#nefarious asks

[nefarious-exclam]

I heard that you said to another anon that we are fucks. I'm not a fuck, I'm really more of a crap or maybe a shit. Please don't stereotype us anons, it's rude.

Sorry. *Fucks you.*

[ditto-ditto]

[ah no i meant us as in me we just talk in third person by instinct]

Oh. In that case, be our guest!

[nefarious-exclam]

[hash and sel walk up to the tower. hash knocks on the door]

-@hashbang-mods

[Nefarious opens the door. He's half covered in blood that isn't his, a bloodstained medical mask over their mouth and dentist's glasses over his hair, which shouldn't be practical but somehow is.]

HELLO THERE!

[nefarious-exclam]

[@character-selecton is staring out the window with an unsettling look in its eye]

Sel, darling? Are you alright?

[nefarious-exclam]

….It’s time, Love. Everything is in place. I left notes and pictures for the kids, Jordan said they’d take care of them.

…I left a message for mom too.

@character-selecton

Very well, my dear. Let's get this over with, shall we?

[nefarious-exclam]

Nef I’m hungryyyy

( @character-selecton )

Hungry for mana or actual food?

[nefarious-exclam]

[Select is still fast asleep and using Nefarious as a pillow]

@character-selecton

[Nefarious is panicking silently, trying his best to stay as still as possible. He's glad the bandages around their chest (from the gnome attack) are covering up the abnormalities underneath, but this is still a very compromising (and vulnerable) position. They aren't sure if they like this or not.]

[nefarious-exclam]

[When Nefarious gets back from his conversation, @character-selecton is sitting on the bed as if he never left]

[He’s still holding Mr. Muffins tightly. It seems to be a comfort item.]

Ah, sorry about that. I don't believe the sheriff knows how to leave.

[nefarious-exclam]

So…I guess we’re just sharing the room…

Hey that reminds me. Where does Slime sleep? Does he have a room?

@character-selecton

Uh... I think he's just been staying in the basement?

[nefarious-exclam]

[ @character-selecton wakes up, still drowsy]

Mm... Good mornin'... again.

[nefarious-exclam]

[Select wakes up feeling like it’s been hit by a truck]

Urgggh…

( @character-selecton )

Good morning, my dear! How was your sleep?

[They've made a great deal of medicines and potions for him, laid out on a tray on the nightstand.]

[nefarious-exclam]

Where is Select?

Uh... Hmm, I actually don't know. @character-selecton, wherefore art thou?

[nefarious-exclam]

BOMB WITH COMICALLY LONG FUSE GO

ooh ah ah oh ah ah no no ah um uh uh NYEH-

[Wayward Spell:] A Bomb with a Comically Large Fuse has appeared in front of you. [Timed Event: 30 seconds.]

[nefarious-exclam]

Neffyyyyy….I bit metal and now I’m hurtinggg

( @character-selecton )

Why did you bite metal??

[nefarious-exclam]

drops this on ur doorstep and runs away

AHGKAKFNWKCSJCJSNDN IM CASTING FIRST DEGREE MURDER!!!!

[nefarious-exclam]

Nefarious. We need to talk. -Select

About what? Find somewhere else to live? Got the measles? I have a potion for measles.

[He's still laying in bed, a few empty potions on their nightstand, as well as the empty soup container Forage left them.]