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#okay wait i find this both funny and sad and confusing 😭
mulletmitsuya · 18 days
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Toman Groupchat
Warnings: swearing, suggestive, "homophobia", mentions of death
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Smiley: dude
Smiley: i mean, babe
Smiley: nah, i'm gonna stick with dude
Smiley: it's gonna take a while for me to be romantic cause lwky this is weird but we like each other so that's cool but also
Smiley: i never thought i'd date a dude
Mitsuya: you're making it weird
Smiley: but like, i'm less gay than other gay people
Mitsuya: not really
Smiley: no, no, it makes sense
Smiley: you're pretty, and girls are pretty
Smiley: so
Mitsuya: i have a penis
Mitsuya: and i'm a very obvious male
Mitsuya: but if this is how you cope, then sure
Mitsuya: besides. this isn't like, a serious relationship. we're goofing around
Smiley: yeah exactly
Smiley: don't fall in love with me or anything 😁
Mitsuya: you make it very hard to do so, so don't worry about that 🙂
Smiley: ouch, but fair
Smiley: do you wanna, yk
Smiley: wink wink
Smiley: 👉👌 👀
Mitsuya: ...what does that mean?
Smiley: ...are you pretending you don't know
Mitsuya: ?
Mitsuya: oh
Mitsuya: sex?
Mitsuya: dude, just say that
Mitsuya: you also forget that i'm less experienced than you
Smiley: you've been gay for longer though
Mitsuya: i've never dated anyone, Nahoya😐
Smiley: oh shit
Smiley: first name basis
Smiley: we're moving really fast
Smiley: i have commitment issues
Mitsuya: this is kind of funny. why are you tweaking
Smiley: being gay is weird
Mitsuya: you're bi
Smiley: doesn't change anything. liking men is gay🤢
Smiley: ...
Smiley: send nudes
Mitsuya: lol
Mitsuya: no
Smiley: c'mon 😏
Mitsuya: please don't use that emoji
Smiley: 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
Mitsuya: dude
Smiley: ok fine
Smiley: come to my place tonight
Smiley: Angry's hanging out with Hakkai and the annoying ass duo
Smiley: they're both annoying duo's, actually
Mitsuya: there are a lot of annoying duo's here. but i assume you're talking about Mitchy and Chifuyu
Smiley: yeah yeah
Smiley: you coming?
Mitsuya: i'm a switch, by the way
Smiley: fuck that
Smiley: nothings going in my hole
Mitsuya: consider it
Smiley: no😐
Mitsuya: how is that fair
Smiley: i'm the man, of the relationship
Mitsuya: we're both men
Smiley: would you stop saying that
Smiley: ...am i being homophobic?
Mitsuya: yeah. i'm not surprised though
Mitsuya: i'll let you off for now. but i'm a switch, so i'll switch eventually 🥱
Mikey: so
Mikey: i'm not sure how you two haven't noticed that this is the groupchat
Mikey: but this is a heads up, cause things are getting 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
Baji: you fucking idiot
Baji: Mikey i'll kill you
Baji: why didn't you wait till Mitsuya sent the nudes 🤨??
Hakkai: if this isn't a prank i'm going to kill myself 🤣
Chifuyu: LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
Angry: i'm so sad
Angry: why did i have to find out like this
Angry: you said we'd tell each other everything, Smiley 😞
Draken: i thought sworn brothers share secrets but okay
Draken: this is the second time this has happened
Draken: never telling you anything about Emma again
Draken: i'm happy for you, but i'm pissed
Draken: also
Draken: Smiley? of all people
Draken: full offense
Angry: hey🙁
Angry: Smiley's great
Draken: that's a blatant lie
Draken: he's great to *you*
Angry: 😠
Mikey: so you guys are dating huh😋
Mikey: never would've expected the 2 of you, specifically
Mikey: this is so odd
Mikey: i can't even make fun of this. i'm just confused 😭
Baji: Mitsuya should sent the nudes. i need blackmail
Baji: send them
Mitsuya: are you stupid
Baji: we both know the answer to that question
Mikey: can you guys tell me how this came about
Draken: is Hakkai okay
Hakkai: no
Hakkai: just jokes🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hakkai: Taka-chan, i'm very happy for you 😍
Hakkai: i'm not heartbroken at all😭😭😭💔💔💔😭😭👌💔💔😭👌🫶
Hakkai: this is all okay
Mitsuya: are you okay? i'm confused
Draken: Hakkai's in love with you
Mikey: Ken-chin💀??
Mitsuya: yeah sure
Hakkai: DRAKEN WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
Hakkai: that's simply not true😂
Hakkai: that's so absurd
Chifuyu: you are NOT helping your case
Draken: Mitsuya would be dumb, to NOT know
Baji: where's Smiley 💀
Baji: bullied so many people for being gay
Baji: whole times he's topping a twink
Mikey: could be bottoming
Mikey: Mitsuya's a switch, remember
Smiley: i didn't "bully" anyone 😁🖕
Smiley: i just didn't agree with your homosexual lifestyles
Smiley: and i happened to vocalize that 🙂‍↕️✊️
Smiley: freedom of speech
Draken: didn't you call Takemitchy the f slur
Smiley: no, but i should've
Baji: i call him that all the time
Baji: i can say it legally, though
Smiley: cause you are one
Angry: Smiley😠
Smiley: he is??
Baji: so are you
Smiley: what about it
Hakkai: i'll kill you with my bare hands
Hakkai: who said that, lol😂
Draken: you can't do that. we're texting
Draken: we saw the text
Mikey: please tell me how this happened
Mikey: i need to know in full detail
Smiley: i need to know your mom in full detail
Mikey: first of all, lame👎
Mikey: i guess being gay made you fall off in the humor department
Mikey: second of all
Mikey: my mother is DEAD. the only details she has are her skeleton. now answer my question
Draken: you really need to deal with that, dude
Mikey: no need
Mikey: WAIT
Mikey: is this when we dared you guys to kiss
Mikey: did a switch flip
Mikey: a connection
Mikey: a spark
Draken: man, poor Hakkai
Hakkai: what's your problem with me
Draken: i'm here to talk, man. this is rough
Smiley: you know what, so what if i fuck twinks
Mitsuya: we haven't had sex but okay
Mikey: please break up
Mikey: this is gonna fuck up the group dynamic 😭🙏
Draken: i agree
Angry: guys!
Hakkai: i also agree haha
Hakkai: i'm joking. as long as Taka-chan is happy
Hakkai: 😔🫶
Mitsuya: do we need to talk, Hakkai?
Hakkai: no
Smiley: you snooze you loose, Shiba😁
Hakkai: i see
Hakkai: do you realize i'm in your house
Hakkai: Angry and i are in his room
Smiley: i'm always up for a fight 😈
Mitsuya: no??
Mitsuya: what are you guys on about
Hakkai: Taka-chan, forgive me in advance
Angry: i'll cry 😥😓
Smiley: don't
Smiley: it's a friendly fight 😁
Mikey: is it okay if i come watch
Mikey: is that insensitive of me?
Mikey: idk why i asked, i'm gonna do it anyway 😇🤞
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anantaru · 1 year
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YORU ARCHON QUEST THOUGHTS:
okay so i just finished the archon quest and 🧍🏻‍♀️oh my lord both lyney and wriothesley and neuvillette and dude genshin wants me shrivelled up like a raisin istg i am 🧚🏻‍♀️🧚🏻‍♀️🧚🏻‍♀️🧚🏻‍♀️🧚🏻‍♀️🧚🏻‍♀️🧚🏻‍♀️ no but honestly i really enjoyed the quest and took my time with it, the whole overworld/underworld thing is so cool and it‘s interesting how the prison in fontaine works. there is literally so much more to find out and this quest felt like a filler but a very interesting filler quest which is needed, so arlecchino can be properly introduced and we got to find more stuff out about furina and neuvillette and all of them.🩷 also lyney being so protective i got wet lmao
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the only thing i’m sad about 🥲 no tortellini, stop it you guys i miss childe so much and we barely saw him but omg it‘s so sexy he just dipped that‘s so tartaglia, master childe, 11th harbinger of him🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 but wtf was that thing at the end like was that a whale or 🧍🏻‍♀️👛 but the top looks like the abyss, or the sky in the spiral abyss + childe‘s just so sexy come on GUYS HE IS RAAR RAW RNEL👹
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andddd furina 🧍🏻‍♀️i have no words i’m so confused, i’m just happy they confirmed neuvillette is the dragon and not the archon because so many on twt were saying it must be neuvillette even tho it was kinda obvious from the start he‘s not an archon but i just WISH furina would be strong or something like i know there is more to it, especially since arlecchino, the sexy woman of my dreams, said furina is cursed 🥲 i also want to know more about the previous hydro archon like i played the sumeru quest and i know how she died and all but i want to know more still. all in all 10/10 it was hilarious, wriothesley is so funny and everyone was so chaotic, i really like clorinde and wriothesley together their dynamic is so funny 😭😭💀💀💀 i can‘t wait for more 🩷 and please give us childe back i need him hoyo
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nerdyenby · 1 year
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Pink time :D I’m watching Grian
Pregame
Instantly losing my mind /pos
The arm wiggle looks like his mouth opening lol
“This music is relatively annoying isn’t it?” I love Grian so much you guys
MCC Grian is a mess and I love that for him
I am so excited for this team, you guys don’t understand
Bingo But Fast
“Wait, this is real” Jojo 😭
Jojo is so confused lol, it’s okay queen you got this
I’m already confused on who I’m watching, I’ve watched both Jojo and Shelby’s streams the past couple weeks lol
The way none of them noticed the elytra
WHY IS IT ACE RACE MUSIC??!!?! IM STRESSED!! I didn’t even realize the first time round lol
Jojo just saying fuck under her breath repeatedly when half the team is pg is so silly of her
They’re all kinda in their own heads but that’ll get better as they find their flow
Grian sassing chat AS HE SHOULD
“How long til bingo again?” Life really is just a period of waiting between rounds of bingo, Lizzie’s right
“I wouldn’t count on anything being normal” Real and true Shelby
Battle Box
“You should crouch down so I can get on one shoulder, Lizzie can get on the other shoulder, then Shelby can jump on your back and you can just carry us, yeah?” So true Grian
“What if we die before that happens? Well, then we’d be dead” Lizzie my beloved
Lizzie catching that picks are better than the carrots is such a good call
Aw Lizzie just got absolutely mobbed
Eat the carrot, let the impulsive thoughts win
“I think people are targeting me” “I also suffer from success”
Comms are a bit sloppy but I believe
“A win is a win” Lizzie is so real today
MCC itself has a grudge against Lizzie, this is so sad
Hole in the Wall
“I’m ready to start playing better” You got this Jojo!!
A bit off topic but I think the MCC team did a phenomenal job balancing how much players knew before the event and how much was a surprise, there’s enough of both that it’s chaotic without being overly confusing and I think the did a great job
Bill Wurtz fan club over here :))
“I just got flung and I’m not sure I deserved it” snarky Grian is best Grian
“When you said ‘off the edge’ I took that literally” Lizzie my beloved <333
Jojo’s calls are ELITE
Survival Games
I was just vibing tbh
Oh my gosh that was so intense when the border stopped one block away
Lizzie hiding in the corner and winning, queen moves only
“I think you just got scuffed” so true Grian
“I can’t tell what’s intentionally scuffed or just wasn’t thought about” that’s the magic of MCC scuffed
If you don’t know, Grian and his community have been funding a school in Ghana during every event he’s participated in and it’s absolutely incredible, go check it out and donate if you’re able :))
TGTTOSAWAF
None of them actually taking a break is so them
Lizzie going to check in on Joel is so sweet
Jojo apolozing to Ranboo <3
Literally what killed Grian lol
Sands of Time
Sand daddy Shelby <333
Jojo taking charge AS SHE SHOULD!!!
The absolute PANIC of the false chimes 😭
“I’m never going down a tunnel ever again” Lizzie 😂
Grian mvp :))
The countdown starting and Shelby just saying “ignore that” is the level of confidence I need in my life
I didn’t even see the wardens the first time round, that’s terrifying
Wait when did the get green vault? Like I heard Lizzie found the key but I just didn’t notice them actually unlocking it lol
Big Sales at Build Mart
Shelby saying fuck with her entire chest is everything actually
Remember when she was a regular on a Disney show? Now she’s dropping f-bombs on pg streams, and I love that for her
“Where’s- Oreo??” Real
It IS in color Grian 😭
They popped off :))
Skyblockle
None of them even remembering skyblockle is so funny actually, skybattle is just infinitely better and more memorable
Grian just crying when Shelby says to bridge with slabs
“I’d rather poo in my hands and clap” GRIAN
“Anyone else just wanna jump off” Lizzie no
Yeah just build a house actually, you got time lol
Grian crafting a fishing rod, you got this king
He did not, in fact, got this
Shelby being so proud of/excited for Oli is everything
He DID crash and burn, I didn’t even realize 😂
Dodgebolt
Everyone’s still confused, just as it should be in MCC Scuffed
Oh yeah, it would be the first 1v4!!
“That’s my man” Lizzie and Joel are everything
Joel not getting the 1v4 and Lizzie’s “I still love him” “That’s good because if that did it for ya”
A win for the empires team is a win for all empires peeps, so true
The chicken infection was to torment Grian specifically, actually
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gamerbearmira · 1 year
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NATM Encanto AU beginning
Abuela!
Abuela, help me, my hand is-
Luisa! No, no-
Abuela, there's a big wave coming! What do we do?
I...I don't know, Mirabel! I'm sorry I couldn't protect you all!
And then the wave hit. 
Alma opened her eyes. Wait, why was she standing in front of a wall? There was a wave coming, Mirabel was clutching onto her, and then...But now, she was standing there, completely dry, holding the candle. 
The candle, that had burnt out just over a year ago. Why did she have it? 
"Abuela?"
She whirled around. There was her entire family, lined up behind her as if there was nothing wrong. But no, that couldn't be right. Bruno was the first taken off guard from the rapids, Luisa was swept under the water, Dolores was hanging onto a branch that broke, and Mirabel-
Mirabel had probably drowned with her. But there they were, looking as confused as she felt. 
Where was here, anyways? What she originally thought to be a wall seemed like it was actually a hole taken out of a wall, brightly painted and full of strange lights. 
"Oh, gracias los dios, are all of you are okay?"
"Si, mama," Julieta looked around. "Where are we?" 
"And what happened to us?" Pepa asked. "I don't know what happened, but there was a lot of water, and there was a storm I couldn't control, and oh dear, I'm getting a cloud-"
"Flash flood," Camilo cut in. "Apparently, even though it was sunny in the Encanto, it was raining hard everywhere else and the river overflowed." He looked up grimly. "Almost the entire village was swept away. Including us." 
Mirabel looked shocked. "But why are we here now? And how do you know that?" 
Camilo pointed down. "It says so on the description." 
Description? Everybody looked, and both Agustin and Bruno fell out trying to see. Bruno quickly scrambled to his feet, and started reading. 
"The village of Encanto lasted barely over fifty-one years before, for some unknown reason, a large flash flood occurred on April 25th, 1952. A flash flood is when there is excess rainfall over a short period of time, and the river in the village overflowed...Madre de dios, why didn't I see the flood earlier?"
"It doesn't matter. What matters now is that we are here now, we are all together, and, for some reason, the candle is back-" Suddenly, Alma looked at her hands. They were empty, why were they empty, they held the candle just a few moments ago-
Suddenly, they heard snickering from above. All twelve of them looked up just in time to see a monkey holding the candle. The monkey looked down at them, snickered, and ran off, turning invisible-invisible!
AN INVISIBLE MONKEY THIEF!
"CATCH THAT MONKEY!!!!!"
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THIS IS SI COOL WHATTTTTT
I thought everyone forgot about this au but it's nice to see its getting attention 😭😭 ALSO. HOW THEY EVEN ENDED UP THERE. HOW THEY DIED. THAT'S SO SAD :((((
But. I do like it so far. Very cool. I do find it funny how confused the were tho 😭 like imaginw think you dead and gone and then you wake up in a museum, made of stone no less. And then a monkey jacks your candle. LIKE LET THEM BREATHE THEY JUST GOT HERE 💀
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wikiangela · 2 years
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911 s6e2 - some thoughts and comments as I'm watching:
spoilers ahead haha
oh shit I almost forgot about Athena's dad 😳
I love the way we kinda see it all from Athena's perspective, and everything is so echoey and feels kinda distant I guess hah
those scenes before something bad happens are always so stressful because I don't know what exactly to expect or when to expect it 😂 like, I love it, but I hate it 🤣🤣
oh my god I did not expect the guy to blow up his yard 😂 I was so anxiously waiting for him to get seriously hurt somehow and here he goes doing this 😂
awww Captain Hen 😍😍 love that so much ❤️
I figured the wife was cheating with the neighbor but they had an underground tunnel for that??? lmao how did they even manage that 😂
they always manage to do something completely unexpected 😂 God I love this show
"are you at ease" why was this so funny 😂
I'm loving Maddie, like, mentoring Noah or whatever, but... I miss dispatcher May sns 😂😂 (and May in general)
Hen is gonna totally wear herself out, I'm tired just watching her go through it all - btw those shots of her driving super tired and while eating are giving so much anxiety that she'll get into an accident or something - even though I drive, I'm still so terrified of the possibility of a car crash after I was in a car crash when I was like 6 or 7 lol -
okay, what the fuck was that popcorn scene 😂 did that have a purpose? was it supposed to be funny? cause it was kinda cringe and annoying and wtf why did they do that 😂
oh my god she's falling asleep behind the wheel - I fucking called it (I'm currently talking at my screen out loud begging her to pull over, I'm totally fine 🙂😂😂)
oh thank God she's fine but oh my god I'm fucking stressed out 😂
Bobby is the best husband, seriously, I so respect him standing up to Athena's mom, that was great - her mom is being a bit unreasonable but like, I understand it because I know, even just based on my family, how old people are - so stubborn and set in their ways, and can get offended over nothing and take everything way too personally...
random thought (because I heard Hen talk to Julie and I was like: who's that new person lol) but like: where's Ravi? I don't remember how he ended up at the end of s5 but like, did he leave the show or something??
Buck always having meaningful conversations with people on calls when he needs it 👀👀
this is such a stressful rescue but somehow it's less stressful than Hen driving 😂😂 (that car accident affected me too much lol its a miracle I drive regularly now haha)
fuck, I teared up when Hen was telling Lev about Frankie 😭 and now I'm fucking crying omg what 😭😭💔 he was on the screen for like 2 minutes, why am I crying over him 😂 they always know how to hit me in the feels
and the saddest version of don't worry be happy is just making it worse 😭😂😂
I haven't mentioned it yet, so here's my weekly pause and break for thirsting over Eddie because I can't handle the feels now lol: damn Eddie looks so fucking good, like always 🥵🔥 I really love his haircut tbh I wish he had more screen time this episode because oh my god he looks so hot and just so gorgeous 😍😍🔥 (when does he not 🙄😂) okay, I'm done for now lol
I'm loving the plotline of Buck trying to find happiness and I feel for him rn 🥺 he looks so sad and clearly this death hit him pretty hard 🥺 also, the "you always have the answers" 🥺😭
don't tell me Hen didn't pass 😳💔
oh fuck I'm crying once again, poor Hen 😭😭💔 she took on way too much, I feel so bad, both for her and for her family 😭
and now Beatrice is making me cry - damn, it's episode 2 and they're already hitting me in the feels way too much 😂 I can't handle it 😭😂
A BODY? WHAT NOW? WTF??? okay, I wasn't that invested in Athena's story so far but now I am 😳😳😳😳 I MEAN, WHAT?! what does this mean??? I'm so confused and so curious and just.... what. I need the next episode right the fuck now 😂😂
tbh I wanted to say I liked the previous episode a little bit better - but like, that last scene really made it crazy and now I'm 🤯 I loved it
ngl, as much as I felt bad for Athena, I didn't care all that much for her parents' story but the end scene made it the most interesting thing this episode 😂
I loved Hen's story and I was so worried and stressed for her (if you ever feel tired when driving, my god, just pull over pls 😂) school work and being a present mom and a wife is a lot and she was just so overworked and overwhelmed and I'm curious where her story goes now, because they built up her wanting to become a doctor so much, it'd be weird if they just dropped it now 🤔
I'm loving Buck trying to find happiness - Buck's stories are always great and I hope we'll get some more of that in next episodes
I'm also hoping Eddie will get some important storyline soon because he's just there being an amazing firefighter and looking hot and I'm not complaining but like, let's put some more focus on him pls 😂
overall, really loved it, and I seriously cannot fucking wait for the next one (like, the ending??? I won't stop thinking about it until the next episode 😂)
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malfoystilinskii05 · 3 years
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My opinion on Euphoria S2E3...
⚠️Spoliers⚠️
warnings: brief mentions of r*pe and abu*e, sex (not rlly tho), cal and nate jacobs
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-i honestly believe marsha wanted to get preggo bc of this scene right here^
-i think she may have known something… i mean look at that stare 👀
-they both look like they hate each other
-he looks jealous
-like superrr jealous
-i mean cal was just telling him how he loves to go down on marsha
-(hence the stare while walking out)
-and derek was also hella aggressive on the mat towards cal…
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-rue has disappointed me so muchh
-like gaslighting gia?!?
-being a bitch to ali…
-like you rlly made a whole power point on gaslighting
-if ali relapses cuz of rue i’m done man
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-this scene was lwky funny💀
-don’t know how to feel
-i honestly feel like they might all have like a threesome
-just me? okay.
-the sexual tension with all of them is like 👍🏽
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-especially this scene^
-i feel like they bonded
-and i think that elliot might die too
-with all the easter eggs
-at first I thought it was a stretch but now…
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-where do i start with ms.cassie
-it’s honestly embarrassing sweetie😳
-okay so i think the makeup look in this one^^ resembles jules
-and the hair too… i feel like that’s something jules would rock in S1
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-this scene was just so sad to watch😭
-i pity cassie tbh
-like he looked at her with disgust almost…
-but i think the only reason why he actually glanced at her was bc of the fact she dressed like maddie yk
-with every episode she finds a way to embarrass herself🤕
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-love my bby fez
-HIS EYES ARE BEAUTIFUL😍
-okyyy so this plan?!
-so confused honestly
-like did she only come up with it so she can take the drugs…
-i don’t think so but she took fentanyl
-we didn’t get no lexi and fez in this episode… so sad
-but let me tell you, i love them
-seeing them together is just therapy
-how he gets all nervous around her (:
-like we all know fezco isn’t that type of man
-so to see him act this way towards lex is so adorable
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-when i say my jaw dropped at this scene😱
-i wish she had actually confessed
-but ofc it ain’t gonna be that easy
-look at ms.lexi bby in the back😍
-honestly i love lex
-anyways… unpopular opinion… i thought cassie saying ‘rue rue’ was the cutest
-and maddie “you relapsed?!”
-she cared
-love seeing them all together tho
-i felt a sense of comfort yk
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-this boy has my heart fr❤️
-him and his guns are like🤞🏽
-ash is also one of my favorites
-lwky feel like he’s underestimated bc he’s so young
-like the kid never had the chance to have a childhood😭
-its actually sad
-but the fact that he’d do ANYTHING for fezco warms my heart
-he’s loyal and amazing
-this boys deserves the wrld🌍
-anyways…
-this whole scene was funny af
-had me rolling🤣
-fez’s outfit looked fire on him
-faye was lwky funny asf as well
-and ash was once again a g
-cal is such a stupid idiot man
-he straight up just ratted himself out🤦🏽‍♀️
-plus ash didn’t want to let him go
-wouldn’t surprise me if ash ended up killing him lmao
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-i’ve been waiting for this one…
-i feel like this one’s kind of obvious
-nate only wants to be with her life cuz he wants that disc back
-and i love maddie
-but she’s not all that innocent
-need i remind y’all she let tyler go to JAIL for ra*pe and abu*e
-so when it comes to comparing cassie and maddie, maddie takes the cake
-but cassie is pissing me off
- you claim maddie’s your bsf, you wouldn’t do what you did/keep doing if you actually care about her feelings
-i hope maddie has some major character development
-i believe in her🙏🏽
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(pls no hate, just my opinion)
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THE EMPEROR OF EVENING STARS (THE BARGAINER SERIES 2.5)
SPOILERS
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270 years ago. She gave 400 years of her life for a way to escape. Is that why she dies later? Not just his father killing her?
257 years ago. 12 year old Des finally grows wings and finds out who his father is 🥳😅
254 years ago. 15 years old. Okay, it was sad enough to learn his mother’s story, but it’s even worse to read it as it unfolds. 😭😭😭 Poor baby Des 😭😭
Well…that’s one way to join the Brotherhood.
252 years ago. 17 years old. Phaedron and Malaki!! 🥳❤️🥳❤️
And we meet the prophetess on Memnos. She tells Des “Eurion Nova” he has a slave for a soulmate.
And Malaki over hears. Yay! Awww Des doesn’t even have to ask, Malaki swears an oath not to tell. ❤️❤️❤️
239 ago(30 years old, 13 years with Brotherhood) Bahahaha, Why do I find it funny that Des is all about freeing the slaves, but he doesn’t want one for his mate? Oh, because he thinks it will make him look weak. Silly Des, you haven’t even given her a chance yet.
Didn’t leave the Brotherhood to find a mate. Left to find a way to kill his father, but what if they’re one and the same…?
220 years ago(49 years old) Saving himself for his mate 🤣 and he just realized it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And it takes seeing a human he actually spent time with dead to make him change his tune and realize he just wasn’t ready yet 🥺😊
Alright, the Shadow King is dead!! Whoop whoop!! 🥳🥳🥳 But what’s this line about seeing “what other things a soul can be” all about? 🤔🤔 Is that what happened? Did he make some kind of bargain in the off chance he couldn’t escape death?🤔🤔
Ummmm…is this why he’s able to come back? I’m confused….
208 years ago(61 years old) Bahahahaha the prophetess is even less help the second time around. I love it 🤣
174 years ago (95 years old) Did he just choose to live among humans in order to find his mate? 🥰🥰🥰🥰
155 years ago (114 years old) Wait is that a thing? Is there really a registry of mates? 🤯🤯
37 years ago (232 years old) Now we’re getting closer 😊
Awwwwww, he’s been searching for soooo long and hasn’t given up hope yet 🥰🥰🥰
8 years ago (261 years old) At last, here we go! 
Denial. That’s always great.
Awwwww he stayed, invisible, but he stayed and took care of her ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Seeing all of this from Des’s POV is both heartwarming and heartbreaking. To see him fight his instincts and urges to claim her so that she can have a normal life after what she went through is just...it melts my heart.
3 years ago (266 years old) Poor Des 😭
< 1 year ago (268/267 years old) Yay it’s finally over! 🥳🥳🥳🥳
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he burned Eli’s clothes
Be still my heart! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Damn
Present(267 years old) Darkness his power can’t kill, the women are awake
Okay, I seriously love that the shadows whisper to him. I think that’s pretty genius/clever.
I LOVED seeing this from his POV. I’m always hesitant to read swapped POVs, because I feel like it’s just repackaging the original. I’m glad I read this one though.
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