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#ngl i might make him for my next campain i love this idea
noodle-spoon · 4 months
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New dnd character idea:
An incredibly lost cowboy.
He is a regular cow boy, he just rode in the wrong direction too long. He is constantly freaking out at first, but eventually just settles into condescendingness.
Like just imagine after the first fight
Cowboy: ah, a good o'l Saloon fight. Its almost like home, exept for none of those bandits had guns.
Wizard: whats a gun
Cowboy: I hate it here.
*Draconian paladin walks into the tavern*
Cowboy: IS THAT A FUCKING LIZARD-
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