#not to mention the queer community has better sex ed than this bitch could ever have

[sorry-i-forget-things]

So I have this one friend that knows I'm asexual but I've mostly just explained it as "sex is boring and I dont do it" (we're in highschool anyways). Whenever the topic of sex is brought up we'll make jokes about how 'I wouldn't know' and 'sounds like an allo people problem'

What he doesn't know is the absolute hell of ao3 smut and what being on tumblr has taught me. I never thought it was important enough to correct him and I dont have the heart to say "see actually I've wandered my way into a lot of gay smut fanfiction haha"

But now every time sex comes up I just act a little clueless as the worst shit I've ever read scrolls through my brain