#selfarious

[nefarious-exclam]

[It's the day of the wedding. Select and Nefarious have worked tirelessly to make this event the grandest, most spectacular thing to exist on Exclamania. Nefarious is wearing a bright bubblegum pink wedding dress and is rocking it.]

[There's not very long until the main event starts. He's getting ready now, a matching pink wizard hat on their head with a long veil.]

[character-selecton]

OHHH SELECTON! WOULD YOU LIKE TO START LEARNING MAGIC NOW?

@nefarious-exclam

YES YES YES

[Theres the distinct sound of him falling down the stairs in their excitement]

[epprbcu-incorrect-quotes]

Selfarious but Slime, Pheyria, and Sheriff keep walking in just before anything interesting can happen

.

[solidwater05]

Nef: Wow it's so weird that people ship me and Select right guys?

Also Nef every time he interacts with Select:

[ID: A gif of a waving rainbow pride flag. /End ID]

[advancement-made]

Selfarious

[level-1-slime]

Slime when selfarious moments

[the-multiversal-asterisk]

I am an absolute sucker for these kinds of aus so-

Actor au, where Exclamania is just a tv show and everyone plays themselves. Its not like everyone is human and an actor, everyone is still an exclam but. Every major plot point was all acting

This. I like this.

[fictitiousfanfics]

Selfarious fic Selfarious fic pleaseeeeee

thine art a fan of thee classics... yeeess.... yees... i shalleth oblidge! I shall move the stars and the planets

A character-selection x nefarious wizard story! now including fluff Short story

I am evil, horrendous and mischievous... some say... im quite... nefarious but still... through all of my loud proclaims and evil shenanigans. he had stuck with me. Even played along, enjoying it just as much as I did. He was everything I could've asked for and more... So that is why I'm at the door, dressed as formally as I can whilst holding a bouquet of canniblistic flowers that drooled. never before have I been so nervous, but it made the outside feel 10 degrees hotter. It was night. fixing my wizard robe I taped a flower onto for presentability, I tap my foot anxiously against the floor. minute felt like hours. thoughts ran wild in my head. What if he doesnt think I look good. what if I make even more of a fool of myself and he ends up leaving me for such things But all of those stop. taking a deep breath I figure... What's there to be nervous of... im hot as fuck! Then, He comes out. Dressed in a nice casual clothing that dresses all his curves. fitting snuggly around his torso and waist. A small Flower tucked in the pocket of his shirt. He's perfect "You don't look to bad.." select muttered somewhat bashfully. "youuu look like the main course of dinner tonight" I retort just to make him blush. It works. Seeing selects face flush red makes it all worth it. "w-whatever..." select sputtered out half hazardly. "well my dear-" I present the bouquet of flowers that chomp and snap at him but never truly touch him. only I can do that. Select smiles. thats what im after... the smile he has. He took the bouquet and went inside to put it in a vase before coming back out. "where are we going first...?" he questions with intrigue. I pull him close by the Hips, peppering a few light kisses on his cheek. "Dumpster fire, They have the best foods my love" I whisper to him sweetly. Select turns red once more but doesn't stop my advances. "ooorrrr mmaybe we could star gaze...?" he offers up shyly. I raise a brow inquisitively. "Hm, Not a bad idea. But I'd rather gaze at you~" yet again flirting with the already flustered love of mine. Select seemingly buries his head into my shoulder. I wrap my arms around him slowly rubbing his back and feeling the marks I had done on him. "My love... You know I'll make sure nothing bad happens to you right..?" My voice became a bit quieter in tone. unusual for me. Select faces me. "y-yeah...?" "meaning Nothing in this world will stop me from loving you" I coo warmly. "yeah yeah-... i'd make time stop for you..." select fumbled out quietly. "I'd move the Stars and planets for you" I purr out before picking select up and spinning him around. my voice returning to its loud state. "You are far to good of a subject to work on!" I joke teasingly Select laughs and holds onto me. his voice echoing in my heart which skips a few beats... probably because of all the weird shit i do. but i'll chalk it up to my love for him. That night we ended up staying home. sitting on the rooftop and watching the stars. comets going by as if they were in a hurry to get to somewhere. but we.... we had eternity in this moment. the end

[epprbcu-shipping]

@nefarious-exclam x @character-selecton x @plus-minus-contingency (/j this is just a joke plz don't murder meeeee /j /j /j)

Selfarious is already a closed ship

[just-a-epprbcu-contentcreator]

mhm! selfarious is my otp now (who knew?)

♡anon

I don't follow ships often </33 BUT I HEAR IT'S RLLY CUTE

[unskilledpoint]

Favorite epprb ship?

i thionk its [john] or selfarious :3 thaey aer the sillies!!!

[nefarious-exclam]

[@character-selecton is staring out the window with an unsettling look in its eye]

Sel, darling? Are you alright?

[character-selecton]

[The next day, Nef kicks open the door.]

HELLO AND GOOD MORNING, SELECTON! WAKEY WAKEY IT'S EXAM TIME!

(@nefarious-exclam )

Mmmmmmmmhhhhh….five more minutes

[epprbcu-incorrect-quotes]

Mini: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons? Select and Nefarious: Fake?

.

[solidwater05]

SOLID SOLID LOOK AT SELS TUMBLR

oh I forgot to answer this but THAT'S SO BITTERSWEET.

They'll spend the rest of their lives together. They're getting buried together in a few days.

[punctuationverse-heritage-posts]

The first Sheriff and Nefarious interaction

Yes. And the first Selfarious kiss. I know. I'll get to it. I'm a student who likes to stress themself out more than is necessary.