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#ohhh how i love mean rafe
eddiesghxst · 2 months
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rafe Cameron girly pop???? 🤨 tell me now??? I have thoughts that need to be released SO MANY THOUGHTS
Cos like me when he yells at me then buys me things cos like he feels bad them gaslight gatekeeps girl bosses me into a enemies to lovers relationship
🎸annon
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oh bestie release the thoughts pls i beg of u
the dumbifcation rafe puts his sweet little gf thru god🫠
drags you to one of his meet ups with barry just to yell at you when barry makes a pass at you, because it’s 100% your fault for wearing that tiny little skirt around someone like barry, you’re so fucking stupid
drags you back to the car with a scowl as he huffs and grumbles about how “you did that on fucking purpose.”
doesn’t care what you have to say, just shoves you both in the the backseat and unzips his pants. makes you apologize for being a dumb slut while slobbering and choking on his dick. makes you thank him for allowing you to be his girlfriend because “do you think i like having a slut for a girlfriend? don’t even know why i keep you around when you try and fuck half the town.”
lets you up from his cock for a second just to roll his eyes and shove you back down when you start sputtering out apologies
doesn’t let you up from choking on him until he’s completely satisfied and you’re all docile and compliant
pulls you up and grips your face all firm and steady as he tells you to never try that shit again, then softens up when you nod and huff out a sweet little apology and press into him like you’re seeking safety in him as if he’s not the danger
but it’s okay, because you apologized and rafe loves you so he takes you to the mall just to buy that skimpy ass skirt in 3 other colors <3
so it’s def not the last time u get in trouble for wearing that fucking skirt
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venuslcver · 2 months
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RELENTLESS PT. 2 ⋆
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pairing: pushyex!rafe x kook!reader
synopsis: just as you plan on letting loose at a party, you have, yet, another encounter with your ex, rafe cameron.
tw: feminine described character, ex-lovers, hands described as slim, pining, toxic love (no use of y/n)
any type of interaction including likes, comments, and reblogs is appreciated! but ultimately not necessary. let me know if im missing any warnings!
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the hangers that held your most prized clothing pieces moved with speed, as you searched for a particular top that mia was practically begging on her knees to borrow. she would be at your beachside house in a mere 5 minutes, to get fully ready for a party, that a close kook friend would be throwing this afternoon. and after your exchange with your ex-boyfriend, rafe cameron, earlier this week, you needed a chance to get completely wasted.
hearing the slamming of your bedroom door, you could easily infer that mia had arrived, based on the door-slamming person's lack of manners.
"you don't even know how fucking long it took me to get over here"
considering your whole upper body was completely engulfed in the expensive materials of your costly garments, you could barely even hear a word of what mia's current yammering on was about.
feeling the presence of mia's body pressing against your large closet door, you drew yourself out of the, now, piled up clothing, that was previously pristinely hung, onto your knees, then stood up fully, "first, i didn't hear a damn word of what you said. and second, i can't find that top anywhere"
"you mean this top?", mia asked theoretically while she pulled the top off of the most in-sight place in your hefty-sized, clothing-stacked closet.
"oh screw you!" you yelled as you walked back into your bedroom and sat on your linen-covered bed, slipping on the dress that you had just recently bought, dying to wear out.
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mia and you had been out of your house in a record time, only taking an hour to get the rest of the way ready.
slamming the drive door of your shined mercedes-benz, you stood hand in hand with mia ready to concur the worst species to ever be invoked, frat boys. on the bright side though, when they aren't spewing nonsense and put their mouths to good use, they are actually enjoyable. which explains rafe being your ex..
walking into the chalet that belonged to topper, or rather his parents, you began to experience a full-body tense at the earsplittingly loud music. the, already, drunken bodies of people you knew, pushed up against you as you guided mia through the crowds of people.
swiping a couple cups of the booze packed punch, you finally found a small area, out on the patio, by the pool, which wasn't crawling with people.
it had been almost an hour since you first arrived, you didn't even have to move to chat with people, they just naturally gravitated towards you. leaning against the heavy-duty banister, you began talking to an acquaintance or two, "ohhh i know, i can't stand them at alll"
"all they do is just come to an event or two, and judge us"
you began to not be able to escape the rather sudden feeling that all the alcohol, you drank in the past hour, caused. hitting you worse than a ton of brinks. hell, you'd much rather feel the pain of that ton of brinks than this feeling.
seeing the discomfort on your face, your friend spoke, "hey... if you need to use the bathroom, don't let me stop you"
"yeah, yeah i think that would help"
walking past the friend that you just having a meaningful conversation with, you patted her on the shoulder, "thank you"
"n-no problem"
now feeling pressure against your bladder, you made with haste towards the inside, searching the entire second floor of topper's house for an unoccupied bathroom, you began to feel restless as you rushed down the narrow stairs, walking towards the large living room.
"finally", you thought.
seeing a free lavatory open up, you made strides towards it, just as you were about to walk into it, a tall slender guy slid right past you— slamming the door in your face with a smirk.
"douchebag!"
not realizing that you were being watched, a voice spoke up, "the only person i have heard you call a douchebag was me"
shit shit shit
taking a moment to breathe, you turned around to see rafe selling his usual concoction of drugs on the coffee table, while splayed out obnoxiously on the couch.
after a pregnant pause, rafe knew damn well that you weren't going to acknowledge him any more than you already had; pointing to a white powdered line on the maple-colored coffee table, "want'a line?"
finally giving him some sort of acknowledgment, you stood arms crossed, frowning at him, choosing to walk over to the couch and sit on the armrest.
"no rafe, no i wouldn't"
"ohh come on, it's on the house", rafe said still endorsing his "business".
very little acknowledgment was given to rafe, just eyeing him up and down, in complete and utter disgust, "it will be just like old times"
looking back towards the bathroom, and seeing that it was empty, you got up, not before speaking sarcastically thought, " thank you soo much for the offer but i have to use the bathroom"
you lolled your eye as you heard him speak again, "j-just let me know if you need my help in there"
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khaleesiofalicante · 1 year
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OKAY OMG I AM EXCITED
IS KINCAID VICTORIA AND KYLE'S CHILD??
WHAT IS TOMORROW??
so the epilogue definitely takes place in the future
IS THE MS LOVELACE GIGI???
MY GIGI
HOW MANY YEARS HAS IT BEEN OMG
she was 17 last we saw
okay I doubt gigi would be like this with vic and kyle's child
IT'S FUCKING ABBY
HOW MANY FUCKING YEARS HAS IT BEEN
WHAT IS GOING ON
LEMME MATH
abby is 2 right? in IV
so it has been 21 years
omg
OMG THE GANG'S CHILDREN
GIGI HAD KIDS??
OMG ATLAS
THIS STORY WILL BE ABOUT THE GANG'S CHILDREN WON'T IT
crying
GIGI HAS A UNESCO MEETING TODAY
LOOK AT HER GO
A FUCKING ROBOT
whose kid is this
I have circlled back to be vic and kyle theroy
LEXI AND OLIVIA'S CHILD?????????
the shadow world has changed so much fuck
why doesn't joan like him though
There were rumors that the New York Institute was the home of all dark magic, a place shadowhunters avoided by all means.
damn you people move on fast
FAIRCHILD
SELENA'S KID
YES
OH MY GOD PLANT POWERS
what did Kincaid do though
OHHH THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T BEEN NICE TILL NOW ARE THE GANG'S CHILDREN
except abby
sigh
what'd you do kid
OH MY GOD MALIK IS AMIRA'S KID
HHEHEHEHEHHEHE
the fuck is tomorrow
“Do not antagonize the Lightwood-Banes,” Ragnor Fell told him. “It never ends well.”
hi hello WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN
MAGNUSSSSS
okay Kincaid what is it that you're doing
WHOSE CEREMONY WHAT IS HAPPENING I AM SO CONFUSED PLEASE GIVE ME A GUIDE
omg
OH MY GOD
is this about Anjali and Rafe's kids?
but the current inquisitor is Achilles yes?
HEIR TO WHAT NOW
rafe>>>>>
okay who is They
OMG IT IS HIS DAUGHTER AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
she is consul-in-training I will now go cry
who and what is a theia
oh nvm It's a who she was mentioned earlier too WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
oh there's a boy!! Hiiii
what is going on here bwteen cam and kincaid 👀
HERE'S THE OTHER ONE!
THEIAAA
there was no file for theia...interesting
ALEC OH MY GOD IT'S ALEC
Kincaid honey it's Lightwood-Bane
okay genuienly what did this boy do
OH MY GOD I AM SO DUMB I THOUGHT CAMILA AND THEIA WERE SISTERS
RIGHT INQUISITOR'S KID. ACHILLES' KID
who are y'all waiting for
WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE HIM PLEASE I NEED ANSWERS
WHAT DID RAGNOR MEAN
oh my god is this literally about David and his family walking into the room what the fuck
MAX!
it's been 20 years people! GET OVER IT
DAVID YESSSS
why is there three of them though
WHERE IS LANCE
What the hell do you mean by the Kincaid
so he's the Crimson King or whatever
what is going on
ah so is this why everyone hates him? the crimson king nonsense?
IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY TOMORROW? THAT'S IT???
oh is it like that his powers will get triggered when he's certain age?
IS LANCE THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS
HE FUCKING IS
oh my god holy shit what the fuck
How did they find out though
GOD THIS IS HURTING ME THS MUST HAVE BEEN SO PAINFUL FOR DAVID
oooo who's the boyyyy
ARTHUR????
oh this just got very very interesting oooooo
I LOVE FORBIDDEN ROMANCE SO MUCH. ADD GAY TO IT AND IT'S MY FAVORITE THING EVER
oh but how could we ever be together? you are destined to kill my brother and I am an exile whose family is shunned by the rest of your kind. (HE HAS CRIMSON KING VIBES)
Arthur, who was in Exile and ever the curious, had run to Idris. Kincaid, who was tired and terrified, had tried to run away from it. 
They had met in the middle. They had fallen in love. 
THEM>>>>>
I COULD READ AN ENTIRE BOOK ON JUST THEM
But technically they never mentioned anything about Arthur. 
So. Fair game. 
love this
the fuck is he doing tomorrow?
He didn’t want to be underwater. He didn’t want to get dragged down.
foreshadowing
oh my god that is lowkey kinda cool how the demons reacted
I love lance so much
oh the woman died :(
oh nooooo NOOOOOO
FUCK YOUR HETERONORMALCY
mal is dead you guys
oh fuck it is THE SWORD
it has a feather. fuck
OH NOOOO THE NAME
ugh
YUP IT IS VICTORIA AND KYLE
Mallory really hanuting us 20 years later huh
how many people know that he is the Crimson King?
y'all know prophecies have several meanings right?
SO LIKE! HAPPY ENDING YES
I am too optimistic for this
holy shit
FUCKING HELL
KINCAID IS SO ANGSTY I LOVE IT
i am hungry I am gonna find some food
BUT DAMN THIS HAS BEEN A RIDE
Omg reading this was SOOOO MUCH fun thank you so much I love listening to your thoughts 😂😂😂
Also this is SOOO Rafael (he has like a whole series on tiktok and I’m obsessed with it)
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yuniv-bluetea · 3 years
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Good Enough Pt.1 ( Topper x male reader)
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requested by @bxlynnx​ Topper Thornton and Sarah Cameron were dead news. The whole island guessed that already and got it finally confirmed when Sarah brought her new boyfriend to a party. John Booker Routledge. Or simply John (fucking) B(itch Bastard). His name alone made Topper’s blood boil. Being pissed off by only thinking about these two Topper put his weights aside and marched to the balcony of the room. What was Sarah even thinking when she replaced him with..this Pogue trash ? A fresh breeze tickles his bare chest as he closes his eyes breathing slowly in and out. There was no use in crying after Sarah. He could have everybody. Hell. Why does he even care ? .....Because he simply does. Topper truly did love Sarah and even if literally nobody would believe him....his heart shattered into million of pieces when he found out about her and John B. Wasn’t he a good enough for her ? Was he not a perfect boyfriend ? ...”Did she actually loved me ?”, he whispers to himself and looks at the beach. It was the place where they had their first date that turned into a nightmare..in a funny way. .... “ That’s it !” Topper knew that he would explode if he did not do anything to ease his mind. Revenge. Oh yeah..You better watch out John Bastard Routledge, ‘cause two can play this game ! Since Topper had no idea straightaway how to plot revenge against John B, he decided to just beat the shit out of him and then..maybe by then a better plan would occur to him. So he drove right away to his enemies’ house, plastered the helmet on his motorcyle and went for a direct attack. “Hey John B ~? Yeah right, you asshole..Get out !”, he screamed while pounding the door, knowing that Mr Routledge probably wasn’t at home which meant he could only find John B and his crew here..except- “We got it, big boy ! You’re pissed, jeez...Grow a pair,..you’re acting like a baby..”, scolded (y/n)  him as he opened the door rather unenthusiastic. (Y/N) was John B’s older brother...a guy you don’t fuck with. ‘Cause he decides with whom he fucks or not. So, in short : the bad boy of the Pogue. “ Johnny boi isn’t here ~” Topper knew just like everyone else that (y/n) was a total- “You don’t have to stare at me like that. I know that I’m a total snack ~” - douchebag who just kinda knows what the chicks want. Rolling his eyes at (y/n) comment, he just turns around walking back to his motorcycle. “ Hey, Thornton !”, confused Topper turns around “ I’m sorry that it did not work out for Sarah and you” What a bitch, making fun of him like that. “Sure..as if you would care about such stuff” Not waiting for a response, Topper just drives home. “You’ve definitly have to come to Jeff’s party today” “ Agreed...I mean, man....Come on ! Stop being a pussy...You’re no longer Sarah’s bitch. And the party is gonna be lit”. Knowing Rafe that meant drugs would come to play again. “Yeah, stop acting like you’re still Sarah’s bitch. It’s getting weird and Jeff’s party is tradition ”, adds Kelce to the conversation. Sometimes Topper wonders how these two dudes could become his best friends. “Alright,alright...Same time ?” There was no point in denying that Jeff’s party’s always were top-tier. Food of the highest quality, good music, high-proof alcohol and everyone had the time of their lives...well, almost everyone. Further away from the crowd of people in the villa and outside of it, one sad soul sat in a less crowded area staring into the flames of the bonfire close to him. It been hours ago since he saw his friends. Probably they were somewhere doing drugs or some other shit. Normaly he would have brought Sarah with him and the time would fly away... Again a sip of wodka ran through his throat, his mind slowly turning into jelly. Since it was really hot, Topper unbottened his shirt further and looked aimlessly around him. His eyes catched a familiar frame. Oh shit. What are they doing here ?! “..stupid Jeff !” Of course.. if you have a host whose girlfriend is a Pogue..the other odd creatures are feeling welcome too. Focused on ignoring his favourite..definitely drunk..couple, he didn’t notice that someone sat down next to him. “ Big Boy still pissed ?” “WOah..No..I mean..Why are you smelling like Ramen ?” “Like what ?” “....” “How many of these did you had already ?” Confused Topper looked at his cup. “  I dunno”, clueless he shrugs his shoulders “ like four-ish.” “Four-ish ?”, with his free hand (y/n)  grabbed something from the bottom and revealed two bottles of fancy stuff. “Up for the challenge ?” Neither one of them knew at this moment how these drinks would change the whole outcome of this night. “...So she cheated on Danny too ?”, a small giggle escaped (y/n)’s lips. “ Yeah..yeah...and then..then I became her next sucker for a time...” “Wow..that’s sucks” Both of them broke into a rage of laughter, even if there was nothing funny about it. (Y/N) leaned closer to Topper “ Where are your.. ‘buddies’..actually ?” “Somewhere..”, feeling a bit dizzy Topper placed his left hand on (y/n)’s thigh. “ I mean...I know what most people think of them..that they are jerks.. Weeell they kinda are..but..nahh so am I. ...We fit and have also good ..mo..moments...and shit like that. ... Even if I still kinda wish to have other friends sometimes..but..you know. What if end up being alone ?” “I don’t thi-” “I meaan..People want you to be real with them and then..When I’m talking about how shi..shitty I feel they are...OHHH stop it ! We don’t annoy you with our struggle either, so don’t being a selfish whiny biitch !” “ You are not a whi-” “Not that I have someone to talk to about”, plastered he tapped his chest “THAT...maybe my mum...but she hates me now..dunno why she started with that actually..just kinda happened..I mean I always been be suuuper shy and quiet boo..so you what could I have done... WrOng” “...” A sudden heat rose up Topper’s head. “S-Sorry I’m talking.. like talking..too much..Sorry” “Don’t be. ...You know I also don’t have someone to talk about my feelings. And I guess I’m okay..even though I reaally don’t feel like it..maybe ? Rat’s ass....Let’s talk about something else ! Topper could swear they kept on talking for months. But he was also super drunk, so maybe only a few hours past when some girl walked straight towards them. “Oh hey (y/n) ! It’s been a while since we last saw each other-” “Who are you ?” Suprised the girl stopped in her tracks. “It’s me...your ex..(r/n)..hehe...It’s been only two months since our break up...” Confused (y/n) looked at Topper. “Was I really stu-stupid enough to date ...that ?”, asked (y/n) Topper shocked and began laughing when (r/n) stormed angry away. The alcohol was getting the best of them. “Oh man..”, chuckled Topper as he looked away. “You’re really..really,really a dick !” Finding that statement somehow funny, (y/n) began laughing again. “ Is that so ?” “Mhm..”,nodded Topper as he took a sip. (Y/N) joined him and gave him a big smile. His cheeks were flushed. His soul at peace. His brain...not present. So it had to happen that (y/n) dropped that bomb on Topper. “..Well... Well,you know big boy, I guess there is some truth in the saying ‘You are what you eat’ after all..” Topper spitted out his drink and looked at (y/n) who drank from his drink again not realizing what he just had done. “..wHuT ???” Silence. “..Oh..upsi” Next thing Topper knew, he threw up big time.
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the-fiction-witch · 3 years
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NSFW 100 Rafe Sadler
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1. What's the dirtiest thought you've ever had about a total stranger? Hummm... I once as a boy, had a very dirty thought about one girl I saw across the way in church she was beautiful and I thought about doing things to her about us sitting side by side and touching each other but I never saw her again after that.
2. Do you prefer sex at night, in the morning, mid-afternoon, or NOW? Now would be nice. But I like in the morning as the sunlight shines in across y/ns perfect skin watching the sunrise and the fire embers flicker thought the canopy on our bed as we make love in that sweet sleepy morning state
3. What's your favourite way to be seduced? Seduced? I don't know. I like to be touched not like... Overly sexually just like touch my arm, my hand, my hair something about it I just kinda like it
4. What's the dirtiest fantasy you've had at work? Ohhh! Once I was in the office with Cromwell going over some paperwork and some letters and my mind sort of drifted a minute and I imagined y/n coming in to dust and sitting on my lap letting me grind against her till I was hard and desperate for her and then she got down and sucked my cock but cromwell woke me up before I could imagine much more
5. How would you dominate your boss sexually if given the chance? I would not. No thank you.
6. What do you do when you get horny in public? Ignore it. I don't get horny In public often usual only when my little ladies getting frisky and wants a little attention so I usually just take her somewhere private and make sure she makes me feel better
7. Have you ever masturbated in a public bathroom?
No. I have not and frankly that's sounds like a bad idea
8. What's the weirdest thing you've thought about while touching yourself?
I like to picture y/n. The strangest was when I hadn't known her too long and I imagined coming across her in the house as she was bathing, of her sat in the hot steamy water naked rubbing soap up her..... Uuuummmm I miss picturing that but I don't usually have to anymore
9. What's the strangest prop you've used to get yourself off? I once used a pillow and some intricately placed blankets within the case
10. Do you remember the first time you felt aroused? I remember it well. I was only a young boy maybe ten, eleven. And I went down to the kitchens as I was still new in the cromwell household and I saw this girl, this woman who was doing the laundry and I saw as she was scrubbing the clothes down the washboard I could see her wet bouncy boobs in her dress and yeah it uhh did something to me.
11. Who gave you your first orgasm? I did. With my hand one dark winter night after looking at our new maid girl all day
12. Do you remember what that first orgasm felt like? It was amazing!
13. Have you ever had sex with someone whose name you never knew?
I have not. I've thought about people I didn't know but never much else.
14. What's your favourite thing about a quickie? I love what they do so my little lady, y/n loved quickies and they drive her crazy which makes her very needy and very loud.
15. What the most sexually daring thing you've ever done?
I stood watching the maid girl in the kitchens as she was knelt down scrubbing the floor her dress all wet from the water she was washing it with, I had desired her a long time by this point and I just... I went over and slapped her butt kneeling down with her and rubbing myself on her ass, I'd barely even spoken to her yet but she resupricatid it back and we ended up losing our virginity to each other right there on the kitchen floor, and we've been happily and smuttily together ever since
16. Have you ever fantasized about fucking one of your teachers?
No! Damn I thought I was a horny little bastard
17. Do you ever mentally strip strangers just for kicks?
No just y/n I like thinking about what's below her dresses
18. And then imagine, in dirty detail, what it would be like to fuck them?
I do. And then I usually make a note of it and make her do it once we get home.
19. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?
I have, me and gregory grew up much like brothers as I was part of his father's and families service for so long being part of there household, and he thought of me much like a brother And infact still does but one night, we weren't that old he wanted to see if... That was something he liked and I admit I was curious so we kissed, and gently touched each other but we both agreed, it wasn't for us.
20. What inspires you to make the first move?
Hummm? How horny I am I guess?
21. In your opinion, what does it mean to be good in bed?
I think to be good in bed you have to be willing to change and be considerate of your partner, it's two of you working together and you have to work together it can't be about one or the other.
22. Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend or girlfriend because you just couldn't help yourself?
No! Many times richard and others have stopped places on trips but no. I wait till I get home so I can save it all up and ravish my little lady
23. Have you ever pushed the boundaries of fidelity to the brink and then retreated just for the rush?
No! I adore y/n! After cromwell's I entered the king's household I could have had a lady, a princess, anyone I wanted but I staied with y/n until we got married because I love her so much
24. Do you have a go-to masturbation fantasy?
Y/n. Bathing.
25. What kind of porn turns you on?
Windows. I suppose. Well watching y/n
26. Have you ever had sex with your eyes closed?
Yes! Usually because you ever been to tudor england, if we blow out the candles it's fucking dark ain't much to see anyways well it's my beautiful wifey but not much I can see in this level of darkness
27. Have you ever blindfolded or handcuffed your partner?
Well I have tied her up a couple of times and she had too me too.
28. Does naughty talk get you aroused?
I like when y/n whispers to me especially in public or in meetings or other such things, once I had to go to court so I brought her along with me and as we sat watching the king speak about his new wife, she slipped her hand across my leg and whispered "please master Sadler, I miss you so bad it's dripping down my legs" Umm dirty little girly! And yes I did take her out at the first time I could and we had a quickie against the wall in the gardens of the palace.
29. Are you sure about that, my dirty little forest nymph of a sex goddess?
Very sure princess xx
30. What's the dirtiest thing someone's ever said to you during sex?
Not during we don't take alot during but 'my waters getting a little cold maybe you could help me warm it up' as she was sat in the bath. Yeah.... That was a good day.
31. Have you ever watched another couple get it on without them knowing?
No!
32. Have you ever watched another couple have sex with their permission?
No!
33. How would you respond if a couple approached you to be their "third"?
No thank you I am good
34. What's the most flattering thing someone's said about your naked body?
She usually just says how beautiful I am and how much she loves me which in happy with
35. When's the last time you had a vivid sex dream?
I do not have sex dreams. I have a sexy wife you see I just kinda turn over tap her and go hey... Sexy time?
36. What do you think an orgy would be like?
Weird! And I don't wanna be involved ever
37. Have you ever propositioned a total stranger?
Well... I don't think so, I wouldn't say I have.
38. What does your ideal one-night stand look like?
I don't like one night stands
39. How long does it take you to get yourself off, on average?
Myself? Ohh like five minutes, with y/n well it depends how mean she is to me
40. What's the weirdest thing that turns you on?
Water! Or we'll when stuff is wet like a wet corset, a wet dress, wet hair just ummm something about it is so hot
41. Have you ever had a naughty dream about a close friend or family member? Close friends yes! Anyone my age in the house hold till they hired y/n.a
42. Have you ever woken up humping your pillow?
Yes. Many times
43. When's the last time you orgasmed in your sleep?
Many years ago before my first time
44. What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you while hooking up?
I have cum to early alot and uhhh I think that's it
45. Do you like touching yourself in front of the people you sleep with?
Very much and I know she liked watching too but I adore to watch her
46. What's the dirtiest text you've ever sent or received?
She once sent me a note that said she was in the bathroom waiting for me in a bubble bath
47. Do you prefer professional or amateur porn?
Uhhh windows
48. What's your favourite blowjob technique?
I like when she licks
49. If you had to pick, would you be a dominatrix or a submissive?
Dominant but... I'm happy to switch
50. Is there anything you won't do in bed?
Nothing with her butt just... Not somewhere I wanna go
51. What's your dirtiest sexual fantasy?
Ummm watching her bathe in her sexy bubble bath and then tieing her naughty little hands together and having my way with her anyway I want
52. How many people have you slept with?
One! And I indent to keep it that way
53. Where's the weirdest place you've had sex?
Uuhh the river? Royal gardens? A coach? The woods?
54. What's your favourite part of Y/n's body?
Uuuummmm I love her waist. I like looking at it, stroking it, and caressing it
55. Have you ever had anal sex? Nope!
56. If you could choose what Y/n was wearing right now, what would you choose? Nothing. Or her little robe and nothing else
57. Where on your body is your favourite place to be touched?
I like when she touches my leg or my hand
58. If you could have sex anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Our bed of course it's the cosiest
59. When did you first had sex?
She had been with us about a month and I had loved her since the moment I saw her and I decided one night to just go for it and we had sex on the floor and told each other how much we loved the other
60. What's the best sex you've ever had?
The night of our wedding, or the first time I can't decide
61. What's your favourite position?
.... I like, when she faces away as I'm on my knees and she sits her butt on my crotch don't know what it's called but I like it.
62. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Weirdly never.
63. Do you watch porn?
I watch y/n
64. What kind of porn do you watch?
Y/n
65. How often do you masturbate? I used to every night but I never do now I have y/n
66. Name a sex position you'd like to try? I would like to try... Hummm uuuhhh I don't know I don't know any we haven't done maybe I need to learn more sex positions.
67. Do you prefer to give or receive?
I like to receive, I like when she spoils me.
68. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
A few times yes
69. What's the most sex you've had in a day?
Sixteen times!
70. Are you loud or quiet during sex? We are both fairly quiet
71. Have you ever tried using food during foreplay? No. Seems like a bad idea
72. What's the first thing that sexually attracts you to someone? Personality and how snuggly they are
73. Would you say you have any fetishes?
I don't think so no 74. When it comes to BDSM, how far have you gone/would go?
As far as you want me too princess xx
75. What's your favourite toy?
Rope
76. Do you ever read erotic fiction?
Not really, I make up my own
77. Have you joined the mile high club? Nope
78. Do you think you could take off Y/n underwear with no hands? I know I can
79. Would you say you're kinky? Eh? Kinda
80. Do you enjoy shower sex? I like bath sex yes!
81. Where's the weirdest place you've ever masturbated? Many cupboards and little places but the weirdest I think was a little corner of the gardens
82. Do you like to be spanked? I do
83. Have you ever fantasised about someone else during sex? No! Why would I? I have y/n.
84. If y/n caught you masturbating, would you stop or would you finish? I finished for her and let her watch and she let me watch her too in return
85. Have you ever had an inappropriate crush?
I guess on y/n
86. Have you ever cried or fallen asleep during sex? Fell asleep after yes! Lots of times when she tries me out
87. Do you prefer eye contact or not during sex?
Eye contact please!
88. Do you like to kiss during sex?
Lots and lots of kisses please 89. Do you get tired after sex?
I do of she's being mean to me 90. How many positions do you think you've tried? Most of them I think
91. What's the longest you've ever gone without sex?
A year, I was so busy and I was barely home so I waited, and when I got home she couldn't walk for the next week
92. How high is your sex drive?
Fairly high
93. What's a surefire way to turn you on?
Touch me, or get in a bath or wet like seriously throw a bucket of water on yourself I'm weirdly hard! Maybe I just have a thing for water? Y/n in the bath that first maid girl washing clothes, ohh my god an I into water?
94. Sex with lights on or lights off? On else we can't see anything
95. Do you like dirty talk?
Very much
96. Do you prefer one night stands or longer-term sexual partners? Long term
97. Do you prefer to be on top or bottom? I like bottom I like giving her that power over me
98.Rough or romantic? Romantic
99. Quickie or marathon session? Quickie
100. What's the best thing about our sex life?
Awww that I adore you, your my little lady, I never even look or think k anyone else that's how lovely you are the fact it's never a no everything we discuss and we try somethings we hate others we love and I can't wait for all the other things we shall try once baby comes my beautiful wife.
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shroudingmists · 5 years
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12 with Rafe?
TW: Emetophobia! Mostly under a cut for safety.
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Something he should’ve always remembered, and he hadn’t this time: never eat like that when he’d been drinking. Clinging to his pillow like his life depended on it, he closed his eyes. Nope. World’s still spinning. Yep. This is how I die, he teased himself, to try and ease the pain. Definitely didn’t work, but…well, it was worth a shot.
He should’ve never let Hallewell talk him into that last round of shots. And…oysters, what in the ever-loving hell was thinking?
Oh. Oh, don’t think about that. Anything but the…rock snot. Muffling a laugh, Rafe promptly whimpered as his stomach bubbled in protest. Stupid rock snot. Why did he have to call it that? Rock…snot…rock snot…
“Pfffbt,” the winemaker’s laugh sounded more like a sputter, followed by another whine of frustration.
A loud knock at the door was met with a deep, rather emotional whine.
A laugh echoed on the other side, and the door opened a crack.
“Have I ever told you…that I hate you?” Rafe whispered, gazing blearily at the face that poked through. The intimidatingly handsome Guardian beamed brightly, and wriggled through the space he’d made for himself.
“Few times,” he hummed, setting to work immediately. “Lord, you look like death warmed over. Twice.”
“Don’t…remind me…”
Pausing, briefly, Hallewell tilted his head. “…isn’t Eurfyl coming today?”
Rafe’s eyes widened, entire body tensing. It only took a split second for Hallewell to snatch his friend’s head in one hand, and prop a trash bin under it. Apologetically, he stroked his hair. “Oh…oh, sweet, I didn’t mean to upset you. There, there.”
“…rock snot,” Rafe whimpered, spitting, sticking his tongue out in distaste. “My stomach really hurts, I don’t think I can make it tonight…no…what am I going to tell him? Ohhh…”
Hallewell smiled indulgently. “I’ll get you feeling better. You’ve still got a while, he said he wouldn’t be ‘til later, yeah? Don’t worry. It’ll be alright. I’ll ask Iavor to get Vanadev to tend tonight, and you can relax with Eurfyl, hm?”
Rafe’s head pressed deeply into the Guardian’s palm, a soft sign of thanks. “This isn’t…going to be pleasant, is it?”
“Nah. Iavor’s smoothies are vile, but they work. Just don’t hork that up too, hm?”
“Where do you learn these words?” Rafe laughed, as he was laid back gently into his pillows again. A cool cloth smoothed over his forehead–then carefully, his mouth. “Ahhh, whatever. Thanks, man.”
“Nothin’ to it,” Hallewell hummed, contently. “I’ll be back. Rest.”
Eyes fluttering shut, Rafe slipped back into a surprisingly deep sleep–as the sound of the Guardian’s voice echoed in the room.
I’ll see you soon, Eurfyl…promise. It’ll be alright. I’ll be waiting for you, no matter what. I’ll be okay, just like he said.
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khaleesiofalicante · 2 years
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“Ban me?”
Oh. My. Gosh. I. Cried.
Honestly I laughed out loud that is such a perfect Easter egg like I swear people will read this fic years into the future and they’ll read it all in one go 😠 - never knowing our pain - and they’ll be like what?? What does that mean?? But us… oh we shall know… we shall know forever I declare ahahahaa
🖕apple
Yeah Dani I think this is why they banned Alec’s tag - tho tbf if Alec’s going down then magnus better go down with him if u get what I’m saying?
Haha Alec of course your son was having sex what were you doing at 18/19 with a hot sexy boyfriend hmm?
“You can do me later”
Magnus at his finest I thank you
Nah nah nah this boy can cook??? And like??? Well???? Damn max you pulled my guy you got a gudden (no idea if this is British slang or what my speech/typing is so strange don’t @ me)
yes ALEXANDER WHY ARENT YOU MORE LIKE DAVID
I swear we all need a David
wHeRe Is My DaVid DaNi WhErE
No I SWEAR my parents are like malec
(He’s not my boyfriend) but my friend came round today and te whole time he’s here and after he’s gone they rave about how much they like him and the last time he was here he sat in the kitchen and talked to my dad abt war and planes for 20 minutes like they like him more than me 😭
Tho tbf if I was malec I’d like David more than max he’s way less problematic
I have that a lot acc, cos I’m the least problematic person so my friends parents always love me cos im a good influence 😂 not that it ever ends well for me tho
Alec and David 😂 constantly looking out for max😂
Max is the ultimate drama queen tho, I can just imagine him asking for a pet dinosaur and then when they tell him no he storms off to his room in a huff and doesn’t speak to anyone for hours
FUCK THE CLAVE 😂😂😂
The banter 😭😭😭 Rafael max and David it’s so cute I die
These boys are crazy I’m laughing out loud rn oh rhis is just the tension relief I need after a very people oriented day -
Just realised the italics for WhatsApp dotn work in tumblr 😭
😂😂😂 this banter is killing me ohhh the fluffiness is so beautiful please don’t let there be angst please don’t let there be angst
ANJALI MY BADASS REBEL YAAASS MY GIRL ILYSM GO DO DEMON DESTROYING SHIT GO BEAT ALL THEM BOYS
Rafael borrowing Magnus shitts and then anjali stealing them from Rafe is domestic cuteness my love
Hmm
So Alec is stepping down as consul
What will that mean for their family?
But good on u bro U deserve it you did ur time
“NORMALISE DYING FOR MAGNUS BANE”
PREACH GIRL YOU GOT IT OKAY
Aww the catty cuteness I love it I love them #mavidforlife
Interesting side note Regarding apple’s ban, my WhatsApp bio used to be #donthateonalec and I feel like they didn’t listen to me and that makes me very angry 😡
So dani, is it problematic for Rafael and Anjali to be together if they are the consul and inquisitor? Could that be considered a conflict of interest?
Oh
Magnus and max haven’t figured it out yet
But yeah these things take time right? They’ll work it out eventually
Okay now I’m actually pissed - nothing to do with Lbaf - honestly my brother is such a pain he always knocks, either doesn’t wait for a response or walks in regardless and it’s so irritating because I am not a oeople person and I want alone time and HE JUST WALKS IN ITS SO ANNOYING CAN HE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE PLEASE
I honestly can’t wait till I live alone - or when my dad finally puts a bolt on my door
Is this the angst coming in?
Hmm is Alec the type to know what victim blaming is?
“It’s a warning”
Yes. Warn them max. Let them know what they’re facing if they turn on you. Oh yes.
Awww the beach
They wanna go to the beach
OH WAIT
you made a post earlier and it just said THE BEACH
Is this what that was about?
YAAS RAFAEL MY BOY I HOPE YOU CAN HEAR THE SCREAMING AND CHEERING WE WILL TEAR DOWN THE ROOF FOR THIS BOY AND WE WILL MOVE HEAVEN AND EARTH FOR HIM YOU TOOK HIM FROM US ONCE AND NOW HES BACK AND WE WONT LET HIM GO HE IS THE CONSUL I WILL NOT ACCEPT IT ANY OTHER WAY WE WILL GO WITH HIm. To the very end
Sorry my phone is going all wobbly
I’m liking this free WiFi
Ah of course, Sizzy, making out in the corner
♥️💥
Well dani this chapter was beautiful
Considerably less angsty than the last and for that I thank you I didn’t need angst right now
It was beautiful. You are a beautiful writer. You deserve the world. So take your own advice and remember to take a break.
Thank you
AH THANK YOU.
I had to sneak in the reference about the banning lmao. I had to.
And yes we all do be looking for a David. WHERE ARE THEY???
Rafael and Anjali both in positions of power might not create a conflict of interest (but I assume it can be too much for them sometimes) but there is definitely a monopoly of power at play (which is something we will discuss in chapter 5)
If y'all hate your brothers, ship them to me. I always wanted a brother :((((
And thank you sooooo much. I'm currently on vacation and broke up with a toxic man and am living my best life. So, it's all good <3
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khaleesiofalicante · 2 years
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Wait what the hell is Magnus going
What deal did he make with max???
MAX FORCED HIM TO GIVE HIMSELF UP IN RETURN FOR DAVID WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL NO WE CANT DO THIS TO THEM
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DANII!!!!
I am mad
Please don’t do this
Please
“They are all going to hate me,” Max whispered “They won’t,” Magnus whispered. “I promise.”
Umm no max, they will hate you, Magnus is lying.
If Magnus dies and then Alec dies as well I’m just why
‘Magnus didn’t want to die’
😭😭😭 my poor baby of course he doesn’t! He has so much to live for!
Who’s gonna take care of max when everyone’s gone?
‘He thinks with his heart now’
Of course he does and so he should 😭
‘He wanted to tell max not to feel guilty - about any of it’
Nah Magnus your boy max did a shitty thing he deserves to feel guilty. Like yeah Magnus did a crappy thing to his kid, but he did it out of love. He’s a good parent, he loves his kid, and now max is gonna ruin his own life over it. He will never forgive himself. Ever.
‘Protect himself against his son’
This is really sad. Just sad. My heart 😭😭
No I think as the next consul and inquisitor Rafael and anjali should stay behind to take over if things go very very south
Also rafe’s innocence in all this😭😭 he doesn’t know what’s going on or what’s gonna happen 😭😭 my poor baby
“I won’t stop.”
I don’t believe him. Well kinda. I don’t think he’ll stop loving max, but he loves him so much that he couldn’t bear to be with him because what he’s done is just so painful for him. Because that’s the thing right? You don’t stop loving the people you love when they do stupid things. That’s just what makes it more painful, because you love them. Which in fact will make it harder for David, because he will want to not love max, it’s easier not to, but he won’t stop, because he loves him
At least, David isn’t like anyone else, but that’s what it’s like for me, and I got David in the quiz
Ngl max in this fic kinda annoys me. I am defo a Rafael Stan.
‘Dad, Rafael, David, Bapak.’
All the people max loves, and he knows that what he’s doing will make them all hate him/very very angry.
Like dude if you know you’re gonna hurt everyone who cares about you maybe you should just, like, yk, not do it?
Is that an option???
Oop David got it wrong
“Don’t lose yourself. Please.”
Oh no David, what max is doing is so much worse than that, sooo much worse
Ooh clever Chopin
But David’s right though.
Max would never.
Except max would.
I mean it’s a debate isn’t it. He wouldn’t have considered it before, he refused to let Magnus find out, because he didn’t want it to happen
So I guess you could say Magnus drove him to it, by threatening to take his magic
Oh shit max you took his magic already???
Ok I must have terribly misjudged something here what is going on???
Is this real???
Huh??
Wait the hell mina
The hell is going on here
HOW
My guessing skills have been compromised dani you have finally defeated me
What was all that about ooh I’m so sorry please forgive me David you’re gonna hate me what was all that about why Wld he say that if it wasn’t real
Oh wait yep max pulled thru he achieved his I lie to everyone and mess this shit up
Ohhh max you wonderful wonderful boy
Ohhh I don’t hate you anymore
You did a good good thing
Ohh this is much better
Sorta confused abt the perspectives bit tho
Whoaaa what the hell
How did max arrange all this this is crazy shit even for him!!
Oh
I understand
Max killed himself destroying asmodeus
I think?
That’s what Magnus saw
Max is gone and everyone is fighting the battle
Wow dani
This shit hits hard
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This reaction was such a fucking rollercoaster I can only imagine what it's like for yall to read this shit omg take care of yalls mental health please!!!
Also - Max thought everyone was going to hate him because he basically sacrificed himself and he knew that's the last thing his family would want. Instead of thinking they will miss him and worry for him, he thought they will think he was a reckless idiot (same as as the readers.) so yeah. We'll come back to this later :(
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khaleesiofalicante · 2 years
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fuckkk
i overslept and missed my geography class
im gonna read while i wait for my friend to finish the class(?) so we can talk and i can help her with her tumblr
my feet hurt
ok anyway
Of course, there are many other words that suit him too.
Handsome. Strong. Intelligent. Tall. Sexy. Soft.
so true babe
man is so hot
i dont even know what to say dude the beginning is so gestures
that makes no sense
it's like...the calm before the hurricane
it does start storming in the middle though
i think idk brain is scrambled eggs
i keep on forgetting to liveblog wtf
Alec lets the Magnus in like a hurricane, despite the possibility of consequences.
It’s surprising.
What’s even more surprising is that Alec doesn’t seem to be afraid.
For someone who is careful, Alec seems keen to have Magnus by his side.
me likey
them i mean
im really into these timelines and watching them fuck up uhuduhdf
This is not the kind of rubbing off he expected from the other man.
LMAO-
how am i supposed to video call my friend when i look like an absolute mess
this is so cute though
they're like...so new
it's really really cute
ew who cooks
i do but that's not the point
Magnus is pretty sure Raphael doesn’t eat and is surviving on spite alone
me 90 percent of the time
ah he's a people pleaser sort of...
sigh
y'all just...don't talk????????
Y'all just have sex and that's it????? how tf-
oh yes also shinyun is here ew ew ew
go away bitch
oof families complicated shit right let's move on
magnus' pov is something else entirely
Magnus envies people like that.
People who look at the future and know what they want to do and where they want to be.
same dude
like how tf do y'all do this
also
magnus: I am not gonna ask him anything about his family because then he's ask me about mine
magnus 2 seconds later: so what do your parents do
baby make up your mind
Magnus doesn’t exactly know who a senator is or what they do. But he knows they are a big deal.
me when i started digging for the au
but nice alec told him
He wonders if Prom is like Facebook.
Something Alec has decided he doesn’t like and doesn’t want – but only because it’s easier to think that.
He wonders what else Alec “doesn’t like”.
Magnus wants to find all of them out and lay them on Alec’s feet.
alright boo calm down you've been together for 2 weeks
they're gonna dance???
ooo wasnt this song in the playlist??
nice
magnus' answer is as honest as you can expect right now
okay let's goo middle
RAFE'S POV???
BABY
“Prom is stupid?” she repeats incredulously. “You literally made a Pinterest board in preparation for this!”
I love this boy so much
why doesnt he wanna go?
everything okay?
ohhh she's sick
at least it's not leukemia.
JUST SAYING
They have been dating for two years now. He still remembers how nervous he had been when he had asked her out the first time when he had no more than 14.
“Pick me up at 6,” she had ordered and walked away.
Rafael had gone home and danced in celebration.
I AM GONNA SCREAM
oh my god he tried to break through the window
Rafael had tried to break into the Senator’s house through the window, chickenpox be damned and all that.
Senator Diego Rosales, Anjali’s father, had called Rafael’s dad.
Dad had dragged him home and lectured him about being responsible. Bapak had found the whole thing hilarious, and Max had called him a ‘romantic piece of shit’.
adorable little shit
it's hilarious though
he's so cute
wait isnt he part of the dance auction or some shit??
and wont he have to dance with someone else???
well that's a future problem so we'll see later
aww max just runs over to clace's house and spends time with david
cute
AWW OMG HE'S TAKING MAGNUS
It takes a professional model to make up for your absence
I-
such a simp
Bapak and Rafael two of them decide to spend the rest of the morning practicing a self-care routine – which usually means iced tea, sandalwood face packs, and watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
so sexy of them
sigh
max what did you do
people are always going to be shits
now tell me who you punched so we can do it together the next time
OH FUCK
KIND OF LIKE THE RAFAEL RUMOUR STORY???
SHIT FUCK NO
IM NOT GOING THROUGH THIS SHIT AGAIN AND I AM CERTINLY CANNOT SEE RAFAEL OR MAGNUS GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN
I am done you will see me lying in my grave
goodbye
not really since i will absolutely finish this chapter but like
I CANNOT COMPREHEND
these commenters are pissing me off
but rafe are you okay buddy??????????? like genuienly. and magnus too. shit this is gonna be so hard on them
also "weird close" NO! IT'S CALLED A HEALTHY PARENT-CHILD RELATIONSHIP
im so mad
GET OUT BITCHES LET'S FIGHT
MY FRIEND MADE A COMIC FROM THE LINE "5-foot midget with a knife" I AM GOING TO CHANNEL THAT ENERGY
i really dont want to see what they are posting
shit's messed up
Like when Max didn't want to swim in the swimming nationals and the press started saying the governor's younger son hates America.
how does one jump from that to hating america dude wtf
im gonna kill someone preferably mys the commenters. one of the commenters
IM SORRY THEY ACCUSED MAGNUS OF MURDER???
OH FUCK NO
KEEP BREATHING AND IT'LL BE YOUR FUNERAL NEXT
Aunt Lily and Aunt Maia are talking seriously with his father. Rafael wonders if they have some sort of list. A list of secrets and distractions they can release in case of a situation like this.
that is really fucking depressing
MAGNUS OMG
im gonna scream this is making me so angry
“We could lie the two of you are getting a divorce,” Rafael jokes.
FUCK NO
I know it's a reference to the future and all but like-
max im not even shocked
OH NO MAX-
I AM GONNA SCREAM
i love him so much
i am laughing way too hard at this-
oh my i just went through the lyrics
it's very...colorful
elyaas is just amazing
“It matters to me too,” Max says. “But we need to pick and choose what matters and what doesn’t. Otherwise, we’ll never make it through.”
THIS!!!
OH MY GOD THEY DESIGNED HIM A PROM
I COULD CRY
ALEC IS INCHARGE OF THE PUNCH
LMAO
i have no clue what that song is but good for you bestie
“Also, I don’t want to freak you out but this dude behind you is kinda creepily staring at you.”
the dude is alec isn't it
OH I FORGOT THAT'S WHAT CHAPERONS DO
sigh
let's do the end now....
Magnus used to be a part of the auction in the previous galas too. People like to dance with him. People want to dance with him. Magnus always gets the highest bid - which means the largest donation of course goes from Alec.
During the last gala, five years ago, Alec had won the bid for $25,000.
It had been worth every fucking penny.
Sure, they had been married at the time and Alec could have danced with Magnus whenever he wished.
But the thrill wasn’t just in the dancing.
It was in the winning.
It was in showing all those suckers that he is the one who always gets to dance with Magnus.
I am so obsessed with these dorks
Max looks at him and then focuses back on his food with a grin. "I think you should bid on him. Just for the drama."
agreed
it would be so much fun
DAVID
my boy's in cambridge so proud
maryse's growth 🥺
“David’s gay?” Max chokes on his food. “What? When? How?”
Alec is not sure how to answer those questions.
MAX JDCUUDCIUDF
how does one answer "when" and "how"
he came out through email my precious-
how did i not know Sweden has a monarchy????
max absolutely flirt with the prince and cause an international scandal
reminds me of the rwrb au
“Max,” Alec pinches the bridge of his nose. “If you walk into the gala in a tank top and boxers, I swear to god, I will cut off your allowance.”
“Damn, papi,” Max pouts. “You hit me right where it hurts.”
“I’ll take care of you,” his mother stage whispers to his son.
WHY CAN HE NOT-
also maryse yes
it's always the grandmas 🥺
HE HAS A FAKE TWT ACCOUNT JHDSUHSDU
THE NAMES OF THE ACCOUNTS IM DEAD-
Malechoe1996 Am I the only person who wants Magnus to turn up with a date? Give me that Jealous Alec content. Please and thank you.
Alecsgayspider Do y’all remember Alec bid $25,000 on Magnus? My boy has no chill lol.
THESE TWO WIN
yeah it is quite rude
“Just make sure I don’t throw my whiskey in her face.”
Jace nods. “Gotcha. Make sure to throw a whiskey in her face.”
do it bitch do it
DJDFUHDF SELENA SAID MAGNUS BANE SUPREMACY AND IM HERE FOR IT
max walked straight back I CANT-
BOY-
Rafael and Max insult each other because that’s just how they say hi
peak sibling behaviour
holy shit he's hot
"evil swan" IM DONE-
what is up with the white suit though??
“Whatever happened to decorum? This is a charity event for fuck’s sake!”
“Then you should probably consider buttoning up some of this,” Max deadpans as he points at Alec’s shirt.
OK LISTEN-
“That’s different!” Alec hisses.
dude that's sexist
OH NO HE'S GOING TO DROP HIS CHAMPAGNE ON HER
I KNOW HE WILL
OH SHIT HE DID
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
THE KIDS ARE JUST WALKING AROUND MAKING SURE ALEC DOESN'T CAUSE A SCANDAL IM DONE-
also "not under his roof" shduhdfudf
oh fuck no she's wearing magnus' clothes
NO ONE BIDS AGAINST ANJALI LMAO
LEXI BID FOR JACE UIDUDUIFD
well technically jace bit for himself-
NOICE THE PRINCE BID ON DAVID
SHINYUN REALLY DID THAT-
i am digging her grave as we speak
if alec doesnt kill her i will
AWW DAVID CAME LOOKING FOR MAX
Y'all need to talk
The three of them stand on the balcony. It’s not fucking awkward at all.
my my the tension is thick af
sigh
well then
okay im going back to sleep
OMG THIS IS ME BECAUSE I WOKE UP TODAY AT 8 AND I WAS LIKE "IMMA CHILL TODAY" AND THEN I FORGOT I HAD A MEETING AT 10.
I had to go for it :)))))))))))
Also not you getting aggressive during these live blogs kjdshfkjs lowkey here for it.
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