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I'd be a really hot girlfriend
#omg kiera no one cares#looking at myself in the car mirror like ok slay#anyway i am hungry from this tiny outing i think it is time to jerk off and nap for a little bit
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Reporter asked if they were an ****item*****
#TOOK AN HOUR BREAK OFF HW BC THE ANIMATION ITCH WAS STRONG AND THIS CRACKSHIP IS SO FUNNY TO ME#EVERYONES TAGS ABT THESE GUYS HAVE BEEN MAKING ME LOSE IT#SLAY SHIPPING#?????#C R Y IN G#I STILL DUNNO HOW TUMBLR ETTIQUITE QORKS SO IDK HOW TO RESPOND TO EVERYO E BUT I HOPE Y ALL KNOW#I SEE EVERYTHING AND I THINK YOURE FUNNY AS FRICK#ANYWAY ENJOY THIS#ok ok genuine thoughts abt them tho#clay is still recovering but i think. as he gets better over time his old sense of humor returns#and he can be a little more lighthearted in the same way i#an ace person#can flirt stupidly with my other ace friends#bc i know They know its a joke and we all respect each others boundaries in the process and know it Wont get taken too far#but the joke still is there#u feel#does that make any sense#anyway clay is one of the 2 ppl in the world who have ever seen simon crack a joke#and nobody will ever believe clay ever#the other person is a sweet lady named cass#not even ethan has seen it and she cant tell is clay is lying or not when he INSISTS simon has some of the best comedic timing ever#THEM. GRIPS THEN#I GOT SO ATTACHED TO THIS THROWAWAY CROSSOVER GOSH D A N G IT#earth day/sing#clay calloway#simon hardy#my animations lol#my art lol#animation#please read An Item like tulip from storks btw
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yknow whats so crazy. oftentimes.. people will help you if you just tell them you dont know what youre doing. and you dont actually have to bullshit ALL the time
#when i was 19 i went on a work field trip to a coffee. business. whatever. my point is they had beans there.#and at the end of the tour they had a big shelf of bags of whole bean coffee and they were like choose one and take it to the front desk and#they’ll grind it for you and i said okay slay lemme get my paws on one of these.#and i took it to the front and the guy working there (HOT) was like ok how would you like these ground#and i (thrown off guard) leaned in a little and was like hey listen.. ill be so honest with you rn… i have absolutely no idea.#i dont even drink coffee this is a gift for my mom. and he got a real kick outta that. and was SO sweet about it#BASICALLY WHAT IM SAYING. is that sometimes. the people around you. are just other people. and would help you if you asked nicely
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Other ideas my brain has made while waiting for carpal tunnel to go away:
-soup group knights sent on a quest to conquer the dungeon (decked out 2)
-bad version of the crossover event where the rift takes them to hels instead because hels has broken through into empires (I have just learned about the helsmits/helsknight and. Help. There’s so much here to do and see)
-pearl as the last human in her ruined city making first contact w aliens (other hermits arriving from s8 yes this is fucky wrt to boatem and the timeline but.)
-very satirical take on a horse girl movie starring bdubs where also I get to pepper in an annoying amount of dressage and conformation jargon (lifelong horse girl gender neutral term)
-cosmological entities (life series winners) coming into their godhood in a new universe (this would literally just be context for the song I’ve already written to distract me from writing stories until my carpal tunnel is healed)
-team ranchers stardew valley (expanded) au where Jimmy moves to Hermitopia (pelican town) and keeps getting roped into adventures with one of Marlon’s guild members, somehow. Xisuma is the mayor but he’s much much better than mayor Lewis
-boatem spaceship succeeds and rescues tango before he crashes into the moon (part of a larger series where the hermitheus, which isn’t a matrix ship here but a large colony space station of sorts, serves as a rendezvous point for the refugees of s8)
-impulse’s plot armor/main character syndrome finally getting him in trouble in phasmophobia when GIGGS faces off against a genre-savvy ghost (scott) (I don’t know why it’s scott my brain just insisted it was scott and now it can’t be anyone else)
It’s been three days. I moved across the country in those three days and I still came up with all this. Help me
#about the author#I even have names for some of them#soup group knights is#slay the dungeon#a little slay the spire reference bc that’s also inspiration for this#helsmits one is a sharpest lives lyrics#a light to burn all the empires#pearl’s first contact one is jokingly called What’s This [australian accent]#but it’s a lot more serious than that lmao#ok I lied I have names for all of these#bdubs horse girl is named in honor of my tv’s favorite channel#heartland#cosmological entities is same as the song so.#comet dear#boatem spaceship is#a thousand miles to go and nothing near#ghosty scott is#just a pretty face#and ranchers sdv is basic lmao it’s#in which Jimmy moves to the country for a fresh start and gets more than he bargained for#anyways. ask me about any of these? or tell me about your own sus?#*aus#it’ll keep me from getting impatient w my carpal tunnel and writing before I should
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This is sooooo bitw Aegon imma be SICK
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#kicked puppy who comes back for more slay#like ok Joaquin you ate this one little thing!#I was rewatching gladiator a couple of days ago#something something ‘you should have been my son’ something something ‘you would have been a great Caesar’#I’m also just thinking about… like what age do y’all think Aegon finally realized ‘oh my dad hates me hates me’#bc even people who don’t like their kids can make their heirs. I wonder at what time did he realize as the first born boy he was ‘afforded’#some sort of right he did not get#also this very much Aegon from that idea of had viserys taking a third wife in an au Alicent passes from giving birth to daeron
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something you have to know about me is that i am obsessed with the unexplored dynamic between franziska and sebastian after the events of investigations 2. another thing you have to know about me is that sometimes i write ace attorney scripts in my notes app for funsies. and yet another thing you must know about me is that i am a trans sebastian truther first and a human being second
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#obsessed with the idea of franziska learning the hard way what patience and kindness is required to be an older sibling#and thus becoming more (silently) apprecative of what miles has done for her#and also learning things about herself via sebastian asking her when no one else will bc they're scared of her#bc sebastian is kinda clueless and very curious and he looks up to her a lot and he just has so!! many!!! questions!!!!#btdubs if someone wants to draw this and @ me i would love that. bc i do not have the energy to draw this whole exchange#ace attorney#my scripts#aai2#sebastian debeste#franziska von karma#oh btw fun fact that drawing i did with sebastian saying ''the prostitution is ready your honour'' was originally gonna also have franziska#i didn't have the energy to draw anymore but she was gonna be behind the prosecutor's bench with him with her head buried in her hands#and it was gonna be a short comic where when informed of their mistake sebastian was gonna start freaking out#internally being like ''oh jeez i messed up already...... maybe i can't do this...........'' and franziska was gonna Notice That#and be like ''you only made one little mistake sebastian debeste it's not the end of the world now present your argument''#and then she catches herself saying that and starts having her own existential crisis#bc she just admitted to herself that it's ok to not be perfect#and sebastian's like ''ohhhh you're right i can DO this!!''#and franziska realises that she's become the kind of mentor she needed as a kid and she has broken the cycle of abuse#and she watches sebastian absolutely SLAY in the courtroom (malapropisms notwithstanding)#so yea that drawing is actually also part of this concept where franziska becomes a mentor to sebastian#edit: oh god tumblr really fucked up the quality on this one sorry#maybe use the alt text if you're struggling to read
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Previously unreleased images of pathetique muppip (Muppet pip)
#the doctor didn't even want to send me the first one because it's so unflattering#but i was like#i wanna see her little stoned face it's ok!!!#she was fresh out of anesthesia and just starting her infusion#and being reportedly 'very stubborn' about not sitting up#so she got infused like that lol#the next one was described as her 'hamming it up in her nest' tonight#so she is feeling better now#procedure is done!#now it's all recovery#pip#3 years#slaying the dragon!#going to war
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Strong world is the nami and luffy twins manifesto written by oda this is my one piece.
You see luffy's finishing attack with his giant hammer being fueled by lightning which is nami's main weapon with her clima tact and she even made the guy steer the islands towards the cyclone so even if the lighting isn't produced by her the lighting is provided by her either way so luffy AND her finished that guy and even luffy attacked after nami announced how he will lose which also means nami knew and trusted luffy to end him after that and of course he did and
Oh my god luffy making nami explain herself about the message he left on the tone dial and being pissed that she didn't trust him to save and protect her but he got so mad and didn't hear the whole message and she asked luffy to save her omg....... she knew after all that they will come and win..... I love this ending I am going to walk into the sea now goodbye.
Why are whitebeard and ace on the ending credits I already cried. Watching aces part again cause he looks so good. Hello alive dead wife
#the animation in this one..... hell yes.....#img little luffy i missed you!!!! robin doesnt look like herself in this one and franky doesnt have his voice 😞😞 what a disrespect in his#first movie appearance....... franky i will avenge you. your fit is hard tho. well his voice could be his va with a cold. its weird#why is brook smoking a blunt ajdhsksj and sanji tease......#the 3d is too good here.... and someone wants nami bc of her abilities instead of like well everything else.... i might accept this#sanji going insane ajdksjsk zoro what are you wearing on your head......#love the duck following nami like well a baby duck... omg i thought if the duck electrifies the animals in the water nami is fried too#and indeed he was i didnt expect it to follow logic ajdhsj nami found luffy of course#why is nami on top of luffy ajdhsjs doesnt she trust the bird to fly or what#THE BARTENDER FROM THE PIRAGE RACE MOVIE IS HERE TOO!!!!#nami getting arlong flashbacks but now worse#kinda love the crew being protective over her and not to fall into stereotypes but it goes off every time.... they got her away form arlong#nami and usopp omg...... nami once again sacrificing herself... suffered more than jesus.... also her bracelet... i didnt know that#luffy is so mad.... he gets so mad when people leave.... (he gets sad but ofc he cant be sad so next best thing)#NAMI GOT SICK FROM THE TREES!!!! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!#they got changed and everything..... did robin tell them they had to follow the dress code and they all did?? qjsjaka luffys first cape also#luffy that was such a slay. why are they all carrying fire power. he called them a suicide squad... and well a lot of them actually#wasnt expecting this to turn into a mafia movie. surprised luffy knows how to shoot one of those.#nami isnt gonna sacrifice herself luffy said... while she rigs epxlosives in a place she cant move.... luffy she needs an intervention#oh my god. nojiko telling her to have fun.... every time i remember luffy promised gen san to keep her happy i die a little#luffy is gonna get a stroke he is so fucking mad 'nami ill beat this guy and well go back together' ok 🥺🥺#sanji understands perverted gorilla 😭😭#brook got robin instead of sanji.... sick ennies lobby reference bro#also how come franky didnt get his own movie.... like in this one franky AND brook join. confirming my theory that brook doesnt let franky#get confortable in the crew and be with them as the new one for a while bc brook joins immediately after and he doesnt get time to breathe#nami don't cry omg.... she was ready to never see them again omg#i thot nami was gonna electrocute him..... or make him eat the cyclone or smth.... well she said her peace at least#talking tag#watching one piece#watching one piece movies
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probs won't hit post limit bc i spent a good chunk of the day watching smallville
#my currently smallville thoughts as of getting halfway thru s5:#jensen's character is dead and gone rip jason teague#also he turned out to be working with his evil mom and held my girl martha and jonathan hostage. so not too sad to see his character go lol#chloe is still getting on my nerves but a little bit less#she seems to have finally accepted her role as sidekick friend who will never be the Love Interest#lois continues to grow on me<3 the 'i barely (but fondly) tolerate you' friendship she and clark have rn is cute#CLARK AND LANA DATING FOR REALS THIS TIME. my shipper heart soars. soaking it all up bc i knowww it will not last </3#also them being each other's firsts. cute and also. VINDICATION. it's just simply what's meant to be. that's his first love ok#clark and lex's rapidly deteriorating friendship in s5 breaks my goddamn heart tho. also lex suddenly interested in lana like. no dude stop#like. i can only get one of my two favorite clark relationships to be afloat at a time. i get a clark x lana win this seasons#only to lose clark and lex :(#my girl martha continues to slay. all the awards to annette o'toole. literally every scene she's in just banger#and lionel's glorious hair finally back. we just love lionel in general. a fun bad dad. it's the flair for dramatics that makes him so fun#also just john glover is constantly slaying every scene too#smallville watch
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YOU GUYS YOU GUYS YOU GUYS LOOK AT THIS DRAWING MY LITTLE BROTHER DREW FOR HIS ART CLASS TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ISN'T IT ADORABLE?????? ISN'T HE THE MOST TALENTED LITTLE DUDE EVER LIKE????? I'M SO PROUD OF HIM AAAAAAAA HE'S SO GOOD AT ART <33333
#ok to rb#art#traditional art#kid art#//i've been internally screaming over this all day I asked him if it was okay to show you guys and he said okay im so happy over this like-#//he said he wants to be good at art like me a while ago and I almost teared up a little he's such a sweetheart ;;;;;;#//LIKE YOU GO LITTLE MAN YOU'RE SO TALENTED SLAY KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM UR NUMBER 1 FAN ALWAYS AND FOREVER LIL BRO!!!!!!!!!#//one of these days imma convince ma that we gotta get this dude his own drawing tablet since he's been so interested in mine#//he'd do SO good with digital art I think he'd flourish with it!!!!!!!!!!!#//he's not too confident with his art but I think he's great!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope you guys agree bc he deserves to know he's good at art!!!!
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imagine being an actor on first kill cryin and shitting urself giving the performance of ur lifetime and people on the internet are like "first kill doesnt have to be good 😗 its campy and cringey and thats OK" like i'd kill myself if that were me 😭😭
#not really but thats kinda fucked up#i for one think imani and sch's performances were stellar#especially the ending part where they were sobbing they little heart out like Erm.... ok... go off...#also that part where apollo and calliope were crying over theos body like#SLAY! i cried too#first kill
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left a 10 dollar tip bc i felt rly bad abt being late 4 the pickup.. sry man
#i put it bc i had 2 um. 4 some reason when i put pickup at the restaurant i was sitting at it changed it back to the airport#so i saw this sign for an italian restaurant across the street and i was like ok slay ill just say im there and then put in the notes Hey#im avtually at the diner across the street#but. the italian restaurant was actually on the other side of that builfing and they judt had like. a little alleyway/outdoor seating zone#where they had that sign. so i jogged iver there and then didnt see the car bc there were 2 of the car that was supposed 2 be picking#ne up . abd one of them had 2 ppl in it but i walked to the back door and then i was like No#so i ran away . and then it was like hey yr drivers gonna leave and i was like Sry Sry sry and i looked again and saw it and got in and i#felt bad#BUT asode from that super fun day :]] i went to da little cafe i was looking at i got a london fog and a bacon breakfast sandwich and a#salted caramel candy all were pretty good... n then library this is famous it was fun.. i worked on the puzzle for the last 30 minutes i#was there :] very fun... AND i got a book ive been meaning 2 read and put 2 others on hold... all by miss ask a mortician#ill be honest the one i got is smoke gets in yr eyes and im not loving the writing style so far ... but its also her first book and is from#like 2014. and im only a tiny bit into it#but yas. im rly excited for will my cat eat my eyeballs...#the library is a tinyyy bit disappointing where its part of like. a library system? they all share books#so no one library has a ton of books lol. ill just have 2 remember to put books on hold when i want to read them so that theyll send them#over... yk.#its not super weird that it doesnt have a ton of books or anything yk. there r legit 8 other libraries that it shares the collection with#and its fun 2 do library road trip kjnd of thang.. me and . did that once :] it was a lot of fun#even tho i ended up reading like. not even half of the books i got...#but the books i did read were sooo good one of them was the down days Which i absolutely loved#abd i started reading a different one abt like a vampire virus (idk why i checked out 2 entirely seperate books abt fictional pandemics. As#if i havent had enough of pandemics LOL.) and that one was rly cool what i read of it.. i didnt finish it tho im not sure i even got half#in.. i rly liked what i did read of it tho#but. fr down days was so good it makes up 4 all the ones i didnt read. Soooo good guys#it got a little crazy towards the end but i was so into it i was like YASSS OK#highly highly recommend. the down days by Ilze Hugo
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why is lancelot’s tragic backstory so fucking lame. forget i even compared him to anna lightwood. she wouldn’t never be so fucking NOTHING. at least anna’s tragic backstory makes some fucking SENSE this guy’s deal is that some lady killed herself because she was freakishly obsessed with him and he like blames himself for not being able to help her or whatever? it’s dumb. i don’t care about it. like sorry that happened to you man but you’re still fucking annoying!!!
#anna would never. she’s like if will herondale was butch it’s the goddamn slay of the century#can you believe CASSANDRA CLARE wrote the best lesbian in any ya book ever. CASSANDRA CLARE. can you fucking belive.#i love how her whole approach to writing the character was just. ok i’ll take one of my classic male character types and make them butch!!#and she was so fucking real to do that!!! who else is doing that!!!#goddamn. anyway i have got to read that book tonight. it’s embarrassing how little i’ve progressed in it#choices
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mmmhmmm something something ludmila doesnt know how to grieve mmhmm mmhmm
#me typing away all the silly little letters that give me brain damage#bc WHAT DOES CHAPTER ONE SAY#ok byeee#iris violetta s3: priscila’s revenge#i havent said this in a while but. ahem#ND VIBES SLAY#violetta#ludmila ferro#3x21
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when you pick out an outfit but then youre like no..........thats too good...........i have to save this one for a special day
#i found a couple of shirts someone gave me like three years ago and i put one on w my favorite trousers and its like ok slayy i gues......#anyway ill wear it tomorrow since im going on a fun little daytrip for the first time since before the pandemic so 🧘🏻♀️#emi's meandering jotts#oh and i WILL post photos btw like its literally so yass and slay
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