#ninomiya x m!reader

[totally-original-artist]

Cute drunk Ninomiya

Content: Ninomiya x M!Reader, fluff, reader is only mentioned

Synopsis: Ninomiya reveals a little something during the before party for the away mission.

A/N: Too used to the jap sub so you'll have to deal with a few japanese honorifics in between :')

"Are you drunk...Ninomiya?" The man in question snaps his head up at the mention of his name, blinking to see who had asked. He felt a little light headed from the alcohol, an odd feeling muddles his brain so it takes a while for him to realize it's Azuma who's speaking to him. He seems to have a worried look from what little of his face he could make out.

"Uh...huh...?" He answers, unsure what the question even was.

"Haa...we really should've kept the party alcohol free." Azuma takes the glass out of Ninomiya's hand, but he reaches for the drink again. Azuma chuckles at his attempt to retake the glass and pours him a new one of orange juice instead. "Have this, it’ll help clear your mind."

“Looks like you’re quite attached to your kouhai, Azuma-san?” Ema added. The man just nods, a small smile on his face. No matter which squad they were in now, he couldn’t help but have a soft spot for his juniors, and from the looks of it he had two new ones to look after. It always made him proud seeing them come such a long way from back when he first met them.

"It's rare seeing him like this ahaha, you'd be surprised to even catch him smiling these days, much less outright drunk." Inukai piped up from a different table. "Maybe the stress of the away mission got to him?" He pondered, swirling his wine glass filled with grape juice.

"Well, I'm definitely worried. It feels scary not having Jin-san come along." Yoko spoke. "And I'll definitely miss my family too...we're gonna be away for a long time." She grumbled, poking at the food in front of her.

"Ahh, you're right." Suwa sighed from beside her. "Man, I'm glad I don't have a girlfriend, she'd probably cheat on me while I'm away."

"As if anyone would want to date you in the first place." Kageura uttered under his breath, earning a loud ‘What didja say, you punk?!' from the other. Ikoma takes this opportunity to slowly sneak a hand across to another table to grab a glass of alcohol, but unfortunately for him, Tsuji notices.

“Tsuji…you’re a good guy…just let it slide this once…” He whispers. The boy simply shakes his head and moves it just out of reach. Ikoma flops his head on the table in defeat, clearly he needed a new accomplice for his crimes.

"I have to say tho, if there's anyone I can't imagine having a girlfriend it has to be Ninomiya-san." Satoshi mentions offhandedly, but the topic piqued people’s interests and they started talking about it. A few join in, pointing out how he's always so stoic. Telling him he should relax a little and maybe he'd be less scary and more approachable. Ninomiya just zones out at the commotion, being bombarded with all these suggestions made him feel queasy. His mouth feels a little dry so he takes a big sip of his orange juice.

"I have a fiancé."

Immediately the room goes quiet enough to hear a pin drop. The silence prolongs for what feels like a whole minute before everyone starts talking over each other.

"WHAT?!"

"NINOMIYA-"

"WHO IS SHE??"

"DID YOU BLACKMAIL HER, HOLY-"

“NINOMIYAAA-”

"HOW???WHEN?????WHO????????"

“WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL US?!?!”

Even some of the more quieter members pitched in to voice their disbelief at his statement, pestering him about the details. Azuma tries to calm them down, but the crowd just keeps going. Ninomiya starts feeling irritated at all the noise, but his mind isn't too clear yet and he struggles to relax. But some of the things really struck him, namely the blackmailing part. Sure he knew he wasn't exactly the friendliest but he'd never stoop to blackmailing. He gets increasingly angry that they'd accuse him of such things, and before he knows it he's talking again.

"I didn't blackmail no one” He frowned, pointing an accusing finger at the general direction of the crowd. “He's the one who...proposed."

Another pause and the room erupts with even more questions than before.

“HIM???”

“IT’S A GUY HOLY SH-”

“NINOMIYAAAAHHHH-”

“WHO IS HE?? TELL US HIS NAME!!”

“IS HE HANDSOME??”

“NINOMIYA-SAAN CONGRATS!!”

“IS HE REAL??”

“SEE?! NO GIRLFRIEND!”

“SHOW US A PICTURE!! PLEEEAAASE!!”

The screamings doesn’t stop, seemingly getting louder by the second. The ruckus gets so out of hand that the group ends up getting kicked out of the establishment.

~~~~~

“Ugh…can’t believe we got kicked out…” Taichi lamented while dragging his feet on the ground.

“Honestly, I’m surprised we even got to stay that long.” Yuko says while typing away at her phone. “Needless to say we probably won’t be welcome there for a while, how embarrassing.” She texts Nasu to let them know of their recent shenanigans as Sayoko sticks close to her.

A little ahead of them stood Obishima, doing a 90° bow in front of Azuma with a very unstable Ninomiya clinging to his side. “Thank you very much for looking after me! I am in your debt!” The older man looks on in shock at the exaggerated gesture, unsure how to respond.

“T-there’s no need for something so formal.” He chuckles nervously. “I just thought it would be good to let loose a little before the mission.” Despite his words, she salutes him and walks back to Yuba who gives her an approving nod. Then together they walk off to their base.

Slowly, little by little, everyone leaves. They all thank Azuma for the good time and go back home, ready to spend just a few more days in their familiar homes before being sent off to space for months. Eventually only the Ninomiya squad and Azuma are left at the park.

“Do you boys need a ride home?” Azuma asks the two next to him.

“We hate to bother you but yes, we’d appreciate it.” Tsuji Spoke up. He looks at his Captain. “Ninomiya-san clearly doesn’t look like he can drive so…” Azuma just laughs, saying it wasn’t a bother and offers the three of them a ride home. They gratefully wait for him to fetch his car and get inside, Ninomiya taking the front seat and the other two in the back.

The car ride only stays silent for a few minutes before the comfortable stillness is interrupted by Ninomiya’s phone ringing. It comes as no shock to anyone that it’s a default ringtone. He clumsily fetches the device from his coat pocket and holds it to his ear.

“Baby…” Chaos ensues. Tsuji chokes on his saliva with Inukai desperately trying to stifle his laughs. Azuma on the other hand accidentally presses too hard on the break, bringing the car to a sudden stop. All three try to regain their senses, attempting to comprehend what they had just heard. We got kicked out….” Ninomiya slurs out his words. The sight itself is enough to make anyone question reality. The Ninomiya? Calling someone baby??

“Quick! Tsuji! What’s the date today-” The blond manages to wheeze out in between some of his escaped snickers. “I have to jot this down pfft-” He doubles over with tears pricking his eyes due to all the laughter.

“Apr-” Interrupted by his own coughing, Tsuji struggles to breathe. “April 20” He whisper-screams to his team mate, suppressing his own tears.

“That’s enough, you two.” In spite of his words, Azuma finds himself chuckling. Meanwhile, Ninomiya is completely unaware of his surroundings, his full attention on his whole instead. He listened closely to his fiancé’s voice as he reassured him that he wasn’t the reason they got chased out. Their conversation goes on for nearly an hour, even after Azuma drops them off at their base. 

Needless to say, when Ninomiya woke up the next morning, he did not look forward to going to Border.

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