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[cognitosclowns]

Could I make a request for Andre, JR, Brett and Alpha-Beta giving Reader a massage? SFW or NSFW, whatever you prefer. Thanks!!

HOW HAVE I NEVER DONE AN ASK LIKE THIS BEFORE??? OMG???

NSFW!! There's Horny Little Elements mixed in so,, you have been warned. Brief drug mention.

Andre

OKAY he isn't. that strong. bc nobody uses that amount of drugs is going to have stable muscle mass.

That doesn't mean he gives bad massages!! They're very nice, it's just,, he's not gonna be very 'milking the stress out of your bones' type of squeezes??

His massages are moreso,, Nice Sensory Experiences <33 than actually working knots out,

Lots of thumbs and thumb circles!! Gives hand n foot massages.

He does also jump around a lot from section to section?? Like he’ll get an Idea and give up on your back to work on your legs before swapping up to shoulders to etc, etc. Keeps you on your toes.

I've mentioned before that,, I feel like he'd enjoy Super Slick Lubricated Oily sex?? So like <333 massages absolutely lead in so nicely to that.

Literally just say the word, he’ll slip himself right in, don’t even worry babe <3

is it all a bit messy? yes, but it’s also a blast, so it balances out!!

JR

He has Weird Cold Little Gecko Hands (affectionate), so it's a very,, interesting experience!!

While it would definitely be easier to just,, hire a masseuse,, and probably more pleasurable for you,,,,,, sometimes it is nice to indulge <33

JUST. THE FANCIEST OILS. Super smooth, lightly scented, you can feel it soaking into your skin. You're gonna feel all soft for a solid week after.

He doesn’t have a lot of experience giving massages, but he has plenty in getting massages!! So he isn’t completely hopeless, thank you MSNDMS

His hands aren’t too strong overall, so it’s mostly fingers? swirling his 

Yes hes gonna grab your tiddies a little. sorry they’re right there and he’s such a weasel, you’re getting groped a little bit <3

ass too!! little ticklish touches, plenty of squeezing <3 he also really likes hearing you squeal in surprise. it’s cute, sue him.

he isn’t too much of a bastard though - if you’re properly starting to fall asleep, he’ll keep all his touches super soft <33 to lull you

Brett

OH HIS HANDS ARE SO BIG <333 like properly clunky hands, super clumsy most of the time, but it makes him really good for massages!!

He doesn't have a lot of experience giving them, since he hasn't had that many long-term relationships, or opportunities to give massages.

but he's super eager!!!

Lots of cooing!! Like just,, these soft hums and giggles as you soften into his touch. It’s so sweet, he loves seeing you all dozey and happy!!

He always rubs the oil in his hands first to make sure nothings too cold!! It also means. he ends up having Oil Trails down his hands msndsmd

He’s a little more gentle at first, cause he knows he’s strong and he doesn’t wanna pull something or push too hard!! Once he gets a hang of it though, it’s fantastically firm

Not so rough as to be painful, just the perfect amount of pressure to make you all loose and sweet in his arms!!

He might,, ask if you two can Do Something (tm) if you start making noises? Like little hums and gasps are gonna get him GOING

A.B

oh you KNOW he gives mind-blowing massages. This man will fucking. balance your humours. realign your bones. fix your syndromes don’t even worry smsmdnsdmsnd.

He's a robot babey he can make it all perfect!!!!!!!! <333!!!!!!

It's all palms in the best way - he'll press them into the base of your back and drag them up, like he's pushing the stress right out of you. No more bones, you are mush.

Sometimes. he’s a little too rough. sorry MSNDMSD he’s very strong, and also a little stubborn about how If You Didn’t Squirm So Much, It Wouldn’t Hurt, etc, etc.

Since Reagan had to make sure they'd pass any fingerprint scanners he might encounter, he’s got lots of detail in his hands. Ofc that's pretty useless to him now, but it means there's plenty of delightful texture <33

Old man hands babey!! He’s got those DILF hands!!

He's very. Idk how to describe it.

Grabby? Lets go with grabby MSNDMSN lots of little squeezes 

It'll start as just shoulders and then 'oh, let me get this off you so I have better access' to 'well your feet must be so sore' and before you know it,, you have been undressed. bastard man.