#notdrawnbro

[badlydrawndave]

TT: Dave, about that ritual... something went wrong, and instead of putting him on his own body, well...

*Rose holds up a plush orange squiddle with tiny triangle shades*

TT: This is @notdrawnbro

TT: I am sorry.

@badlydrawnrose

holy fuck hes a plushie

this shit is kinda comedic but i think im just making it like that in order to cope

haha

[unwelllydrawnroxy]

Wow. You’re small. I take it you like cats and pink or somethin? I haven’t got a clue about girls.

@notdrawnbro

[how did you know]

[badlydrawnrose]

Your mother has access to this blog? @notdrawnbro

TG: Yup! Hi there, Strider!

TG: What hv u been up to

[badlydrawndoc-scratch]

Ignoring the yelling of a cherub, you speak gently to the "Doctor" and ask why he had decided to hear out what little you may have to say.

You remark that you expected quite the opposite from someone of his caliber.

I suppose for courtesy's sake, I should ask why you decided to come.

(I do hope my message is obvious.)

(Do you hear him too, right now?)

[seaverity]

The lamest rap battle in all of Paradox Space

@horrendouslydrawnkanaya

@notdrawnbro

[some-effort-trickster-jake]

Woah. Sugarrush English, huh. What’s up, guy? @notdrawnbro

T! J: Oh, Bro! I'm doing well! How have you been?

T! J: Also, would you happen to know where Dirk and/or Dave would be?

[badlydrawndirk-old]

Hey. @notdrawnbro

Yeah. Uh... Hey. Just brooding on the implications of our collective morality, you know, dude stuff

[badlydrawn-brainghostdirk]

Oh, shit? That's cool, never seen you before. You get ghostbuster jokes a lot? @notdrawnbro

BGD: If it helps, I'm normally summoned when Mr.English over there is in distress.

BGD: Also, yeah no. I hear that from John AND Dave at least three times a week.

BGD: I'm pretty sure they'd want me to go as their ghost for some nerdy costume, but I'm stuck here however.

BGD: It's nice to meet you, however you're not a douchebag like the other one can be. ( @badlydrawn-brostrider )

[shitty-davesprite-daily]

Why are you down. Lil Cal is right there. Aint he the man? Cmon. Start rappin or somethin. @notdrawnbro

TG: ... TG: im not rapping with a goddamn puppet man

[ask-cal-the-puppet]

Little man. Hello.

@notdrawnbro

OH.

HELLO

:)

[badlydrawndave]

TT: Hello, Dave. Do you happen to have any of Bro's spare belongings? I am conducting a ritual.

@badlydrawnrose

well uhhh

i got his corpse

and all these shitty swords

and there are still all these puppets everywhere

[badlydrawndave]

Fuck.

Your name is DAVE STRIDER, and you've just had a very rude awakening. Something is happening, but you can't put your finger on it.

You sit up in your BED, breath very heavy. It's the thought of your BROTHER that usually makes you panic. Or cry. Sometimes you win the TRAUMA LOTTERY and get BOTH! But it seems today you are not lucky.

What do you do?

[badlydrawndave]

old enough 2 die - heart attack man

sometimes you like to listen and wait for a pulse that wont be there

[badlydrawnrose]

TT: What have I done...

(@notdrawnbro)

[badlydrawndave]

(MAGNETIC, ROBOTIC, TEXT JUMBLED. HE DOESN'T BELONG HERE, HE CAN'T BE HERE.)

... fuck. fuck, how do i even start.

Hey, lil... hey Dave. I don't know if this'll ever get through. I love you, dude. More than anything.

i wish i could've been better. i wish everything i dreamed for you was real.

i dunno if we ever 'met', but. i miss you.

@notdrawnbro

bro i

god. fuck

i seem so weak crying like this

i miss you too

like

alot

[badlydrawndave]

Uh...I think bro stabbed rose and now she's dying...

i dont care i dont care i TOLD HER IM NOT FUCKING INVOLVED

i told her she wouldnt like the roof

and this is completely her fucking fault

I DONT CARE