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Steve is unknowingly popular in teacher spaces online despite not having social media because his students keep posting videos of him on Tiktok.
Every now and again, a video will break containment and reach a wider audience - like the time one of his students used ‘girl math’ to justify their wrong answer and Steve responded with an exhausted ‘math is non-binary’ - but it’s always a flash-in-the-pan kinda thing. The lasting power isn’t there.
Or well, it wasn’t before famed rockstar Eddie Munson started randomly quoting some of the dorky shit ‘Teacher Steve’ says in those videos.
Someone puts together a compilation of Eddie quoting videos that have less than one hundred views. Now Eddie has to admit that he’s kinda obsessed with the guy and suddenly Steve is famous everywhere online (still doesn’t know about it though).
Things may have died down but then one of his students post a video of them asking Steve if he knows Eddie, and Steve is just like, “Munson? Eddie Munson from high school?”
They’re married btw.
#it’s funny if they’re married and that’s how Steve refers to Eddie#it’s also funny if they’re not and Eddie is still obsessed with his high school crush#and Steve doesn’t know Eddie got famous#he genuinely thinks for a second that all of his students know about a random guy he went to high school with#bc this version of Steve would be so chronically offline that he didn’t get an internet connection in his house until streaming platforms#became a thing#and even then he still prefers to use the computer at the library#Eddie sees a video of Steve explaining that to his sixth period and falls in love even more#meanwhile the CC boys are filming TikToks of Eddie watching this YouTube comps of King Steve from HS#also still pushing my math teacher Steve agenda#steve harrington#eddie munson
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136. No Shave Challenge
I had to do one post season 2.
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#crank it#gamer au#jayvik#comics#sharpart#jayce talis#viktor arcane#this is sharp from the past#im a ghost in the machine#im getting back into drawing#but things still aren't great#so i'm going to be offline but i crave routine and normalcy#im going to keep making crank it and making art because it makes me happy and it's so ingrained into me#but life is chaotic right now#but in crank it everything is safe and sound#i apologize for the delay and the delay in the divorce era content#i was so excited to share what ive been working on for bonus content for the complied version#but im just not there right now#i will be one day#but im not there right now#anyways#past sharp the ghost in the machine signing off#enjoy the comics
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At last, here it is. A while ago, I had the pleasure of commissioning the wonderful @lokorum to portray my beloved idiots in all of their tragic glory.
So without further ado, after months, here's the first chapter of my durgetash-centred, possibly very long, post-canon Genfic (cuz even if he's not featured in the picture, he's very much the one behind it, and yes, I said genfic but they do fuck, there's just also other themes that are more important than whatever it is those guys got going on).
https://archiveofourown.org/works/63147115
Rated M; further elaboration, summary etc behind the cut.
As per usual, please mind the tags. This is rated mature and may turn explicit depending on—let's be so fr—nothing but my mood. It IS a tragedy. I know how it ends. Trust me when I stress the tragedy part. I'm writing this story through tears at times. There's fluff, there is hurt comfort, there is true old man yaoi but there is just as much 'doves that aren't simply dead but rotten' and pain.
So to everyone who's not scared shitless yet (which is very valid), here's a summary:
The year is around 1530 DR. The once-revered and reformed Bhaalspawn returns to the city he had both saved and nearly doomed, emerging from his exile in the Underdark. Though he claims to seek only rest, the city's de facto ruler, Archduke Gortash, sees through the monster’s carefully crafted facade. Perhaps if the elf had never saved the Banite all those years ago—when he was little more than a blurred and distant memory—his own fate might have unfolded differently, perhaps even more mercifully. But regrets have long since lost their weight. The past is immutable, and all that remains—all that truly matters to him now—is the purpose that once again draws him into this treacherous den.
And on a personal note; I'm still squealing and shoving this artwork into the face of everyone I meet irl. I absolutely adore it. I'm not sure I'll be stopping with that soon. You will see reblogs.
Again. Tragedy. I mean it. There's fluffy moments, but I will absolutely exploit them to enhance the pain. I'm dead serious about Bhaal being able to learn from me. I caused his kid more agony than he could ever dream of delivering. And I haven't even shared the worst parts yet.
Edit: I also mean the psychological warfare tag. It's my guilty pleasure. And whatever over one year of obsession amounts to.
#durgetash#the dark urge/enver gortash#durgetash fic#dark urge/gortash#durge OC#enver gortash#gortash#bg3 the dark urge#bg3 durge#bg3 dark urge#durge/gortash#bg3#daemons writing#yes I am slapping this into the tags cuz this is all 100% gortash's fault#I may have also stared down the post button longer than I'd like#this is a tragedy pls pls pls heed my warning#also again thank you lokorum for this beautiful artwork#choosing between the versions truly is impossible even now#anyway hope y'all like yada yada time to become an offline hermit for a week#I'll make a master post later i promise#and just cuz I can thank you again lokorum#and dear moots who never fail to encourage my tragedy loving arse#also now that i have regained my ao3 login#i will get to answering the beautiful comments i've gotten during my 'hiatus'#please just give me a while i'm socially awkward as fuck#okay time for the offline hermit bit to commence while the dread takes ahold of me#at least until tmr#oc: fine
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POV: high-fives with your best friend 💛 [inspo]
#it’s birthday weekend so I’ll be offline for a few days!!#hope y’all have a lovely rest of July ☀️#also splitsabers this is 100% inspired by your high five photo so I linked the original version#star wars jedi survivor#jedi survivor#bd 1#cal kestis#Star Wars#photomode
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Long hair for the tall lanky guy with glasses. Too pretty. Now he's unstoppable. Etho WILL have his daily sandwich.
#the oc-fication of etho#he wears glasses irl btw#i draw etho fairly cute most times but i want you guys to know this ikemen version is actually how i see him in my mind#the offline version of him i mean#but also not really because i hate speculating#etho is etho#scarf outfit/maskless is like k.ks=skea#ethoslab#hermitblr#hermitcraft#mcyt#my art
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Did you know?
They hid a naked Vaas in one of the promotional screenshots for Far Cry 3.
Can you find him?

I didn’t edit the image above; it used to be on the old official Far Cry 3 website and Ubisoft shared it on social media a few years ago.
#happy 12th anniversary!#(answer in 24h)#'the first time somebody told me that... I don’t know I thought they were bullshiting me'#turns out they weren’t#it was here on tumblr but unfortunately I can’t find the post now#whoever you are shout-out to you for discovering this#if anyone remembers who pointed that out please send me the post and I’ll reblog it!#far cry 3#vaas montenegro#the original far cry 3 website is now offline#with the wayback machine you can still see the page with the thumbnails but the full-size images don’t seem to work anymore#I remember checking at the time and can confirm the screenshot already looked like this though#except the website version didn’t have the logo I believe
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this random detail in the silent film version of poto is interesting
it makes me wonder if this is a holdover from the original, pre-whitewashed cut and was supposed to imply that the daroga is maybe renting box 5 for erik. there are other interpretations of whose name this could be of course (chief of which being erik is using a pseudonymn), but idk, it's a fun idea! it would align with what the film was doing using the daroga as a red herring for the phantom, and their original connection before the whitewashing happened
#screaming into the void#poto#poto 1925#how do i even tag this particular version of erik uhhh#lon chaney erik#erik the phantom#ledoux#the daroga#nadir khan#and for fun:#pharoga#promise: only one more poto post for the day after this and then i am DONE i am getting offline and i am going to WRITE. and brush my teeth
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[INFOMERCIAL GUY VOICE] THATS RIGHT, REAL FAKE WATER!
something bc i wanted to replace the stock water for my TOOL build of spice district but rugs wouldnt cut it
three colors - blue, tropical blue, and third impact under rocks at 4444 dollar
its literally just a plane with a scrolling texture - it can be scaled and and rotated using TOOL (which is its ideal use)
feel free to tex edit or whatever but dont paywall its literally a two triangle plane
free dl below readmore, sfs only bc i cant be assed up to load to patreon rn
bababooey
#ts4#sims 4#sims 4 cc#ts4cc#my cc#cc#also u can tile it#also i havent tested with dx11 or newest game version bc im playing in offline mode so. godspeed
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falling asleep is so hard when 'its tv time' is blasting in your head and when u close your eyes tenna is doing his little dance in there.
#fuck it up mr tenna though fuck it uppppppp. obsessed w/ that guy obsessed#deltarune spoilers#i wish i was better at the rock minigame i wanna S-rank the difficult version of that song so bad. but also ow my fingers#hi btw still technically offline just dropping by to vaguely mark my branrotenna (new awesome term i just made up) era
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I'll miss this game so much, along with the True Order! 💜
I've been playing for a while now, and the story, stunning art and wonderful characters really had stolen my heart! 🥲💜 I'm devastated that it's all ending here, but at least we have fan creations to keep the community going! Thanks everyone ☺️
#I'm adopting Merry as my OC#so heartbreaking that they can just pull the plug like that 💔#at least we get the offline version 🥲#hoping for offline main story cloudgardens and old events 🙏#do you think we'll get the chance to grab old outfits too?#Faust and Wispy 🥲💔💔#gahh#alchemy stars#jenji rambles#jenji screenshots#jenji gifs#Faust#True Order
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I'm not taking the news about Nier: Reincarnation well - A Moodboard
#nier reincarnation#yui rambles#we can only hope they release an offline version at some point#so that people dont miss the tons and tons and tons of lore and characters they made for this#but the fact that all i can do is hope for that#makes me mad
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Two 'Tale of Food' servers are closing (Global, SG/MY) and I'm,,,not about it to say the least
#enski is a dork#tale of food#like...mAN#the tiredness of trying to play when it was just the CN and TW servers is starting to resurface#aaAAUUGHH C'MON#can we please just burn complete games to discs or put them on flashdrives#also how the FRICK is it possible to not get mango pomelo sago on 3 servers?????#anyway i just want to keep my mobile games in some form#i want the stories to live on#at least with dankira i own the manga and can reinstall the offline version#and pocket camp complete exists#but i can't play last period again#or dream fest#SIGHS anyway anywave anywho#i have grinding to do before late march
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With it hitting EoS soon me and my wife poked around Alchemy Stars to save our accounts for the offline/archived version and man, while a lot of their later designs got pretty meh that game had some TRUE bangers
This one nearly killed Ave on impact, thank god for Telson’s art
Badass alien/symbiote lady?? This goes hard
LESTER MY GIRL LESTER!!!!
I’ve already yelled about the cool ass hazmat skunk lady before (I still want to kidnap her into AK) but the outfit was new to me! I love it and SHE KEPT HER MASK!!!!
Speaking of masks Michael is still an incredible all timer of a design, a ballistic missile targeting my ass specifically. Never takes off the mask and is mute save for a mental link with the mc, sick as hell
She also got a new outfit since I’d finished playing and
Ough
#this isn’t all my faves#Sharona Hiiro Reinhardt Wrath etc#some really incredible looks that just got kinda generic later on#I’m glad they are giving the offline version but I’m not surprised it couldn’t keep going#AND JONA!!!! god what a good design
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and now, something silly. still artfight though.
BitzyMouse (@bitzymouse) basically adopted this guy at some point, so naturally i had to pay homage and draw bitzy's version of him :3
meanwhile this version of dundotten has clearly been spending a little too much time in the filter-less offline dimension. oops?
#artfight 2024#club penguin#there has been some lore developments post-closure lmfao....#my penguin is basically a split timeline character now - there are multiple versions of them#this is the one who stayed on CPI (offline mode) and kinda grew a little unhinged from years' worth of total isolation. yes.#anyways SORRY the artfightposting grinded to a halt for a little bit here#life gets in the way as always
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so apparently pocket camp is shutting down and they're replacing it with an offline version you just pay for once and then have forever and man maybe this is wishful thinking but if in the new one you can access all the limited time & paid items with just bells or something then I'll probably get back into pocket camp. I wouldn't pay full game price for it probably, but I'd pay up to like $45. I'd pay 3DS game prices.
#the way the announcement is worded. we are 'developing' an offline version#like it might just be you transfer your save data and that's that you just play with whatever you have#but if I can get NEW stuff that was previously pay walled or time locked?#events could be rerun by putting them on a preset schedule instead of having to be online#I know it's like 7 years of events so they probably can't do all of them every year#but I'm sure they could find a way for them to rotate out based on calendar date just like the mainline games#nintendo you have a chance to get one more cash grab out of the people who refused to interact with your microtransactions
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Genuinely surprised by people who love mobile games in general not understanding that the impermanence of them due to EoS and app store removal is a feature, not a bug, of the entire premise of many to most them.
Even the non-live service ones often eventually stop being supported because mobile devices get new OS updates and the old stuff isn't being maintained and updated for compatibility.
#I say this as a person who has enjoyed various mobile games and currently plays several casually#Like they're going to either be shut down or enshittified to the point they're not worth engaging with anymore#These are almost inevitable sadly#I also mean this specifically people who claim to be into mobile gaming like as a whole#Rather than somebody dealing with their first EoS or something#I've seen enough die and even have their offline versions yanked that i can't become invested anymore
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