#nickles metalocalypse

[raddouchebag]

can you do a nickles drawing ? :3 like them loving each other a lot n being very affectionate?

Nickles wedding anyone ??

[junkh3ad]

ohhh i think pickles is such a fucking whore when he wants to be. that man knows he’s hot, he knows people want him and uses it to his advantage. I think he’s more forward with the women he sleeps with, he’s touching them subtly once he knows for a fact they’re interested in him. He’s holding them, squeezing their sides as he talks to their friends. He’s standing behind them, pressed up to their back so they can feel him before they hurry off to some corner of the house to fuck. He’s telling them how he saw those eyes from across the room, he saw them eye fucking him and it turned him on. It’s always fun for him to watch them blush and squeal and gasp.

I think with Nathan specifically (nickles truthing today for my mental health) he’s more the teasing type, he’ll leave a lingering touch to his lower back that Nathan tries to not over think. They’ll be drinking together and pickles will look at Nathan, his eyes are lustful but his demeanor is playful and loose, so Nathan decides it’s just the booze making him think like that. Nathan finds himself hot with jealousy when he’s got a girl or another guy hanging on his every word, touching them the way he touches Nathan, and Pickles will look at him mid conversation with them, give him a wink before turning back to whoever he’s with and it just fans the fire in Nathan’s stomach.

But when the roles are reversed, and Nathan comes onto him, Pickles is submissive and teasing. Nathan will corner him in the studio once everyone else leaves and he’s locked the door. Pickles can see the lust in his blown out pupils, feel it radiating off of his body as a huge palm is splashed over the wall next to his head. He’ll play hard to get, act cool and give Nathan that lopsided smile and pretend he doesn’t feel his dick twitch. He’ll ask Nathan what he wants, a hand reaching out to toy with one of the loops on his belt, his hand grazing over the already prominent bulge Nathan’s sporting. He’ll act surprised by the passionate kiss Nathan gives him, pressing him against the wall so hard Pickles thinks they might go through it.

He’s so submissive, even, that it becomes a ritual. He’ll do something to make Nathan jealous, bring home some dark haired groupie and fuck her loud into the next morning knowing Nathan can hear. He’ll watch Nathan eye him at a bar when another man gets too comfortable, laying a hand on his lower back as he orders their drinks. He loves seeing the metaphorical flames that follow Nathan when he’s jealous, playing this game of prey and predator. Because he knows as soon as he’s alone with Nathan, those green eyes will look at him like he’s a piece of meat for the taking. Hell rip him to shreds before building him back up, making sure each piece is just the way it was before.

[j-goffik]

friender bender gone wrong gone sexual? oh shit

(Pickles realizes that he did not in fact bed a goth girl)

[bellamer]

Also side note, I’ve seen discourse about shipping the boys and whatever and for me it’s a very very thin line because you don’t actually find out that they’re supposed to be “brothers” until the last five minutes of the movie with Max being the big reveal. Like if it was established earlier in the film then yeah I’d probably say “Ew gross” but since it doesn’t come along until the end it’s just “meh” to me. “But they drank Max’s blood so technically it’s their blood now too so they’re all related !”

But like not really though ? Because that would mean in almost all vampire media that anyone who sires another vampire, they’re automatically family and blood related and that means every vampire movie and or media has committed several counts of incest. And the fact that the boys never really acted like brothers, they just acted like a gang who palled around with each other but we didn’t really get to see them interact much with each other anyways, like they actually weren’t in the film much, hell we didn’t even know Dwayne’s name until the credits, we really get little info on their relationship and little interaction between them.

And I know what you’re thinking “But Belle ! Max wanted them to be a family ! He referred to them as his boys ! He wanted Lucy to be their mother and Sam and Michael to be his new sons !”

And to that all I say is, Joel Schumacher and whoever else wrote this movie really really really really should have thought about the plot twist thoroughly before putting so much overt homosexual and homoerotic tension in it before the twist was revealed. It’s no one’s fault but there’s for saying “There’s gonna be homoerotic tension and undertones but then they’re gonna reveal that this was a plot twist to get them to be the vampire Brady Bunch”

I don’t know, ship the boys together if you want or don’t, because the content in the movie isn’t enough to support any argument on both sides. It’s kind of like when Metalocalypse tried to say the band were brothers but now the creators are kinda shipping Nathan and Pickles together and even then they had some tension before the “you’re all brothers !” thing and the family dynamic thing they sorta got going, but it’s best that you just don’t think about it too much.

And remember kids: You’re only a weirdo if you ship them together and also claim they’re (literal) blood brothers !

[murderfacefancam]

pickles the type of dood to fart and hold the covers over his lover *cough* nathan *cough* , but gets upset when its done to him, *cough* NATHAN *cough*

awh man i think im coming down with the sickness ;(

[nathanexplosionforgoverner]

Day 2 of listening to music and drawing : Nathan

Album/playlist listened to: on replay on YT music

Headcanons for this boy:

1. Cis but uses metal/mal/he/they

2. Autistic (I am too)

3. Because this boy is autistic, he has a special interest. Instead of it being music or something like that- it is death. This boy can probably tell you how to take a human trachea out but couldn't spell pneumonia for the life of him.

4. He has serious mommy issues. But his dad is ok.

Ships:

Polyklok

Nickles

[sephtatos]

[chasewav]

My take on this Gumball trend lmao

[kissingbugging]

wow that music video for I Am the Beast was soooo wild am i right guys (+ silly behind the scenes)

[soup2007]

NICKLES IS LITERALLY CANON

Wish I could've been there 😭

[mizby]

this won't get me banished on here right

[raddouchebag]

don’t worry bae I’ll protect you

[junkh3ad]

au where nathan and pickles meet in rehab and they both complain to each other about how much being sober fucking blows but they also heal together and grow as people. And then it ends tragically because i’m fucked in the head and i need the angst.

[j-goffik]

very metal very brutal makeup routine

[nasicheknos0]

[ebbling]

Smoke sesh 🍃🌚