#of charcuterie boards

[ayoooo3]

[lonelyroommp3]

yesterday my flatmate asked what my "olympics schedule" was in terms of what i was planning to watch and when and i was like i can't explain to you how much of a foreign concept that is to me. you don't have an "olympics schedule" in my household you watch whatever happens to be on tv whenever you have a minute of free time and get insanely invested in whatever sport you end up watching. maybe down the line you get so caught up in an event that you start going "i'm sorry i need to have the tv at 8:45pm next tuesday because i need to see the men's sport climbing finals or i'll kill myself" but it's something that has to happen organically you know. that's half the fun

[blueweaver1]

this came to me in a dream

TFA Soundwave is a baby and thus can't have a divorce....... yet

[fatty-food]

(via Instagram)

[kiinuuzzz]

he’s not a lightweight but when he gets drunk all hell breaks loose

[soberloves]

via @mariahamato

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[daily-deliciousness]

Valentine's day dessert board

[ofcoursethatsathing]

this is how I'll serve snacks to guests

[ link on amazon... ]

[thegirl-in3z]

🎃 SEE’S CANDIES 🍫

[sburbling]

anna garcia embodies how i felt during taos presentation

[cinaed]

The Smartypants Society with nearly everyone: You are a genius. This is perfect. No notes. You have changed the way I think about life and this particular topic. Thank you for gracing us with your brilliance, we will think about this forever. The Smartypants Society when it's Tao: This is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. You are a babbling fool and have built a temple to madness. Everything you've said is wrong. We all need you to explain what's wrong with this without us having to explain verbally. This charcuterie board is an abomination. We're all quitting the Society. Never say any of these words again. ....Thank you so much for that presentation, buddy.

[blueweaver1]

I wanted to draw a bunch of sound waves and this meme fit perfectly

[fatty-food]

Charcuterie box (via Instagram)

[rcmclachlan]

OSCAR PARTY FIC WHEN??

How early does Tommy start taking bets.

Is the dress code themed every year or is it just black tie?

Tommy has a buddy who usually makes all his themed Best Picture charcuterie boards and he is MIFFED that this year Tommy's stupid buff boyfriend has been fine tuning full ass meals for a month: Tommy this is just a plain ass meat and cheese board you are insulting me and My Vision.

Buck makes all his picks based on Vibe (he fell asleep during at least three of the movies Tommy showed him) and somehow wins the pot. Literally every pick is right even the Upsets. Only Tommy knows his bf made most of his decisions based on the movie poster or the actors IMDb page.

After everyone has left and Buck is picking at grapes while they pack away leftovers, Tommy grabs Buck's hand and twirls him into his arms and when Buck laughs and laughs and laughs Tommy admits he's been chomping at the bit for a dance since they didn't get to dance at his sister's wedding and this suit (Buck pulled out the red velvet smoking jacket) has been driving him WILD all day.

(also "suck the filament out of a lightbulb" I'm OBSESSED with you)

@alchemistc you are SINGING my SONG.

Tommy's been running a movie club called The Talkies for the last eight years that is made up of various coworkers past and present, three former Army buddies, and Janusz Kaminsky (as a favor to a friend, Tommy flew Kaminsky around Berlin for a few days of shooting establishing shots for Bridge of Spies, and they were good friends by the end of it).

There are two rounds of betting: a practice one in October for the year's movies up to that point then the real one in December after all the Oscarbation films are released. There's a $50 buy-in and each person can do two brackets. The first year Buck wins it, everyone chalks it up to beginner's luck. The second year, they grumble but congratulate him (after everyone grudgingly acknowledges there's no way in hell he could possibly cheat). The third year, they eye him nervously. The fourth year, Sal corners him by the bathroom and demands to know what the winning numbers are for Tuesday's Mega Millions drawing.

The first time Buck attends, he gets into a conversation with Kaminsky and asks a million questions about cinematography, which Kaminsky is more than happy to answer, but then it comes out the only films of Kaminsky's that Buck has seen are The Lost World and Cool As Ice, and then Tommy has to stop a two-time Academy Award winner from strangling his boyfriend to death.

[deconstructthesoup]

The dichotomy between Alexis's Smartypants presentation consisting of very rock-solid life advice that was treated with utmost seriousness, nods and respect and Tao's Smartypants presentation consisting of absolute buckwild opinions that resulted in him getting yelled at is always gonna be hilarious to me