#nojokes

[snake-feeder]

if i could do CQC with the shotgun, i would be unstoppable /srs

[thesuperjelo]

At this point "Mr-always-gets-disappointed" seems to be my middle name, the only thing people never realize is I ALWAYS ALWAYS get the last laugh 😂 I may not come off as someone who believes in God to some blind people but trust me God always has my back. #ongod #nojokes (at Belgrade, Serbia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CkNmD8GrH1w/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[thescrump]

nozomi x joke explainer for the longest time billy joel amv

[blasterdude80]

MY CAT BEEEN MISSING FOR 3 HOURS

FUCKIMNYJKJ HELPPPPP

[zer0point5ive]

this is how i saw post

[eric-sadahire]

According to a recent study, children laugh about 200 times a day while the average adult only laughs 4. If you haven’t laughed yet today, do something silly with your friends.

The world presents many opportunities to laugh, we just have to take them!

[gcountertop]

No Foolin' Around with Our Countertops! Happy April Fool's Day from the team at Granite Countertop Warehouse! 🤡 Today, we're slicing through the pranks to bring you something solid - quite literally! While we love a good joke, there's one thing we never jest about: the quality of our countertops. Did you hear about our new "invisible" countertop line? Just kidding! While we can't make your countertops disappear, we can guarantee they'll be the centerpiece of your kitchen. And today only, we're offering a special "buy one, get a smile free" deal. Jokes aside, whether it’s granite, quartz, or marble you’re after, we promise to provide you with the best quality countertops, no tricks attached. Our commitment to craftsmanship and customer satisfaction is no laughing matter. So, come on down and let's celebrate April Fool's Day together - with offers that are too good to be true. Visit us at: 2595 Baker Rd, NW Acworth, GA 30101 Contact us at: (678) 574-4116

[etchif]

I love those mobile games where you have to keep and breed dragons or whatever there's like a million of them and they're all the same. Dragons World is the best one btw

[stellarskull]

watching the mcr stream kneeling with my hands clasped together

[deathatbirt]

me btw.. this is me.. i'm her..

[zeichenlily]

There are voting posters all over right now but theres also this dinosaur live show that uses the same kind of poster for advertising so on some landposts it just looks like a T-Rex is a candidate for the european parlament

[mmikmmik]

My least favorite joke format is “the existence of X implies the existence of Y.” Like “the existence of X-men implies the existence of Y-men” or whatever. My immediate instinctive reaction every time is “no it doesn’t.” I will not play with you in this space.

[gentlefangz]

theres a beauty in referring to canonically male characters with she/her pronouns

[clipfart]

[mburley92]

Responses needed for my May 20th topic of Disability is NO joke

Good afternoon everyone, 

For my May 20th topic of Disability is NO joke which is a response video, please write your response below or message me your response. 

 Thanks in advance. With love, your friend Mariah

[loversplayground]

The Satisfyer handy eggs are designed to be discreet and are ideal for a quick fix on the go. Varying inner shapes will surprise and delight with varying textures.