#now here's to hoping my mom never questions why I'm suddenly missing $60 in cash... it'll be fine :)
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#☁️🌕☁️.txt#thank god. thank god omfg...#tysm to the beautiful kind woman working the counter who in detail explained every option to me and let me feel the vibrations 🫶#i hope both sides of her pillow are cool always and that she has mindblowing sex with her husband forever#now here's to hoping my mom never questions why I'm suddenly missing $60 in cash... it'll be fine :)#hopefully this one doesn't freaking BREAK smh... apparently there's a 5 yr warranty though so it'll last at least 5 yrs probably#it did cost like... $20 more than my last one so i have pretty high hopes 😭 donquixote let me down baddd#like omg i was so nervous and i'm still kind of shaking from residual scariness but she was sooo nice and made me feel so comfortable#like... wishing only the best for her omg genuinely a hero#she did kind of get on my ass for washing my last one with soap though. whoops sorry queen 😔 i will unfortunately be continuing to do that#i trust softsoap. i think i will be ok 😌
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