#of all of toman dealing with father kisaki

[ranhaitanisgf]

BUT ANYWAYDHDJDJ

yessss! esp. with everyone's obvious or not-so-obvious-but-implied less than ideal background (home life, family life, or lack thereofdhsjdjs). or even if they have a kinda?? happy home life? circumstances always happen. like. the sanos? or the kurokawas before izana goes to an institution. like. shinichiro literally became a leader of gang and introduced mikey to that life eventually leading to kisaki meet mikey and turn toman rotten in all the timelines. and izana fjsjdjd and emma's mom turning to gambling and (implied?? look at her makeup and the way shes dressed mmm queen! she can step on me) prostitution. heck! izana's father's affair???

and yesss! do not get me started on takeomi. omgg i say senju's only family member in her life was her brother, omi, but. hmm. def. not the best role model! like. wtf???? it was him who was pushing senju to make that prostitution deal with those guys fjsjdjd all for his own twisted ambitions. vomits.

YESSSS!!!! QUEENS FR! I LOVE ALL MY GIRLS. akane too! i see such hate on akane esp. with the release of the third season djsjdjd like. ??? SHES A TEENAGE GIRL? WHOSE LITTLE BROTHER'S BEST FRIEJD HAS A CRUSH ON? a little gross. but akane is such a sweetheart! a smart kid with a dreamy, light, "appreciate the small things," mature aura. maybe??? she just said that to koko so as not to break his heart later? (there was no later but shh) she still thought of and cared about koko to thebpoint of not wanting to hurt him and shatter his little world. fjsjdj yeah, she perhaps (and again,,,, choices and final decisions here!!!!) went about it the wrong way; didnt put a stop to koko's crush sooner; didnt make her platonic feelings for him known. perhaps she saw him as her other little brother alongside seishu. maybe ahe saw some of herself in him? saw how smart he was like her? saw the little romantic in him? like. theres no way she isnt that maturedjdje like a female, "from a happier home than ran" haitani ran. (idkdjsjs) caring for seishu by herself while her parents go to work and then along comes koko who is always hanging around seishu rather than at home. yeah we dont know the kokonui home/family life outside of akane. but i refuse to believe it wasnt the best. maybe not toxic or abusive like tora's. but maybe a bit neglectful? busy, working parents? no way koko's that mature at such a young age djdjdj

but yeah yeahhhhh!!!!! OMG YUZUHA SPIN-OFF! FR?! add that to the list of potential spin-offs alongside a bonten spin-off fr. aaaaa i wanna know about this fanclub yuzuha has at school. those girls are so real for making one for miss queen! let me join!!!! i want in! actually,, i want more hina-yuzu interactionsdjdjd HINA INTRODUCING HER TO EMMA ??? and them arranging girls nights and sleepovers?? djdjdj YESS!! YUZU'S FIGHTING STYLE TOO?! THAT KICK?! SO BOSS OF HERRRR!!!! WHAT WAS TUAT?! AND THE WAY SHE TOLD BD TO LAY OFF HAKKAI AND HER DJSJD PLS AAA WHAT WHAT WHAT?! SO HOT! AAAA WOAH WOAU WOAH! i also want a final timeline spin-off with emma and hina and yuzu and akane ?? maybe? and senju forming a sukēban (or jp girl gang)!! like. 1) mikey letting in senju as a girl?? like? as cool as the idea is fjsjdjd male gangs never let girls into their gangs and 2) EMMA ALSO TOOK MARTIAL ARTS FROM GRANDPA SANO! DONT FORGET THAY, YOKYOREV FANDOM! i am sure she knows a few moves herself. hm maybe the spin-off could be about the girls helping out their brothers and bf and making some kind of alliance with toman? gathering info? bc who the hell looks at a girl and thinks twice about her being a snitch for another gang. AND AGAIN!! AKANE IS SMART AF! and hina fr her sukēban's heart and soul and charisma like takemichi, akane is her sukēban's brain the way kisaki was toman's brain, while the rest of the queens are the muscle! aaaa

. i . i thought about all this way too muchdjsjsj i sent so much in this one. oh god help me!

UR SO RIGHT W TAKEOMI !! like honestly i just feel that the whole akashi family could have had a lot better circumstances and lives if he had actually stepped up more and good decisions for both his younger siblings (esppp haruchiyo like i felt so bad for him !!) + he was encouraging some not so good stuff w/ brahman when he knew that senju didn't want that kind of image for the gang !! like ugh i just ... dont like him ....

WITH THE WHOLE AKANE THING i think a lot of people r quick to hate bc of what she said to koko abt "oh ill wait for you " or smth which i can kind of understand because there honestly wasnt a whole lot of detail/scenes w her to rlly know their dynamic, yk? i mean on a surface level it definitely comes off as creepy, but honestly like you said, what was she supposed to do in that situation ? sure, she didnt rlly handle it correctly, but shes kind of sweet girl that would feel terrible about breaking kokos heart !! i feel like to truly get a good sense of what happened and to really 'pass judgement' (that sounds so cringe ) on her, we would rlly need to see more of their interactions !! but i really don't think that she was exactly encouraging kokos feelings and was actually serious about 'waiting for him', she probably just said that to not hurt his feelings !! wish we saw more of the seishu/koko/akane backstory tbh <//3

tokyo revengers girls sukeban WOULD LITERALLY END EVERYTHING BC OF HOW GOOD IT WOULD BE !!!! honestly though theres sooo many spin offs we need, like the current one w baji and chifuyu is so amazing and i want all of these little prequel moments and stories bc i want to see more of everyone !! & wakui pls give all the girls interactions tgt bc i know they would be bsfs !! AHHHH we just need more of the tok rev girls in general, but I WOULD KILL FOR THEM TO BE IN A GANG TGT OR SMTH !! yuzuha and emma would fs be the main fighting force, emma literally did training w mikey & baji who r both super strong ??? like ???? i refuse to believe that shes not strong af !! AHHHH !! & if in the final timeline what if taiju teaches yuzuha how to fight that would literally be so badass ??? like THERES SO MANY POSSIBILITIES !!!

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haha gonna expose u in all ur slutty glory for zeno robinson lmao it cant be helped smh. he definitely uses a voice closer to hunter’s but its also a bit more playful yet mature… very gud voice so ur gonna have a field day XD

omg kisaki’s daughter would be the more competent version of senju XD uses her impeccable charm to get what she wants certainly.

i just imagine that one skid that is like

Kisaki: “Alright smash his kneecaps and he will talk, I am at a parent teacher conference right now. Anyway you said she enjoyed finger painting thats great”

the little princess gets escorted to the private school in a limousine every day by kisaki’s most trusted second in commands on days he cannot bring her to school himself. only the best crayons, best paper, best teachers, nothing is good enough for his little girl and he is not stopping at anything.

also lets be honest, its not hanma’s kid who needs to be kept away from kisaki’s daughter, its the other way around XD

little menace probably also helps her daddy at his job because she is the best at interrogation because its just 7 hours of her non stop repeating the plot of my little pony to the captives until it drives them insane

also pls imagine kisaki back at the job w bebe in the baby carrier so wifey can catch a break, just giving the meeting like normal and not acknowledging shiet omfg

many many thoughts

-🌌momo

gonna be a whore on main and have to turn in my god damn dom card....god damn it I knew this day would come 😒😔

ASDFGHJKL I KNOW THAT ADUIO FROM SOMEWHERE AND WHY DOES IT FIT KISAKI SO WELL TOO ASDFGHJKL HIM NON CHALANTLY TALKING TO HIS DAUGHTER'S TEACHER BUT HANMA WON'T QUIT ASKING QUESTIONS ASDFGHJKL

Kisaki's daughter goes to private school while Hanma's kid goes to public school and frankly Kisaki does not hide his grimace every time his daughter talks to the "rift raft" even if Hanma's like, his only fucking friend 😂

ok but Kisaki is letting his daughter read word for word her 100k fanfic as well as her 50k character analysis on Rainbow dash and what she brings to the show but what could have been better. And already the kidnap victim is sobbing to make it stop. To which Kisaki tells them to shut up his daughter has very many creative ideas and needs a third party audience (cuz you know Kisaki has listened to the growing fanfic and tells his daughters how perfect she is as a writer but she demands a third party editor hence why there's someone tied up in your kitchen) At this point they're sobbing and your daughter flat out says daddy's gonna shoot them in the foot if they keep interrupting her reading. Kisaki pats his daughter on the head and just goes "that's right dear, reading comprehension is very important in this family" 😂

please tired slightly flakey new dad Kisaki who (of course) only hands his kid off to Hanma. But it lasts only thirty seconds cuz Hanma's doing like fucking airplane with the five month old and Kisaki's freaking out in the middle of a meeting 😭 Hanma's just holding Kisaki's baby above his fucking 6'5 head like "Man it's fine, I did this with my kid and he's totally fine." And Kisaki is trying to scale Hanma like King Kong to the tower and everyone in Toman is just watching this unfold when this was supposed to be a meeting about lost assets and failing funds 😭

[reallyromealone]

Slicked blonde hair

Dragon tattoo

The smell of expensive cologne

Cold black eyes

Those were markers of Mikey Sano, leader of Toman that everyone he interacted with.

Bedtime stories

Martial arts training

Warm hugs

Those are the things (name) identified with the crime lord he referred to as 'papa'

It was late in the evening as the Toman men walked down the street, little (name) sitting in his father's arms as a gloved hand rested on his tiny back while uncle Izana talked about some deal that (name) didn't quite understand but he just looked around at the city lights that were slowly coming alive and captivating the toddler.

(Name) didn't get to go out with his papa often, the man was often very busy so he liked to cherish these moments with the blond.

Today was crazy though, some people he didn't know said they were going to take him to his mom and then some lady showed up and then there were firework sounds and then his papa came!

He didn't understand how his 'mom' had to do with a gross metal square building his dad called a warehouse, could it turn into a house on a full moon?

But he didn't dwell on that because now he got to see his dad more often! He even took him to his office sometimes or had more of his friends play with him!

"...(-ame), (name)? Are you there?" Mikey's voice broke him from his thoughts as he looked at his papa who stated back with his usual blank stare "you good?"

"I good papa!"

"Aight, are you hungry?"

(Name) didn't respond verbally but chose to just nod as he rested his head on his dad's shoulder, it was almost his usual bed time after all.

(Name) didn't like sitting beside Kisaki when they ate together, the man always cold and often complaining about (name)s presence when Mikey wasn't in ear shot.

And frankly (name) shit talked him too, usually calling him smelly or something of that vein because he hasn't figured out big boy swear words get.

"The kid will have (food)" Mikey said bluntly as he stared down the waitress, the poor woman nervously nodding as she wrote it down "I-it will be out in a moment" before scurring off "papa.." (name) whispered to his dad who stared at him with a raised eyebrow "what?"

"They have candy..." (Name) said pointing to the small bowl beside the butter and bread where lied tiny candies that had the toddler salvating "what about em?"

"I have one?" (Name) asked his dad as onyx met onyx and Kisaki wanted to scoff at how swayed his boss was to the tiny child as Mikey grabbed a wrapped candy and handed it to the boy "thank you papa" (name) said sweetly as he ate the tiny candy that was barely the size of the tots front teeth.

"No more till after you eat "

"Ok!"

When the food came Mikey helped (name) cut his food and somehow still looked terrifying to the other patrons while he did so but (name) just saw it as papa helping.

(Name) ate happily as his dad and uncle spoke about business that (name) didn't particularly care about as he made eye contact with Takemichi, the black haired man raising an eyebrow at him and the boy just waved back.

Eventually (name) fell asleep in his boosted chair, the men continued talking and drinking for another hour or so before deciding to leave and (name) snuggled into mikeys chest during the car ride home.

"Papa..."

"Hm?"

"I luv you..."

"I love you too" Mikey let himself be soft for his boy behind closed doors, the tiny boy the only good thing he had left and he would be damned if his ex girlfriend took his happiness.

He wasn't letting (name) nearly slip from his grasp again.

When (name) was definitely asleep Mikey brought him not home but to Toman headquarters where a private doctor stood, the man using anesthesia on the tot before putting a tracker in him.

Mikey would never loose him again.

[tokrev-roses]

Heyyyooo hope ur doing well love

I was wondering if I could get Kisaki with two twin teen daughters were one of them is violent and cruel just like him while the other one is sweet and kind and perhaps not to cause violence.

Have a nice day or night

Fatherhood + Tetta Kisaki

Warning: 18+ for mention of bullying, suicide, violence, evil offspring of Kisaki? Is that a warning? Also the fact that I actually tried to give him a reasonable in-character way of handling his children, some of you might won’t like that; toxic relationship; mentioning of pregnancy

Note: I have the feeling I went overboard here? I have no idea if you will be satisfied with this Anonie, and please tell me if that is the case, but it was so interesting to explore this idea in depth.

The only adult scenario we have with Kisaki is him as the acting Leader of Toman, ruthless and feared, cruel and vicious

So, for him to have children would mean he got you, his childhood obsession, to be with him? Otherwise, I do not see him care for them one bit.

Generally, you’d think he isn’t the best father, right? But here I come: He is not the worst possible father in Tokyo Revengers if he had them with you, his “possession”

Doesn’t mean that you’re not in a highly toxic relationship, because it will be just that.

But children would just tighten his claim over you, so he wouldn’t be against them

He really cares for you while pregnant? Makes sure you go to every appointment there is, has people tending to your every wish while he is….you know…killing people

So much for that

Now I see him being a rather distant father? Like, his two girls didn’t see much of their mafia daddy, what would show during their teen days?

Like the “Tetta” twin, who inherited his intellect, and his natural cruelty would be that one rich bully kid, you know? Being on top of her class, the popular one (cuz she got money and an evil dad?) but one hell of a child. I’m not joking around here

Tries to get recognized by her father through being like him

Hardcore Bullying cases, where she almost pushed people into suicide? And if the teachers or the principle tried something on her, Kisaki would visit the school and the parents of the victim, making it clear that his child “would never do that”. Probably bribed the whole school to look away? But no consequences for her. She would be such an evil, spoiled brat.

If she feels threatened by other girls (maybe even boys) she would make their live hell on earth? Making sure they will never ever have a chance to be near her on the social hierarchy.

Hurts people out of curiosity too. Forced the poorer classmates to do the most reckless things in exchange for money.

Big mouth towards her mother, tried it against Kisaki too, but he “handled” her, so she never tried it again. He would want his daughters to respect him and is not against using physical violence, but would rather use psychological ways of punishing them

Wicked, evil, Regina George, but worse. Probably killed people directly or indirectly at the age of 16

As for the softer twin, probably coming after you, personality wise, an angel living in hell, maybe?

Acknowledging the superiority complex of her sister, she tries to stay out of her path of destruction

Scared of Kisaki too, complete silence from her if he is joining dinner. Would barely acknowledge her? Like, she is not causing trouble like her sister, and as long as she behaves well there is no reason for him to deal with her.

Not violent, but I can see her developing severe anxiety and while she would wish to leave this hell, Kisaki would never let this happen. He might actually believe in his “happy” family?

He doesn’t love one more than the other. Let’s be clear about that. And wouldn’t let them partake in Mafia business either.

Uses money and gifts to gain the love of his daughters, and while twin 1 would soon be bored of it, knowing what shit he’s trying, twin 2 would be too scared to refuse his affection

If you’re all out together, as a family, he expects everyone to behave. Twin one, to be nice and friendly, and twin 2 to open their mouth and greet the important people you are meeting.

Cleans or lets others clean up behind his daughters and would make sure they follow a path of utmost success. Their happiness doesn’t mean anything to him, but he does feel attached to them, in his own, twisted way.

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Hello BINGO buddy! @guardiansofheroes here to ask you some questions about the oc your currently obsessed with!

1.) Who are they and what fandom are they from?

2.) Whose your ocs worst enemy?

3.) Does your oc have a love interest? If so who are they?

4.) Whose your oc's best friend?

5.) What's the hardest thing your oc has had or currently dealing with?

Hello! Nice to meet you! And thank you for the ask! ❤️

I'll go with Chiemi for this since I haven't talked her about her as much!

1. Chiemi is my OC for the Tokyo Revengers fandom, a very bubbly and energetic girl who loves all cute things, fashion and being spoiled by other people. She's Baji's childhood friend in the series, having met him while he was in the hospital where her father works and had been clinging to him ever since then. She's not really involved in all the gang wars doing on, but is quite concerned for how everybody in Toman tends to get hurt a lot because of them.

2. Hm, it probably would have to be Kisaki since he's the one who orchestrated Baji's death and who, in one timeline, kills her love interest, so she's very adverse to him in general finding him creepy and despicable for all the acts he pulls during the series.

3. She does! It's Chifuyu, Baji's subordinate and biggest follower, though she's quite unaware of her own feelings at first. Chiemi has had a history of quick and shallow crushes so when she starts to find Chifuyu attractive she merely dismisses it as part of that long line of love affairs that lead nowhere. Except that this time it's reciprocated and after they begin dating they're one of those couples who go from high school sweethearts to happily married. They're also very sickly sweet to each other which means that for the most part, nobody wants to see them together in the same room, haha!

4. It would have to be her girl group, made out of Emma, Hinata and a friend's OC! She's especially close to Emma since they knew each other since they were children and have many things in common, loving to go shopping and talk about boys, and is why she takes her eventual fate very, very hard.

5. Probably the death of several people that she loves and cares about dearly, especially her childhood friends. It was so severe that it caused her to cut contact with her friend group and boyfriend for a while due to finding it difficult to be in that environment anymore. Currently, in one timeline, she's going through a particularly difficult divorce with her now husband which she finds emotionally draining in the extreme.

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ahsjdkdk pls imagine one the kids in daughter’s school confessing to her and she takes one look at them and is like “dye your hair pink, maybe then we will talk” she truly learnt from her mother to just force your spouse to be like you want them to be smh

but also, daughter proposing to sanzu with a candy ring when she is like, 5 or something. has someone else officiate the wedding with her plushies attending, a super annoyed and reluctant sanzu who only goes along w it bc mikey told him to and the rest of toman trying and failing to hold in their laughter.

oh kisaki so cries when he finds her little pink notebook, murder plans encircled with hearts and glitter. his heart swells with pride because his daughter is so smart and amazing! a menace to the world like he once was but also more attractive due to my blessed genes XD her birthday present to her dad would probably be the head of his enemy in a box or smth and id just be sighing over these insane brainless idiots. my idiots, but idiots nonetheless.

oh hanma sooo eats up the matching sweaters. he just invites himself into the house, eats all the pudding and leaves just because he can and kisaki always forgets to relocate the second key from under the plants to somewhere else. hanma and daughter would be partners in crime when it comes to annoying kisaki and that alliances has caused him many headaches. celebrations like coperate christmas simply has to be spent together between the hanma and kisaki household lmao.

also yeah i watched the latest episodes of owl house and amphibia. amphibia? cute and fun, lived domino 2’s comeback. owl house?? nobody fucking talk to me or my son ever again imma snap belos’ throat. god they really said “lets traumatise these kids even more!”. nice that the fan theories were wrong but also n o. i wanna know more about the other brother, its too damn interesting. also we need more dadrius. man was made to be a dilf and him being a parental figure to hunter gives me life. the little scene where he holds raine back from going after eda but then hears hooty talking about hunter and having to be hold back? perfection, i need more gods.

-🌌momo

ASDFGHJKL SHE BE JUST SIPPING ON HER JUICE BOX AND MID CONFESSION TELLS THE OTHER KID TO COME BACK WITH PINK HAIR MAYBE THEN SHE'LL ENTERTAIN THE IDEA- ASDFGHJKL MOMO WHAT MORALS ARE YOU TEACHING YOUR CHILD

tiny 5'3 Sanzu, sitting on a plastic kids chair (man weighs like nothing jfc no one people think he's a kid) all done up in a tux bc Kisaki and Mikey made him do it. He can't even be high out of his mind Mikey said no that's disrespectful to the bride. And the brides his boss's seven year old daughter who wouldn't let it go. Asdfghjkl Sanzu planning each way he's gonna kill his coworkers as they sit with the assorted plushies trying to not choke on their laughter. All while Sanzu sits there straight faced getting fake married to this child that hasn't left him alone since the day they met. And Mikey just keeps stroking the fire to keep the kid from sobbing and the rest of Toman is dying laughing while poor Sanzu just accepts his fate as a childs play thing 😭😂

you have to deal with Kisaki, exacerbated and almost out of breath, running into the kitchen and skidding to a stop like it's an emergency. And when you finally get it out of him what's wrong? He's catching his breath asking if you half glitter pens and metallic sharpies and sticky notes. Because he wants to help your daughter make her murder booklet all pretty and perfect and organized. And here you were thinking your kid was choking or something. No. Her father wants art supplies to decorate her over the top burn book of how she's gonna murder her enemies and get away with it 😭😂 Momo, babe, I'm willing reproducing with Hanma and I ask, are you sure 😂😂

see Kisaki's worried about Hanma's son way too much. Where he really should be worried about is uncle Hanma who tells his little niece about her father's "dork" phase, or if he's allergic to anything, what makes him squirm and anything else the small child can weaponize against her father. And the spare key? The one Kisaki keeps putting some place else and swears Hanma is tracking them? Yeah no his daughter just tells Uncle Hanma where daddy put the new spare key and Hanma walks right in after Kisaki had the locks redone and everything. Viably making the man question his sanity and if this man really is a god damn shinigami getting into his house so easy. sorry I don't have the heart to break it to your husband that his daughter keeps ratting out the spare key

Amphibia? Adorable, quirky, lighthearted, cute and still plot driven. Owl House? Sobbing, screaming, swaddling Hunter, making him food as we speak, sharpening knives and throwing them at pictures of Belos ready for anarchy and murder.

The witch hunting this is interesting I actually didn't see that coming and I love it? Firmly standing my ground now that Belos/His brother, were originally both witch hunters but Belos was just going a little too far and his hunger for more is what got his brother killed. Idk if he did it on purpose, or it was an accident, but I'm standing firm on the idea that Hunter is a fucking zombie magic version of Belos's deceased brother and frankly idk what to do about my zombie baby. Is he just a corpse?? He's been killed that many times in ONLY fifty years?? If Belos dies does that mean Hunter doesn't exist?? Like?? Now I'm so worried is he even a living creature??? Is my baby just a cadaver of a dead sibling??? Please I need to love him what the hell did I watch??

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ngl i appreciate being the taller one when it comes to kisaki… doesn’t happen too often irl but at least i have fictional characters 😭 the power man

saw this and immediately had to think of kisaki + daughter and hanma + son

also ngl kisaki gives me the vibes of being heartbroken when his little girl no longer says “when i grow up i want to marry daddy” and i am here for dragging his ass as he deserves. the whole like “don’t date till you’re 40” thing where she at the beginning agreed to but later is like “you met mom before you were 40 though” and kisaki is offended and hurt at being sassed back, just wishing to be back when she was a baby and literally couldn’t physically sass him.

pfttt- kisaki letting his aspiring writer daughter use captives to read off her scripts… she later becomes a thriller and crime writer and always asks her daddy dearest how long it takes for a person to bleed out if hit by an ice pickle exactly 7 times in the chest and he tells her the next day with another missing person winding up somewhere <3 crime author daughter and her crime committing father, way to keep the family business going XD

koko and inui are sooo the rich gay uncles. they can’t act at all around kids and when they were forced to babysit for just a few moments, she started crying and koko just gave her a stash of money, which weirdly worked.

as much as kisaki doesn’t want to, he has to relay on his executives a little bit when it comes to his daughter, even if its just little things like asking to pick her up and bring her to school and they know better than to mess with boss’ kiddo

also 100% pretty face sanzu would be her childhood crush because he reminds her of a prince and sanzu is not on board with it at all

-🌌momo

typically I'm the taller one (and I'm taller than my wife) Plus at most like they're 5'10 or 6' so only a couple inches taller than me and pretty much always eye level. But there's a feralness that fills me when I realize Hanma is almost a good foot taller than me. I simply don't know what to do. I mean- yeah- it's kinda sexy ig? I think? I dunno I'm honestly just gonna sit there like that cat with the flower on it's head frothing in my anger to bite his Achilles tendon 😬

anyways-

THE WAY I KNOW HANMA'S SON IS GIGGLING LIKE A MANIAC BY BEING HUNG UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A GOD DAMN MONKEY...it's true. I cannot deny it. Real life footage of Hanma/Kisaki on the beach with the kids....Hanma's a heathen and made a mini heathen 😔

Tetta's princess sassing him?? I'm pulling up a chair and making popcorn as we speak?? Seriously- devastated when his daughter has her first crush. He thought he was gonna have his little girl clinging to him forever when a boy walked by because "they have cooties" and now Tetta's crumbling and the kids only like eight and she just off handedly said a boy at school was nice 😂 You casually remind Tetta that he is married. To you. And he's just sobbing into a pillow that his little girl isn't gonna be his little girl anymore. Oh and the attitude! Please preteen into the teen years? Tetta was ready for like the textbook stuff, even had the birds and the bees talk all mapped out but then his kid flippantly remarks she already knows about sex. And Tetta is hyperventilating how did his precious little girl even know what the word sex is?? God I am so here for mini Tetta giving her father daily heart attacks

Steven King ain't got nothing on Tetta's kiddos novels 💀 She's got first hand knowledge and no one can ever connect the dots in the family name

the entire premise of Toman having to deal with Tetta's child is sending me over the moon scream-

Koko constantly uses the excuse that the snot covered crying baby is why he never wants to have one. But Inui is like "It's cute, I kinda like it" but frankly makes Tetta's kid cry constantly. Koko takes over though bc he's tired of the crying and Inui not shutting up? Suddenly the kid is silent and very content in Uncle Koko's arms. Sits on his lap almost every time she comes to a meeting. Kicking her feet coloring and Koko is groaning bc she picked him and no one else 😂

and don't even get me started on the Sanzu thing! this four year old is head over heels for the pretty pink haired man who looks like a princess but carries a sword. Crush never goes away and constantly wants to play castle with Sanzu where he's the pretty pretty princess that rescues her. Sanzu is cringing and asking Tetta to keep that thing away from him. Tetta is genuinely trying to get his daughter to love any other coworker. At this point even Angry might do he swears. But his daughter is smitten with Sanzu. While she's begging Sanzu to play and Tetta is trying to explain who he can't play. Mikey's just eating like his third lunch and finally just commands Sanzu to play with the girl. Now it's Sanzu's job to be the prince to Tetta's kid bc Mikey got tired of listening to both men and made Sanzu do it 😂