#neet au

[humans-are-tasty]

[mossdontknowwhattheydoin]

So updated stuff about this au I made jus facts

Phil wears a cross around his neck at all times and it frustrats tf out of Brunim and Forever bc they can't touch him like at all.

The Order is a hunting guild (also they're dedicated to just general paranormal things) and Phils grandfather was one of the founders- he actually has the same name as his grandfather- one of those inherited names type of deal.

Phil (along with Etoiles and Roier) is one of the best hunters they have

Callbits a vampire- he was the one who founded the Order and has been running it smoothly for a loommgggg while but like half of the members somehow don't know he's a vampire-

Missa doesn't know how he got dragged into the Orders business but he's a secretary there and he frequently gets scares shitless when someone brings in a vampire-

Tubbos Phils cousin who he adopted and practically raised bc his parents where involved in a horrible accident

Tubbo on a daily basis asks Phil if he can put in a good word to Cellbit bc he wants to join the Order- Phil always says no or just goes; 'sure mate' (he's lying)

End of facts dbkssn

I think I'm starting to like this au a lil too much tbh I'm actually gonna be sad when it looses it's serotonin

[disastersteps]

pov: you are anita, watching the one person who you work with, turns out to be a good friend... and more.

[whosname]

No one knows/remembers what Gintoki does at the company, but he shows up, reads JUMP, drinks strawberry milk, sleeps and clocks out at 5 pm.

[skittzdaskittle]

Death's Crows

so uh, i finally decided to redraw them because the first one sucked X'D

I'm finally getting into Stonkscraft 2 so I'll have a better idea of Brunim's character

Also, Brunim has glasses on, that's why there's grey on his face

Anyways imagine being an avian and not being able to fly lmao

Old one

[soltosia]

Drunken modern Cumplane shenanigans with bonus Jealous Luo Binghe and indulgent Mobei-jun 🌸🌷

[stfu-its-2007]

skoodge, resident neet

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

sveta visits dr riley davis MDE (medical doctorate equivalency) and asks for help controlling her power. riley tearfully preforms the necessary surgery to give her a mostly-normal body, at each step lamenting the loss of perfection

[rockstar-pinkbug]

Has anyone else thought of an AU where Philza and Brunim are brothers? (Twins or otherwise)

Because I kinda want that to be a thing.

[art-of-the-wild772]

I call it 'Shackles'

Anyway-

Okay, firstly- the BG is just a picture with a few layers of brushes over it bc I'm shit at bgs

Secondly- I almost fell asleep halfway through this, but God damnit if I didn't finish

There was supposed to be blood, but I'll add it later lol

BTW here's the link to my twitter and the start of this AU, ik I don't post a lot here, so here ya go: twitter.com/Ivy_Kay01/status/1…

[mossdontknowwhattheydoin]

My cars currently broken down on the side of the road but here's somethin'

Anyways I read a Brunim x Forever x Phil fic a while back and my brains been on it ever since so here's an au

Forever and Brunim are vampires and Phils a vampire hunter- Forever went on a trip and met Phil, he quickly becomes infatuated with him-

Brunim notices that Forevers been gone a while and is like 'wait I should look for him' so he does and he finds him with Phil and is all like; 'who is this random human?' But quickly becomes obsessed with him too

So now Phil has two vampires that are obsessed with him and no matter what he does he can't get them to leave him alone-

Anyways I'll add to this later but

[disastersteps]

"well. everyone knew who i am. might as well be harbinger all the way." or known as... anita's revelations look >:3c

[oh-gh0st]

i have a good feeling my ososan phase will last about the same amount of time as my sonic phase did

[skittzdaskittle]

I'm in a fixing mood i guess XD

i made his glasses more red instead of grey 👍

[dorkousloris]

help i was trying to reply but it it gotten a little too long so making its own post shjdgjshg, anyway, saw your reply! @just-a-tiny-goldfish

just gotta put under readmore, this is mostly basic ideas i can think rn- just to keep in mind, im using both inspo from sd/v and story o/f season games since they're the most familiar for me jsdkhgjhs

the basic ideas right now

anita worked for a company in a megapolis and hates it, hates their boss regina and just. ugh. it sucks! found a flyer about a farm need to be care and hey! its far far away from here and neets just. took it.

imma skip the first most parts where neets go through your typical 'moving into the farm and finding that the farm is actually a mess' and neets is determined to really bring life to it, as long as they can earn money out of it (they originally did it for money but slowly begin to apperciate the farming life over time)

julia and ricardo are ranchers slash adventurers, they do main job in the guild only to support their mom's ranch and it was julia who introduce neets to barn animals to buy from

theres some other characters i want to say but imma have to think on it more for the time being so mortum? mortum is a scientist that moved into the town a couple years back- was there for ecology research project and through she ended up simply lonely, she actually like the town and decide to settle down and even then, continue to work on that project and some other projects when she had time until anita somehow met her and well, they're the reason mortum would later on goes out regularly

andddd thats all i can think rn sjhdgjhsdghjs

[multimusemadness]

//Choromatsu would be such an anxious lil Pokémon.