welcome to my new series called "shit that happened at work"
would you believe me if I said my coworkers and I talking about a Leopard Seal in a lab coat offering us free lobotomies started from "what are your top 5 insects"?
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Why is he being so babygirl!?!!??🤭🤫😩
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Me: *existing*
My right ankle: bitch how about no
Me: Tf? I damaged my left ankle tho?
My left ankle: oh shit, you right, let me help! *proceeds to ruin my existence even further*
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I had a dream that it was December 27th and for some reason, and Mooned had NOT came out yet and it didn't air in movie theaters in the U.S and was being gatekept across countries and I woke up crying because I thought it got cancelled in the U.S release only to find out it's the 12th and it's still before it's release and I'm fine.
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Brazil deserved that 7:1 in 2014.
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Honestly if exams were written I'd stress less, because then if I don't know the answer it's between me and a piece of paper and the time to try to reason on the question. Instead I have to look the professor in the eyes and go through the humiliation of failing face to face, Infront of an audience.
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If a thought keeps coming into your mind, try to distract yourself from it, but don't dwell on it.
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important post regarding nsfw content. i never thought i would have to say this.
regardless of age, under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should you send me actual NSFW images or videos. that is ILLEGAL where i live (and in many other place. this is also common sense)
again, didn't think i would have to say this, but if you are UNDER 16, please do NOT send, submit, and/or tag/mention me in NSFW/suggestive content you or others create. this also includes trying to talk with me about it.
if you are <16 and want me to write, read, or post about NSFW/suggestive content, you will be blocked. additionally, you'll also be blocked if you're <16 and follow me while strictly/frequently post NSFW content (fanfics, fanart, etc...)
if you are 16 OR OLDER, i am okay with suggestive content, but anything more than that is not okay. posts with suggestive content will be tagged as 16+. if you plan to submit any, a simple "hey this is suggestive" warning is all you need
the age of consent in my prefecture is 16, and i don't feel comfortable taking about such topics with those lower than it. not to mention my country has stricter laws when it comes to adult content.
i could honestly care less about what people on this app do and won't directly interfere unless it puts them in danger and i want to warn them about it. but i really don't feel okay talking about sex— whether it be with fictional characters or not— with people fresh out of middle school.
tldr: under sixteen? no nsfw/suggestive content mentioning me/on my profile. over or are sixteen? suggestive content only, and please tag it as such.
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binged the first season of bridgerton and starting season 2 thoughts:
-the reveal of lady whistledown did not make sense to me like i think this is the first time an unmasking of a character was..dull.. absolutely love penelope but it just didn't add up! the point of a twist is for it to be out of character but this really is...so...out of character. even seeing her write in the beginning of s2e1 is still strange
-s1 ended with mrs bridgerton reassuring eloise she can postpone her debut which was really sweet since it was after daphne spoke her mind on how unprepared she felt for marriage. tho eloise is still debuting??? i really thought they would have delayed and perhaps by a miracle she gets to go to school!! like she wanted!! she's so anxious i don't get why she went through with it...still holding out on hope she's gay<3
-anthony looked better s1 actually idk what it is but he's nawt doing it for me at the moment
-nicola getting to use her REAL beautiful irish accent as "lady whistledown's" worker AAAA
-what the heck is this first introduction of kate..why did anthony think she was in trouble and immediately follow her,,
-KATE READING ANTHONY TO FILTH RAAAAHHHH GET HIM AGAIN FOR ME!
-penelope/lady whistledown having eloise influence her writing especially to say they should value women beyond dancing and looks is..interesting....bc the whole point of her writing was just gossip about the season and debutantes. LIKE I GET IT....but leave edwina out of this.
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Thank you Disney+ for the Ahsoka centric episodes playlist
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Day 3: Invisible
[Full strip without text under cut]
[Dialogue]
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"Hey, Danny! Wanna play?"
"Sorry Youngblood. I can't play with you anymore, remember?"
"Oh, yeah. I forgot you grew up."
"Do you want me to sketch you again?"
"Nah, your memory is getting worse. I looked like a monkey in the last one. It sucked."
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[If it isn’t clear, Danny can hear Youngblood, but not see him. The downside of losing his ghost powers post Phantom Planet.]
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