#obsessed over meaningless minutiae and begin to spiral into a self destructive state

[sturgeonposting]

If sturgeons were a type of eel, what type of eel would they be? (I'd guess somewhere between a moray and a snipe)

I want you to know this ask has occupied my mind for months now

I feel so sure that theres a better answer than moray + snipe and yet i can come up with nothing. I have racked my eel loving brain and come up pathetically empty. Its breaking down my psyche

Gulper eel turned belly up?? European eel but put the nostrils on the chin ??? Snipe eel but fix him ?????? I DONT KNOW

I have been laid low. I know that i know nothing. Nothing about eels and nothing about sturgeon

If a sturgeon was an eel… stimple emough question, right. Right ? The walls of my mind palace are crumbling around me. You people sit behind a computer screen and throw out random reality shaking hypotheticals and then go on with your lives while I’m stuck here trying to to unfuck a snipe eel into a sturgeon. Do you understand what you have done to me. Do you care