#nooneexpectsthebanana

[lunarilibration]

"What kind of thoughts do you have of me?"

1 day Truth Serum

“I fear you’ll break sometimes. You speak with such experience in the world and yet you act as if you’re as innocent as a young maiden. I sometimes wonder if you’re only pretending in front of me because I find it impossible that such an experienced woman as yourself can stay this... magnificent? Innocent? Amazing? I’m simply baffled... but at the same time, I can’t help but admire how strong you are.”

[project--leo-blog]

What happened to you?

>>What do you mean by this?

[tantibus-aeternam]

Does...Does anyone perhaps know where Soraka went?  I don’t feel her anymore...

[silvestreaelurus]

+2

the-warden-comes

noone-expects-the-banana

"Hello."

[anilithiatari-moved-blog]

Mind scanner

"I'm really hungry right now, maybe if I ask for a banana, she'll give me a banana." 

[enforcedviolence]

noone-expects-the-banana replied to your post:this will be easy, im part goat

lol no

[ doesnt know if you're kidding or not ]

[ask-aatrox-the-darkin-blade]

If you are still doing these, hello!

1. First impression: "A star given flesh."2. Truth is: "I like your horn."3. How old do you look: "Physical appearance matters little for a being such as you in determining age." 4. Have you ever made me laugh: "....Yes."5. Have you ever made me mad: 6. Best feature: "Your 'nice' sarcasm."7. Have I ever had a crush on you: "Negative, I haven't crushed you."8. You’re my: "Acquaintance."9. Name in my phone: "Soraka, the Star Child."10. Should you post this too?

[sheriff-caitlyn]

Hello, Sheriff!

1. “… my word, she’s beautiful…”2. If you’ll pardon me waxing poetic, you are the living embodiment of a good and generous heart.3. Ageless and youthful, like the light of the stars.4. Often!5. Oh, no. Never. 6. Your patience 7. I’m sure there are many others more worthy of your affection, ma’am, than my humble self. Though I noticed you made no comment about whether you felt the same…8. Amazing lane partner and trusted friend.9. Lady Soraka10. If you asked, yes!

[onwingsofnight]

You look lovely today, Vayne. Have you done something new with your sunglasses?

I have not.But thank you, Soraka.

[generaldarius]

Confess?

"Your skin. Not the color, of course, but I… I do admit I’ve seen it shimmer. It’s really quite interesting to watch."

[enforcedviolence]

@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ :P

@ = You’re beautiful

[ ;A; thank you oh my god ]

[ezrealofpiltover]

➹

Soraka has hooves. Hooves not feet. If you ever want to give her a gift, don't ever get her shoes.

[ask-kayle-archive]

Caught very much off guard by Kayle's fall, Soraka cannot keep herself away from the grave that belongs to her now. To this day she feels a rather unholy amount of shock upon seeing it; visiting has gotten no easier over the years. She comes bearing no gifts, only a deep frown. Sighing deeply, she kneels down before it, resting the tip of her horn against it. "I still do not understand why you had to go."

[ask-jaximus]

nooneexpectsthebanana replied to your post: who's top, you or TF?

The answer is actually me.

A long, loose snort of laughter escapes him, no matter how hard he fights it.

[onwingsofnight]

nooneexpectsthebanana replied to your post: Ever been in love?

With me.

Hmm.