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Ill Begotten - Hel_in_NL

This was a cool premise!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/20143195

Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, Raphael (OC), Adam (Young), Pepper, Wensleydale, Brian, Sabriel (OC), Kushiel (OC), Jophiel (OC), Gabriel, Beelzebub, Dagon, Michael, misc characters 24 chapters; 44,639 words. ~ Seven years after the failed apocalypse the earth keeps turning on its axis. Heaven and Hell are back to a stalemate and it seems like the world will keep spinning for a bit longer. Enter a new faction with an unknown goal and a origin that was lost to the ages. ~ Warning: food/alcohol mentions, loss of children, violence/battle, temporary major character death, minor character deaths, mind and memory tampering, discussion of pregnancy/breeding/(possible incest?), bigotry/inequalities/slavery(?), kidnapping/prison, discussion of genocide, possibly creepy relationship dynamics, (brief) mentions of sex/excrements/torture/throat damage

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Ineffably Yours - SecondHandNews

An angel and a demon have been playing a six thousand year long game of the words not said. It’s funny, though, the truths that saving the world can unveil. With heaven announcing its plans to make up for Armageddon and with hell closing in, what will be the cost of protecting what they’ve found in each other?

https://archiveofourown.org/series/1394677

Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, Gabriel, Raphael (OC), misc characters 4 works; 157 chapters; 583,580 words. ~ It had been six thousand years, give or take, Aziraphale had stopped keeping count, it didn’t seem to matter now. Six thousand years he had wandered the Earth and he had taken in almost every sight, every sound, every taste. He had seen humans’ greatest evils and witnessed their truest joys, and yet it was still this fallen angel who taught him more than any other. If he had learned two things in the past six millennia it was that nobody was ever truly fallen, and those with the whitest wings could conceal the blackest souls. ~ Warning: food, excessive alcohol, gory metaphors/hypotheticals, brief homophobia, discussion of historical tragedies & related violence (AIDS, 9/11), hell-related decay/grossness, smarmy/manipulative behavior on a large scale, brief mind-tampering/airport security, minor injury, suicide, (brief!) child death/plant abuse mention ~ Podfic Available - Collab

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Duumvirate - goldleaf1066

Past regrets and present uncertainties cause problems for skekGra as his relationship with urGoh unexpectedly deepens.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/21707605

Age of Resistance: skekGra, urGoh Single chapter; 6,353 words. ~ It starts with the flick of a brush, of gold paint onto a diadem in miniature. Then the sharpness of a pinprick, the jewel of blood on a fingertip that has been nowhere near a cutting edge but bleeds just the same. ~ Warning: food, (past!) canon-typical major injury/genocide/torture, drug use, (brief) thoughts of suicide, nudity and implied intimacy

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through the silent wood - summerofspock

I cannot blame anyone for needing to skip this one, honestly. But if you do read it, I sure hope you enjoy it!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/24577132/

Good Omens: Aziraphale, Coils/Crowley, Agnes, Anathema, Newt, The Prince (Beelzebub), misc characters 11 chapters; 57,991 words. ~ When Aziraphale Eastgate first moves to Tadfield, he struggles to understand the strange culture of the village. They're not friendly or kind or anything he expected from a village in the north. So when he rescues a snake from a snow storm, he's glad for a little company even if it comes in the form of an animal. Unfortunately, in Tadfield, animals are often not what they seem. ~ Warning: (brief non-graphic) nsfw, chapter warnings, food/disordered eating, alcohol, graphic suicide*(simulated)/ideation/planning/heavy discussion (partially humorous), thoughts of self-harm, gruesome character deaths, torture/emotional abuse, graphic depression, betrayal, attempted murder, body horror/gore/violence, hallucinations, worms/insects, animals in danger/injured, injury/blood/first aid, rituals/magic, kidnapping, (brief!) trichotillomania warning/excrement mention/needles and drugs/hands on throat, minor confusing typos

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let the river in - bearwonder

in for a penny, in for a fucking bank robbery

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32995651

Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale Single chapter; 2,985 words. ~ Aziraphale stares into his eyes (definitely not going there right now), and Crowley takes a deep breath, trying to focus on the flames, the bookshop, the loss. He can do this, fuck. He can compartmentalize; he can keep back what needs to be kept back and show Aziraphale only what he's asked for. He can. Surely. Just two blokes sharing emotions at the end of the world, it's fine. ~ Warning: mild panic, sensual activity/orgasm

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Circumstances of Distinction - angelsnuffbox/MrsCaulfield

This is very tender honestly. Some misunderstandings for sure, but ultimately soft.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/27739183

Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley, Gabriel, Mrs (Madame) Tracy Single chapter; 16,883 words. ~ Sir Anthony Crowley has been living his independent life as a cast-out younger son when he had a baronetcy and failing estate suddenly thrust upon him. Mr Aziraphale, son of a wealthy tradesman, could be the answer to his troubles. A balance of rank and wealth, was this not just what unions were for? A series of meetings in the ballrooms of Bath will determine what fate has in store for these two. ~ Warning: footnotes, sensual activity + fade-to-black sex, post-coital drop, discussion of sex/manipulation/(past) family member death, brief mentions of gambling, brief choking/ableism

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Heaven on Earth - lookitsstevie, NaroMoreau

A piece for gingerhaole's Scissors & Ink AU

https://archiveofourown.org/works/35070043

Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale Single chapter; 1,969 words. ~ New moments unfold for Aziraphale and Crowley in their new relationship. ~ Warning: illustrated, footnotes, sensual activity/pda/implied sex (vague wording), minor typos

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A Winding Path - ZehWulf

Definitely mind the tags!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/27115402/

Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley, Grandmother (OC, mentioned), misc characters 4 chapters; 17,491 words. ~ They send her into the dark wood with a basket of wine and cakes and a cloak as red as the lining of a matador's cape. ~ Warning: food/wine, mentioned cruelty/abuse, violence/injury/people eaten

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Variable Speed Shaft - AppleSeeds

Very fluffy and silly

https://archiveofourown.org/works/29384859

Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley Single chapter; 4,494 words. ~ Wind turbine maintenance engineer Crowley has been asked to show Aziraphale from the business investment team around the company's newest, biggest wind turbine. Unfortunately for Aziraphale, he is rather infatuated with the handsome engineer and gets progressively more flustered the longer they spend together in the confined space inside the turbine. ~ Warning: sex jokes, brief claustrophobia ~ Podfic Available - Literarion

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stalwart sun, wily moon - dustnhalos

“Crowley. Go see Mr. Fell. Just...what he doesn’t know can’t hurt him, right? Trust me on this. I’m asking you to trust me.”

https://archiveofourown.org/works/28542933/

Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, Warlock, Adam (Young), Pepper, Wensley(dale), Brian, Asmodeus (OC), Beelzebub, Lucille (OC), Gabriel, Dagon, Michael, Sandalphon, Bel/Belphegor (OC), misc characters 40 chapters; 369,724 words. ~ Anthony J. Crowley is a world-class art thief with a complicated past who, until now, had been pretty content with going through life as part of a prolific black market art trafficking ring. He enjoyed the thrill and danger of the hunt, especially if it meant he got to travel the world, play with state-of-the-art technology, and make enough money to afford anything he could ever want.

That is, until a simple logistical hiccup leads him straight into the path of one Aziraphale Fell, former Head Conservator of the British Museum turned antique repair shop owner.

Suddenly, there's a space in Crowley's life that only Aziraphale seems to fill, but his clandestine life of crime paired with Aziraphale's industry connections and indomitable penchant for good seems like a relationship doomed to fail.

Little do they both know, the strands of friendship, morality, and deception in their shared circles of the London art world are interwoven in even more complex ways than either of them could have expected... ~ Warning: illustrated, additional warnings, footnotes, custom formatting, food, alcoholism, sometimes violent bigotry (trans+homophobia/sexism/racism/fatphobia/etc.), graphic violence/blood/injuries, sabotage/manipulation/threats, abuse (family/kids/animals(?)/employees), various extreme traumas, guns/murder/suicide, arson/fire, abduction, drugs (weed, discussion of others), panic attacks, law enforcement, lots of overstepped boundaries, unexpected kiss, brief! excrement/vomit, brief! mention of needles/rimming/body horror/animal sacrifice/(potential) incest, semi-confusing POV swaps, various minor but sometimes confusing inconsistencies and typos

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A Woman-Shaped Being of the World - ZehWulf

A mostly humorous fic about Aziraphale exploring being (median) woman-shaped through the filter of asexuality, with a highly supportive (and long-suffering) woman-shaped Crowley hanging on for dear life.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/20359714

Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley, misc characters Single chapter; 8,494 words. ~ The thing is, in the beginning, if it weren’t for a bit of passive-aggressive bureaucracy, Aziraphale would have been a woman-shaped being of the world. ~ Warning: footnotes, brief food/choking, body thoughts and gender feels, vague discussions about sex/anatomical sex, hypothetical violence, sensual touch, non-graphic negotiation of intimacy

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Angel Network - SpinnerDolphin

Oh I very quickly got into this series, it’s so compelling and well-crafted!

https://archiveofourown.org/series/1364311

Lucifer/Good Omens/Neverwhere/Supernatural/Murder Mysteries: Crowley, Lucifer, Aziraphale, Chloe, Trixie/Beatrice, Mazikeen, Castiel, Dean, Raguel/Rags, Sam, Watchie/Watchdog (a Hellhound), Islington, Linda, Ella, Belial (OC?), Adam Young, Jack, misc characters 11+ works; 111+ chapters; 500,000+ words. ~ Aziraphale keeps a list. Islington, caged beneath London (Check the locks upon leaving). Raguel, LA (be certain his rent is paid). Michael, Heaven, but adores Earth (keep away from bulls). Castiel, alternate universe (don't ever go to that horrid place). and, lately, Lucifer Morningstar, LA, who seems the sanest of the lot. It's all very confusing. Amenadiel, LA, is also on the list, but Aziraphale reported to Amenadiel in the Rebellion and, well, some things are too strange for him even to tolerate. Crowley's just tired of flying over the Atlantic. And turns out his boss? Well, he's kind of alright. ~ Warning: footnotes, food/alcohol, violence/murder/gruesome bodily injury, dead/mangled bodies (human & otherwise), various minor character/animal deaths, off-screen kidnapping, decapitation, non-graphic discussion of people being eaten/loss of limbs/skinning, discussion of sex, (Lucifer canon-typical) police, brainwashing/memory tampering, kids in danger, seizures/medical scares, magical compulsion/threatening plants, misnaming/mispronouned, possession, excrement/sewers/unsanitary, “brat” (affectionate), brief animal abuse/car crash/insects/fire, various isms/phobic language, micro-penis jokes, (brief) gambling/drugs/theoretical incest/metaphorical beastiality/necrophilia/pedophilia/slavery/native genocide/suicide/vomit/rape mentions, minor confusing typos ~ Podfic Available - Hope4Tomorrow ~ Note: though the following canons are not necessarily largely relevant to the overarching story they are still featured: BBC Sherlock, Pirates of the Caribbean, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina

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When Things Get Super Weird (it's my time to shine) - lucky_spike

A whole lot of drama for a pretty paperweight, imo. (I had such a hard time putting this down it’s so good)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/36085762/

Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, Gabriel, Anathema, Newt, Henry (OC), Monty (OC), UL41257 (canon background character given a name), Kathy (OC), Beelzebub, misc characters 22 chapters; 97,596 words. ~ Note: this is not the first in a series and I did not know that when I started. Can be read alone if you want but still, heads up. ~ Warning: illustrated, mind the tags, alcohol, some violence/injury/mild falls, captivity/slavery, drugs (weed/tobacco), drugging someone without them knowing, (many) insects, discussion of death, (brief!) hypothetical suicide/cannibalism, (brief!) vomit/plant abuse/gun violence, semi-confusing dialogue tags

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Innocuous Juxtapositions Outside of Time and Space

This is one of my all-time favorite fanfics in any fandom/s and I am absolutely convinced it deserves a place of honor on this blog. https://archiveofourown.org/series/1443688 (only has the first 125k words)

Alternate location: https://www.squidgeworld.org/series/1158 (has the rest of the series)

Dr. Who/Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, Raphael/Israfil (OC), The Doctor  (multiple versions), Donna, Uriel, Gabriel, Michael, Uriel, God, Rose, Jack Harkness, Martha Jones, Wilf, Adam (Young), Beelzebub/Ba’al, Lucy (Lucifer), Tish Jones, Francine Jones, Clive Jones, Micky, Samael (Satan), Anathema, Jenn (OC). Madonna (Time Lady), The Master (mentioned), Susan (Mentioned), misc characters 5+ works; 68+ chapters; 530k+ words ~ Crowley has a revelation in the shower. Not the world-ending sort or the getting-laid sort, but one of the far less fun sorts. The sort that leads you to realize that something has somehow gone very wrong. Most likely, anyway. Maybe. Heaven, why him? ~ Podfic Available by Deadra ~ Warning: LOTS of footnotes, food/alcohol, death (both temporary and permanent), non-graphic sex, (highly varied) violence/gruesome bodily injury, replacement, imprisonment, unreality/gaslighting/memory problems/doubt, vomit (lots), poison/drugs, (graphic) torture, blood/blood magic, possession, deadnames/misnaming, war, suicide attempt, Falling, various bigotries, water/drowning, eaten alive, pregnancy, disease, dreams, trauma processing, guns, kidnapping, spiders, attempted rape, pets in danger, brief needles/IV, mentions of rotting things/dead children/excrements/decapitation/cops/cancer/nazis/child predators/vore/incest/cannibalism/RPF Fanfic

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do you have a guide to your tags? I couldn't figure out what nsmfr meant (I mean I figured the 'fr' out but the 'nsm' remains a mystery to me!)

yeah I do!

here is a direct link to my tag list https://prolix-principality.tumblr.com/tags (sorry apparently I can’t embed the link from mobile rn, but it’s easy to just add “/tags” to the end of the url)

at the top of my blog just under the description and above the askbox link is a link called “Home Page”. From there you will be able to see a handful of links and additional information about this blog.

and here are some screenshots to show you how to find it.

nsmfr is my tag that stands for “no sex mature (ficrec)”, meaning fics that feature violence or otherwise mature themes but minimal/no explicit sexual content. Sex may be mentioned, discussed, or there may be brief/vague scenes (always specified in the warnings section for each fic).

hope this helps! 💚

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Honey and Vinegar - cthchewy

This was a wild crossover, oh boy. And rather disgusting, in line with HS canon.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/1965171/chapters/4252170

Homestuck/Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, Sollux, Eridan, Karkat, Jade, Damara, Jake, Feferi, Adam Young, Rose, misc characters 15 chapters; 29,864 words. ~ Crowley and Aziraphale are both saddled with apprentices, which seriously puts a crimp in their style (or lack thereof). Sollux became a demon because of his anger at, of all things, the mistreatment of honeybees. Eridan doesn't believe in angels despite being one himself. Lower Tadfield is now a mecca for witches, and the end is nigh (again). Who's to stop the Woegothics from unleashing Satan upon the world? That's right. A crack team of two angels, two demons, and some kid who likes trashy romance novels. ~ Warning: footnotes, food, (brief!) “slave”/unkind size comments/zombies/smoking (cigarette), possession, captivity, brief mentions of murder/rape/choking/roofies/eating people and babies/non-consensual sterilization, plant yelling, ghosts/death, bees, a lot of jokes about racism/sex/excrement