#none of my business if johnny the bird person wandered out from the woods yesterday when bird people technically dont exist

[tiktaaliker]

just picturing lucky shot's reptid parent pointing at the irregular parent like "you're a freak. i like that." and that's how they get together

once again this is one of the types of asks i get thats like. you joke but that is almost literally what happens for real. its like how sometimes when birds get banded they will attract more mates because its a cool color or its shiny. like yeah theyre all freaks of nature who shouldnt reasonably exist but also. they do be kinda fly tho 👀