamela had her own version of home improvement going on. Imagine the scene: "Honey, should we paint the walls or scrub off the bloodstains first?" 🎨💉 What a dilemma! The plot thickens when Pamela's fellow tenants start spilling the beans. There's Tabitha Pope, a recent addition to this reality TV-worthy cast. She uncovered blood pools, knives in mailboxes, and bins full of blood – just your average Tuesday morning surprises. ☠️📦 And let's not forget her genius move of tricking Pamela and her boyfriend into revealing the body's location. Talk about playing a twisted game of "Where's Waldo's Corpse?" 🧐🔍 Of course, the comedic duo (Pamela and her boyfriend) didn't disappoint. They put on a show that could rival any amateur theater production, loudly discussing a "dead dog" under the stairs. Bravo, guys, bravo! 🐶🎭 So, what's Pamela's masterstroke in this symphony of absurdity? She claims the bloodstains are from "rotten meat" and the remains are from a dog. I guess her refrigerator doubles as a crime scene and a pet cemetery – versatile! 🍗🥩 And let's not forget the star witness, Michael Brown, who probably has a future as a stand-up comedian. "Oh, yeah, I saw the landlord with a stab wound, but I figured he just needed a vacation... to the hospital!" 🏥😂 So there you have it, folks – a missing landlord, a stab-happy murderer, and more twists than a Texas roller coaster. It's the stuff David Sedaris dreams of – bizarre, hilarious, and stranger than fiction. If you're ever in need of a good laugh, just remember the tale of Pamela, Colin, and the great African escape! 🤣🕺# Murder, Mayhem, and the Mysterious Case of the Fleeing Landlord Oh boy, gather 'round folks, because I've got a wild tale for you that's like something straight out of a twisted sitcom! 🕵️‍♂️ It's a story of a missing Texan landlord, a lady with a penchant for creative excuses, and a whole lot of suspicious bloodstains. 🏠💀 So there's this woman, Pamela Ann Merritt, who must have taken a masterclass in crafting bizarre alibis. She tried to sell the idea that her landlord, a spry 78-year-old named Colin Kerdachi, had pulled a "Houdini" and escaped to Africa. 🌍✈️ Yup, Africa! Because, you know, that's where all retired landlords go on vacation, right? But hold onto your cowboy hats, folks, because this yarn gets even more tangled. Turns out, our dear Pamela didn't just stop at the wild safari tale. Nope, she went the extra mile and allegedly turned Mr. Kerdachi into an involuntary under-the-stairs tenant. 🐕🏠 Can't afford rent? No problem, just hide a body instead! Genius! Picture this: Houston's freezing over, power's out, and Colin's gone AWOL. People are scratching their heads like, "Did he turn into an icicle or what?" 🧊❄️ But lo and behold, after months of scratching, the cops finally find him. Not in an igloo, not on a tropical island, but behind a staircase like a forgotten Christmas decoration. 🎄🕳️ Now, I'm no detective, but something smells fishier than a catfish fry at a Texan fair. Turns out, Pamela had her own version of home improvement going on. Imagine the scene: "Honey, should we paint the walls or scrub off the bloodstains first?" 🎨💉 What a dilemma! The plot thickens when Pamela's fellow tenants start spilling the beans. There's Tabitha Pope, a recent addition to this reality TV-worthy cast. She uncovered blood pools, knives in mailboxes, and bins full of blood – just your average Tuesday morning surprises. ☠️📦 And let's not forget her genius move of tricking Pamela and her boyfriend into revealing the body's location. Talk about playing a twisted game of "Where's Waldo's Corpse?" 🧐🔍 Of course, the comedic duo (Pamela and her boyfriend) didn't disappoint. They put on a show that could rival any amateur theater production, loudly discussing a "dead dog" under the stairs. Bravo, guys, bravo! 🐶🎭 So, what's Pamela's masterstroke in this symphony of absurdity? She claims the bloodstains are from "rotten meat" and the remains are from a dog. I guess her refrigerator doubles as a crime scene and a pet cemetery – versatile! 🍗🥩 And let's not forget the star witness, Michael Brown, who probably has a future as a stand-up comedian. "Oh, yeah, I saw the landlord with a stab wound, but I figured he just needed a vacation... to the hospital!" 🏥😂 So there you have it, folks – a missing landlord, a stab-happy murderer, and more twists than a Texas roller coaster. It's the stuff David Sedaris dreams of – bizarre, hilarious, and stranger than fiction. If you're ever in need of a good laugh, just remember the tale of Pamela, Colin, and the great African escape! 🤣🕺 Read the full article

[ujwal-wp-blog]

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[tsukkisbean]

guys😢i🗣lost🕵️‍♀️*sniffles*😤i👁lost- *falls*👻👋☠*quiet laughing*👶*gets up*🕴i😫lost😿my👣weave🥴

WHO IS THIS I FUCKING LOST IT ON ZOOM JUST NOW IM SUING YOU

[tsukkisbean]

This might not be anonymous for you but..it meant a LOT 🥺to me when you answered my question in the server and then you were like super supportive sooo....I haven’t binge yet on your works but I soon i get the time i will!!! 💗💗

HI ILY LET ME KISS YOU HEHEHEE 💖🥺💖🥺💖🥺 PLS MAKE SURE TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF AND GET LOTS OF REST N STAY HYDRATED MWUAH 💖🥺

anonymously tell me why you follow me

[tsukkisbean]

I follow you because I really liked your work and also you seemed like a great person to get to know

🥺 that’s so sweet!!! i haven’t put out much content lately but i’m glad you like my work. i hope we can get to know each other more!!!!

anonymously tell me why you follow me

[tsukkisbean]

hello !! just wanted to tell you that i’m vvv excited for midnight escapades bc 1) i’m a hoe for iwaizumi but also 2) the format of the character formats is so unique with the id cards so i’m very excited to see where it goes! i can’t wait to read the first chapter! 💖

ahh you’re such a sweetie 🥺💖

lets be real,, everyone is a hoe for iwa no one can escape him hehehehehe (even me). and ty!!! i thought it would add to the feeling of an~*university au*~ and although my editing skills are quite amateur i’m glad you liked it!

i’m planning to make this a slow burn fic so i have lots planned hehe ty for your support 💖💖

[tsukkisbean]

if you’re taking requests 🤧 ... can we have a one where both kageyama and the reader aren’t having a good day and it’s really hard to communicate ? please have a good ending though bc my heart can’t take it 😭 ( not a story but like the bullet point ones if that makes sense ) thanks so so much in advance !!

hi!!! TY SO MUCH FOR WAITING YOU CAN FIND YOUR REQUEST HERE <3

[tsukkisbean]

I’ll do my homework if you do your homework!!

anon i did some of mine, i hope you did yours!!!!!

[tsukkisbean]

if you get out of bed i will send you a picture of my FAT hamster <3

LAPSOAKA LOOL I LOVE FAT PETS!!! I’M OUTTA BED, PICS PLS

[tsukkisbean]

if you get out of bed, i will give you a kith

damn 😐😐😐 last time i took kisses from someone else tsukki anon almost took my forehead kiss rights away

ok i got up and washed up kith please 🤲🏻 (don’t tell tsukki)

[tsukkisbean]

me looking at your blog and seeing you manifesting anons for other people and quickly going to ask them what character anon they want ; 🏃🏽‍♀️💨

DODPAOKAKAAKAK THIS ANON IS THE REALEST!!! all my moots deserve chara anons they’re so sweet but also

PLEASE PLEASE take care of yourself!!! nake sure to take breaks and eat all your meals and drink water 💖

everyone manifesting should also remember that theres a mod behind these charas so we shouldn’t push them to reply!! n remember to give back aka try being a chara anon for someone, you never know!! you might enjoy it plus you’d be making someone’s day!!! 💖💖

[tsukkisbean]

imagine saying you wanna do the wap dance and kuroo asks “for me ?” 😳 ahh omggg my heart’s beating too fast

anon im gonna be honest and say i finally watched the wap mv just for you (and technically listened). i’d fall on my face if i ever tried that LMAO BUT N E WAYS

😳😳😳he’d sit down in front of you with his arms behind his head and say “go ahead doll”

[tsukkisbean]

I hear continuation and I am here for it if you decide to write it.

- A3 Kuroo requester anon

I AM TEMPTED!! (honestly tempted to write a fluff continuation to all the angst i have to right lmao) i will definitely write up some sorta of outline n go back to it after the event hehehe