#not to uck anyones yum

[mmmmuffins]

not to repeat myself 2045834 times but went to the bookstore again this week and the bestseller section was so sad... full of colleen hoover and published fanfiction and canva covers and all of it marketed as ‘popular in the media’ which is literally just booktok 😭 what are young kids growing up with 

[huhnkie]

~~ a public secret ~~

Hi

My name is huqui li

Hunki li's secret asiatic wireless wife

No I am not a robot

I am a natural lady

Long time no see 

...

I married hunki 10 years ago 

On my 18th birthday 

And I still am a virgin 

Why and how?

Can you keep a secret?

I shall whisper in your ear

Quietly

Shhh..Shh... don't tell anyone about this

...

Hunki li

He is not important 

But he is impotent 

He can't function as an adult male

It's.....embarrassing 

...

We went to honeymoon in Waikiki Hawaii 

And hunki my hubby

Did this....Friday Night Live with Huhnkie Lee Zoom show and then also Facebook Live, Instagram live, Tumblr live,

And while he does social media shows

He drinks vodka, whiskey, beer, champagne, wind, diet Coke, diet Dr pepper,  water

.....

After that

He goes to bathroom and discharge the liquid

Then he comes to bedroom 

and starts to sleep like a baby

He's saggy, limp, his instrument is just

Sleeping 

.....

But

What I like about my unimportant impotent hubby hunki li is

His feet

He has two feet

I gave them a nickname 

"Yum yum"

.....

No I do not $uck them

I am not that dirty or naughty or nasty

I am a chaste prudent modest charming beautiful lady

All I do is foot massage 

Yes, with my Magic fingers 

I tast hunki feet with my fingers

I love the texture

Very berry chewy like a bubble gum

Or earthworm gummy

.....

Yes I know martial arts 

But no, I do not beat up my husband 

I don't punch or kick hunki li 

I merely gingerly gently put my hands on him with a sense of humor 

I love touching hunki li

...

I milk him too

Yes

The hunki goat

...

No hunkus fungus among us

He jokes about it

No hunki has no toenail fungus