Killer: I've been dropping him the most obvious hints for years now. No response.
Kid: Wow. He sounds stupid.
Killer: He's not, though. He's actually kinda smart. Just, dense.
Kid: Then you just gotta be even more obvious! Like, go up to the guy and say "Hey! I love you!"
Killer: Okay, you're right. Hey Kid, I love you.
Kid: Yeah, see! Just say that!
Killer: Holy fucking shit.
Kid: If that flies over his head, then he's no good, Killer, he's too dumb for you.
Killer: Kid.
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