#non-sapphics are getting on my damn nerves

[gayvampyr]

men on this site are so pathetic to dedicate entire blogs and chunks of their time to shitting on queer women and our media

[isitbussinjanelle]

These are how my conversations with the RaTLD characters would go😜

Some of this is inspired from @moon-spirit-yue’s sapphic yearning series stuff

With Tong

Me: [crying] a-and now w-what?

Tong: Now, Noi and my child play together every other day. We set up play dates. Gosh, I just love seeing the happy looks on their small faces.

Me: OH PLEASE TELL ME YOU ADOPTED NOI

Tong: well no because she has a family.

Me: Yeah I guess you right. Oh! Do you want some mango I have some left over-

Tong: [swats the plate away] NO NO MANGO IS THE WORST I HATE IT ONLY A-

Me: tongueless cretin wouldn’t like it. I know I know

Tong: you get me😌

Me: far from that

With Boun

Boun: and that is how you whip up the perfect shrimp congee!

Me: your adorable

Boun: what??

Me: can I squeeze your cheeks

Boun: I- I don’t think- [sighs] sure. [grumbles] curse my irresistible dimples.

Me: AWWWW there so squishy!

Boun: >:( I hate being 10

Me: WAIT YOUR 10?! I thought you were 5.

Boun: WHY-

With Virana

Me: [leans on a car that’s not mine] h-hey lol

Virana: ..?

Me: did you know that your daughter is a sapphic disaster?

Virana: Oh girl- [leans back in her chair] don’t even get me started with that

Me: I KNOW RIGHT

Virana: SHE WONT STOP TALKING ABOUT RAYA ASS😭

Me: wait literally or-

Virana: no not literally- my daughter is no pervert.

Me: hmmm funny you should say-

With Namaari

Me: so have you ever thought about doing [makes a V with my fingers and does the tongue thing] you know?

Namaari: uh…?

Me: you know….lick the cat? Preferably the cat that belongs to someone who’s name starts with R and ends in a?

Namaari: I’m not gay for Raya bro

Me: no one said you were…or who I was referring to…

Namaari: okay this was for sure a trap-

With Noi

Me: so can you talk?

Noi: yes and what about it

Me: WOAH YOU CAN SPEAK FULL WORDS AND SENTENCE DAMN

Noi: yeah :/

Me: damn what the hell is that attitude for missy

Noi: NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS 🤬

Me: WOAH SOMEONE NEED TO COME AND GET THEY’RE KID-

With Benja

Me: so what are your thoughts on Raya and Namaari’s relationship?

Benja: relationship? No no no I think you’ve got the wrong idea. They’re just really good friends.

Me: [mumbles] go off Adrian Agreste..

Benja: ???

Me: okay but how do you explain how touchy feely they are with each other? They kissed the other day you know we all saw it.

Benja: all friends do that. They were just hugging.

Me: ON THE LIPS?!

Benja: yeah. Don’t all the kids do that these days? :D

Me: are you dumb or blind pick one

Benja: wha-

With Raya

Me: so have you ever thought about Namaari in a non friendly way? Like, maybe more..?

Raya: oh for sure.

Me: [intrigued]

Raya: I think about bashing her perfect- I MEAN STUPID FACE IN.

Me: mhm…[taking notes] sure you do…

Raya: I swear Namaari gets on my damn nerves.

Me: [whispers loudly] it’s because she’s in love with you take a hint

Raya: no that can’t be…

Me: GIRL QUIT LYING TO YOUR SELF WE ALL HAVE THE RECEIPTS SHE LITERALLY CONFESSED HER LOVE TO YOU FIFTY DIFFERENT TIMES

Raya:

Raya: [plugs her ears closed with her fingers] nope nope I refuse to believe that binturi likes me I’m just gonna go back to hating her [walks away]

Me: you dumb-

With Tuk Tuk

Tuk tuk: [grumbles and growls]

Me: girl I feel you. Same.

Tuk tuk: [continues]

Me: right? Like they’re all so blind to your greatness. You’re over looked.

Tuk tuk: girl that’s what I be saying all the damn time

Me: [scared af that it talked] BRO WHAT-

With Sisu

Sisu: okay can I tell you something just between us?

Me: yeah what is it?

Sisu: Virana….she a full course meal for real

Me: MAN I HAVE TO AGREE

Sisu: I JUST KNOW NAMAARIS GONNA AGE LIKE FINE WINE BECAUSE VIRANA IS 😩🤌

Me: I KNOWW

With Atitaya

Atitaya: [crying into my shoulder]

Me: there you go…let it all out

Atitaya: I just [sniffle] IM SO TIRED OF RAYA AND NAMAARIS SHIT😭 LIKE THEY NEVER STOP PLAYING CAT AND MOUSE AND NAMAARI IS DELUSIONAL AND I DONT WANNA KEEP HELPING HER BUT VIRANA THREATENED TO HAVE ME FIRED IF I DON’T

Me: really?!

Atitaya: yeah, she threatened the whole army. She super serious when it comes to Namaari. I mean I get it.

Me: wow

Atitaya: AND ON TOP OF THAT, IM USED AS FUCKING BAIT EVERY SINGLE TIME. RAYA WILL ALWAYS FLIRT WITH ME AND ME ALL FLUSTERED UNTIL NAMAARI COMES OVER AND GETS THE WRONG IDEA😭 THEN SHE’LL CHASE ME TO FUCKING TIMBUKTU OVER IT

Me: girl you deserve a raise

Atitaya: that’s what I be telling them and do they listen? No

Me: go collect your check🙄