#oh the homework guy is warren btw

[maxthesillyy]

got bored last night and put too much effort into some incorrect textposts. or incorrect quotes? i dont really know actually. bone apple teeth 🎊🎉

[fiberglassandflowers]

Ramona and Dr sunshine ALSO is Dr sunshine still one of Warren's old friends from her previous identities

ok so i didnt answer this the other day because. homework. but i can answer it now yippee. also this may not make any sense so bear with me

also the answer to the second question is in fact yes i just havent thought about it a lot. they do know each other though

this is all soooooo so so so barebones i havent thought about this enough. but anyway. i think it would be funny if ramona and sunshine were like. figuring out some end of the world shit. honestly i have no clue where the idea for this even came from but i think i heard "and if dreams can come true what does that say about nightmares" and thought "haha wow wouldn't it be so crazy if sunshine had like apocalyptic prophetic dreams..... woaw...."

and also the fact that sunny isnt totally like. human. like shes humanoid and all but it's like if an alien was also just some guy. like a celestial ford prefect if that makes any sense

so yeah ramonas a little freak about like. all of this. she kind of treats her like a test subject which honestly! not cool girl it has feelings! but ramona's kind of too caught up in her research about the possible world ending disaster to consider that at the same time so uhhh. whoops!

anyway i don't know if the end of the world stuff is actually real but i think its funny how everyone else's active plotline is like "i went to therapy today" while ramona's is like "STOPPING THE END OF THE WORLD WITH A CELESTIAL BEING?!?!? [REAL] [NOT CLICKBAIT] [WE BOTH CRIED]"

also a lot of this is subject to change btw its just an idea i had for what their deal could be eye dee kay

also go listen to the song phanta by le tigre because that was also partly inspo el oh el

[tomhiddelstonandzaynmalik]

"Dating Warren would include" HC

Note: just a 2AM blurb about our fav winged boi. btw I'm pretty sure it's awfully written but idgaf bc it's way to late to proof read it.

Enjoy ✨

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Warren is the most touch-starved person ever to exist.

He would turn into putty for you and you only.

Srsly, he loooooveeees having your hands all over him.

Playing with this golden locks you adore so much.

Kissing his forehead, his cheek or any other part.

Kissing him all together!!!

Even if it's just holding his hand, it doesn't matter this man loves every single chance he gets to feel your touch.

Problem is, he is also Mr. tough guy! So he wouldn't be the biggest of fans for PDA.

After all your man has a reputation to look after.

If you're out with the gang he would let you hold his hand or he would place a protective wing around you

Nothing more

People thinks your relationship is the least romantic one ever.

Those fools!

Once your alone your BigBadassScaryBoyfriend turns into the neediest baby ever.

Like, if your reading or busy doing homework he would just lay his head down on your lap for you to play with his hair

He will absolutely fall asleep like that

Talking about sleep

It's heavy.

Bc of his wings, the only position comfortable for him is on his stomach.

Wouldn't stop him from wanting you close to him tho.

He would always have you underneath his wing

With an arm wrapped around you

Not the best idea for a hot summer night bc of how hot it can get under those his wings

Really!!!!!

Not like you mind.

You love sleeping with Warren next to you

It's like, sleeping inside a cacoon

It's warm and it's quiet and it's only you two!!!!!!!

Did I mention kisses?!?!

This man is the biggest kisser there is

And the bestttt

No, really every kiss leaves you all flustered and breathing heavily

Would also get him all blushed and with a foolish grinn

Passionate kisses on the rooftop where you won't be interrupted

Longing kisses whenever you wake up and leave for classes

Soft and tender when you're cuddling or after he wakes up from a nightmare

Those are bittersweet

The salt from his tears would get in the way

You would kiss the hollows of his eyes too

And his face entirely

Just asssshagsjsksjs he's so gorgeous and you adore him so much, why wouldn't you want to kiss his everything all the time.

Back to the sad stuff

He has had a shitty life and more nights that you woul like, he wakes up all sweaty and teary from being hunted by those past mistakes

The first time he cried In front of you he thought you'll dump his ass

Yes, your man is't so bright all the timeeee

Actually It had the complete opposite consequence

You held him in your arms and just .... Stayed like that, saying sweet nothings trying to calm him down

That's when you found his weakest spot

While you were soothing him by caressing his shoulders and arms

In the middle of his back where his wings meet

That's the spot

Warren goes crazyyyyyyy whenever you massage that place

His wings are gigantic meaning he gets gigantic back pains

Special where those angelic beauties come out from his back

But no, srsly massage that place and you'll have The Angel Of Death at your knees

Btw talking about wings

You are the only living being that can get close to them

He's proud of his wings!!!! His most prized possession

But then he lost them and got his horseman ones and then he got them back thanks to Hank

AND HE WOULD RIPPED OFF ANYONE'S HEAD IF THEY DARE TO TOUCHED THEM.

For reallllllll!

He would be death if he lost his white feathery wings again

So he's incredibly jealous of them

And you

OH DEAR LORD THIS MAN GETS SO JEALOUS ALL THE TIME

Not like crazy psycho jealous

He trusts you and he knows you'll never do anything to hurt him

But your pretty good looking yourself

Which causes many men to want to be the one you kiss

That being said Warren during those situations would just hold you by the waist

Or wrap you with his wings

Or grab your butt for everyone to know that butt is his

Buuuuutttt if the men in question make are making you uncomfortable

You know, undressing you with their gaze or anything else like that

THOSE BITCHES ARE DEATH

He would be the one to start the fighting

Not like you'll want to stop him

You kindda enjoy it

Seeing him kick those bastard's asses has to be the hottest thin ever

But srsly HE WOULD TURN INTO A RABID DOG WHENEVER HE'LL SEE A FUCKER LIKE THOSE

Now back to the wings

Not even the gang can even poke at them or HE WILL BREAK SOMETHING

OR RATHER SOMEONE

unless it's you

He adores how much you love his wings

And with how much tenderness you touch them

You are the only one that can clean them after missions

He used to do it himself but it's a hell lots of work

And oh so hard to do, bc he can't see what he's doing so they were always somewhat dirty

Until you offered to help after you found him struggling one day

He'd made a mess all over the room

There was water and feathers all over the place

And he was lying on the ground trying real hard not to loose his shit in frustration

And you couldn't help to laugh

He looked so cuuuuteeee

He didn't like that part tho

But when you held out a hand for him to follow up to the bathroom

And cleaned his wings so deligently

He couldn't help but to love you even more

If that was even possible

After all he's just a big beautiful, hot-headed bird

But a bird nonetheless

And many birds mate for life

Like swans

And crows

And Warren Worthington III

Yup you heard me right

Your man is in for the long rideeeee

There is no way in hell you'll get rid of him

Ever.

And let's be honest you wouldn't have it any other way

You love him with all your heart!!!!!

And he loves you with all of his!!!!