#ohh i hate tagging mine art!

[mercysstray]

my turn with the trend!! my turn !!!

[schrodingers-romy]

Allow me to have one (1) little bitch hater moment in the tags of this post...scroll if you don't care ig

[fatuifucker]

third stream: desire for approval

[art cr: kuroume_1024 on twt]

bratty trans! streamer! scaramouche x dom fem-sex reader (they/them pronouns used for reader)

SUMMARY = how far would you go for attention?

WARNINGS = please view the sucker series masterlist for the full warnings! smut, penetration (reader giving), brat taming, asphyxiation, boobplay, use of the word “cunt”, use of pet name "angel" + "cumslut" + similar language, scara has nipple and navel piercings, womb tattoo, lingerie, self-sexualisation, codependence, unhealthy relationship, suicide ideation, self-harm, gender dysphoria, transphobia, attempted self-mutilation, implied domestic abuse

W/C = 2.6k

A/N = my word count is getting higher and higher be proud of me!! i was actually intending on writing a valentine's fic instead but uh ig you can take this as the late valentine's day fic instead lol. this may be my last x reader for a while for i would like to focus on more character x character. there are some zines im interested in participating and i want to have fics that i can use for my portfolio bc i don't think character x readers do good for zines lol oh yeah also little shoutout to the usernames featured in scara's stream!!

TAGS = @midnxght-sweet-time, @barbatosfavouritenun, @edenialucas, @huboi, @nejibot, @yumixxn, @teallapril

P-chan should be cute, pretty, handsome. Appearance-wise, they are perfect. Their gender doesn't matter but I want someone with a body like mine. I don't like nuisances so they have to be calm and collected. They have to be rational so they can comfort me and stop me from making impulsive decisions.

I want them to be independent but not too independent. They'll need me to command them like a pet. Maybe like a bunny? They could be that innocent-looking type but is secretly horny for me hehe. I'll have to work out the details later. But it's fine even if they are unsure about their personality. People like that tend to rely on the self-assured more. Maybe I could even dress up in the clothes I can't wear.

They won't be able to live without me.

—

“Ohh…it’s soh gud,” Scara moans, her tongue trailing up the melting popsicle before sucking on it. “Mmm…I might get addicted...”

The stream chat floods with comments; majority of it being provocative remarks. Just the reaction she intended. Although Scara hates to be sexualised by her fans, she knows that suggestive content rakes up the viewer count the fastest.

Almost halfway to a month, yet she hasn’t even reached half a million yet. She doesn’t have much time so even if that means that she has to whore herself like this…

“Mmm it’s sticking all over my fingers…” Scara licks the vanilla cream off her fingers, exaggerating her noises as she continues sucking on the popsicle. “It’s a good thing I took off my gloves. Or else it would have been allll over me.”

cauldron-of-anon: you know what else is creamy and drips all over

eunchaeluvr: I LOVE ICE CREAM

bubiblossom: god Im so happy I was born

cinshaberu: big…

leefrfr: that looks good

yourmomsucksme: YESYESYESYESYES

vermillionbun: THANK YOU SCARA

Scara giggles as she licks a strip up the popsicle. Hm, but it’s about time she ended the stream. All this sugary sweet stuff is cloying…ugh. She finishes the popsicle sensually and cleans her hands with a wet wipe.

“Thank you for the meal, it was delicious. I have to meet up with a friend so I’ll respond to the superchats another time.” Scara blows a kiss, mouse hovering over the ‘end stream’ button. “So long suckers!”

—

You’ve reached another milestone today. It’s funny how the other day, both you and Kunihiko were worried about his stagnancy. Today, he has surpassed 50k subscribers. Since this genre of streams garners the most viewers, maybe it’s okay to ask him to do more sexy streams. Probably not too much though. You don’t want Scara to come out as just another female streamer selling her body for clout. Conspiracy theories seem to do well…that goes for her ‘Scara Tries Things’ series. You’ll have to make her work harder these upcoming days, especially since she’s been slacking off lately. You’ve been trying not to push Kuni too hard but—

You blink as your phone is snatched away from you. “You’re still doing work?”

“Yes, that’s my job as your producer.” You stare at Kuni.

Your boyfriend scowls, grabbing your forearm. “Right now I need you to do your job as my partner.”

You don’t make any effort to resist as Kuni drags you like a ragdoll, grunting when he tosses you onto the bed. You sit there, waiting for Kuni to finish changing and give you your orders for the night. In the meantime, you occupy yourself by looking around.

Kuni didn’t have any requests for a themed room so you chose a classy one. The room was laden with rich reds and blacks, a jacuzzi and a drawer stocked with condoms, lube, all the essentials. In truth, it looked like any expensive hotel room, except that the fee for this one was much cheaper that any 5 star hotel. The good thing about love hotels is that they are soundproof — meaning Kuni is going to make you fuck him all night so he can savour the experience of moaning as loud as he wants without alerting the neighbours. Speaking of which, he wanted you to wear something, didn’t he? It should be the one on the table…

Unveiling the contents of the paper bag reveals an angel-themed lingerie set. The bodysuit is made out of fine white satin, decorated with ribbons at the shoulder straps, tulle around the hips, and etched with cloud patterns. Matching the set of white ribbon garters are sheer cloud-covered unattached sleeves that look like it extends past your elbows, looping around the middle finger to partially cover the top of your hands and leaving the rest bare. Without batting an eye, you shed your clothes off and dress yourself in the gifted outfit.

“Are you done?” Kuni calls from the bathroom after a few minutes.

“Yes.”

You sit on the bed, watching as your boyfriend exit the bathroom. A devilish grin rests on his carmine-lined lips as he sashays in black stilettos. He’s dressed head to toe in black leather — from the bodysuit, to the arm sleeves and stockings — but the bodysuit specifically emits a sort of polychromatic glow, shifting to a shimmering purple under the fluorescent light. The whole outfit hugs his body tight, squeezing his body in certain areas that pulls attention to the exposed skin spilling out his thighs and his chest… Your gaze darts back to his eyes, heart thumping upon realising that he is right in front of you.

Kuni chuckles. “What? You embarrassed?” He takes your hand, placing it on his chest. “Don’t be. I wore this just for you, you know?” Entranced, your eyes follow the movements of his other hand, watching as he unzips the zip on his waist, pushing down the waistband to display the pink, heart-shaped tattoo on his pelvis; resembling those typical womb tattoos you see in hentai. “You’re my sweet, obedient angel. And you’re going to reward this naughty succubus for working so hard for the both of us.” Kuni shoves you down on the bed, letting you sit in your state of shock as he purrs into your ear. "Get your toys. They are on the bedside table."

Sure enough, there's your bullet vibrator and buttplug; the ones Kuni asked you to bring today. You turn the motor to its maximum speed, goosebumps all over your skin as it makes contact with your sex. Next goes the plug, which you make sure to lubricate before inserting it into your puckered hole. When you lift your head, Kuni’s stinging violet gaze is locked upon you, a smirk on his carmine lips as he plays with his covered clit. You immediately turn your attention down, removing his underwear with hurried fingers and latching onto the swollen bub.

Soft thighs wrap around your head as your tongue switches its focus on his leaky cunt. Juices drip all over your tongue as you dive into him, eating him like a gourmet buffet. The whir of the vibrator reverberates off the insulated walls, rousing the fire in your groin that stupefies you into shaking your ass, savouring the sensation of your hole squeezing around the plug. Your eyes flit back up to your lover, his lust-filled eyes fixed onto you. His cunt oozes with ambrosial nectar, and you lap it up like a starved creature, goaded by his saccharine moans. A squeal reveals the arrival of his high, manicured nails digging into the sheets before vitality deserts him, leaving him laying limp on the bed.

The strained, rapid breaths becomes the only source of sound in the room once the motor is turned off. What fills the space of silence is rustling, followed by a click and then followed by a wet noise of viscous liquid. Kuni spreads his legs as your body hovers over him, a tired look on his face. He senses your hesitation.

“Don’t give that look,” he sneers. “I already gave you permission to ruin me. Unless…” he juts his bottom lip out, eyebrows lowered in a display of mockery. “you’re backing away now because you realised you can’t do it. No matter how cool, calm and controlled you think you are, I’m the one who holds dominion over you. Without my orders, you’re hopeless. You don’t know what to do because I’m the one who holds the power. Without me, you’re— ah!!”

His back arches into a crescent as the strap spears him without warning. Without giving him time to adjust, you’re grinding your hips against his, slamming the cock in and out while he cries in pleasure.

“Yes, yes, yes! Use me! Break me! Fix me! Oh god, please, please, please—!”

The force of your thrusts jostles Kuni against the bed, incandescent light shifting the polychromatic purples of his collar that just beckon you to wrap your hand around the thin neck. The added pressure around his neck makes him mewl in delight, hands guiding your free hand up his hips, past his navel piercing, and landing on his chest.

“Touch my boobs…” he rasps.

“I don’t recall giving you permission to order me around,” you say with a bite in your voice, tugging on one of his nipple piercings to make him squeak. “Do I have to punish you for your insolence?” Nonetheless, you turn your attention to his chest, peppering it with kisses and hickeys, suckling on his nipples, all to make the little brat writhe under you. 

“(Name)...” he whines. “Punish me, ruin me, I don’t care! I don’t care about anything as long as you need me— aah…think of me and no one else! Want only me, love only me, love me, love me, love— haaah~!! I’m cumming, I’m—!”

His orgasm is signified by a shower of translucent strings streaming out of his soaked cunt, essence staining the floor and sheets in splatters. Kuni wheezes for air once you release the hold on his neck, arms wrapping around you as he basks in the momentary peace.

“Are you okay? Was I too rough?”

“I…I can do it again…” he says in between breaths, pushing himself up with his elbows. “Come on, I’m your…I’m your succubus, aren’t I? You…you have to punish me…”

You shrink back. “Kuni, I really think you need a break—”

A sudden weight thrown onto you interrupts your monologue. You blink, seeing your smirking boyfriend has switched positions with you; with you now underneath him while he’s on top of you.

“Oh I’m much stronger than you think. This body is curated for you…for all of your desires and wants. So, do your worse,” He cusps your cheek, lips covering over yours. “and dig in.”

Kuni kisses you with fervour, determined to infect you with his lust. An unwelcome sense of unease churns instead.

—

The sharp pain makes Kuni's body tingle with adrenaline, foggy eyes watching scarlet sanguine spill out the wound. His chest rises and falls as he pants, shaking fingers bringing the bloodied blade to slash an untouched portion on his wrist. He lets the high consume him, a penumbra that suppresses the emotional turmoil threatening to boil over the messed up pot that is him. Yet that high is all-consuming, and it begs for more. Cloudy indigos flit up to the mirror, a blurry figure reflecting back his ugly existence and that ugly chest that proves of his inferiority as a man.

"Cut your hair? But you’re the most beautiful with long hair."

"Where did you get those shorts? A pretty girl like you should wear dresses."

"Why does she dress like that?”

"Huh? But…you’re a girl."

Shut up, shut up.

”Kuniko, do you really think that anyone in this world will accept you as a boy?”

Shut up, shut up, shut up shut up shut up—

"Do you want to bleed out?"

Kuni ignores the way his raised hand trembles, grumbling as he glares at the person standing by the door. "Wasn't intending to. But if I die from blood loss, it wouldn’t be a bad thing either."

"I would be upset." You take a step forward, stopping when he inches the razor closer to his chest. "You know, if you wanted to get rid of them, we could always visit a professional. Surgery would be safer–"

“Do you think I give a shit about my safety?!” Kuni screams, beads of tears pouring like a waterfall. “I want to die! I don’t want to exist anymore, why don’t you get it?!”

“What makes you think that I don’t?”

“You…you…” Kuni swallows, his dry mouth making speech a burden.

“Maybe I don’t want to live either," You say. "but I still want you to survive.”

Kuni laughs dryly. “How selfish of you.”

“How ironic of you of all people to say that."

He doesn’t respond to that.

“I need you just as much as you need me. We can’t survive without each other.”

“I know.”

“I’m here because you want me to stop you. You want me to make you feel better.”

“...Yes.”

“How do you want me to do that?"

“...Hold me."

A trace of warmth swathes him; barely there but still enough. Kuni leans against the cold wall, quiet sobs echoing through the tiny room, caged in this claustrophobic space. The air is cold and suffocating, but he knows it will be okay because you’re here. It will be okay, because (Name) is here. (Name) is always with me. (Name) can never leave me. He closes his eyes, letting your gentle scent waft into his nose. He takes apart the scent: an amalgamation of lavender, sandalwood and sage, like the aromatherapy candles he lights. If he focuses, he can feel your warm, calming breaths brushing against his ear, reminding him that you’re there. You’ll always be there for him, and nothing will change that. It takes a while but slowly, his breaths even out, settling into a steady cadence.

You let go of him. His eyes are fixed on the floor.

“Are you okay?” You ask, caressing his dishevelled locks.

His gaze doesn’t leave the floor. “I can handle more than this.”

The sound of muffled shouting interrupts the quiet conversation. Kuni winces, looking at the direction of the disturbance. He recognises the voices but tunes out the repetitive string of words, palms cupping his ears while his back slides down the wall. The voices get louder and louder, accompanied by clashes of porcelain and the collide of wood against other household objects. He doesn’t register that he’s shaking until the familiar warmth surrounds him again.

“Let’s watch KAngel.”

—

[You received a text from Kuniku<3!]

Kuniku<3: (name)

Kuniku<3: ur asleep right?

Kuniku<3: couldnt sleep so i went out for a walk lol

Kuniku<3: i brought along the switchblade u bought me

Kuniku<3: in case a perv wants to catch a case hehe

[Kuniku<3 is typing…]

Kuniku<3: hey

Kuniku<3: you know i hate being alone right?

Kuniku<3: whenever you leave me for too long

Kuniku<3: im afraid that you realised you dont need me after all

Kuniku<3: i have to rely on you

Kuniku<3: but do you still need me?

Kuniku<3: or do i have to make you depend on me more?

[Kuniku<3 is typing…]

Kuniku<3: i want to disappear

Kuniku<3: i want to die

[Message Deleted]

Kuniku<3: hope my favourite cumslut got a good rest <3

Kuniku<3: i’ve been doing a good job right? sooo u will give me a break right?

Kuniku<3: i took the liberty of picking date ideas so what do u wanna do??

[Your answer]

[crazybutgood]

20 fic writer questions~

I'm procrastinating and feverish and in pain, so I figured I'd distract myself and finally do this,, thanks for the tag lovelies @the-francakes (x) @lumosatnight (x) and @orange-peony (x)

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

44 including origami, fics, a mixture of those (all mine and also collabs), and podfics

2. What’s your total AO3 word count?

Noo this would be a bitch to calculate

3. What fandoms do you write for?

I used to write for the HP fandom

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

You Light Me Up

I Just Want You to Know (collab with @sugareey-makes-stuff)

Language of Love

[FIC & ART] Heart on Your Sleeve

Kuch Meetha Ho Jaaye

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

I try!! But I often fail. Reasons: Partially sometimes I get overwhelmed and/or am too shy and dk what to say, but mostly it's because I am so so incredibly burned out

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Damn,, idt I have one. I do HEAs! At least in fics, and so far

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

All are happy I think,, and omg how does one quantify and compare happiness?

8. Do you get hate on fics?

Not yet

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

Nope! Like reading it, actually incapable of writing it

10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?

I haven't! Idk if I will! There is one published novel one that I want to read tho omg ;-; ok sorry going off track

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

I sure hope not :') But to my knowledge no

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Nope

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Yeah with Krissy! Linked in question 4. We didn't even know it was each other haha cos it was an anonymous epistolary exchange but ye it was fun

14. What’s your all time favourite ship?

Don't ask me that!! There's lots of ships to love, and idh the same ride or die (or any, tbh) feeling for my previously main one anymore. Goes to show that it just changes with time (maybe this current answer will too!)

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

SIKE I don't start things I know I won't finish (involves an elaborate planning procedure, ask @getawayfox ) and once I start them I push through it even if I have to drag myself crying (I'm insane I know)

16. What are your writing strengths?

I love writing dialogue, and some people have told me it's nice, so I shall go with that!

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

Ohh loads I reckon,, I'm going to stick to sharing run on sentences and can't write long plots. Cos I have to do lots of academic writing and copywriting, and that's going pretty steady, so idw to break that and spiral by thinking too much about this :') esp cos idh much time and energy to write fiction rn

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

Yes if done right! Like you do things to make sure you don't throw off those who don't know that language and like make it part of the flow. And/Or footnotes! I've done dialogue in Hindi in my fics, and I've written an entire one in a script play format in Hindi too for @curlyy-hair-dont-care

19. First fandom you wrote for?

HP

20. Favourite fic you’ve written?

Listen :') I have mixed feelings about my writing, so I genuinely can't answer this

Tagging @andithiel @curlyy-hair-dont-care if you wanna do this, and anyone else who hasn't and wants to as well!!

[xxrainbow-princessxx]

Odds and Probabilities- Leo x Isabella (N*FW, 🍋)

This fic is for Day 25 of the CFWC Kinktober Challenge

Day 25: Role Play | Talk Dirty | Scratching

The words used in bold are included in this fanfic. Please only read if you are comfortable with the subject matter and also you are 18+. PSA completed.

TW: In this fic we will be discussing teacher/student RP, if this is not something you are into, please do not read ☺️

Tagging: @drakewalkerfantasy @itslaniquelove @kingliam2019 @kimmiedoo5 @mom2000aggie @lorirwritesfanfic @lorircreates @hopefulmoonobject @rafasgirl23415 @texaskitten30 @rainbowsinthestorm @desireepow-1986 @speedyoperarascalparty @liam-rhys @choicesficwriterscreations

All under the jump!! ❤️❤️

“Come on...” Isabella bit down onto her plump lower lip nervously waiting for Leo to pick up. The Crown Prince of Cordonia was sat in the Palace’s theatre room watching his beloved Sports Center. Portavira FC were in the playoffs and Leo had more than just glory and bragging rights at play; the next goal would determine everything. He placed a €200,000 bet on 50/2 odds that Portavira scoring three goals in the first half of the game. He edged closer and closer to the end of his seat as the midfielder pushed past the defence ignoring his phone as it vibrated beside him. As that ball crossed the goal line, Leo thought he had just came, leaning back the blonde Cordonian ran his fingers through his hair with a groan, Portavira was in the championship game and he had a nice payout of €5.2 million to collect. The Crown Prince was well known to have an addictive personality, that also included the art of gambling and he was good at it. Finally picking up his phone, Leo took a deep breath to calm himself down before calling Isabella back, “What’s up kitten?”, hearing the petite brunette sigh, Leo’s brow furrowed, “Is everything ok?” Isabella’s shoulders lowered, “Not really... I need your help with something if you’re not busy...” Leo’s sea green eyes briefly checked how long was left of the match but shaking his head, he couldn’t let her down, “Yeah, yeah... come on over...”

Leo leaned against the doorframe in his dark navy waistcoat and tight bootcut jeans as Isabella was formally announced with a mischievous grin plastered across his face, “And Crown Princess... what can I do for you this wonderful evening?” she was quiet which puzzled him before quietly whispering to her out of earshot of the staff. “Kitten... what’s the matter?” Rolling her eyes to the left to meet his, she looked slightly ashamed as she asked, “Can you teach me how to play poker?” Leo bit down on his lip trying so hard not to chuckle as Isabella slapped his arm, “Leo... it’s not funny! It’s unbecoming! But... I have an idea of what I have to do...” The Crown Prince began to shake his head, “Why the hell do you want to know how to gamble?” Isabella awkwardly scratched her arm, her glistening dark chocolate brown eyes sparkled as she spoke, “It’s a poker tournament for a Laurentian Charity and...” her voice went a little more quiet, “I don’t want to look like a fucking idiot.... plus...” she began to sigh, “Max will be there so I don’t want to give him the satisfaction...” Leo raised his brow with interest, he hated Max Rodríguez even more than Isabella did and to wipe the smug look off of his face, he’d be more than happy to teach the Laurentian Crown Princess, “Follow me...” he winked, “I have an idea...”

Isabella expected Leo to bring her to one of the men’s drawing rooms where decks of cards were stashed away but, taken aback, her brow furrowed, “the governess’ room?” Leo chuckled as he walked forward, taking off the dust sheets from the blackboard, “Sit down and learn kitten... it’s not always just about the cards in the deck” picking up a piece of chalk he began to write up equations on the blackboard, Isabella sat back mesmerised as he spoke, “There are three basic principles of Poker... definite probabilities, expected value and volatility index... poker is dependent on sample spaces or the total number of outcomes...” the chalk tapped the board as he continued, “Four of a kind will have a potential probability of 0.000240 but to have a royal flush, the probably drops further to around 0.00000154...” Crossing her toned legs, the Laurentian Princess pulled on the hem of her Chanel mini dress to straighten it’s material as she stared ahead, Leo had her full attention as he turned to her, throwing up the little piece of chalk and catching it as he grinned enthusiastically, “Simple combinatorial calculus kitten...” quietly Isabella sighed to herself, trying desperately to hide the blush across her cheeks and pulling on the hem of her dress awkwardly feeling her core beginning to yearn for his touch. How the hell was she so turned on right now? 

Isabella walked up towards the board as Leo pulled out the chair on the edge of the governess’ desk sitting back and putting his feet up on the table. Her head tilted as the Crown Princess tried to make sense of everything in front of her, taking the chalk, she began to modify the equation. Leo licked his lower lip watching her ass jiggle as Isabella walked side by side in her mini dress. Playfully he teased her, “I really hope beautiful you don’t dress like that to go to class...” Isabella immediately turned to glare at the chuckling Crown Prince, “The last time I checked, what I wear is none of your concern...” raising his brow, Leo pursed his lips slightly, “No complaints here kitten from where I’m sitting... if anything, I just feel sorry for everyone else there...” he cooed lowering his legs from the table, “I’d never let you leave the classroom...” Isabella handed Leo back the chalk, “Ohh... is that right Professor Rys? You show me how to do one thing and you think you know everything?” Seductively the Crown Prince winked at the petite brunette, “Ohhh just for that I should give you a detention...” Bending down to his level, Isabella met Leo’s sparkling sea green eyes that stared up at her, “Is that a promise?” she purred, teasing him back.

Leo began to chuckle, smugly smiling up towards the Laurentian Princess, his fingers began to twist around her long chestnut hair that cascaded down Isabella’s shoulders, “I can’t believe you kept this dirty little secret from me beautiful... and to think...” he playfully huffed, “I’ve taught you many... many...” his fingers let go of her hair, moving gently across to her lips, “...things...” as Leo’s index finger danced upon her plump lower lip, Isabella’s breath hitched at the sheer thought, sighing breathlessly in response to his touch. “What am I going to have to do with you kitten, huh?” Leo pouted before he lessened the space between them, his lips caressing the side of her elegant neck as he mumbled into her skin, “Let’s see what else I can teach you...” his fingers began to trace over the goosebumps appearing on her arms before holding onto her curved waist, his fingers slowly and sensually dragging up the hem of her dress, “Gambling isn’t just probabilities though...” his hand began to caress her thigh, slowly moving up to her wetness, “You need to use all of your senses...” his fingers barely touched her already wet sensitive clit through her lace panties before Isabella elicited a wanting moan. Leo continued with a devilish grin spreading across his face, “smell, sight, hearing, touch... and...” he placed his finger that rested against Isabella’s lip, “taste...”

Allowing his bottom lip to pass through his teeth, Leo groaned as the petite Princess did as she was told, licking his finger dutifully tasting herself  “That’s it kitten...” he growled, “Come here!” immediately his arms wrapped around her thighs pulling the Laurentian beauty onto his lap to face him. He looked into her wanton eyes with a smirk and slowly exaggerated his speech, “Show me how much you want me to fuck you...” Isabella didn’t speak as her hips began to rock back and forth, grinding against the Crown Prince. Her arms crossed over as she caught either side of her dress, pulling the Chanel outfit over her head and dropping it to the ground exposing her ample bosom, still held inside a black, lace bra. Leo’s kisses were urgent as his lips grazed across her décolletage before nestling his face between her breasts. Greedily, the Crown Prince pulled down the cup of her bra, exposing her nipple as he took it into his mouth, teasing her as he dragged it past his teeth, his sea green eyes flickered to a shade of emerald as he caught the Princess sighing, his lips puckered, slowly letting her nipple out of his mouth as Leo tilted Isabella’s chin towards him, “Watching someone closely... you can sense what’s going to happen next...” his left hand caught her panties, pulling them to the side as Isabella continued to rock her hips back and forth, “The slightest change in someone’s expression...” he began to caress her aching clit as his low, gravelly, commanding voice continued, “... will let you know everything about your opponent... may that be a fucking amazing hand at poker, or watching you nearly riding my fingers wanting that extra little bit of...” Leo plunged his finger deep instead of Isabella, “attention...”

Isabella reached out to hold the back of the chair as Leo continued to thrust his fingers inside of her, “That’s it kitten... bounce up and down for me...” with his spare hand, Leo fixed his glasses relishing the sight before him, “It’s about getting what we want...” he sighed, “ascertaining strengths and weaknesses... and yours my darling is...” Leo took his fingers from the Crown Princess’ soaking wet pussy immediately stopping her pleasure, “...being my little kitten...” Leo beckoned her closer with a menacing smile, “... and you are mine... now...” he groaned picking up the chalk towards Isabella’s face as he raised his brow “... Since you were rude earlier... Teacher is going to make you do a detention...” Isabella stared at the chalk, then towards Leo slightly confused, “Go over to that chalkboard...” he growled at her, watching as Isabella shimmied herself from his lap and made her way towards the farthest chalkboard as Leo commanded, it was a little lower than the rest of the boards Quickly, the Crown Prince stripped his clothing grinning as Isabella stood in nothing but her lace panties and louboutin heels patiently waiting for his next instruction, dutifully holding the chalk in her left hand.

Leo’s tall, broad muscular body towered over the Crown Princess as he finally stood behind her, his hard length pressing against her back. Taking the chalk from her, Leo wrote out two probability calculations in front of the Crown Princess before this thumbs spelt began to pull her panties down, “Play a little game with your teacher Beautiful...” he cooed, “You got to answer both of those before you can cum...” helping her step out of her panties, Leo perched himself between her legs. Whilst Isabella picked up the chalk, Leo began to kiss her stomach, moving lower until he slowly kissed her aching core. Flattening his tongue, he teased her sensitive nub. Isabella bit down on her lip instantly, trying her hardest not to cry out and to concentrate on the first problem as Leo slowly sucked her throbbing clit into his mouth. The Laurentian beauty’s hand shook, quivering to the Crown Prince’s touch jumping slightly as he pushed a finger past her entrance. Isabella could feel her balance going as she stood tall in her five inch heels, when trying to write the number nine, it squiggled a little nearly looking like an eight. Leo looked up at her grinning whilst his spare hand gripped around his hard, thick, uncut cock, slowly stroking himself before he pushed into her another finger and picked up the pace.

Isabella cried out, the feeling of being full whilst Leo flicked his tongue against her sensitive nerve endings nearly pushed her over the edge, “Remember Miss Sánchez...” Leo mumbled, “You can only cum when I say so...” The Crown Princess’ dark chocolate brown eyes rolled into the back of her head as she reached out, grabbing onto Leo’s sandy blonde hair, “2,598,960...” she cried out finishing the first calculation to work out how many distinct hands there were in poker, almost panting as Leo slowly removed his mouth and fingers from her soaking wet core. Crawling from between her legs, Leo caressed her exposed thighs,  kissing up her stomach, between her breasts before they met the petite brunette’s lips, “You taste like honey kitten...” he groaned smiling, “Now why don’t you try to answer the other one...” Isabella’s eyes rolled to the left, studying what was written in front of her until she felt Leo pull her hips backward slightly as he manoeuvred behind her, “I think the first one was too easy...” he pressed the tip of his cock against her wetness, slowly pushing his length inside, growling at how tight her entrance was. Bucking his hips back and forth, Leo clenched his teeth. With each thrust he could feel the Crown Princess tightening around his engorged member. Isabella reached out, gripping onto the side of the board to keep herself balanced as she tried to write down the answer, the standard deviation was the square root of the variance; Isabella moaned out loudly calling out the Crown Prince by name, “Leo...” she cried, her breathing heavy. Leo twisted her hair in his hand, pulling Isabella back up slightly as his broad, muscular frame towered over the petite brunette, “Nearly there kitten...” he groaned, “You know you want to please your teacher and cum all over his cock, don’t you?”

Isabella felt the urge surging through her body, quickly finishing the answer Sqr(5496) = 74.135bb/100. The Laurentian Crown Princess barely was able to finish the last zero as the chalk fell out of her hand, Leo growled loudly, thrusting as hard as he could into her, the sound of their two bodies coming together echoed through the empty room with Leo’s strong arms wrapping around the tiny Princess holding her tightly as she fell forward with exhaustion. Isabella barely could manage a giggle as Leo’s beard titled her with each peppered kiss against her neck, “Well that was a fun lesson...” he winked at her, “If my classes were like that, I probably would have turned up...” Shimmying back on her dress Isabella rolled her eyes, “Any excuse...” she coyly smiled, “Did you see where my...” Leo held up his hand, her panties dangling from his index finger, “You looking for these?” with a chuckle. “Hey!” Isabella tried to snatch them back, “Give them back...” Leo’s eyes narrowed filled with mischief as he put her panties into his jeans pocket, “Last lesson of tonight... you always gotta remember, the house always wins in the long run kitten....” Weeks later, Isabella was in one of her economics lectures, “Miss Sánchez...”her professor roughly barked at her, “Are you paying attention?!” Isabella shook her head from her daydream, “Get up here and finish this problem...” he pointed the whiteboard marker towards the equation as she reached out taking the marker in her hand, her whole body began to tingle from head to toe immediately feeling her panties get wet as she complied with her Professor’s request, craving Leo’s head between her legs once more. Maybe she had to find another excuse for Leo to help teach her something...

[luminescentworld]

Tag Game !

I was tagged by @wishful-soda ! Thank you, I really enjoyed this .

Rules : Tag 10 people you want to get to know better .

Favorite time of the year ? : SUMMERR ☀️!! I love the sun and the warmth and everything that comes with it- beach days, family barbecues, popsicles and ice cream, summer nights, etc… I was born and raised in Southern California and as such I cannot cope with temps dropping below 60 ° .

Comfort food ? : Soup, usually means my mom is cooking . Ohh and cookies, I personally think I make the best chocolate chip cookies .

Do you collect anything ? : I love sunglasses 😎 I have so many of them . In my defense, I have very sensitive eyes and need sunglasses every time I go outside during the day, but in general I just really like sunglasses and have to stop myself from buying a new pair every month . Also perfumes, I have a pretty massive collection of fragrances and I organize them by the seasons the scents remind me of .

Favorite drink ? : Tennessee mule and water . Tennessee mule is just my go to drink, I really enjoy whiskey . I don’t really drink anything else besides water, still or sparkling, but mostly still . I try to drink about 3-4 liters of water everyday . I can literally taste the difference between the different brands of water .

Favorite song / artist ? : Sweet Child O’ Mine, my dad used to always play Guns N’ Roses and this was my favorite song . But it’s also the one song I cannot listen to anymore, it reminds me of my dad and I end up crying for far too long . I hate crying .

Current favorite songs ? : I’m enjoying RENAISSANCE at the moment .

Favorite fics of mine ? : I don’t write😳 but @wishful-soda , @acollectionofficsandshit , @harley-sunday, @art-outlaw, @balanceingrace all have great ones !

I’m tagging : @acollectionofficsandshit @balanceingrace @unicafavorita @sbinalino @tiredbuthappy @art-outlaw @loving-ricciardo @redemptionshoey @keepingupwiththehoneybadger @sunshine-ricciardo

[virtualsilver]

Tag meme

I was tagged by @ferromans to answer the following:

1. What is your zodiac and is generally accurate?

My sign is Taurus, but. Uh, I don't really believe in it? At all? So I never check and as such, I don’t know how accurate it might be. I remember checking the horoscope a few times when I was a kid/teen and it didn’t ever fit or sound credible. I also realise as I’m typing this that maybe reading a generic horoscope is the equivalent of having an opinion on a fandom based on that one shitpost you saw that one time. I mean, I still don’t believe in it, but I haven’t had much exposure to it beyond pop culture, nor have I cared to look for more. Which is not to say I hate it or anything, I think it’s great that some people get something out of it!

Just the other day I heard a philosopher say something I really loved when asked about it, and it went something like this: astrology, like psychoanalysis, is a great metaphor, and one which can be really useful to people because, as all metaphors, it helps us think about things and it facilitates seeing things we might have missed, or putting the proverbial puzzle pieces in previously unthought of configurations. Whether there’s something there or not (I personally think not), it can be useful and fun and I respect that.

2. What is your Hogwarts house?

My Hogwarts House is Ravenclaw! For years, I had no idea, and a few months ago when I was asked about it I thought it through and decided I was probably some variation of adhd-riddled, procrastinating Ravenclaw who got way too excited about reading that one book or researching that one thing that’s like, mentioned in passing in page 3 of the book we’re supposed to be reading, and I end up wasting several days on a side-quest instead of doing the thing I was supposed to do, oops.

I took the Pottermore quiz recently and guess what? I got 86% Ravenclaw! Yay, I know myself! Took long enough, honestly, I started reading Harry Potter in, like, 2002?

3. What is something you hate that everyone else seems to like?

This one is so hard. My mind’s going to… a notp of mine, lmao. Um… I absolutely hated Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (the movie) when it came out, because it was the first movie I watched after reading the book (the previous two I watched before I read the books) and I was super hyped but they changed so many things for no good reason?? I was so disappointed.

As a teen I hated the music that was popular where I live, like would-leave-the-room hate it, I would feel physically disgusted and get a stress headache if I had to endure it for too long. I still don’t like most of that type of music, but I’ve grown to not care about it.

4. What is something you like that everyone else seems to hate?

Uh, I don’t know, can’t think of anything specific. I’ve had some somewhat niche tastes in art (music and films), so maybe that? I also like and respect furries, though I’ve never knowingly met one. I think they’re valid and people need to get over their prejudice.

5. Do you have any pets? If so, what are there names? If no, do you want any?

No, I don’t. I’d like a cat. 

6. When something is deemed ‘problematic’ do you drop it immediately, or try to learn the context?

Funny you should ask! I never drop a thing because others are saying it’s problematic, though I will drop it if it makes me uncomfortable (and a lot of things that would be considered ‘problematic’ do, in fact, make me uncomfortable). I will try to learn the context if I care (if it’s a thing I’m engaging with or might want to in the future, I care. If it’s some random show/whatever I don’t care about, I won’t check unless something in the accusations make me curious).

But the thing is, I noticed very recently that if I read discourse about something accusing it of being problematic, I will consciously decide not make a judgement of it… but unconsciously, I do start feeling more negatively towards it. I’m much less likely to check out a movie, or artist, or whatever after I saw it being called out for something I personally consider problematic. And this bothers me. Because I know what discourse is like, there might be nothing to it. I have seriously read the most ridiculous shit before, I know I can’t just take strangers’ opinions as fact, and yet. I need to look out for that.

7. Your stance on the pineapple pizza discourse.

Dude. Buddy. Pal. Live your life. Treat yo self. Let people put whatever they want in their mouths. We don’t kinkshame on this blog.

8. If you had to pick a fantasy universe to live in, which would it be?

Ohh, this may be the hardest question. I like the X-Men universe a lot, but let’s be honest: that universe is a mess and I wouldn’t want to have to deal with supervillains. Star Trek is supposed to be a really great one? I don’t know much about it, though. I don’t know, I’d like to live in an alternate universe where people are better. Less cruel, more empathetic and less easily corrupted. I can’t think of any specific one right now.

9. Coolest place you’ve ever traveled?

Oh, man. This is probably Machu Picchu. It’s gorgeous. It makes you feel small and insignificant, but in a good way? Like, it made me think of all the generations before me, all the people who’ve walked these paths, who’ve seen these breathtaking views, you know what I mean? I felt more connected to the earth and more present and in the moment than I normally do. It was... spiritual? And I’m not a spiritually inclined person. It felt joyful and wondrous and just significant

10. If you could do one thing to Donald Trump, what would it be?

If I could do anything I wanted, no matter how unrealistic, I’d indoctrinate him. Better yet, I’d convince him of my political views and then I’d sit back and watch him turn on his supporters and do the exact opposite of what everyone’s expecting of him, and hopefully he’d manage to do some good.

11. Have you ever tried to runaway?

No, I haven’t. It never even crossed my mind once. I am incredibly privileged in that I have a loving, supportive family, so I was never in a position where it would make sense.

Thank you for tagging me @ferromans! This was fun :D 

I’m stealing my questions from a previous ask meme:

1. Are you a warm climate person or a cold climate person? (As in, which do you prefer, regardless of where you live.)

2. What’s your favourite dish/what’s a dish you choose regularly when you’re treating yourself?

3. If you could spend some time in a fictional universe as a visitor, say one full year, and then come back, which would you choose?

4. Is there a band or singer that you’re currently obsessed with?

5. What would you answer if presented with the trolley problem? (The original one, as explained in the first paragraph of that link)

6. What’s your drink of choice?

7. Do you have a fond childhood memory that you could share with us?

8. What was your first fandom?

9. What’s your dream job? It doesn’t have to be realistic, anything goes.

10. How long does it take you to shower?

11. What’s a work of art that changed your outlook on something? (Could be a book, a movie, a fanfic, a painting, a graffitied quote you read on a wall in a public bathroom, literally anything.)

I’m tagging @fhetabulous-fumbduck, @pi-feet-per-attocentury, @artdefines06, @architect-of-ages, @nebula-cnidaria, @literallywhateverfan, @fly-into-infinity, @melodyrider and anyone else who wants to do it! 

If you do it, please @me so that I don’t miss it!

[lillysleepilystudying]

92 Questions Tag

tagged by: @court-ships (now @bujo-ie )

LAST: 1. drink: probs water (tbh i dont like water much but you gotta sTaY hyDrATed) 2. phone call: i ran out of credit ages ago and haven’t bothered to recharge it so i haven’t called anybody recently, but mum has called me, so i guess that counts. (actually thinking about it i can’t remember the last time i called someone) 3. text message: to my best bud (cause i was wallowing in the depths of despair for like 3 weeks cause i felt like she was ignoring me so i finally got the courage to text her about it last night :) i think we’re going to be good) 4. song you listened to: K I’M LISTENING TO TEAM BY LORDE RIGHT NOW AND I LOVE IT FOREVER AND ALWAYS  5. time you cried: tbh like last weekend (see point number 3)

HAVE YOU: 6. dated someone twice: nope 7. kissed someone and regretted it: never kissed anybod 8. been cheated on: nup, thankfully 9. lost someone special: i have lost relatives but i never really knew them? i have lost quite a few pets tho :/ 10. been depressed: not ‘officialy’ but past couple weeks have been bad (once again, see point 3) 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: never been drunk, only ever had small sips of alcohol (i’m way to young)

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: 12-14: ohh so hard i don’t really have a fav, but i guess all blues (with and emphasis on teal) and like nearly all pastel colours.

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. made new friends: yeah, but not like super close 16. fallen out of love: nah 17. laughed until you cried: maybe, but not very much 18. found out someone was talking about you: i don’t know? like this one isn’t very clear 19. met someone who changed you: sort of, i became closer to best bud, who i guess has changed me a bit 20. found out who your friends are: yes, but like also no? one of my few good friends left (for england of all places, but she is coming back), another’s moving schools, and once again see point 3 for other friend 21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: no lol i don’t even have facebook

GENERAL: 22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: see point 21 23. do you have any pets: YESS SO MANY a dog, two cats, like 8 horses (only one’s mine tho), 3 ducks (one i’ve had since i was like 4), around ten chickens... yeah i kind of live on a farm without all the big herds (also a lot lot smaller than a farm lol). fun fact: we used to have like 7 peacocks, they’re actually the coolest birds to have around. 24. do you want to change your name: no way, i actually quite like mine :) 25. what did you do for your last birthday: pool partay! tbh i went way overboard with the decorations, i spent hours making little paper flowers for everyone (they looked pretty cool, actually) 26. what time did you wake up: probs like 6;30, but stayed half asleep until 8:20 (shhh it’s a sunday i can do what ever i want 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: sleepinggg (sadly without my radio on bc mum wanted me to ‘try sleeping without music’ mum how i can i i need it ON 28. name something you can’t wait for: DOCTOR WHO CHRISTMAS SPECIAL #BILLISBACK GET PUMPED!! also PINOF 9 and halloween baking videos from dan and phil, also, any album coming out from any of my favourite artists for the next like 104585 years. ALSO I’M GOING TO MONGOLIA IN LIKE 2 WEEKS HOW DID I FORGET THAT 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: like half an hour ago we were running about in the rain putting the horses back in their yards 30. what is one thing you wish you could change in your life: world peace, there are too many people (and animals) that are a victim of unhappiness they will never deserve

31. what are you listening to right now: A WORLD ALONE AKA THAT LORDE SONG THAT I RELATE TO ON AN OTHERWORLDLY LEVEL 32. have you ever talked to a person named Tom: yeah, there’s one in my grade and he speaks fluent french (at least he did last time i checked which was like 2 years ago) 33. something that is getting on your nerves: tbh like all homework ever, plus this giant self-directed project we’re doing this year, it’s the most stressful thing ever. also, once again see point 3 34. most visited websites: umm i guess youtube, school’s home page, tumblr (although i’m mainly on mobile for that and that’s an app) reddit and ao3 (one my phone)

LOST QUESTIONS. I JUST PUT IN RANDOM INFO ABOUT ME 35. mole/s: nah not really 36. mark/s: nah, but i got beeg stretch marks on the sides of my hips bc i am gROWING FAST 37. childhood dream: i think a vet or zookepper. also i really wanted to publish a book that said ‘new york times bestseller’ on the front bc that’s what all my favs said on them (tbh i still dream of this) 38. hair color: blonde ayyy (but it’s getting darker underneath) 39. long or short hair: i guess medium - long (little below my shoulder blades) 40. do you have a crush on someone: not really i haven’t had one in literal years unless you count that time i sorta thought i had one one on my best friend even though im 98% sure i’m straight 41. what do you like about yourself: my creativity, like i’ve learnt not to say ‘oh i’m horrible at art/writing’ when i’m actually not that bad. also, i’m a total weirdo 42. piercings: confession: i don’t even have my ears pierced yet?? like, i do want them pierced, but i literally can’t be bothered atm lol 43. blood type: idk, although i did get a blood test like last monday, so i should know soon 44. nickname: i don’t really have any (there’s not much you can do with ‘lilly’) although i have one friend who calls me lilpil. 45. relationship status: single and probably staying that way for a while :) 46. zodiac: capricorn (but i don’t bother with zodiacs bc i am NOTHING like a capricorn) 47. pronouns: she/her

48. favorite TV Show: OMG I HAVE SO MANY BUT I’M A FRIGGIN HUGE DOCTOR WHO AND SHERLOCK FAN COME SCREAM ABOUT THEM TO ME also if you ship johnlock that’s even better!! 49. tattoos: none 50. right or left hand: right handed 51. surgery: nope 52. hair dyed in different color: never done, probably never going to (i change my mind ALOT) 53. sport: tbh i hate sport but i do horse riding and with school i do sailing and hockey (bc a summer and winter sport is compulsory)  55. vacation: OK LIKE I SAID I’M GOING TO MONGOLIA AND I CAN’T GIVE AWAY TOO MUCH BUT I DID HAVE TO APPLY TO GET IN AND I’M RAZZED 56. pair of trainers: i’m not to particular, i just have shoes for sport (alTHOUGH, i do have an awesome pair of white sneakers with a bit of gold round the back)

MORE GENERAL:

57. eating: it’s father’s day and we had a GIANT breakfast and lunch so i don’t know if i’m even having dinner 58. drinking: i could KILL for a milo right now (it’s like, my version of tea or coffee) but parents have stopped buying it because ‘there’s too much sugar’ TIM I DON’T CARE I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT IT 59. i’m about to: idk i need to practice guitar, work on my bujo (bc i’m super behind), keep writing my fic, and i guess other general stuff 61. waiting for: nothing really, it’s sunday night so i’m sad bc it’s monday tomorrow 62. want: lots of things (who don’t amirite) but one is getting my bedroom walls gyprocked and painted (they’re wood panelling and i hate it) 63. get married: tbh whenever i meet the right person :) 64. career: FILM DIRECTOR YO i know nothing about film but i still really want to do it.

WHICH IS BETTER 65. hugs or kisses: OMG HUGS HUG ME PLEASE 66. lips or eyes: eyes, literally everybody’s eyes are beautiful, it’s great 67. shorter or taller: taller 68. older or younger: older i guess 70. nice arms or nice stomach: nice personality ;) 71. sensitive or loud: sensitive, like me tbh i’m so sensitive raise your voice at me and i will burst into tears  72. hook up or relationship: relationship always 73. troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant, also like me

HAVE YOU EVER: 74. kissed a stranger: definitely no 75. drank hard liquor: nopeity no 76. lost glasses/contact lenses: don’t have ‘em 77. turned someone down: technically yes? there was this new kid at school and he was literally asking every girl out, i was a bit confused. 78. sex on the first date: definitely no  79. broken someone’s heart: sadly i think so (but we’re like best friends no so it’s all good) 80. had your heart broken: no 81. been arrested: no 82. cried when someone died: yes, aforementioned relative i barley knew (still sad tho)  83. fallen for a friend: sortofnotreally

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. yourself: yes, at least i try my very hardest 85. miracles: in a way, yes 

86. love at first sight: not really

87. santa claus: when i as like 3, yes 

88. kiss on the first date: maybe?

OTHER: 90. current best friend name: ezri, my smol bean (also person from infamous point 3) fun fact: we’re both pretty sure she’s named after her character from star trek, ezri dax (her parents are giant nerds just like ez and i) 91. eye color: blue/gey with a bit of green 92. favorite movie: ARGHHH I CAN’T PICK I HAVE SOOO MANY, LIKE EVERY ONE BASED OFF BOOKS I LIKE, i really can’t pick, but one that is quite special to me is ‘my house in umbria’, my grandma and i used to watch this together all the time

Ok whoa this took me LITERAL HOURS but now that i’m done i just want to tag anyone who wants to do it! :)

[anemonensblog]

11(33) Questions meme

So I got tagged by @writsgrimmyblog quite a while ago, and didn’t get around to answering it since I was travelling, so got further tagged by @dictacontrion​ and @huldrejenta​. So this is very long. Hence the cut thing.

RULES:

- Always post the rules

- Answer the questions given by the person who tagged you

- Write 11 questions of your own

- Tag 11 people (or however many you want)

As for my questions, I’m tagging @eidheann, @dracogotgame, @capipuff, @awesomedig, @comingupwithusernamesishard, @noeeon, @i-didnt-wanna-do-it, @firethesound and then if you guys who tagged me wants to do my questions too, I wouldn’t mind readig your answers :D

@writsgrimmyblog​ asked:

1.       What’s your favourite quote from a book or poem? I'm not the best at picking out quotes and I've never been big on poetry, but Kate Tempest has some texts that really digs into my soul. Seeing her at the third biggest stage at Glastonbury, a spoken word artist drawing such a crowd - was pretty powerful. So I chose this quote from her 'Tunnel Vision':

"The myth of the individual has left us disconnected, lost, and pitiful" (which sounds a bit bleak, but the whole poem/album is really powerful, and it ends on a sort of hopeful note.)

2.       What song makes you want to dance like nobody’s watching? I only ever dance like nobody's watching :D latest to Pumarosa at their set at Glastonbury, and then to some pretty heavy techno waiting for Josefin Örn's set at the Glade. While I don't listen to it much on my own, nothing really makes me let loose and not give a shit like hard electronic music does wrt dancing.

3.       What’s your favourite ship to read? Currently Larry. Fic wise it's such a varied pairing to read - covering so many themes and settings - so I never manage to get tired of it. I also really love Tomlinshaw, but Drarry is always in my heart - my first and deepest fandom love.

4.       If you could own one item of clothing belonging to any celebrity what would you pick and why? Umm, is it weird to be in a celeb related fandom and say that I don't really pay that much attention to celebrities? I guess in the sense of overall style I usually like Kristen Stewart's choices and I'd probably be more than happy to wear her wardrobe at all times. But for a single item I'd probably go for one of Harry Styles's lush and luxurious and ridiculously expensive floral blouses and pair it with a pair of high waisted skinny jeans and my brogues.

5.       Gif with a hard or soft ‘g’? Well, as I usually pronounce file formats in Norwegian, the hard g is the only one that makes sense. I suppose we do have a version of soft g too, but that would make it yif, and that just sounds weird. So hard g it is!

6.       What’s your favourite fanfic ‘getting together’ trope? Hmm, does coming to terms with one's sexuality count as a getting together trope? That always hits me really hard and feels very emotional. Otherwise I guess friends to lovers and enemies to lovers, with loads of pining and ust.

7.       What’s your guiltiest pleasure? I'm not sure I actually have a really guilty pleasure? I used to watch a lot of Americas next top model, just because I loved seeing the process with the photo shoots, so maybe that's a little guilty with regards to how the modelling and fashion industry perpetuates some very unhealthy things.

8.       Most relatable 1D (or solo 1D) lyric? “If tomorrow you won’t be mine, won’t you give it to me one last time” JK LMAO but no one can convince me that song isn’t fucking hilarious. For real though, I’m more of a melody than lyrics kind of gal, so I’m not entirely sure? Maybe this one, for good luck, since I’m making some changes in my life (also bonus since they are Louis’ lines :D): “I think I'm gonna win this time, Riding on the wind and I won't give up, I think I'm gonna win this time, I roll and I roll, 'til I change my luck, I roll and I roll, 'til I change my luck”

9.       If you could give one piece of advice to a celebrity, what would it be? I don't necessarily feel like I have any good basis for giving advice to celebs, but I guess just remembering to keep a healthy perspective towards the world, and to use their platform for good. Their participation in politics and activism could do more good than I think a lot of them realise. (But stay informed and think before you speak.)

10.   Tell me your favourite joke. You know, I literally can’t think of a single joke. I guess I could search for some, but that would sort of belie the point.

11.   If you were famous for a day, what question would you most dread being asked during an interview? I think anything related to diet/workout routine/keeping my body in shape would make me feel really uncomfortable and objectified.

@dictacontrion​'s questions:

1.       If you could have one billion dollars or the not (or only incidentally) profitable superpower of your choosing, which would you choose and why? As my big dream/my favourite thing to do is travelling and seeing the world, my chosen superpower would probably be teleportation. BUT teleportation would still leave me with the issue of spending money and getting days off work (unless I used the teleportation for criminal purposes I guess). So I think I'd go for the billion dollars, which not only would enable me to travel as much and however I'd like, but is such a ridiculous amount of money that maybe I could use it to do some good in the world.

2.       What article of clothing makes you feel most awesome? The way I dress is incredibly dependent on my mood, but I guess maybe my denim shorts? Mostly because of the setting in which I would wear them. I love the feeling of warm air and sun on bare skin more than practically anything, so the few occasions where I'm able to wear my denim shorts I feel happy and awesome from the get-go :)

3.       How did you get into your most recent fandom? That must be the 1d fandom, so long story short: a 1d fanfic based m/m novel tickled my curiousity, Harry's 'not that important' even more so. Got recommended the fantastic gryles fic “If this is love” by sunsetmog which I read and adored, and diving deeper into sunsemog’s fics I then read “I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow” which till this day still stands as one of my fave ever fics. Then followed some arbitrary tumblr searching and blog following, and in time the rabbit hole that is Larry swallowed me hole and has failed to spit me back out.

4.       What’s your least favorite/most hated book, and why? I’m terribly impatient, so I don’t really finish stuff I don’t like? So I don’t really have that passionate bad feelings about any one book I’ve read. Read some 1800s Norwegian realism/naturalism literature in high school which at the time felt like a drag, but in hindsight I’m very happy I read. Moby Dick annoyed the hell out of me, and I gave up halfway through, but I still don’t hate it, I don’t think. So I don’t really know *shrugs*

5.       Describe a fanwork you’d love to read/see/watch, but don’t want to create yourself, please? Ummm, a long and plotty Ginny/Luna fic maybe. I’d love to read more femslash, but the fics I’ve seen out there are usually just little ficlet. And nothing against a good ficlet, but I’m longing to dive deep into a long and immersive wlw story. (Incidentally, if anyone have any such recs, be it fanfic or original fiction, I’d be happy to hear about it!)

6.       What would be the lineup of your ideal music festival? Ahhhh this is simultaneously the hardest and the best possible question for me!! Okayyy: Grimes, Years & Years, One Direction (ofc), Pumarosa, Arctic Monkeys, Lianne La Havas, Shura, The Shins, Loyle Carner, Wolf Alice, Ezra Furman, Lady Gaga and Rihanna (the two of whom I don't listen to much, but I think they'd bring some amazing pop flair), the Kills, Chvrches, All We Are, Warpaint, Tame Impala, Susanne Sundfør, Amason and then Katzenjammer for some fun nostalgia, ohh and Kate Tempest! and Charli XCX was a lot of fun and I wouldn’t mind seeing her again. ummm okay and then a club line-up for after hours with AlunaGeorge, Disclosure, Hot Chip, Roger Sanchez, Röksopp ft Robyn, Christine Dancke and Nick Grimshaw because why not ;) (And now I’ll probably go on to regret everyone I forgot to add)

7.       You’re given the power to unilaterally create one law or policy in one country - what is it? To nationalise all natural resources so their riches would benefit the people rather than a few rich private business owners and multinational corporations who are often not even based locally.

8.       If you had to commit to living in one place for the rest of your life, what would it be?  Part of me wants to say London, but I think realistically I'll have to choose Bergen (in Norway)<3

9.       Thinking about your life a year from now, what’s one thing that you hope will be different? I hope I’m no longer in this limbo between life phases and will have got to implement the changes I’m going for properly.

10.   What’s one thing that you hope will be the same? My relationship.

11.   What’s the last thing that made you laugh? Was out with some friends for beers last night, which included many laughs, but I can’t remember what in particular that made me laugh. I hang out with these people way to rarely. They’re such great people, and hanging out with them feels so relaxed.

And last but not least, @huldrejenta​‘s questions:

1. What was your favourite album as a teenager? Depends on when you asked me. If I was 13, probably “The Eminem Show”, but as a 17-year old, most definitely Arctic Monkeys’ “Whatever People Say I Am That’s What I’m Not” (which still stands as one of my all time favourites)

2. What’s your favourite album now? Pumarosa – “The Witch” – fantastic album, which I wholeheartedly recommend.

3. One pairing you’d love to have more fanfic/art about? As mentioned above, Ginny/Luna. But also more femslash in general would be pretty fantastic.

4. What’s your favourite villain in books and/or movies? I’m not a villain kind of lady, but maybe Umbridge? I don’t think anyone has ever given me as bad feelings as her, because she’s such a realistic villain in a lot of ways. She’s not caricature evil like Voldy or Sauron, but an everyday, self-involved, closed minded evil. And that’s a very effective kind of evil to hate.

5. Do you believe in supernatural phenomenons? No

6. You can have dinner with any person from history, who would you choose? This is kind of an impossible question. So many interesting persons through history. But, actually, I think I’d really have loved to have met my grandfather on my father’s side. My dad is quite old, so his dad was born in the late 1800s and died long before I was born, but he was a teacher and from the sound of it, incredibly foresighted and modern for a man of that time. Which are values he’s very much passed on to his sons. My dad is amazing. My grandfather was a teacher, and during the Nazi occupation of Norway during WW2, he was among those who lost their jobs because he refused to teach nazi ideology to his pupils. And this was in a small, working class industry town, and my dad has told so many fantastic stories about him. I’d love to have met him and talked to him.

7. Name three things you like about yourself :) While I’m pretty shy, I’m also kind of tough in some ways. I went to Japan without much of a plan and winged it as we went. I started playing rugby at age 27. I started singing in a choir I found by googling, where I didn’t know anyone. I wish that toughness spread to other sides of my life, but at least it’s something. I can sing, something which brings me immense joy. I have a pretty good memory, combined with wide spanning interests and curiosity, so I remember a lot of weird facts and random things.

8. Hogwarts era Drarry, yes or no? Depends. 8th year, post war/canon, yes. Canon divergence (other than ewe), mostly no.

9. What was the last thing you googled? The lyrics for some 1d songs for one of the questions further up :P

10. Favourite Harry Potter book? Hmmmmmmmmmm I don’t know? Maybe Prisoner of Azkaban? They’ve all had very profound effects on me though, so it’s like choosing a favourite child.

11. Favourite museum/gallery? I’ve seen a lot of amazing museum during my life, so that’s kind of impossible to answer as well. But maybe, for nostalgic reasons, Bryggens Museum in Bergen. Because my dad used to take me and my sister there sometimes during weekends when we were little, when my mum needed to sleep after a night shift at the hospital. And he’d tell stories and we’d look at the archaeological spots and the seasonal exhibits, and we’d get soda and cake in the museum café.

My questions:

1.     Do you have a song stuck in your head right now? Which one?

2.     Do you have any plans in the foreseeable future that you’re looking forward to?

3.     What’s your favourite place inside your house/flat?

4.     What hobbies do you have outside of fandom?

5.     Do you speak any languages besides your own?

6.     What’s the best concert you’ve ever been to?

7.     If you could meet the leader of your country and tell them whatever you wanted, and be guaranteed they’d listen to you, what would you say?

8.     What movie did you watch over and over as a child, and what was your favourite thing about it?

9.     What’s your favourite thing about each season through the year?

10. If you were to get a pet tomorrow, what would you call it and why?

11. How did you discover fanfiction?

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70 horrible questions

i was tagged by @jong-fetti thank u i lov u!!

i’m tagging anyone that wants to do this?? bc its really long sjksdks everything is under the cut !

01: do you have a good relationship with your parents? mm.. more with my dad but not really im not really close to them

02: who did you last say “i love you” to? i just wrote “i lov u” to arooj like five lines ago does that count

03: do you regret anything? not really? i guess there are some things but its just because they were embarrassing 

04: are you insecure? yea man  

05: what is your relationship status? single

06: how do you want to die? in any way possible please

07: what did you last eat? cereal

08: played any sports? uh. i fenced for like two years n then i got some fracture or something in my ankle and i stopped

09: do you bite your nails? no but i bite the skin like?? around my nails?? idk its nasty

10: when was your last physical fight? uh... idk i used to beat people up but they never really punched back? it was in middle school tho

11: do you like someone? jeon jungkook

12: have you ever stayed up 48 hours? nope

13: do you hate anyone at the moment? not really? there r some classmates i guess but i dont hate them to the point im constantly thinking abt it or annoyed by their presence or something like that

14: do you miss someone? yeah man

15: have any pets? no n im so sad someone get me a pet :c

16: how exactly are you feeling at the moment? im okay, i guess. ive been feeling very very tired but its just because i put myself through too much

17: ever made out in the bathroom? no

18: are you scared of sp*de*s? i mean i dont want them near me but they dont scare me. sometimes they kinda cute

19: would you go back in time if you were given the chance? nah. id like to see the future

20: where was the last place you snogged someone? nowhere i never snogged anyone man

21: what are your plans for this weekend? yoga!!

22: do you want to have kids? not really. if i do i’d adopt. also i wanna make money off my ovaries so im planning on selling them LMAO

23: do you have piercings? just my ears

24: what is/are/were your best subject(s)? art

25: do you miss anyone from your past? yes..

26: what are you craving right now? a hug

27: have you ever broken someone’s heart? i dunno, i never meant to or wanted to

28: have you ever been cheated on? no

29: have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? nah

30: what’s irritating you right now? no one wants to hold my hand

31: does somebody love you? i hope so, i just think its getting harder for me to believe but thats my fault

32: what is your favourite colour? ohh ;u; i dunno man colors are so lovely ;; ive been really into red and maroon recently everything i buy is red

33: do you have trust issues? yes it dominates the entirety of my life

34: who/what was your last dream about? i was d*ing and people were watching and laughing

35: who was the last person you cried in front of? my yoga teach :-( it was embarrassing bc i hate crying in front of people but i was so stressed and shes like a mom to me

36: do you give out second chances too easily? i used to

37: is it easier to forgive or forget? forget just bc i have a shit memory and cant remember anything

38: is this year the best year of your life? i dunno. i hope not. it would be kind of sad if it was

39: how old were you when you had your first kiss? i havent had mine yet but probably 57

40: have you ever walked outside completely naked? nah but sounds like a good time

51: favourite food? dal dhokli hell uea

52: do you believe everything happens for a reason? yeah. i think that thinking is starting to get bad for me, and that some things just happen because they happen but.. i cant seem to sway myself from thinking everything is for a reason

53: what is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? i literally cannot remember i think i video chatted w/ a friend

54: is cheating ever okay? no never never fuckin cheat on someone its so bad

55: are you mean? i try really hard not to be so i hope not :-( some people say it as a joke but im still like !!aaa!!!!!

56: how many people have you fist fought? idk no one ever fought back i just punched ppl

57: do you believe in true love? yes, whether its friends or family or a s/o

58: favourite weather? its sunny and warm n you can sit in the grass and feel a little wind going around~

59: do you like the snow? yes

60: do you wanna get married? i dunno

61: is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? ??i guess? no ones ever really done it

62: what makes you happy? my friends, shinee, art, animals, plants, music, clothes, food, blankets

63: would you change your name? not anymore, i used to dislike my name but i like it now

64: would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? i never kissed any1 on the lips but on the cheek no

65: your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? idk what the gender part of any of these questions has to do w anything but id prolly freak out and have a mtbd just bc the thought of someone liking me romantically scares me

66: do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? yeap

67: who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? my dad?

68: who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? idk man

69: do you believe in soulmates? id really like to but idk!

70: is there anyone you would die for? yes many people