#nerdrambles

[en-bitch]

Sometimes I want to be like a wall...

Load bearing

I'd also like to be slammed against a wall while you fill me up but one thing at a time

[ravvys]

pay attention to me btw im literally so round and chubby and feedable and i have such good opinions about video games AND politics cmon let me nerdramble at you about fighting games until you get sick of it and shut me up by shoving more fucking brownies in my mouth

[mrnerdling]

Man oh man oh man oh man!! That was something to wake up to today!

It’s gonna be so exciting to once again be in the land of the Wild and fight alongside the flippin’ CHAMPIONS?! And can play as them! November couldn’t come quick enough!!

[goldheartofsteel]

The Magicians

Push off a cliff - Penny

Frick frack - Margo 

Marry - Kady

Set on fire - Alice

Wrap a blanket around - Eliot/Quentin

Be roommates with - Julia

To be fair, Alice and Penny were victims of process of elimination as I love them as much of the others. 

send me a fandom

[speakupsebastian-blog]

call out post

@bootyblasphemy you’re gay

@herbert-west you’re also gay with your cute boyfriend

@loveflowercreep you’re straight. surprise.

[en-bitch]

Need someone to use me as their own personal stim toy, grope me, spank me and play with my body absent mindedly until I'm a whimpering mess 👉👈

[en-bitch]

I'd like to be part of a reverse harem, where a bunch of people can use me whenever they like :3

Would this fix me? Maybe

[en-bitch]

19, 65, and 100! Hehe

19 - What underwear do you have on right now?

- A picture speaks 1000 words so here you go

Just enough ass that you can peek the marks left over from my last spanking

65 - What are your top 5 favourite blogs to masturbate to? tag them

- There are so many to choose from and I'm a little nervous to tag people but here we go

@redfox-77 @ifwedanceinthemagma @chiya-jade @tomhoppusdelonge @grungixfungi

If anyone who was tagged wants to have not been tagged I apologise and will remove it if you ask

100 Put your hand into your underwear right now and type a reply to this with your other hand. Say whatever you want, so long as you’re touching yourself as you type.

Oh, you like giving me orders? Well I'm happy to oblige, feel free to make me do your bidding in an ask/message any time

I swear it takes so little to make me compliant

[en-bitch]

If I'm ever riding you cowgirl style (or reverse cowgirl) you are legally required to spank my ass whilst I'm doing it

[en-bitch]

Lol guess who was wondering why none of their posts were anywhere only to realise I had the 'do not show any posts in tumblr search' setting on?

Absolute clown hours

Someone punish me for being so stupid

[en-bitch]

Actually get to be a friendpilled visitmaxxer today, giving enough serotonin to last a month

I am in fact capable of posting something that isn't horny, might happen sometimes

[mrnerdling]

Man, I’m missing all the Age of Calamity stuff because of work. Tis’ gonna be one long shift. ;v;

[en-bitch]

Now is as good a time as any to start posting I guess, that being said probably gonna get +18 real quick so minors DNI