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[negamicchi]

baudelaires: op is literally count olaf in disguise but go off i guess :/

[negamicchi]

I have been re-watching Once Upon A Time and boy do I still love this show. And boy, am I starting to remember why I ditched this show, oh god. It started off as the best thing ever but now? Eh. Mind me, I’m right now on the Neverland arc and I stopped watching right before season 5 finale so I don’t have any clue what’s happening right now on the show, but I still want to make a post to bash it cause hey I have no life. So, my problems with the show so far are:

- They killed Baelfire. Seriously, the premise of the show aka the first curse was created so that Rumple could find Bae. His motives were based on the fact that he wanted to be reunited with his son. And then they killed Bae? Well good job ruining one of the best characters on the way, because after that Rumple’s character has just kinda... been there. Idek maybe if I gave any fucks about Rumbelle I wouldn’t mind but I don’t, so, yeah. (Please don’t get me wrong, I did love the ship when I watched the show back then, but nowadays it just makes me uncomfortable. They should have left it at Skin Deep. That was good.) Oh yeah, also Bae was a good effin’ character so, meh.

- Too much Captain Swan. Sorry, folks, this is just my honest opinion. Again, I do not hate this ship. Well, I did when I first watched the show but it has kinda grown on me, even though I like Swanfire more, but I do like the chemistry between Hook and Emma. Just that... After all that Captain Swan stuff, Emma’s character went from 100 to 0. She isn’t the badass savior tiger mom who loves his son more than anything. And Hook? He lost all his charm for me when he became a good guy. Also, because I love the family relations in the show more than the romance, I think all this CS fanservice just takes too much time for things I love to see.

- Not addressing horrible behavior. Seriously, wtf writers? The characters have done so much shit that is never addressed. Regina raped Graham many times. Zelena raped Robin. The whole premise of Rumbelle is Stockholm Syndrome. Regina was a very abusive mom. Belle can be just as manipulative as Rumple (like, with the dagger thing for example). I get the redemption thing, I really do and I love it, but seriously, you cannot just address some issues and let others just be.

- They killed Hades. That was the reason I stopped watching the show. Like, I really fell in love with Hades, ok. I love the Disney version of him and the original mythology, and the character in OUAT was a wonderful combination of the two. He was a really great character with so much potential and they gave us the best romance ever aka Zelena and Hades and then... poof, gone. Also you literally can’t kill gods wtf

- The fact that no one cares about Rumple. Like. Um, What? I know he’s a huge dick and a villain and all, but he has helped the Charmings a lot in the Enchanted Forest. He has saved their asses multiple times. And during the Neverland arc he redeemed, truly, and saved everyone and sacrificed himself. Then he lost his son and was kidnapped and tortured by Zelena. And no one (except Belle) came to look for him. No one cared. And after that everyone still treated him like shit. He went through so much, probably got PTSD and loads of traumas and no one even invited him to a family dinner or even asked how he was. And then everyone was shocked when he turned evil again. Mind you, Regina has done far more shit to the Charmings but she’s ok? Like... what the hell? This is the thing I’m the most salty about cause... What. The. Fuck. Give Rumple some love and get him a proper therapist.

- Forgetting nice storylines and characters. Nova and Dreamy forever in my heart. </3

- The lack of representation. Ok, I’ve heard that we have some POC cast in the show and that we have a girl couple, too, so points for that, but still... It’s so infuriating to watch two and half seasons of a show full of queerbaiting only to get one scene where Mulan wants to confess her love to Aurora but leaves the scene crying.

- Robert Carlyle’s haircut. Rest In Peace, floof, I still love you.

- Too many damn curses what the fuck.

- Regina and Rumple apparently became a thing for a while. I watched a few clips and I’m traumatized for life.

- Henry became kinda meaningless after Neverland arc. (I still love you boo).

- Rumple didn’t get a song in the musical episode. I’m not there yet, but what the hell is this fuckery? Ok I understand that it would be really damn hard to sing while in character, especially when Robert Carlyle’s singing voice is so sweet and wholesome so I guess I forgive that. (I love Hook’s song, though!)

- The Dark Swan arc. Also Frozen arc. Also Merlin. Wtf all of that was just shite.

I guess this was it. Now I’ll be trying to catch up so that I can watch at least the final episode on time. Jeez, I’m already scared for seasons 6 and 7, cause they seem so... weird. Lol. 

Oh right make Golden Hook canon 2k18 pls.

[negamicchi]

my headcanon is that count olaf is dyslexic. he is very intelligent and creative, and people like that usually tend to like books. he does know his litetature (somewhat, at least), but in his older days he has this burning rage against books. so my headcanon is that he has liked reading but it has always been harder for him and because in v.f.d. reading is more important than anything, they always belittled him, thinking that he was just less intelligent, even though he wasn't.

[negamicchi]

so... people are really, actually disgusted by golden queen... why? i mean sure watching those scenes felt like watching your parents having sex to me but it actually makes sense and you know, fun fact, if they made it an actual Thing we could have had a chance at a healthy relationship in this show. i mean... just saying.

[negamicchi]

i just finished the neverland arc of ouat and can we just take a moment to pay our respects to the fine character development rumple got which adam and eddy wiped out after the arc because i don't even know why, i guess they are just crappy writers. i'm still mad about that.

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god damn tumblr. because of y’all i’m back in the rumbelle trashcan. because i’m having some major feelings (and the overwhelming need to procrastinate my school work....) my inbox is open for some short fanfic prompts. i haven’t watched anything beyond season five (the last ep i have watched was last rites). also i don’t remember practically anything about seasons 4-5. 

but uh yeah throw me with them ideas ok, i wanna write something nice (i mean i should write my major stories but they’re all sad, i need some fluff in my life right now. ;;; also all prompts with rumple & henry are nice. please i’m kinda sad.)

[negamicchi]

tagged by @onceuponaplay wow thank you so much dear! (*꧆▽꧆*)

answer these questions and tag 20 people

tagging: @taewoonswife @nropay @polarbearmorgan @maxthemonsterboy (lol too scared to tag anyone else ;;;)

what was your last…

1. drink: coca cola 2. phone call: mom 3. text message: a mobile train ticket lol i don’t text a lot 4. song you listened to: britney spears - toxic 5. time you cried: i almost cried yesterday, i hope it counts

-have you ever…

6. dated someone twice: actually yeah 7. kissed someone and regretted it: not really 8. been cheated on: well i guess not? 9. lost someone special: yeah 10. been depressed: for something like nine years lmao 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: nope

-fave colours

12. burgundy 13. dark forest green 14. peach

-in the last year have you:

15. made new friends: i’m not sure, i guess? 16. fallen out of love: nope 17. laughed until you cried: yes 18. found out someone was talking about you: lmao yes 19. met someone who changed you: i like to think that everyone i meet change me in some way so yes 20: found out who your friends are: ??? 21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list: well my fiancee is on my facebook friends so

-general

22: how many facebook friends do you know irl: most 23. do you have any pets: three wonderful cat daughters 24. do you want to change your name: yeah i should change my second name 25. what did you do for your last birthday: i don’t remember really? lol 26. what time did you wake up today: 13:50 lol i’m a late sleeper 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: i guess i was chatting with my fiancee about something 28. what is something you can’t wait for: my birthday so i can get my next tattoo! 30. what are you listening to right now: i’m rewatching rpdr season 4 so that 31. have you ever talked to a person named Tom: nope 32. something that’s getting on your nerves: the fact that i’m not sure if i’ll get proper treatment for my illnesses lol 33. most visited website: tumblr, twitter and youtube 34. hair colour: golden blonde with dark brown roots atm 35. long or short hair: quite short. 36. do you have a crush on someone: well i’m engaged so i think we are over the crush phase haha 37. what do you like about yourself: i’m honest, creative, compassionate, intelligent and i have the way with words. i love my grim sense of humor and my eyes and my sense of justice. 38. want any peircings: maybe some in my ears. industrial would be cool. 39. blood type: O+ 40. nicknames: most people call me johnny or jona. 41. relationship status: engaged 42. sign: gemini 43. pronouns: he/him 44. fave tv show: rupaul’s drag race 45. tattoos: only one on my collarbones atm, but i want so much more 46. right or left handed: right 47. ever had surgery: not yet 48. piercings: i have earrings and i have had snakebites and septum 49. sport: what the hell is that 50. vacation: what vacation? my last one? or my dream one? well if i could choose i would go to japan. 51. trainers: the... shoes? i don’t own any at the moment

-more general

52: eating: nothing 53: drinking: nothing 54: I’m about to watch: well i’m still watching rpdr s4 55: waiting for: my fiancee to wake up 56: want: i don’t know, i’d love to eat potato chips and read atm 57: get married: in the future when we have enough money to throw a great party 58: career: right now i’m a bum lol. but i’d love to be a teacher or an ecologist

-which is better

59. hugs or kisses: huggies 60. lips or eyes: eyes 61. shorter or taller: i don’t really care 62. older or younger: older 63. nice arms or stomach: arms 64. hookup or relationship: relationship 65. troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant in a way that you think before you do

-have you ever:

66. kissed a stranger: yeah 67. drank hard liquor: yep 68. turned someone down: yes 69. sex on the first dead: ...dead? i haven’t had the first dead even yet what the fuck (no but yes i have had sex on the first date) 70. broken someone’s heart: i guess? 71. had your heart broken: yes 72. been arrested: never 73. cried when someone died: yeah 74. fallen for a friend: yes

-do you believe in:

75. yourself: well i try my best 76. miracles: not sure? 77. love at first sight: i actually do haha 78. santa claus: i’d love to ;_; 79. angels: ??? haven’t seen any but i don’t deny anything

-misc.

80. eye colour: brown 81. best friend’s name: not telling hehe 82. favorite movie: fight club 83. favorite actor: robert carlyle 84: favorite cartoon: digimon adventure 85. favorite teacher’s name: ??? i don’t have any haha

[negamicchi]

lmao so it’s official, i’m writing a fanfic about rumple being depressed and using krokodil. oh boy back in the fandom again i guess

[negamicchi]

lmao i was gonna write a semi gore-y oneshot but this is becoming like a character study / (slow) burn / multichapter story and i’m not sure what to make of this

btw hook is one darn hard character to write

[negamicchi]

i am so sorry for all the asoue spam

except i’m not i’ve been a fan of these books for 13 years ok and this is the first time i discovered there is actually a fandom so

i am not at all sorry for all the asoue spam bye

[negamicchi]

Name 2 things you like about yourself then pass this on to the first 10 People on your dash.

Wow nice!!! *>*

Welllp I’m a very honest person which I think is good. And uhm, I’m very good with words!

[negamicchi]

RULES: Bold the statements that apply to you, italicize your aspirations, and tag nine people!

Tagged by @nropay thank u dear!!! 😋😋

AIR: I have small hands • I love the night sky • I watch small animals and birds when I pass them by • I drink herbal tea • I wake to see dawn • The smell of dust is comforting • I’m valued for being wise • I prefer books to music • I meditate • I find joy in learning new truths from the world around me

FIRE: I don’t have straight hair • I like to wear ripped jeans and overalls • I play an organized sport • I love dogs • I am not afraid of adventure • I love to talk to strangers • I always try new foods • I enjoy road trips • Summer is my favorite season • My radio is always playing

EARTH: I wear glasses • I enjoy doing the laundry ��� I am a vegetarian or vegan • I have an excellent sense of time • My humor is very cheerful • I am a valued advisor to my friends • I believe in true love • I love the chill of mountain air • I’m always listening to music • I am highly trusted by the people in my life

WATER: I wear bracelets on my wrists • I love the bustle of the city • I have more than one set of piercings • I read poetry • I love the sound of a thunderstorm • I want to travel the world • I sleep past midnight most days • I love dimly lit diners and fluorescent signs • I rewatch kids’ shows out of nostalgia • I see emotions in colors, not words

AETHER: I go without makeup in my daily life • I make my own artwork • I keep on track of my tasks and time • I always know true north • I see beauty in everything • I can always smell flowers • I smile at everyone I pass by • I always fear history repeating itself • I have recovered from a mental disorder • I can love unconditionally

Tagging: @taewoonswife and @witchsyndr0me ur welcome

[negamicchi]

lmao why is it that all rumple stans seem to hate hook and vice versa? can’t we just get along? (´；д；)

[negamicchi]

esmé gigi geniveve

squidward

[negamicchi]

y’all are always going on about cracky and weird ships but have you ever heard of the finnish fanfiction community? finfanfun, the largest finnish site for fanfiction, has some wacky shit. here are some examples of the pairings:

- severus snape x conchita wurst, the winner of eurovision song contest 2014

- pocahontas x grandmother willow

- lucius malfoy x willy wonka

- google x wikipedia

- dobby x hagrid where hagrid is pregnant

- a fandomless smut one shot of bees

[negamicchi]

holy shit i only yesterday found out that age regression is a thing. an actual thing that people do. i mean, i do it. a lot. like, it just comes out. i don't dissociate or anything, it just happens and i can't control it. and i've been so ashamed of it and thought that i'm just ""weird""" for that.

like, i always say i hate tumblr but this actually helps me a lot. i've talked about my behavior to a couple of therapists too but they all just shrugged it off. so wow, so cool to see that i'm not the only one who does it. my mind is blown. like, for years i've been thinking i'm just... idek """quirky""" but there are actually a lot of people like me. thank you for helping me understand myself better!!!! *3*