#next one will probably have Trohr in it

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Incorrect Unit Arrel Quotes (Part 11) (with a special guest at the end)

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Part 9

Part 10

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Linaleh, to Vori and Tindri: “Tindri! Vori! Get over here!” Vori & Tindri: desperately look to Rakesh for help Rakesh: “You’re on your own.”

Tindri: “Have you ever thought about faking your own death?” Rakesh: “Nah, I’m too busy faking my own life.”

Tindri: “Must be hard not being able to laugh.” Rakesh: “I do have a sense of humor you know.” Tindri: “I’ve never heard you laugh before.” Rakesh: “I’ve never heard you say anything funny.”

*After narrowly escaping death* Vori: “I’m so happy I could kiss you!” Brakan, awkwardly: “Neat.” *Later, in Linaleh’s room* Brakan, head in hands: “I can’t believe I said ‘neat’! Who does that??” Linaleh: “That’s not that bad. Remember what I said when Tindri confessed to me?” Brakan: “Didn’t you thank her?” Linaleh: “I thanked her.”

Vori: “I think the Temple is haunted.” Rakesh: “Why?” Vori: “I keep hearing footsteps in the middle of the night.” Rakesh, knowing it’s just him sneaking around to get snacks: “Oh wow, that’s spooky.”

Tindri: “Jurr always looks so calm and composed, I don’t know how he does it.” Jurr, internally: "Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.”

Rakesh, smugly: “Did it hurt? When I told you to google it and I was right?”

Brakan, on his phone at 4 AM: “Wow, a woman on Alderaan strangled her husband to death. Can you imagine just snapping like that?” Rakesh, trying to sleep: “Yes.”

Rakesh, returning home from shift: Vori: "How was your first day at school?" Rakesh: Vori: Rakesh: "One of us time-travelled."

Brakan, about Rakesh: “He’s covered in blood again. Why is it he’s always covered in blood?” Tindri: “Well, it looks like it's his own blood this time.”

Jurr: “You’re charged with…..breaking into a pet store?” Vori: "I thought the animals might be lonely.”

Tindri: “You don't think I can fight because of my gender!” Linaleh: “I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Rakesh can fight in that dress either.” Rakesh: “Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.”

Brakan: "You know you cannot just survive only off of coffee right?!” Rakesh: takes a sip of his 4th cup today “Watch me.”

Tindri: “Adulting is hard.” Tindri: “How do I quit??” Linaleh: “Time travel.” Rakesh: “Die.”

Vori: “Help me with this crossword puzzle. I need a six letter word for disappointment.” Rakesh: “Tindri.” Vori: gasps Vori: “It fits!”

Rakesh: “I was going to make a list of all the people I hate, but it would take me too much time, so I took a picture.” Rakesh: sends map of the galaxy

Brakan: “Do you take constructive criticism?” Tindri: “No, only cash or credit.”

Loktof: “Wait, what was I doing?” Rakesh: “Uh, apologizing?” Loktof: “Really? That doesn’t sound like me…”

Tindri: “When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it’s so romantic. Two lovers on a date…one of them carrying a knife for some reason.”

Rakesh: “Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?” Linaleh: “Not it!” Vori: “Not it!” Rakesh: “...Neither one of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.”

Jurr: “Without ugly in this world, there would be nothing beautiful.” Tindri: “Thank you for your sacrifice, Jurr.”

Vori: "We are a great team because we’re so different!” Rakesh: “True, I’m always right and you’re always wrong.”

Vori: “We all have our demons.” Vori, grabbing Rakesh: “This one’s mine.”

Jurr: “You’re so well behaved.” Brakan: "Thanks, it’s the crippling anxiety and fear of letting people down.”

Rakesh: “Why are you smiling?” Tindri: “What, can’t I just be happy?” Linaleh: “She switched Jurr’s salt and sugar.”

Loktof: “I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.”

Rakesh: “Ah, Tindri, I got some good news and some bad new for you…” Rakesh: “Firstly, you are going to die!” Tindri: “Awesome, what’s the bad news?”

Rakesh: “Do you ever shut up?” Tindri: “Do you even say anything other than shut up to me?”

Vori: “Hey, Rak! How are you feeling?” Rakesh: “I haven’t felt anything in the last 19 years.”

Loktof: “Wait! Wait! Did you hear that?” Tindri and Linaleh: “No…” Loktof: “Ah, you missed it.” Loktof: "The sound of my sanity breaking into a million pieces.”

Rakesh: “Look, I’ve changed. I’m not the same person I was three years ago….I’m much worse now.”

Brakan: “If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like...a lawyer to you. Ok?” Tindri: “Okay.” *later* Jurr: “Tindri! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.” Brakan, whispering: “Deny everything.” Tindri, loudly: “That isn't a chair.”

Tindri: “Jurr, in my defense, I simply do not vibe with the law.”

Jurr: “Slash gamemode creative.” Tindri: “Dude, this isn't Min-” Jurr: starts levitating

Ahsoka, casually there for all of it: “So, what’s for dinner?” Loktof: “Oh my god, we let you go 4 hours ago.”