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The Clown Car Chronicles (Part 1)!;

Summary: The Utoniums move to Gotham and meet Gotham's most beloved family.

For @verieriberries based on this post. Sorry I tried. I'll do my best to add more later.

“The City of Gotham. It's home to some of the top research labs in the world.” Professor Utonium said, driving the family station wagon to their newest address.

“Yeah, but why are we moving there?” Bliss mumbled displeased from the passenger’s seat as Gotham came into view.

“Well, I took a job offer at Wayne Enterprises’ lab. And we have to move here for me to work there.”

“Oh. That makes sense.” Blossom piped up from the backseat, looking up from her book.

“Well, I think it sounds stupid.” Buttercup huffed. Arms crossed.

“Now that's something I can agree with.” Bliss muttered in agreement, before putting her headphones back on.

All while Bubbles looked out the rearview mirror with Bullet and Bunny, all of them sporting frowns as Townsville got smaller and smaller the closer they got to Gotham.

“....Bye-bye, Townsville…” The blonde sighed, sadly, holding Octi close to her chest.

“And if what I’ve heard is true, Gotham is a great place to live.” Professor added, trying to sound reassuring.

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Only Bunny looked like she believed him.

Which... given what happened the last time their family moved, was more than a little fair.

Ao3 link:

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Merlin Memes part 5;

(Meme 1).

(Meme 2).

(Meme 3).

(Meme 4).

(Meme 5).

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Would anyone be interested in me posting the info I've collected about the descendants characters on ao3?

It's mainly stuff like interests/likes of theirs that I think would be interesting/helpful.

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What songs make you think of Milton?

you should see me in a crown by Billie Eilish, Midnight Rain by Taylor Swift, Lost Boy by Ruth B, and A Million Dreams from the Greatest Showman :)

Also, I have not forgotten your first ask, I just haven't had a chance to think of some hcs to answer with

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@pscentral event 20: antagonists

MUSIC IN FILM: DISNEY ANIMATED VILLAIN SONGS

Alice in Wonderland (1951) Peter Pan (1953) The Sword in the Stone (1963) The Jungle Book (1967) The Great Mouse Detective (1986) The Little Mermaid (1989) Beauty and the Beast (1991) Aladdin (1992) The Lion King (1994) Pocahontas (1995) Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) The Princess and the Frog (2009) Tangled (2010) Moana (2016)

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Aris Phone Contacts.

I'll make some for the others later.

Lol, this is so great! Girlfriend Stealers 1 and 2 are sending me

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Aris Phone Contacts.

I'll make some for the others later.

Lol, this is so great! Girlfriend Stealers 1 and 2 are sending me

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Lewis Finch Edit;

(Song: "Adventure is out there").

(Reason: vibes fit).

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1. Big sister Cass will steal mistreated children no hesitation.

2. Omg I love that idea. Solomon Grundy and Killer Croc just looking out for our green boys.

3. It does make sense.

Also I bet the Joker gets chased off at least once by Fuzzy Lumpkins.

Also I bet the girls are still friends with the Mayor, Miss Bellum, and the other kids they went to school with (their teacher is also probably somehow in contact or at least suggested a good school for them).

Okay. So I had a couple of ideas.

1. The Rowdyruff boys get adopted because Cass took them (saw them getting mistreated and was like 'no (: '.

2. The gangreen gang are apparently teenagers? So... Solomon Grundy steals them lol.

3. Harley somehow befriends fuzzy lumpkins. No one is sure how or why.

OMG CASS BIG SISTER MODE - i love that so much

ok but also,,, why can i kinda see killer croc taking them in? KJASHFKJHDAKJFHDAF

it makes so much sense that harley and fuzzy are friends so,,,

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What are your thoughts on my professor bats au so far?

i'm excited for what u have in store dude. it's cute that u included bunny. bliss i'm on the fence about because i remember the hate she got when she was first introduced (i also haven't seen the reboot ppg so i still have my biases). can't wait for the rowdyruff bois to show up

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Who gets along with who in the Wayne-Utonium household and who fight like cats and dogs?

I love your idea that Damien and Bubbles are besties because of their love of animals and their artsy nature. Does Damien like Bullet the Squirrel?

Last ask of the day, I promise.

bubbles and cass dance together and bruce melts every time

buttercup is on the fence about damien but they band together to annoy a mutual enemy: jason

blossom gets along well with tim and dick. she's a great listener and tim's very appreciative of that. she and dick kinda have that leader thing going on and they jokingly complain about jason and buttercup going against them

steph gets along with all the girls but mostly with buttercup

blossom and bubbles are civil with everyone while buttercup has gotten into so many fights with damien and jason

of course, this is all after they get to know each other well. their relationship was worse when the batkids were still their dad's pseudo-boyfriend's kids. both sets of children are very protective over their fathers and the ppg were definitely more protective due to the professor being a bit slow. they've also heard the rumors about bruce (blossom did an extensive internet search during their super duper important emergency meeting about someone flirting with their dad). so yeah, super vigilant and that extended to bruce's kids.

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the girls definitely thought bruce was a villain when they used their x-ray vision the first time they stepped foot in the manor.

batonium had been going at this dating thing for a couple of months now and the girls are still on the fence about bruce. surely if he was another sedusa situation then it wouldn’t take months for his evil plan to unfold, right? they can’t deny that bruce makes the professor happy but the trauma from the sedusa incident was deeper than they realized. as much as they wanted to trust bruce, there was something within them that couldn’t, at the moment.

bruce was briefed by the professor about the unfortunate ‘ex’ cause utonium felt like bruce deserved to know. it’s not that the girls hate him exactly, they’re just super cautious. bruce completely understands and only works harder to earn the girls’ trust. part of his campaign was opening up more of himself to the little family of the man he’d grown to adore. well, as much as he could while still keeping the batman thing a secret and trying to unlearn his emotionally constipated ways. (he goes to therapy because he deserves and needs it)

and so, what better way to open up more about himself than to open up his home to the utonium family? of course, he picked a day where most of the batfam were busy. only dick and alfred were in the house, which is basically the best combination bruce could think of when introducing a prospective partner who has children of their own.

alfred and dick were wonderful to the girls and it was heartwarming to see how content it made utonium feel. bruce felt like he could get away with wrapping his arm around the professor’s waist and it turned out to be true when he only got a glare from buttercup and no demands to unhand her dad.

on the girls’ part, dick and alfred were effective persuasion to start sort of warming up to the idea of boyfriend bruce. granted, it would take some time for them to actually start trusting the man but it was a start.

bruce was giving the utonium family a tour of the wayne manor, dick tagging along with them and supplying an inane story that happened in every space that they walked through. it was great entertainment for the girls and utonium as well. the batfam is nothing but rambunctious to say the least. buttercup was starting to think that damien might be her favorite of the bunch (oh how wrong/right she was).

they eventually reach the study that had the secret entrance to the batcave and blossom just suddenly has this niggling feeling. she’s an intuitive girl and her instincts have never steered her wrong before, no matter how young she was. deciding to trust herself, she uses her handy dandy x-ray vision and could see what she could only assume was an entrance to a secret villain lair. she wasted no time flying to her father’s side and her sisters were close behind despite their confusion.

utonium immediately chastised his daughters while bruce and dick momentarily paused before looking at each other.

“dad, we told you! he’s a bad guy!” blossom yelled causing her sisters to gasp and glare at bruce. dick couldn’t stop the loud cackle that pushed through his lips even if he tried. bruce looked confused.

“now what makes you say that?” utonium asked as he kneeled down. it had already been a few years since the science accident that created his daughters and while they were steadily growing, they were still quite small compared to his tall stature.

“he has a secret entrance to his villain lair behind the clock! bubbles and buttercup can look for themselves to prove that i’m telling the truth.”

after doing as their sister said, they flanked the professor with their assent that yes there IS a secret entrance to an evil lair there, we wouldn’t lie about it!

utonium knew his daughters had no reason to lie for something quite as serious as this so he could only look towards bruce for answers.

of all the ways that bruce could’ve revealed the batman to the professor, he didn’t expect that it would be like this. he had wanted to wait a bit more, maybe a year, before telling. and even then, he was hesitant about revealing the vigilante thing entirely. he was content to keep it a secret because he didn’t know how he could deal with utonium reacting negatively. it was only with the combined intervention of all his children and alfred that he even began to consider divulging his and his family’s alter egos to the utoniums. bruce couldn’t enter a relationship that he had hopes of lasting if he couldn’t share the single most important thing about him as a person.

he was really hoping that the moment he tells utonium would be under his own terms in which he had control over the situation but the girls just. poof. made all that hope go down the drain. he’d already been told by the professor that the girls were superpowered and that they had a range of abilities but it seems like he’d be putting x-ray vision into the list.

glancing at dick who was barely stifling his gighles, bruce sighed. “i’m not a villain or a bad guy. i’m. . . batman.”

now, utonium has heard of batman. who hasn’t? and ever since living in gotham, he’s been hearing more and more about the guy and he’s made an opinion. batman is good, though his slightly violent methods seem to suggest otherwise. gotham needs someone like the dark knight to keep things in check, and something that a lot of the public didn’t notice is that he was a lot more compassionate than they realized. why else would he send a gaggle of rogues to a psychiatric institution if not to give them the means to heal themselves? (utonium would feel differently about arkham whenever he finds out about the abuse and neglect that was prevalent in the facility.)

so when he heard buttercup say that the batman sounded very much like a villain name, utonium chuckled. and so, everyone’s attention was suddenly on him. his girls looked confused, wondering how he could laugh about this like it’s a light matter and he found himself smiling softly at them, silently wishing they’d stay this innocent for a little while longer.

“girls, remember how i told you about how townsville was before? how bad guys would always do bad things and that the people there would be too afraid to even go out of their homes?”

“yeah!” exclaimed buttercup. “but then you made us and we beat up the bad guys!” she looked very proud of that statement, as did her sisters. when utonium glanced at the waynes still standing in front of them, they both looked confused. utonium sighed.

“yes. you beat up villains so that they’d go to jail and everybody would be safe. it’s the same for batman.”

“oh.” they still looked unconvinced, but the professor always told them the truth. it was only dick’s comment, that batman was friends with superman, that made the girls release the tension that was holding them up. their shoulders relaxed as they regarded bruce with a curious look. bruce nodded at them, confirming everything that’s been said about him.

“so… you won’t hurt us mr. batman?” bubbles hesitantly asked and isn’t that heartbreaking, that the thought of bruce harming them was at the forefront of their minds

bruce kneeled on one knee to be eye level with utonium’s daughter. “i promise you, i would never harm you, your sisters or your father intentionally. if i end up being mean and hurting you guys, you have my explicit permission to beat me up.”

bubbles giggled, the most trusting of the three, and held out her pinky finger. “pinky promise? and you can’t break it ever.”

since they were still at the age where pinky promises were sacred, blossom and buttercup also held out their pinkies with determined looks. bruce’s lips quirked into a small smile, bringing up his own pinky to seal the deal with each of them. “i pinky promise.”

dick, when recounting what happened to the rest of the family when they arrived back at the manor and bruce was driving the utoniums back to their apartment, had a lot of to say about how adorable the girls were and how funny it was when they called bruce a bad guy.

jason had to interrupt him. “wait, what do you mean they beat up criminals in their hometown? aren’t they like, 3 years old?”

it was at that point everybody realised something. sure, damian was also young when he started as robin but that was mostly due to the hellish and dangerous training that he was put through under the league at such a young age. was it the same for the girls? what it they were being forced to do it? sure, they had powers but they were still children.

although they expected to feel excitement about meeting the utoniums soon, now they could only feel a small sense of dread.

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Kyle White Vs. Tamatoa:

Summary: Kyle White, the middle child of Snow White and Prince Florian, meets Tamatoa. It goes about as well as you think. Happy birthday, @olithetalker .

Most people would be curious enough to investigate if they saw a shiny glittering cave.

And Prince Kyle White of Charmington, middle child of Queen Snow White and KIng Florian, Murderer via words for the Stormbringer crew, was no exception. Even if his friends, family, and girlfriend really would have preferred it if he was.

Which…was exactly how they found themselves face to face with a giant fricking crab, monster thingy.

So of course, when Kyle saw said shiny glittering cave when he was traveling on the Stormbringer during his gap year before he started college and saw that he still had a couple of hours to kill before the crew’s next circus performance? Well, he let’s just say that he didn’t exactly hesitate to check it out. 

Even if his pet deer, Daisy, did.

“What have we here? It's a sparkly, shiny -wait a minute...It's a human! What are you doing down here in the realms of the monst–”

Which would have scared a normal person… but, well… normal wasn’t the word most people would use to describe Kyle. 

“—We’re not in the realms of monsters, actually. We’re in Auradon, unless I missed something important. But go off, I guess.” The brunette cut…him?...it? Them… off. 

Earning him a glare from the giant monster crab thingy.

Wait… giant monster crab thingy that could talk…now, why did that sound familiar?

The crab glared down at him. Looking as if it was debating stomping on him. 

Oh well, it wouldn’t be the first time someone tried to squish the prince. 

“Why are you here?”

Kyle rolled his eyes and crossed his arms, scoffing. “What is this? An interrogation?”

“You’re in my domain. I can interrogate you if I want—”

"—why you overgrown insect—"

“—And I could boil you into a nice little dinner if I wanted. I would just need to find a big enough pot.”

The crab narrowed his eyes, raising its pointy little leg “Why you little—”

It was then Daisy took off running back to the ship. Probably done with Kyle ignoring her disapproval, the little traitor.

"—INSECT? I AM A CRUSTATION!"

"Tamato, Tomato. Tamatoa."

"HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME—"

Kyle picked at his nails, boredly. "Mocking implies that I actually care enough to pay attention to what you're saying."

Kyle quickly dodged the meaty claw that was swung his way, before giving the crab—Tamatoa or Sebastian, if he remembered Moana's stories correctly—an unimpressed look. "Is that the best you got?"

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Tulip edit:

Original:

I LOVE IT THANK U !

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bernard: ooh is that your portfolio for your photography class? can i see?

tim: yeah sure

bernard: …

bernard: dude, this just a selfie of robin, how did you get this?

tim, who got artist block and ran out of ideas (aka was benched and wasn’t allowed to take candids of the rest of the bats for his final): uhhhhhhhhh

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3 jokers au but dick and tim have both killed one of them after jasons death but told no one and then were horrified when HE CAME BACK.

jason comes back to life and kills the third one after realising bruce will never do it himself and theres no more joker and

dicks just like "how the fuck did it actually work for you"

jason "what"

tim "right like it didnt stick when i tried"

jason "WHAT"

dick and tim realising what theyve just said "wait i mean um"

you killed the joker? but i killed the joker?

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Molly Finch Edit;

Song used: "Drunken Sailor."

(Reason: It was the song she heard when she attacked the sailor).