#not incriminate myself

[blitheringmcgonagall]

Canon James Potter on hearing his name is linked to two ships in ao3’s top 20 ships for 2023 (no 8 and no 18):

Canon James Potter on hearing the most popular of the two is him & Sirius’ Deater baby brother Reggie:

[dnptheinfinity]

question, because now phil made me wonder

when you don't know how to spell a word, do you actually google "how to spell blank"? because i just start typing the word how i think it might be spelled and then look at the suggestions without actually hitting enter

[lazimooni]

I return from the abyss and the first thing I proceed to calmly post Seek (In my defense I don't draw bro very much)

[barksbog]

yall here don't even know about my mortal nemesis

the lawnmower man

he has a property across the streets that is just a ditch halway in the woods where he grows shitty little Christmas trees and has an empty pond no wildlife allowed

motherfucker currently raking all the leaves away ON THE PATH NEXT TO HIS PROPERTY LIKE MY GUY

you stupid man there are so many trees it's literally woodland and it's fall and oh boy guess what those trees are gonna throw down more leaves and the wind is gonna blow it back there i am begging this man to get a normal hobby tired of hearing him MOW LEAF LITTER to extra kill the bugs i guess little looser man just go away he doesn't even live in this village it's absolutely just AAAAAAAA and in spring when the first flowers blossom guess what he does what he fucking does

HE MOWS THEM HE MOWS EVERY DAY FROM THE MORNING INTO THE AFTERNOON

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGGHGHFGHHHHHHH

[tetras-stuff]

I hate when people criticise the newer jill (remake jill) because it's just dudebros who are annoyed that she has agency now. they want re1 jill who was really stupid, naive, and behaved like a child instead of a full grown military woman because innocent childlike female character with boobs = hot. let jill have her agency. let her say fuck. let her be the one to take wesker down in re5 instead of sitting back letting chris do everything. don't be cowards.

[fishbloc]

on a scale of 1 to 10 how normal are you about lilacs and poppies

whenever i host a watch party for any of the life series my friends and i are like sleeper agents whenever these flowers show up in any of the povs we watch and then we have to physically rewind to count them without hesitance

you get to decide the number 👍

[popping-greenbean]

there are so many things that i could do so well,,, if only i could like.actually do them

[life-winners-liveblog]

Well... Can I have the long answer about Binky, Scott? Last I saw he was just kinda There on a cliff

Also: how do I sound to you guys?

-Luna

Scott: Well, the long answer is I don't think he is hurt as there shouldn't be anything that could kill him now but I also have no way of knowing for sure... Also you sound very ehm...soft? Like between an actual literal whisper and normal volume... It's kinda high in tone I guess.

[imadeoutwithmikeywayonwarpedtour]

can’t get over this video from eden project . like getting ready to play give em hell kid and he just knows the attention is all about to be on him so he does his silly little poses and just completely kills it. i need to lay down

[kingofthewilderwest]

Why must fictional characters who are awful also be so attractive

[pojebalo]

this fucking song makes me go into heat

[seventh-fantasy]

there will be no issue for me simultaneously making difang and fdb/zhaoling work in post-canon timeline. all i have to do is think about xdq/nianzhi/lwx

[maxsix]

[k-ky]

xD wait Can you plez share the fic about Carraville in the 00s gay scene. And yez I would agree Carra would be perfect in that scene xD!

Ok but I haven’t actually wrote anything substantial it’s just an idea 😭😭😭. Like Gary seeing other men try to hit on Carra and flirt and touch him and then it clicks Carra is hot, Carra is mad fit actually and Becks is laughing at Gary’s increasingly horrified expression when he realises he actually wouldn’t mind shagging Carra and the kicker is Carra is straight (or that’s what Carra thinks he is lmao) and he came just for a laugh bc he’s weird and wacky like that

I know Carra has done sick insane things to get a laugh out of his friends and he’s wild on a night out/when he’s wasted. Combined with his long muscular calves, narrow waist, sharp cheekbones and jawline and pouty lips; he may be ugly to chicks but actually the gays want him 🙃🙃🙃

[bloodengutz]

drunk and feeling well-adjusted i needed to see peter lorre in something so i watched arsenic and old lace tonight and

look at him. look at that head tilt. the smug ass face

cut that shit out THIS INSTANT !!!

[toxifoxx]

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HELLO?????