#neurotic and a mess

[mangyraccooon]

I inflict on you my modern dragodile brainrot

Random thoughts that I didn’t have energy to draw

- this is the only “safe” timeline from the canon event (divorce) ie they never fell out (their best selves)

- croc would’ve killed at rugby (I base pre transition croc off of a American rugby player Ilona Maher, she’s amazing fr)

- dragon is the singer/ front man of the punk rock band revolutionary army or the “revs”

- croc runs baroque works a company that deals with property development

- everyone at baroque works thought croc was a widower for like the longest time (it’s seriously embarrassing)

- croc 100% stares at the billboard whenever he misses his husband is bored

- dragons music is like des rocs mixed with falling in reverse (one day i animate bad girls club)

- they have matching tattoos (for luffy)

While they are both very cool they immediately become massive losers whenever within 10 ft of Luffy

Some examples

Crocodile losing his reading glasses on his head

Dragon shrieking when startled (he had headphones in)

Both running into a solid object while staring at the other; pole, door, car, wall

They have a super solid partnership (mainly because they are ok being on their own, they don’t have to be with each other 24/7) it’s not the classic I need you in my life it’s I don’t need you but I want you in my life.

[fairycosmos]

i hate that i constantly feel like something bad is going to happen. and i hate that i am usually right

[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

if Crozier had a nickel for every time someone close to him kept a mortal wound secret from him he'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's definitely enough to give him some very specific trauma for the rest of his life

[wishfulsketching]

Here's some pics of my dog while I rest my hand

She came to me almost seven years ago with a name Nala

[gauntletgirlie]

Another one of my personal headcanons is that Mairon’s need for control extended to his personal belongings. He liked his robes hung up in colour order. His weapons were displayed by type. His smithing tools were all placed neatly on his workbench in order of usefulness.

Adar well knew this, and took every opportunity to move things around.

One time, after Mairon had been especially c***y, Adar rearranged Mairon’s entire workbench, the next night his wardrobe, and the night after that his weapons room, and sat back to enjoy Mairon tearing his hair out, and flitting about like a flaming bat putting everything back in it’s rightful place while screeching “I must have order!”

Oh and, of course, Adar never got caught. He and his Uruk children told Mairon Angband was haunted by the spirits of all those Mairon had murdered.

[rascal-rose]

What a completely normal lookin cooking show with a completely normal chef

Cooking with Peppino is lookin to be a real neat project in the works

[sirgawainofgalifrey]

Love the recent movie trend from Ballister and Puss in Boots with same aesthetic of "sad grown man having a crisis who's ONLY friend is a literal child"

[pocketdogs]

i don’t know anything about malinois but my dad’s got one and she’s the most ridiculous thing ever, she’s a spindly thing with 0.2 brain cells on a good day whose energy levels equal that of a nuclear power plant, but who will also imitate a worm on a string when you approach her and perform a wriggly dance for you if you scratch her butt. i’d give her 10/10 for funnycutesilly behaviour but otherwise a dog that i wouldn’t inflict on my worst enemy lmao

[tenderjock]

btw its very important to me that buffy is just as insane as drusilla. that spike's type is insane, beautiful women that could and would take him in a fight.

(and that when i say "buffy's insane" i dont mean it in a cute, funny, relatable way where she has gad or whatever.)

[pricegouge]

Sometimes all I need is dick. Or Gillian Anderson.

(How’s life going?🫶🏻)

-🦌🍷

or a lobotomy 🙂‍↕️

and life is going like this:

[touchbased]

closed starter for @thursdaygrl !

"hey!" she's ignoring the groans and protests that come from the peanut gallery as she stomps through the hockey team's locker room, wrath solely focused on their captain. (otherwise known as the bane of her existence.) "i don't know what kind of bullshit you're trying to pull, but my team reserved the ice for this afternoon last week. so i'd love to know why you told my girls they can't practice today."

[cultofthepigeon]

ive decided against a vent blog btw. i think having a blog solely dedicated to my worst moments is probably not a good idea mental health wise (and tbh i have my journal for that (and at least there i can get the nastiest ever without worrying about what others think and also try and workout the hows and whys of what im feeling and try and piece stuff together (believe it or not i do work a lot on my feelings off the screen even tho it doesnt look it lol)))

i think mixing my vents in with all this other stuff is more healthy. venting in tumblr gives stuff perspective on Not Being As Bad As It Feels. its also more likely ill distract myself and snap out of it when im on the Distraction Website. and i dont wanna make anyone whos worried about me follow another blog. and most importantly

wtf whould i have even named it?

[sualne]

out of context bits of the modern au i thought was hilarious

[doerot]

marcille for character opinion bingo

I want to gnaw on her like a chew toy or maybe eat her out <- who said that

[scarlettjulz]

I thought coming back to my ocs was going to be healing and warm but somehow I ended up with 5 new ones and an obsession for the neurotic choir director one

[subsequentibis]

covered in blood, missing a hand, arguments with yourself in the mirror, insisting you're okay after clearly being possessed by a malevolent entity. ash williams is so salcoded