#not rn though it’s 11pm

[cryptk1cker]

heyyyyyy you guys asked for dsaf oc content right ?? right ??? (I say as I talk to a brick wall)

[buglaur]

my favourite posts from 2023

[sunb0ts]

ACE GO TO BED WITHOUT BEING ABSORBED BY TGAAC CHALLENGE

[chaotic-fandom-hoarder]

Oh, boy. What a lovely time for the power to go out. /sarcasm

At least the weather has cooled down a little bit. Also my dad had bought lights a while ago specifically for cases like this, so I got the choice between acting like a Small Victorian Child (battery powered candle) or acting like the Cursed Lantern Bringer (battery powered lantern)

[alextturcotte]

i regret taking a nap during 3rd period

[amberspoetry]

the horror and death and misery poem

terror and wonder and death and love,

show me nothing more than the skies above.

whisps of grey and blue,

blotting, swirling,

they fade into the edge of view.

as we stand in this bloodied field,

the bodies of our worst enemies littered so near.

as we stand with the red staining our hands,

hopes and dreams shattered, covering the lands,

bow, then we kneel and we beg and we ask:

'are we finally, finally, almost done at last?'

[justinefrischmanngf]

i really need to do this work for one of my classes tomorrow but i could also just not do it and plead so sweetly with my prof after the class because i think he would be incredibly easy to get to forgive me but also i really should do it but aughhhhh also tomorrow's going to be insane and saturday is going to be more insane and then sunday i might drop off the face of the earth entirely so whoooooo knows !

[cupidsonly]

WHC2 SPOILIERS AHEAD!

guys guys guys, season 2 has got to be the most amazing and unexpected thing bc omds. no because i have so much to say like wtf. i was so emotional the whole time throughout watching this season because why is every episode making me tear up?!?! and do NOT get me started on when i saw suho AWAKE on MY SCREEN. the way i screamed so fucking loud and cried. infact i'm still currrently crying about it while typing this😖😖 no but why do we get like 10 seconds of screentime of suho and sieun??? LIKE WHERE WAS THE EMOTIONS?? NOT EVEN A HUG??? I WAS HERE CRYING MY ASS OFF. anyway enough about suho. lets focus on the main characters of this season like ben, eugene and alex. the friendship between ben and sieun has honestly got to the cutest bc omg?? the way they shared the same feeling about their past is just everything, because the way they understood and connected with eachother throughout the season?!?!? icl i'm also so obsessed with alex rn, he's so ARGH. lee min jae ATE his role up because ouuuuf he's fine shyttttt. don't get me started on eugene. everytime he'd appear on my screen all i would say is "aweeee" BECAUSE THATS LEGIT HIM?? his face card is the most cutest and squishable🥹 i hated every time he got bullied and bashed because how could you do anything to that poor baby?!?!? oh and donald na, the man that you are. he was so tea throughout this season because face card was not decliningggggg. bae na ra did an amazing job as donald na. honestly they made everyone so fine in this show, but what can i say

the fight scenes were the BEST. they were so interesting and intense to watch, i actually enjoyed the fighting scenes sm. although i was so disappointed everytime sieun would get bashed because ho you have more potential?!?! everytime sieun was fighting all i kept screaming was "WHERE IS YOUR PEN" because bro where was it when he needed it..and he got nerfed but the enemies were just too skilled💔💔 the fight between donald na and sieun tho was just so good because they just would NOT give up no matter what. same with wolf keum, even though he was a badass, he also lowk pissed me off at the same time. but throughout watching season 2, i noticed so much change in sieun. like where are his airpods?? and why has he not studied at least once through all 8 episodes. not ONE time did i see him study for school. my poor baby was going through it while sleeping in class just like suho:(((( i'm so grateful for eugene being there for sieun, making sure he gets enough sleep and eats well. oh how i was crying about it aswell. also the flashbacks of beom seok and sieun about his new friends??!? ben better get the love and attention he deserves, because before s2 even dropped, he was getting sm hate for what?!?! i haven't finished the webtoon yet, but ben and sieuns friendship say sm more than suho in the webtoon so idk why they hating. ANYWAYS i am so happy i experienced this amazing cinematic masterpiece of a show omg the way i'm speechless bc what. i now expect my whole entire feed to be about whc2. i absoloutely love this show sm since 2022, i've been so attached, so watching a whole new season just made me even more emotional🥹🥹🥹🥹

i wonder what season 3 is gonna be like since my baby suho woke up, i just have so much to question and wander for season 3

okay my lovelies i'll stop yapping now and shutup but i have so much adrenaline after watching season 2 oh i am so fucking happy suho woke up, and my baby sieun is finally happy with his new friends AH

also ignore any typos or any sentences that doesn't make sense, it's 11pm for me rn and i have sm adrenaline typing this while sobbing still so bare with me.

from your loveliest, dani <3333 ʚ(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )ɞ

[red-riot-unbreakable-heart]

Kirishima gives Todoroki S*x Tips | Todoroki x Reader Fic

Fandom: My Hero Academia

Ship: Shoto Todoroki x Fem Reader! 💋, Shoto Todoroki x Eijiro Kirishima Friendship

Genre: Fluff, Sex, Friendship, NSFW

CW: MDNI!, discussing sex, foreplay, p*rn, hickies

Shoto Todoroki doesn’t really get sex until he gets it.

He loves you and knows you want to do it…so naturally he does research. If there’s one thing Shoto is good at, it’s mastering a subject

When Kirishima loses his virginity, he lets Shoto ask him questions. They sit late into the night at the library, reviewing and analyzing Kirishima’s 30 minutes of action. Shoto takes notes and in that straightforward way of his, asks for Eijro’s opinions on positions, foreplay and hickies.

“Did you perform oral sex on her? Is the female anatomy confusing?” He asks, causing Eijiro to go red in the face. Eijiro nods yes to both. “It took a few minutes, but once I got into it, I figured it out pretty quickly!” He says earnestly. Shoto scribbles down a reminder to Google some detailed diagrams of the female body when he gets home.

 “Foreplay is super important, because girls need to, like, warm up before they’re ready to bone.” Eijiro adds, motioning for Shoto to keep taking notes.

“I didn’t know that.” Shoto blinks, surprised. To be fair, he had never really thought much about sex until you’d brought it up a few months earlier. He knew the rudimentary mechanics from middle school health class, but had never wondered what went into the act beyond the basics of reproduction.

“Shoto. My dude. This is going to be harder than I thought.” Eijiro puts his face in his hands. “How does someone our age have little to no knowledge about sex?”

“I wasn’t interested in it until now.” Shoto says flatly. “But now that Y/N wants to do it, I want to, too.”

Eijiro stares at Shoto thoughtfully through his fingers. “That was a pretty chivalrous response.” He admits, lifting his head from his hands. “You just want to make your girl happy, I can get behind that. But Shoto – if you don’t want to have sex, you don’t have to. Enthusiastic consent is key to solid intimacy.”

“I really want to do this.” Shoto says insistently. “I don’t really understand what all the hype is about, but I want to try it with y/n. I want to feel close to her that way. And maybe once I do it, I’ll understand.”

“Alright, man. Then I’ll help you. Consider me your Sex Expert. Your Sexpert!” Kirishima grins at his witty wordplay.

Shoto looks at him skeptically. “Haven’t you only had sex once, though? How much of an expert can you possibly be?”

Kirishima deflates. “I don’t see anyone else out in the library at 11pm giving you sex advice!”

“True.”

“So let me teach you what I know.” He says sagely. “Just call me your Sex Sensei!”

Shoto snorts out a laugh. “Pass.”

“Fine, be like that. Regardless, you are now my student. I will shepherd you into the next phase of your sex life with chivalry and grace.” Eijiro is really getting into the bit now. One look down at Shoto’s nervous face pulls him back down to Earth. “What’s wrong?”

“This is a lot. What if I’m bad at it? And what if y/n hates it?” Shoto closes his notebook and looks pleadingly at Kirishima with his mismatched eyes. “You’ve got to help me.”

“Calm down, man. It’s really not as big a deal as you think! And I’ve already committed to being your Sex Sensei, so we’re going to see this through together.” He motions for Shoto to open up his notebook again. “Now let’s start with the basics – have you ever watched porn?”

--------------- FIN for now! ------------------------------------------------

I'm working on a longer fic to really dig into this exploration for Shoto! I love the idea of Kirishima being such a bro and trying to help his friends however he can. I also LOVE the idea of Kirishima fucking someone once and believing that makes him the resident expert on sex.

[gamerwoo]

dumb/random things skz would do while ur dating

a/n: don’t ask me what this is or why i came up w it these are just Thoughts That I Have Sometimes 

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chan: if he has spare time and gets bored, he’ll splice up voicemails or voice messages you’ve sent him to make you say random shit and then he sends it to you out of nowhere with absolutely zero context. it could be anywhere from the raunchiest, dirtiest things you’ve ever heard, to just straight up dumb things, to him making you say how amazing and great he is and how much you love him. either way, he thinks he’s hilarious

minho: literally just stares at you for no reason. you’re on your phone across the room and he’s staring. just deadpan staring. and once you notice and make eye contact he gives you a mean look like you were staring at him first and he’s mad about it. even after you look away, he’s still staring. if you ask what he wants he’ll be like “why tf are you staring at me?? get a hobby, freak”

changbin: actually expects you to open doors for him and pull out his chair and lay your jacket out over a puddle. if you don’t, he just stares at you and eyes the thing he wanted you to do for him. obviously you’d never put your jacket over a puddle when he could literally walk around it but he’ll scoff and dramatically roll his eyes and make some comment about “guess romance really is dead” or something dumb

hyunjin: maybe he used to actually sketch you really nicely at one point but now he’s comfortable with you and now the only times he draws you is a really rough and quick sketch that’s so poorly done and it’s always you making ugly faces and he just slides it over to you and goes “this is you rn" and it’s you looking very pissed off and with a unibrow and you’re shrimp-backing so hard

jisung: keeps making those powerpoint presentations for you about different topics but he only makes them between like 11pm-3am so the farther into it he gets, the weirder it gets and the less sense it makes. usually the topics don’t really make sense either, though. like the time he showed you ‘101 reasons why you should still love me as a worm :)’. but there was the time he presented you with ‘69 reasons why i love you’ and even though 25% of them were weird things like ‘your breath smells normal’ and ‘you haven’t committed a felony so i don’t have to have a long distance relationship with someone in prison’ you still thought it was pretty sweet

felix: if you think he won’t act like those cringey gamer couples, you’re so fucking wrong. whether he’s doing it ironically or seriously, he’s going to drag you into his shenanigans. your names on different games have to match. they’ve been shit like ‘their dps / his pocket’ and 'grilled cheese / tomato soup’ to unhinged things like ‘mike huchie / mike hunt’ and ‘blowing smoke / smoke’. he always thinks it’s so fucking funny but you want to die. your discord names are ‘their daddy / his kitten’ and whenever you change it, he changes it back

seungmin: he does literally anything and pretends it wasn’t him. plays with your hair while you’re cooking dinner, but when you turn to look at him, he looks around and starts whistling. he’ll knock your closed water bottle straight out of your hand for no reason and then shrug at you like it was the fucking wind. even when he kisses your cheek he’ll gasp and be like “who did that?”

jeongin: he’ll act cute or whatever when he wants something but god forbid you do it back. the amount of judging he’ll do will make you want to leave the house. “please don’t ever do that again, you’re embarrassing me” as if you didn’t just copy everything he’s ever done to you. he’s gone so far as to pretend he doesn’t know you out in public over this. only he can be cute to get his way. if you do it, it’s cringe

[psychickiss]

my solace is you

— saiki kusuo x reader (gn, 2nd pov)

— summary: Kusuo can’t sleep, and you just want to be there for him.

— notes: hey so it is like 11pm for me rn. idk i wrote this on a whim to get me away from writers block and to help me like. write away my feelings... ew...

— things: established. something! LOL.. ok. platonic or romantic, depends on you!

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It is quite... hard, being involved with a psychic.

Saiki Kusuo.

He knows what you’re thinking 24/7—while you can’t even seem to get a word out of him.

You can’t blame him for that, of course. It’s not like he popped out of his mother demanding for every power in the world.

Although, it’s a funny thought. A cartoonish one, at that.

“It is a funny thought.”

You jumped in your seat. It was 10 PM, and you’re supposed to be alone. Plus, your house was relatively far from Kusuo. So, how–?

“I teleported.”

You frown at him. “Right, and—hey! At least let me pretend you’re not involuntarily listening to my thoughts.” You’re quiet as Kusuo takes up space on your bed. You move a little so he’s more comfortable.

“So, what brings you here?”

Kusuo doesn’t look at you when he answers, “I couldn’t sleep.”

You hum in response. “I thought you had that little–well, not little–unoccupied and undiscovered space here on Earth that’s specifically yours. Can’t you, I don’t know, try to... I don’t know.”

But, it’s not like you think Kusuo isn’t a human. Kusuo just happens to be a human with powers.

“Because it is very comfy, being surrounded by solid rocks with bugs underneath them.” Kusuo shivers at the mention of the small creatures. You can’t help but laugh at him.

It is moments like this that keeps you grounded on the fact that Kusuo is... just like you. He is human. He is a teenager like you, experiencing relatively normal teenage problems. Say, having to use your psychic superpowers to avoid a girl that had feelings for you that you didn’t reciprocate; totally average! If you took out the powers part.

“I can’t read your mind, you know?”

Kusuo looks at you, though he doesn’t turn to actually face you. “I know that.”

“So,” you ask, “why did you teleport all the way here if you couldn’t sleep?”

Kusuo looks to the other side. “I just thought you might still be awake.”

He turns to face you, then you reply, “I guess it’s a good thing that I am.” You smile at him. “I was just thinking about you, you know?”

“I know.”

“I know that you know... And... I also want to know what you’re thinking.”

You notice Kusuo’s lips curve downwards ever so slightly. “You... don’t have to talk about it. We could just... stay here until we fall asleep. My parents know, anyway, about the whole... powers situation. They’ll understand if they find you here.”

Kusuo nods, then you lie down and make space for him. He shakes his head. “I’ll sleep on the floor.”

“Hey, wait,” you stand up and rub your eyes, “there is a futon somewhere in my closet. Use that.”

“You go ahead and rest, I can use my Psychokinesis to lay it all out.”

“You sure you don’t need my help, Kusuo?”

He shakes your head at you. “You’ve already helped me a lot tonight. Please, rest. It’s fine.”

You climb back into bed and slowly make yourself comfortable. Through a yawn, you still manage to make conversation with Kusuo, “Just... wake me up when you need me, alright?”

“Mhm. Sleep well.”

You close your eyes with a gentle smile. “Yeah, you too. Good night.”

“Good night.”

[syrenki]

okay so calorie talk warning!! i am not boasting about this i'm actually confused, worried maybe? i normally have a healthy appetite, can someone tell me why i've only eaten up to 1200 cals a day recently and despite that being very little so i should probably feel starved, today i'm not exactly full off 665, i mean i definitely feel that discomfort in my belly that tells me i am hungry, but no food at all looks good, like whatever i set my eyes on i feel like i'd have to force myself to eat, like i'm hungry but i'm not that hungry, this just doesn't look right to me, i can't imagine eating it, it's like plastic. and i'm like this about any food at all rn even though i have a full fridge and i won't sleep easily with this empty of a stomach. oh, about sleep. i haven't slept in over 48 hours, i've had no coffee whatsoever in the last two days and it's 11pm right now, i'm just baaarely slightly sleepy the way you are at a thursday 5pm class. can somebody tell me what's going on. why is my body just like randomly shutting down. are we closing are we bankrupt is the company cutting corners hello girl what is going on

[channiesgirl143]

Having ADHD is SO MUCH FUCKING FUN i just sat on my couch for like a fucking hour,drinking a C4 energy even though it was 10pm and its 11pm rn and im tired but i also want a duck and new books im gonna heat up leftover chicken Alfredo and pray i dont pass tf out because im hoping to call @felixwife1 🥰😌😖❤

(ALL CREDITS TO ORIGINAL OWNERS!!!)

[hpiiker]

DAY THIRTEEN: EXCHANGING GIFTS

notes: a cute christmas dinner and gift exchange with hasan, reader, their kids and kaya and their family and friends - anon + all of theses request/blurbs from day thirteen to the twenty sixth, i fucking kid you not i am WRITING theses from 11pm to 4am. so any mistakes or dyslexia in the way... DEAL WITH IT 😭 IM FAR TOO BURNTOUT TO RE DO THIS ALL😭

tags: @babydollfacedangel @the-phantom-author @fullofgutsndopamine @questionable-behaviour @hasblair @bunnywabigheart @nfr-girly @benzodiazepines-withdrawal @kayakhasan @hoziersmom @hellb0yhasan @hot-insurrectionist @ztuphid @azzypzazzy @aomi-nabi @ivyhasan @gotavansleep

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after you and hasan helped anne with doing christmas dinner, you and hasan made your away to the table, to help set it up for everyone one.

after you guys were all settled at the table (you, hasan, anne, hasans dad, murat and your daughter). everyone was all getting their dishes out to grab the different plates foods settled across the table, hasan is obviously the kind of boyfriend to dish up your's and your daughter's plate before his 🥹

ANYWAYS...

while you're both shifting though dinner with each taking turns doing aeroplane with feeding your daughter. some time passes, everyone is done with their plates, everyone starts tidying the kitchen and the dining room.

after all the chaos, you and hasan family were all settled in the living room all waiting for giving everyone their christmas gifts.

hasan started handing out everyone their presents. hasan started with your guys' daughter, your guys' daughter has the biggest smile on her face. everyone was giggling, smiling and cooing at her.

at this point, austin, qt, marche, will and caroline made their way to the piker household.

obviously, they all made thier way to your daughter. all taking turns, and thats when hasan whispered in your ear, passing by, "i can see them being amazing parents!" while kissing the top of your head.

more time passes, you daughter is absolutely SPOILED from austin (esp), qt, caroline and will. you, hasan and your daughter were cuddled up in the corner of your settee, you decided to quickly stand up and ask, hasan, will, caroline, qt, austin, marche, anne and his dad if they want anything from the kitchen, while watching a couple of christmas movies. more time passes (sorry but im writing this at one am while listening the album crash by kehlani rn, GIVE ME A BREAK. words arent wording rn, SHUT UP😭)

after you're saying your goodbyes to everyone, you started to tidy up the house once more and getting your guys' daughter bedroom all nice and cosy (same with yours). after a while, you quietly walk back catching hasan and his daughter alseep in his arms 😭🥹

you absolutely stopped in your tracks, you're taking a thousand photos at this point. after practically giving hasan a photoshoot, you sadly has to disturb him (luckily not the kid 😭) you all slowly walked your way up the stairs. hasan is carefully laying down your daughter giving her a gentle kiss on top of her head, you slowly peep him doing while your trying not to sobbing seeing this beautiful moment 🥹

your guys' daughter is fast asleep, you're both in the bathroom getting ready for bed. as you and hasan are brushing your teeth, you slowy turn to him "i can't believe in a blink of an eye, she's gonna be 18 and applying for colleges?????" you said surprisingly. hasan just scoffed in disbelief about your daughter when this happens, none of you guys are never gonna realise how fast time passes🥹

after you and hasan were done in the bathroom, you were laying in his arms in bed. both talking about how many milestones your's and his daughter have been through already, first words, crawling, walking, etc. you guys were just silent about everything ypu guys did since you two were most college voted for being the longest college sweethearts. :(((

you guys would never forget this day/moment overall. the best memory ever <3

[system-to-the-madness]

Watch me try (and probably fail) write a "9 times Zuko thought you were perfect and the first time he told you" with a gaang member fem!reader. (I know, usually it's 5+1 or 4+1 but my brain kept coming up with stuff).

Let me know if you want to be tagged, should I ever actually post it (I plan to, I just don't know if I have the stamina to go through with it)

Status update 24/03/18:

Finished parts: - Working on: Part 1 Words written: 860

update 24/03/20

Finished parts: 1 Working on: Part 2 Words written: 3084

update 24/03/21

Finished parts: 2 Working on: Part 3 Words written: 5850

update 24/03/22

finished parts: 3 working on: words written: 7758

update 24/03/24

finished parts: 3 working on: 4 words written: 9562

update 24/03/25

finished parts: 3 working on: 4 words written: ≈ 11300 thoughts: ngl, i'm kinda struggling here. Not so much about coming up with ideas as with motivating myself to put these kinda perfect scenarios down, bc written down, they'll never be as detailed as in my imagination and somehow that's though rn (if someone's gonna hit me with that very specific Zuko line, i might cry). on the brighter side: I'm done with the parts that are heavily leaning on the show, so i got more creative freedom from now on going forwards.

update 24/03/26 (1am)

finished parts: 4 working on: words written: ≈ 12700

update 24/03/26(11pm)

finished parts: 5 working on: words written: ≈ 15600

update 24/03/27

finished parts: 5 working on: 6 words written: ≈16000

update 24/03/28

finished parts: 5 working on: 6 words written: ≈18000

update 24/03/29

finished parts: 5 working on: 6 words written: ≈20000 thoughts: jup, i think i'll split part 6 into at least two parts

[tchotchkez]

hey can someone online rn tell me that it's okay to go make some fried eggs even though it's 11pm? please? 🍳🍞

I really want some fried eggs and toast but can't bring myself to make them unless someone tells me to just fuckin' do it.