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HOW TO GET BULLIED IN SCHOOL/HIGH SCHOOL/COLLEGE/WHATEVER THE HELL (FNF EDITION!)

welcome,to how to get bullied in school,high school,college,whatever works to you! i'm your host,Z0mbified,a funkin' idiot to the ones who knew me in 2021,today i'll cover you on a step by step tutorial on how to make your parents disown you and never come back!

[AUUUGH,Z0MBO,I AIN'T READIN' ALLAT!!: step 1,optional,fnf costume,step 2,merch section,backpacks,shirts and shit,basically everything thats related to merch(unofficial ones,the official ones are good,if they were on brazil me personally i'd buy 'em),step 3,say blah blah blah is from fnf,when they clearly aren't.]

(WARNING,THIS WAS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYBODY,IF I OFFENDED YOU,PLEASE KNOW IT WAS NOT MY INTENTION.)

enough with the chit chat,lets begin!

STEP 1(optional) = BE A FNF COSPLAYER

we all know the cosplaying community that we may love or hate,some are nice,some are not,either way,we all know how to get everybody to hate you!

how? you may ask,

just show up there with a friday night funkin' costume! they'll all think "wtf this kiddo doin'"(BONUS POINTS IF FNF MOD) and staff will immediately take you out! and i do not mean on a date,i mean you'll be banned forever!

STEP 2 = SHOW UP WITH MERCHANDISE

don't you love it when you have a weeb friend who goes to whateveryoursituation is and gets judged? well,join in aswell!

with these outfit combos,you sure will never see your parents ever again!

RON BACKPACK,20 BUCKS:

DAD N MOM HOOD(CHRISTMAS SPECIAL),44 DOLLARS AND 99 CENTS:

FOR THIS OCTOBER,COME FRESH AND NEW WITH THE SKID COSTUME,4 DOLLARS AND 99 CENTS

MAKE SURE TO HAVE THE FNF POSTER ON YOUR HOME,THAT WAY,IF YOU EVER GET BITCHES ON YOUR DICK,IF THEY NOTICE IT INSIDE YOUR CHEESE SMELLING ROOM,THEY MAGICALLY DISSAPEAR!,CHEAP PRICE! ONLY 2 DOLLARS!!

EVEN AFTER THE PANDEMIC'S END,IF YOU WANNA HIDE THAT BRITISH MALE LOOKIN' ASS TEETH FROM YOU,MAKE SURE TO HIT UP THESE MASKS:

LEMON DEMON MASK,WILL MAKE SURE TO MAKE YOUR GOOFY ASS SMELLIER THAN A LEMON,5 BUCKS ONLY

RUV MASK,[insert highly overused mid fight masses joke here]

WANT BONUS POINTS ON GETTING ZERO SUNLIGHT? TRY OUT MY PERSONAL FAVORITE,"THE BOOM CHAKALAKA" COMBO!

WHITTY PHONECASE

WHITTY HOODIE,THIS WILL MAKE SURE TO GET EVERYBODY GIVING YOU THE "BOMBASTIC" SIDE EYE!,FOR SEVEN DOLLARZZZ!!!!

THIS ONE FOR MY CLASS CLOWNS,WANNA FUCK UP YOUR REPUTATION AND MAKE AN ABSURDLY FUCKING UNFUNNY JOKE PINNED TO YOUR SHIRT? WELL,NOW YOU CAN! WITH THE BRAND NEW "mommy y do nobody liek me anymoar :((" SHIRT PIN! COMIN' IN CHEAP WITH THE PRICES AGAIN,ONLY 4 BUCKS!!

SINCE I,Z0MBIFIED,HAVE NOT FOUND ANY MORE MERCH,PAIR THE POSTER WITH SOME STICKERS ASWELL! THESE ONES HAVE A CATCH,THOUGH. THEY'RE ALL FREE!!

DROP THE MIC,BECAUSE THIS SHIT'S CLEARLY ASS!

i don't even have words for this one

WANNA GET NOSTALGIC FOR A ERA YOU'VE NEVER BEEN BORN IN,DUE TO MOST PEOPLE IN THE FNF COMMUNITY AVERAGING TO 6(yeah,people in second grade play fnf aswell,don't ask me where i got this info.) TO 13 YEARS OLD!! THEN GET BACK TO THE CLASSICS WITH THIS 2010 STYLED LOOKIN AHH STICKER!!

AND NOW,THE ESSENTIAL "what even is the color of grass?" STARTERPACK FOR PEOPLE TO HATE YOU,TELL PEOPLE THAT,CHARACTERS FROM OTHER MEDIAS ARE ACTUALLY FROM FNF KNIGHT FUNKIN!!

POPULAR EXAMPLES ARE:

"tricky is from fnf"

"tankman originated from fnf"

"ohh,that hank guy from accelerant hank mod? yeah he's from fnf"

ALL OF THESE,AND MAYBE SOME MORE,WILL GET PEOPLE TO HATE YOU!!

i sure hope this tutorial helped you out,thank you for viewing it all and have a safe journey scrumbling! (scrolling + tumblr)