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crimsonblackrose · 2 years

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My aunt found me arguably the most boring looking white collar job to apply to that just so happens to be remote writing related. How she managed to find like the cliche parent job recommendation I have no clue. I applied. But it hilarious. I didn’t think those were as easy to find between the thin narrow line of like what I qualify for and what won’t make me faint and ill.

#mumblings #I mean here I am looking at gigs like I don't think that's applicable but I can do that on top of freelancing so why not #But oddly enough I'm qualified because my current job is in an adjacent field #but far enough unrelated that I don't think there'd be any issues #but like auntie how did you find me the most boring stable job on the planet?#I'm impressed and dad would be proud of you #also they didn't want my portfolio what sort of place is this?#It's the kind of resume submission that makes me feel like overly confident #which tends to lead to me forgetting about them and them ghosting me #Which is fine lol #I'm going to turn back to refreshing my e-mail in the hopes that the other jobs I applied to come back to me #because ohhh one of those was another dream job #and the other one at least would be fun #okay side note the gigs I want to apply for? omg please #I'm reading the pitching and like hey y'all we're on a one on one #a one no and a one yes #so like if I apply to two of these do you think maybe they'll pick me for one of them?#I'd be happy with either #send me away please #to the ocean side #and pay me #Gotta balance the no fun with the fun

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