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Pretty Agnes…I MEAN PRETTY AGATHA!

Actually, her being Agnes, Billy’s sister, should be a spoiler…But I don’t have lots of subscribers to make y’all wait. So here she is!

So! What’s her lore? (Contains spoilers to her and Billy’s backstory, obviously)

When Billy was 4 years old, his mother married another man and gave birth to Agnes. (Billy’s father drowned when the boy was a toddler)

Agnes is Billy’s MOST favorite person. And considering the terror he received from his religious society, he was frightened by what horrible things could happen to her. When Agnes was eleven and Billy was fifteen, he realized that the time has come.

Did you know that in religious society, when puberty heats you, especially when you are a girl, your life mode switches to hardcore? Billy knew that. But how a sociopathic, mentally unstable and traumatized teenager could save his sister and rid off the problem?

He decided to murder his stepfather.

The attempt was failed, though. Did he really think he could kill a grown man? Lmao. However, he caused serious injuries and left Agnes’s father disabled for the rest of his life. Billy was sent to the mental asylum and little Agnes spent her youth all alone.

Does she love Billy? No. First of all, she was brainwashed by her parents. Second of all, she was too little to memorize how much he loved her. Probably she doesn’t even remember him or his appearance clearly.

Growing up, Agnes became less tbh creature and more Regina George. In a contrast to her 😝greasy😝 old brother, she managed to be really beautiful. She knew that. She also knew she wanted to be a star as her talent for singing, performing and dancing couldn’t be unnoticed. However, no one was happy about it, as religious people consider "stars" to be whores. Did Agnes care? No. Just like her brother, she’s a REBEL‼️‼️‼️

One day, without permission, she ran away from home to visit an audition in city. Spoiler! Agnes didn’t manage to make it, probably because of transport or smth like that.

A disappointment to your family. Agnes was not welcomed in her home anymore. Broken and lost she had to become a nun as there was no other good option. She took a new name and started a new life there, meanwhile planning on her another visit to the audition. Agnes isn’t really religious, she just uses the monastery so she has a roof over her head. Somehow she became really popular there, nuns usually try to impress her for some reason. Probably because emotionally and spiritually Agnes is really strong and she wins over people.

That’s all for now I guess!!! There’s more information about her, but I am soooo tired so I’ll probably just make more art with her so you don’t have to read such massive posts. Sorry if I have any mistakes, it’s literally 2 AM and I’m veeeerrrryyy sleepy. HOPE Y’ALL ENJOYED MY PRETTY AGNES’ BACKSTORY_(:3 」∠)_

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Jealous Dom Jungkook X sub Male reader

Mafia leader Jungkook gets jealous as at the club as he watches his right hand manand fiancé get comfortable with some of the other guests.

TW: tiny bit of smut 😝

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You and Jungkook had arranged a night out with some members of your familia, of course being one of the most famous mafia groups in the country you had to come with protection. lots of protection. Jungkook was your boss and fiancé which made thing easier for him but harder for you, he never left you alone with any guy unless necessary and he always made sure to leave marks on body so that people knew you were taken. But alas there was always that one person that could never take a hint and that leads us to the very stressful situation at hand; and old acquaintance of jungkook’s had started flirting with you. Starting off with suttle remarks like how your face was a work of art to more passive aggressive remarks at jungkooks performance in bed. With every comment jungkook started to pay more and more attention to the two of you subtly giving you the look that told you that you were in deep shit. Of course you had tried your best to reject his advances by moving further away but he just kept on coming closer to you. “Damn y/n I wonder what you sound like at night” the chubby man said as his greasy hair reflected the club lights; “hahaha….. very funny but please do refrain from such comments for I am not single” the man chuckled and slid his hairy hand along the inside of your thigh. “In this world sugar cakes no one Is “taken” to me” he licked his lips leaning closer and closer trying to interlock his gross lips with your soft pouty once’s. Suddenly a bang rang through the private booth, jungkooks fist landed on the table nocking over shot glasses to the floor, his eyes were dark as he reached into his pocket for his hand gun. Fear ran through your body as you leaped up from your chair and made your way to jungkook slowly caressing him while signalling for the others to leave. The greasy man stood up quickly running away with his tail tucked in between his legs. “Jungkook that’s enough you could’ve killed somebody if I hadn’t stopped you!” You said sternly as looked at his face; “darling I don’t care. I just hate to see people put their hands on my things” he replied through gritted teeth. You retracted your hand from jungkooks back and crossed your hands. “Who says I’m yours I’m not property!” You said in a pout. But jungkook didn’t take it as lightly as you took it, he leaped on top of you pushing your back onto the soft velvet love sofa, his big hands trailed down your body sending shivers through you. “Oh really? Your not mine?” You nodded stubbornly “ well then guess we’ll have to do something about that then” he began to kiss down your neck unbuttoning you white dress shirt. His other hand trailed down to your already hard bulge making a soft moan escape your throat, your eyes closed shut in fear of letting out even louder noises. Jungkook unbuckled you belt and began to take out your wet dick from your underwear, you could sense jungkooks eyes were looking at you making you more nervous. He began to slowly rub up and down your length sending you off the rails jutting into his hand chasing the sensations. “𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬.....𝘫𝘶𝘯𝘨𝘬𝘰𝘰𝘬~” you whine. all sense left jungkooks brain as he hurriedly began to undress. “Don’t tempt me like that my love”…..

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Dark Arts and a Daiquiri by Annette Marie My rating: 2 of 5 stars I wanted to like this series and I was willing to suspend a ridiculous amount of common sense but this one tanked hard . Tori is too stupid to live, but at least her stupidity was hilarious enough to get me all the way through the story. In the first book my response to most of her 'thoughtful introspection' moments was a resounding "no sh*t." She's twice as dumb in this one, and the never-ending succession of stupid decisions she makes are all that drive the plot. No, it doesn't help that in the end she looks back and goes, "huh, I guess that was stupid of me." 😂 Girl. smh. She completely ignored the completely in-your-face 'lesson' from the first book too. I almost fell to the ground laughing when the druid turned out to me smoking hot. I mean--I should have expected a goofy level of male objectification from this series, obviously. That one's on me. BUT to have two characters stop IN THE MIDDLE OF A MONSTER AMBUSH, and just get utterly sidetracked by some dude's jawline... 🤦‍♀️ PRIORITIES, ladies. (I know I'm not straight enough to get some of this but REALLY? REALLY??? ) The second time I totally lost it (just started yelling at the sky) was the dragon blood incident. Babe. Just, no. That's what it looks like when a writer tries way too hard to make a scene happen--characters & plot be da*ned. Hilariously bad. "Go take a shower!" "But... explaaaaain fslkdglskdgm waaaaah." 😝 The spooky Ghost-guy was trying to pull some kind of Severus Snape 'is he evil or just a troubled anti-hero' nonsense but it never hit the mark. He's an absolute fruitcake from the start. He's like my goofy 14 year old little brother wearing a hooded cape and trying to act Manly™. The three mages from the first one were cheesy but likable enough. This guy? Nah. I don't care how cut his abs are if his entire persona is being standoffish and vaguely menacing. "The third rule is disobey the rules." 😂 just end my suffering Concerning the Audio version, the reader for both books was unfortunate. She's a perfect match for Tori's ditzy rage queen persona but she's awful at the dude voices. It's a pet-peeve of mine when women-readers do a fake basso for every dude character in a book. (It makes them sound like my 14 year old little brother, lol.) It's just as annoying when male readers use a falsetto voice for every female character. It sounds stupid. That might have had a lot to do with why this series was a lot funnier to me than it meant to be. I did notice 'Harry' the pervy talking skull 👀. Nice Dresden Files nod. View all my reviews