#nhs so cute

[neighboringheart]

whenever optimus gets upgraded by the matrix do you think his pussy gets fatter too? I hope so 🙏😌

[winepresswrath]

congratulations i've never been a fan of sangcheng mostly bc i TRIED but i'm not really interested in their early days dynamic and post-canon i find it hard to believe it could ever happen. but the weird messy version which may or may not lead to wwx-jc reconciliation but imo cannot end happily if jc finds out about the whole jin ling thing IS interesting to me!! Actually I think I only like this if it doesn't work out between jc and nhs so I don't think I can call myself a sangcheng shipper now if I only want mess and an unhappy ending but you know. i'd read a fic about them now if this specific one existed!

In theory I'd be down for either, but I always manage to trick myself into wanting a happy ending by the end of a fic I'm really enjoying. I think they're both really exhausted post-canon and in most universes they just avoid each other but there's one or two where Nie Huaisang tricks Jiang Cheng into doing his homework, which makes Jiang Cheng feel needed, and dangles him in front of Wei Wuxian for sport, which makes Jiang Cheng feel wanted, and they're the only two major sect leaders who are both adults and not in seclusion so I can see them getting stuck eating lunch together enough for Nie Huaisang to develop ideas.

[thatswhatsushesaid]

shitpost dispatches from guanyin temple & the sangyao dungeons - [10/?]

with the important caveat that no, jgy was absolutely not attempting to kill or harm nhs prior to this moment, but I would bet cash money on him exacting some pretty bloody retribution upon his beloved a-sang if he'd survived the events of guanyin temple (and also I think he would win)

[wastelandbabyblue]

Niall's aesthetic for this era is so good

[qinghe-s]

THIRTY DAYS OF HANGUANG-JUNE | 8/30 (last year’s post by @lanyuan)

[id: two gifs of lan wangji from episode twelve of cql/ the untamed. the first is a full body shot, showing him standing between nie huaisang and jiang cheng at the indoctrination camp in qishan. luo qingyang and two other cultivators can be seen behind them. everyone is looking ahead except nie huaisang, on the left edge and closest to the viewer, who is pressing his lips together and trying not to laugh. the second gif is a closeup of lan wangji’s face. his head is tilted forward and his eyes are directed downwards, but he slowly raises his gaze to look ahead. end id]

[whoevengaf]

hab diesen film auch geschaut er ist so bodenlos 😭

Clara ich kann einfach nicht mehr 😭

[kym-truestory]

I know this was days ago, but for those who are not a part of the Twitter-verse

[jesterwaves]

i wish i lived in the universe where new horizons was the best animal crossing game in the franchise :(

[llycaons]

and in canon I can't think of a single scenario that would have more weight or more emotional significance that the admission of the name of the song on the cliffside reunion after more than 20 years. there's no use proposing after that, they might as well get married right then and there

[criticalrolo]

seeing like. fan art and meta for mdzs/the untamed is always interesting because idk how many people realize that per word of god Lan Xichen is only 2-3 ish years older than lan wangji and Nie Mingjue is only 5-6 years older than Nie Huaisang

[heromonty]

After her disastrous relationship with Don and it’s painful ending, Cassandra was hesitant to let another person in. However, Vidcund is showing her that it’s ok to open up her heart again.

[wastelandbabyblue]

oh to be living Niall Horan's life

[secrettastemakerland]

literally on my knees BEGGING AND PINING for nhmonth2022!!!!!

[annieshowell]

[meanderfall]

me finding the ways nhs and wwx are similar to each other in order to justify why wangsang could work and be really cute together