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4-6 adelheid & anders, 11-13 cedany & alistair, 5, 3, 7, 8 athleanis & dorian & iron bull

ask me abt my kids and their kids

im rly sorry to the dash bcos ive been trying to put this under a read-more for ages and tumblr literally isnt having it, and it’s long

adelheid hawke & anders:

4. who is more protective? or overprotective?

oh delly to both. she’s overprotective of everyone important in her life; if anything went wrong for little posy, delly’s immediately the one trying to resolve it w a lot of passion and anger. u dont want to bully posy hawke

5. what language they speak to the baby? do they title their child "young man" or "young lady", or do the typical baby-talk?

i think they both do the typical baby-talk??? anders calls posy ‘little lady’ quite a bit, and he plays off the fact that she’s technically the heir to house amell all the time. delly calls her ‘sweetling’ tho

6. do they buy the child every toy it desires? or do they not spoil their child?

anders spoils posy. delly...... says she doesn’t. she’s a big liar, tho; she doesn’t spoil her to the same extent that anders does, but she does spoil her. she brings her lots of dolls and stuff

cedany amell & alistair theirin:

11. who reads bedtime stories?

god cedany would be an awful mom, so definitely alistair. he’d do all the voices, too. probably tickle them while he does it. cedany might sit in and listen, maybe fuck around w him a bit, tease the kid, but that’d be it

12. who picks out outfits for kindergarten for the kid?

if cedany could be bothered to, it’s her. i think she’d enjoy having someone to dress up a bit. they’d all be very fashionable pretty outfits, no matter the gender; truly i think ced’d treat the kid like a doll or a playmate more than her own child lmao

13. who makes the child be more self-dependant and who makes everything for the kid?

alistair would do everything for the kid, probably, but he would also try to encourage independence. cedany would encourage independence just bcos she would be so useless; she wouldn’t know how to look after the kid herself

athleanis lavellan, dorian pavus, the iron bull:

5. what language they speak to the baby? do they title their child "young man" or "young lady", or do the typical baby-talk?

BULL WOULD CALL THEM ‘YOUNG MAN’ OR ‘YOUNG LADY’ ALL THE TIME. he would use a lot of qunlat around the kid too tho. this isnt part of the question but he’d swing that kid up onto his shoulders and horns all the time. bull would be such a good dad gbye

dorian tries not to do baby talk, bcos he thinks he’s too dignified for that, but he falls into the trap all the time. in the beginning, bull and ath used to tease him abt it; usually now they’ll sorta just share a look and smile and roll their eyes when he’s babying the kid

ath would call them da’vhenan all the time. he speaks a lot of elven around that kid; he wants to share his culture !!!!!!! truly this kid would have the weirdest culture growing up, and would also speak so many languages, bcos probably once bull and ath start teaching them their respective languages, dorian’s like well now I WANT TO TEACH HIM OLD TEVENE

3. whose name (or designation, like "mom" or "dad") is the child's first word? bonus points for gay couples, where both parents can be ecstatic, when baby says "dad". bonus point #2 if the child says something random as the first word, like "frog".

probably they would start saying ‘da’ and all three of their parents would be :0000 but then it turns out they’re trying to repeat ‘da’vhenan’, it’s just too big a word for a lil baby. ath is still smug abt it tho

7. are they immune to temper tantrums the child throws, e.g. when they dont want to buy them a toy in supermarket?

dorian & bull are both immune. ath is not; the baby has ath wrapped around its little finger, bcos it’s ath. dorian and bull are trying to teach him to have more of a backbone tho, bcos really amatus, getting outplayed by a two year old is just embarrassing

8. who is more likely to make ice cream for breakfast?

ath, probably. i subscribe to that theory that the dalish have ice cream, so he’d know how to make it. also ath doesn’t rly know how to cook anything practical; he has his head in the clouds. dorian doesnt cook, he gets his servants to; i’m not sure that bull would let the kid have something so unhealthy for breakfast ?????????