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Rey, who is in my very biased opinion, one of the funniest "girls" I have because she's just a guy, truly. Like Rey is just short for Reynold because he was recruited by a a goddess to help the hero she selected and the hero is conveniently Reynold's younger brother. So he agrees to help under the condition that the goddess gives him a female body for the other world. She's like "really odd flex but whatever" and gives him a female form and he's like "you know. I can't really blame anyone but myself for not specifying 'please don't turn me into a Lisa Frank personification'."
#my characters#ya know since i draw daily idk if ill do any challenges this month#i know theres a LOT of them out there but i might hold off and do huevember as a challenge and let this month just be chill#for what its worth he only asks for a female body because his baby brother (like 10 years younger than him)#commented ONE TIME ugh its so weird to have you dote on me like this#why couldnt you have been an older sister or look less suspicious#so when sent to help his brother hes like RIGHT GOT IT GIRL TIME LIKE THE MOST LOGIC COURSE OF ACTION#then does a really good job at helping the hero and then gets abducted by the demon army and#as rey keeps challenging the demons checking on him in the dungeon (who are all very kind?) to just interrogate him already#and they just ask why would they do that? they just wanted her outta the way for a bit#cause they dont actually want to hurt anyone and then the demon lord keeps personally visiting rey and continues#to point out how she gives him a headache and how the core is different than the shell#and so then he offers to revert rey back to his original form and reynold immediately accepts#and so now hes just a guy again surrounded by v nice demons#and hes like please just be mean ive been trained to handle violence you have to stop being nice#im not used to nice ok you have to be mean or else im going to develop stockholm syndrome#and the demons are just ?? we dont .... dont know.... what that is.......... what.....#then he gets engaged to the demon lord and all is well ! he becomes the trophy husband to the demon lord#and the world is saved (it was never at risk)#i have a lot of love for the idiots in this plot#because reynold and sascha are literal husbands thinking oh no my beloved husband is only married out of convenience to meeee#and solei is the goddess who recruited him and is so mad that reynold is more of a gremlin than sascha#like why is this mere mortal somehow worse than THE DEMON LORD how in the world#and reynold runs around just adopting all of the demon army and is like yeah#ill be the trophy husband with a hundred kids and a hot 7ft tall demon husband who can change into a huge dragon#and hes really content in this role!#but for a while he does appear as rey and hates how much of a highlighter he is
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Is avenging your family worth giving up part of your humanity for power and strength? I don't know, how about we ask Magistrate Vagabond lol
#cookie run#cookie run ovenbreak#vagabond cookie#dusting off this au bc i love it#it's silly#strikes a deal bc hes scared of doing a shit job as the newly appointed magistrate and gets cursed like an idiot LMAO#corruption arc moment he loses all of his whimsy#but he still believes hes not corrupt as he tries to do justice#deals with other corrupt magistrates in a not so nice way#from scrawny little fella now hes just a whole unit#he can charge towards someone like miguel ohara#yeayeah thats it lmao#cookie run au
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#ay. tomorrow might b the day i face the music#which is to say. i tell my advisor how fucked i am. i mean. ill spin it so it doesn't sound so bad#its just that ive told him like 2 weeks in a row that id send him my edited preproposal and i have not bc im too afraid to start reading#papers related to my project. which is frustrating. and like the thing is. and i kno ive said it before and i kno im not a fucking idiot#i can read papers and i can even understand what theyre broadly saying. but thats it.#zero critical thinking. zero insight. i use all my tiny fucking brain space to try to understand the words on the pages#and even then it only forms this broken fucking image of whats being said. like u dont understand. i used to struggle with writing papers bc#i couldnt fucking connect what i was saying from one paragraph to the next when i was the one doing the fucking writing.#what the fuck am i doing here? and again. im not stupid. i can follow the information if its fucking said out loud but thats not how this#works. and it just feels like sometimes there's a limit to what you're capable of and im at that fucking limit. the undergrads in my lab#have more ability to comment on papers than i do. its so fucking frustrating and i just have to live with knowing itll never get any easier#so what the fuck can i do other than drop out? theres no god damn way im gonna pass a comprehensive exam. not unless i buckel down and break#myself in half to try to retain all the information i need to. which requires that i read so many god damn papers that i cant fucking read.#just. why tf did i pick a career path where my suffering is inherent to a huge part of my job? i feel like ive consistently chosen to take#the hard path in life and ive finally stumbled too far from what is possible for me#so well see what comes out of my mouth tomorrow when i have my weekly meeting. i just feel like its my last semester#i feel like this is it. i just need someone to fucking hire me. bc everytime my lab mate mentions something abt#my project down the line or talks abt future conferences i should attend. im just like. its a nice idea but that's not happening. im just#at the end of the line and it sucks#unrelated
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modern au dad askeladd except he's not an actual dad but this random kid shows up to his house every day and tries to have beef over the closed food store askeladd bought and turned into an antiquarian store. turns out the food store used to be run by the kid's father until he passed away which is very sad of course but also askeladd is not gonna cooperate with some brat that borderline harasses him day by day. only that he can't call the cops because he kinda has a turbulent past and if they find out he's filling his store with stolen goods it's gonna become a huge problem. and note to destiny, the stupid kid finding out is not that great either because now he has to hear it out if he doesn't wanna go to prison and also he should probably learn the demon child's name while he's at it. shenanigans ensue.
#askeladd agrees to honor the memory of thorfinn's dad and in return thorfinn won't call the cops on him#then they fight about how the honoring should be done#askeladd doesn't want to change his entire store's image only to make sure people don't forget about the former owner#and thorfinn isn't satisfied with just a sign with his dad's name on it which is as far as askeladd is willing to go#things change when some rich jackass wants to buy every building on the street and turn the whole area into a luxury resort#now thorfinn and askeladd have to work together because thorfinn doesn't want his dad's store to vanish#and askeladd doesn’t want HIS STORE to be torn down because smuggling the stolen stuff out of town would be a pain#(also affordable houses with basements big enough to keep the meth laboratory running are rare these days)#(also also thorfinn learns some kind of martial art in the dojo across the street which is whatever but the coach is really nice)#(like. REALLY nice.)#(with a nice voice and a nice face and nice muscles and as if that wasn't enough he makes a kickass apple pie)#“bjorn is single btw” - “shut up thorfinn” - “i'm trying to help” - “go bother your twink why dontcha”#yeah thorfinn actually manages to make friends with the son of that asshole that tries to get their houses#great for the brat of course but now askeladd has to deal with a snobbish teen criticizing his cooking#not to mention the nosey nanny slash accountant the rich idiot hired to keep his twink son entertained who's very curious about the basement#he also knows a lot about modern art which. not great. well great for him but not for askeladd.#anyway tldr#askeladd has to save a street while trying to raise two boys that aren't his not falling in love and keeping ragnar out of the meth basement#thorkell is the construction worker hanging around and refusing to do his job until sven pays him quadruple the original agreement#vinland saga#bjornskeladd#thornute#ragnar and thorkell are also there#and sven but no one wants him to
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i wanna be knight!satoru's pretty little housewife so bad...
#ppl: gojo-san what is ur wife good at? cooking? sewing? cleaning?#my idiot husband: everything 😎🥰#cut to me nearly burning down our cottage while making soup#me accidentally tearing a shirt i'm supposed to mend a small snag in#me starting to sweep then giving up screaming on meeting a big ant#satoru has two jobs:#(1) fighting and defeating all his enemies brutally on the battlefield#(2) taking care of me and whatever mess i get into when he is home#[unlike the kingdom i always pay him very handsomely tho...#a kiss---A VERY NICE VERY LONG VERY LOVING KISS *MWAHHH*]#now i wanna make a moodboard for us!!! 🥰🥰🥰#satoru 💞 kit#kit muses 💭
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So who’s watching it with me? I’m serious! I could look around to set up something that we can all chat on or if you have ideas let me know!! Does tumblr have anything for this? lol
@staff I’m a product designer specialised in conversational environments 👀
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#apple#not y2k#but still a#tech blog#the robot girls have to be informed#watching apple keynotes with Steve Jobs at the age of 13 is the reason I’m like this#I used to live tweet it into the ether and message about it with one of my friends so maybe it could be fun with multiple likeminded ppl:’)#I’m such an idiot nerdy girl that I used to daydream about watching it with a bf but incred obviously that never happened HAHAHA#it’s nice to confess embarrassing things in the tags lol sorry#tech#techcore#apple event#technology#cybercore
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23 yr old coworker making me feel so stupid and dejected...I shoulda kicked her when she was a baby even tho I was only 3. I was so good at kicking when i was a toddler
#she sucks so bad lol she just has this superiority complex like this job is not that serious you Do not have to be treating me like this.#idk wtf is her problem like she really started treating me worse when she started to genuinely think im an idiot and even if i was uhm??#why are you offended why do you care lol? ive been nothing but nice to you helloooo????
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I have several job interviews tomorrow (there is a sort of job fair and a media industry congress happening at university) and I tried to prepare for them. It's been so long since I had to do all of these business-theatrics and I'm unsure about how well I'll be able to present myself.
#i better manage to persuade at least one company to give me a job before i run out of money :)#if that should go wrong i still have one or two ideas before it becomes critical so let's see#wish me luck guys#i've been in a really weird mind space today#somehow a lot of past happenings came to my brain and i started crying like an idiot only bc sth small and actually nice happened#my journalism professor randomly thought of me on a sunday afternoon and wrote a mail about a conversation our class had wednesday#and he encouraged me to pursue a masters degree and offered his support with obtaining a scholarship for that?#didn't know he remembers my name
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Not to like. Patronize. But writing is hard and you're doing great and if you're struggling maybe take a break/ work on sth else for a bit because that's totally something you're 100% allowed to do. Writing is great until it isn't and you deserve to do it while it's something you love. Sending u strength in these trying times muah
i am objectively NOT doing great tbh. and i understand the concept of a break. but. every time i've left a wip for something else it's just never been finished? and also each fic has like a specific space in my brain that the energy of the writing lives. and i'm afraid if i leave dad lando i will never actually find that place again. also i just really want this fic to be done so i can share it, but now i fear it won't be finished bc i've ruined my own perception of it permanently. idk. bad week. i wish i could have had like 85 hours of uninterrupted time to bang this entire 60k thing out when it was all gelling in my mind, but unfortunately i do have a stupid real job and now it's just not all clicking like it was anymore.
perhaps i will feel better about this when it is not 2:30 am ?? who's to say. anyway, thx for your message, i unfortunately will never be kind to myself but i appreciate ur efforts anyway <3
#answered#i write bc i like it in theory but also#at my core#i write bc i want ppl to say nice things to me#like i would never finish this if it didn't have the tantalizing thought of praise at the end#i fear telling you all that will make you stop saying nice things to me to teach me a lesson#(plz do not do that)#dad lando is the first thing i've written that's been largely intrinsically motivated tbh but i'm still me#and i still do everything i ever do in hopes that someone will pat me on my stupid idiot head and say “good job”#anyway classic emo hours in the tags. gn !
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Simon Templar meets his match in the shape of Roger Delgado, as Peruvian police chief Captain Rodriguez in The Saint: Locate and Destroy (5.12, ITC, 1966)
#fave spotting#roger delgado#the master#delgado!master#the saint#locate and destroy#itc#1966#classic doctor who#most policeman characters in the saint fall into one of two archetypes: they're either competent but deeply suspicious of Simon by#reputation‚ if not downright vindictive‚ or they're bungling fools who Simon gives the run around and generally makes idiots of#the longest serving of course being Ivor Dean's Chief Inspector Teal‚ who sort of bridges between the types (he's generally good at his job#but his grudge for Simon clouds his judgement and often leads to embarrassment)#Roger actually gets to play a fairly different type of cop: he's both clearly a good‚ honest man but bears Simon no real ill will and#actually gently nudges him in the right direction. i mean it helps that the villain of the story is a nazi war criminal (even Teal would#side with Simon for that i suspect) but it is a nicely gentle performance compared to many of the other guest cops. unable to act himself#because of the power wealth and influence of the villain‚ you can tell Roger really wants Simon to succeed; indeed‚ even after finding him#in a highly compromising position after a gunfight‚ the captain gives Simon a whole day before he has to leave the country#also it's worth noting that this guest spot is like.. universally better than Roger's previous episode (the dreaded 1.10 The Golden Journey#aka The Episode We Don't Talk About)
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Song of the Day: August 28
“You Were Right” by ILLENIUM, Wooli, and Grabbitz
#song of the day#back to the EDM playlist!#I do still have a job but my boss has quit!! not the greatest news but better than some of what I was worrying it might be#my job will change but hopefully not in too many ways out of my control? we'll see how it shakes out#the perennial Idiot Project conclusion approaches once more and hopefully this this time I'll actually be allowed to be done#if my boss is on her way out--starting her new job next week! insane???--surely she'll be less likely to add new parameters#right? right?#anyway hopefully this weekend I'll be able to be more than just work and sleep and toothaches. I wanna read :'(#EDM playlist helping me keep my brain nice and smooth. good vibes#if anybody has recommendations for EDM bands (are they called bands? groups? artists??) please let me know
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No but like. Men could be the lowest of the low, not be knowing the most basic shit, inept at wit or anything else pertaining to the brain or mind or conscious, and yet the audacity be there. Like. How.
#legit listening to my brother tall of how many qualities he has which mainly just includes having a nice face and using his voice#like this is the dude who is in his last year of high school and absolutely refuses to look at a book for more than half an hour a day#you can imagine the amount of basic knowledgeable he would have with that time period dedicated to studies (not even dedicated hes forcedto)#he knows nothing of the most basic thing needed in class#knows nothing of even the language subjects#and yet thinks just because he can talk he can land a job#theres delusional and then theres this piece of shit#like this family is on the verge of struggling financially and this dude decides to use the lakhs of the rupees worth of tution to eat out#with friends and learn NOTHING#like#im legit so. like i wish he would succeed in life by the sheer power of luck and wishes bc god knows hes a degenerate#yet we care enough to not have him roam around like how it looks like he might bc lets be real if not that he'll end up being a worse pain#but seriously tho how does one be SO behind the very fundamental of human experience and still think their gaming skills and music taste#can save them in this world?#this dude is more or less addicted to his phone and literally like im not exaggerating hes so dumb you have one conversation with him and it#becomes glaringly obvious bc hes so delusional about it that he talks with full confidence but you realise hes not really talking hes just#spitting bs that hes heard on youtube 😭#not to drag him or anything but im seriously so sympathetic. how much of an idiot do you have to be?#to think HIGH SCHOOL education is worthless? hIGH SCHOOL. Tgats like. the very bottom of it.#worst part is he refuses to acknowledge he should get better 🗿#so theres no point in helping bc its one steo forward ten steps back with him#and also feels shitty as fuck to be guiding a fucking 18 yo thru SCHOOL#its fucking SCHOOL FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
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cried at work today! i’m now 3/3 for crying at jobs :)
#i just dont fit in#and one guy in particular makes a real effort to exclude me#like straight up ignoring me#if he has a question about what im doing he asks somebody near me what im doing#instead of me#if i greet him he doesnt respond#but he’ll greet someone i’m standing next to#and others are politer but i can still tell they dont like me#i dont get the humour. i cant fit innnnn#im trying to be nice and work hard but i feel like such a burden and an outsider#also one is so touchy with me and kinda flirty and it makes me uncomfortable lol#so uhmm i just feel like everyone is talking about me behind my back and im the biggest fucking joke#and im probably right lol#ALSO excuse me if this is terminally online coded#but it makes me wonder if im autistic. bc i had the same problem at my last job#where i felt like i was being excluded and wondered if it was bc i wasnt picking up on social cues?#like i want people to just tell me to my face whats up#and i need things explained to me plainly#but idk i might also be like self absorbed and stupid. its very possible#sometimes ur just an idiot who didnt socialise enough as a child and now doesnt know how to be normal
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>"love"core blog
>posts hate propaganda
ur either the victim of severe misinformation or ur a fucking hateful ignorant moron. i love humanity, i love freedom, i love equality, i love hope. this “love” core blog does NOT love war, war crimes, colonization, oppression, and genocide. fuck israel for carrying out a genocide against the palestinian people and fuck you for being so fucking stupid as to condone it. history will not look kindly on israel or people like you. my “love” core blog is for people with love and humanity in their hearts. you clearly are not in that category.
#you also clearly don’t know what propaganda means….idiot zionists just say shit fr#simply expressing which side i support isn’t propaganda u dumb fuck#propaganda involves the presentation of ‘facts’/data/information not a statement of opinion/support/allegiance#but nice try though!#iduna.txt#not lovecore#free palestine#and nice job hiding on anon pussy!
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3 am spiraling over how my mom was mean to me. many such cases
#‘i think you were idiots for not going to grad school over quarantine’ OK AND????? THIS SENTIMENT WAS NEVER EXPRESSED WT THE TIME??????#WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME AN IDIOT???????????#being mean to not only me BUT ALSO lar. unacceptable and she will never ever ever ever apologize#saying we LACK CURIOSITY. HOW DARE YOU#like it’s just so. ?????????????#i do get where she’s coming from and i also will never ever be able to explain how there was no way in hell that was happening in a way she#would understand#so instead this feeling will just sit like a lead ball at this pit of my stomach for the rest of my life. I GUESS#SORRY IM NOT INSANE LIKE YOU. WHY DONT YOU GO TO GRAD SCHOOL IF YOURE SO GODDAMN CURIOUS#i KNOW they (both my parents) hate the way i live my life. but they also endlessly complain about my sister who has a nice apartment and a#dog and a 9-to-5 finance job so maybe actually there’s no winning here at all#also i think they’re starting to get an inkling that i’m not a woman but that’s a whole other post for a different time
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everyone jumping to team kamala we will never experience true freedom in this country
#the democrats would vote for fucking hitler if he was a nice guy im convinced#allow me to break down this silly little “you can't focus on morals people's lives are at risk we have to vote blue to stop trump!!!” thing#first of all people's livelihoods are still at risk even when there is a democrat as president#did you forget about the immigration bill biden and harris signed? or you know a fucking genocide#and if people's livelihoods are at risk then shouldnt we vote with out morals? and you know not for the dems who are famously pro genocide#what is the point of voting if you can't vote for who you actually believe in?#and besides this what in this country was actually accomplished through voting? 99% of the progress made was done through violent resistanc#the only reason shit even made the ballot was because people showed they wouldn't accept things the way they are#which is exactly what you are doing if you vote for kamala harris AKA BIDEN'S FUCKING RIGHT HAND MAN#and you just sound like an extremely selfish person if genocide is not your red line#it just sounds like youre saying “yes they murdered palestinians in gaza :( BUT WHAT ABOUT US AMERICANS!!!!”#as if the democratic party has done anything to protect americans anyways. like my job as a voter is not to get the democrats elected#to mitigate damage caused by republicans. that is the fucking democrats job. it is their job to make me want to vote for them#and until they stop massacring men women and children in gaza they will never get my vote#the democrats could openly announce themselves as extreme bigots towards anyone that isn't a cishet rich white man (which they have before)#and you stupid asses will still tell us to vote for them. how evil do they have to be for you to finally consider another option?#and everyone else in the world gets to have other options but america noooo in america we can only have two parties or else you die#and when a democrat is elected and they send another 1 billion to israel i hope youre prepared to live with the blood on your hands#YOU WANTED THIS YOU ENABLED THIS YOU VOTED FOR THIS#the reality you won't face is that there are more options and you could vote for them but none of you are willing to take that risk#yet youre willing to risk the lives of palestinians the lives of transwoman the lives of every person that bitch threw into prison#you people are so hooked on stopping trump (the democrats meaner twin) youre willing to sacrifice everything you stand for#to elect someone who is just as bad as him but is “polite” while they do it. the democrats will never feel pressure to shift to the left#as long as you idiots continue to accept their move to the right. why should they stop the genocide in palestine when youve proven#you'd vote for them no matter what?#no one’s life improved from trump to biden and the same will be true for kamala but you can keep telling yourself they aren’t the same#i’ll be voting green bc that is what i believe in inshallah you grow a spine and do the same until we’re free from these two satanic partie#and dont tell us youll protest after she's elected what would the point be???#youve shown you'd put her in power no matter why should she respond to the pressure?
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