#old blog repost

[brightgnosis]

Me, putting dinner away while my Husband is impatiently standing beside me, niggling at me: Be patient!

Husband: Stop being patient? Oh, ok. Hurry Up!

Me: Oh is that what we're doing now? Instead of 'make me sammich' it's 'put dinner away'? Are we bending gender roles now? Transforming the stereotypes?

Husband: Do you even have stereotypes anymore?

Me, blinking rapidly, very confused now: I … I don't know anymore

Husband: You don't know?

Me: I … Don't know ...

Husband: You don't know?

Me: /NO GENDER ONLY FROG/

Husband: Can you ribbit?

Me: Ribbit?

Husband: Yeah… Can you Ribbit?

Me: Probably not ... Damn. I'm gonna need to learn a new skill now.

[theweekndsmistress]

i miss old tumblr

[moonlitarteries]

[qsycomplainsalot]

You have been visited by the Poilu of Plenty, reblog to bring yourself a boon of charcuterie.

[teenythings]

cozy stuff !!!! nem nem nem 🥹

[brightgnosis]

My Husband, complaining (playfully) about my blasphemy of giving him a fork to eat his mac-n-cheese with: This is not how this works!

Me, laughing: You can go get a spoon! You don't have to eat it with a fork!

Him, pouting: I'm too lazy ... I am not, however, too lazy to bitch!

[pynkpommy]

chat help it's been 3 hours

ft. @b0tster based on the original art by miraongchua

[moonlitarteries]

[cerudinaeart]

Woke up to wonderful news!

Thr plus size mod I was given early access to by my friend Mango is finally released on Nexus! It's what I've used to create Sohla in game!

https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/8843

My first in game version (before mods) of Sohla is on the cover!

Go make beautiful plus size tavs and durges and share them with meeeeee

[therapized-eddie]

sad pensive eddie

[ace--of--swords]

Various requests/non requests from past that got blasted when i deleted the other tumblr.

[bittsandpieces]

more than a little wet lol

[effemar]

one for my heart and two for show! / three tears for all the souls below!

[ccuriousmischieff]

👅

[brightgnosis]

Husband, while he and I are looking for couches separately on our own computers and talking about replacing our old one: [Sends me a picture of a black and royal purple pleather couch while 😈ing at me from around the corner]

Me, snorting in surprise and shock: Sir, what is this a BDSM dungeon?

Husband, lookin around at the fact we live in a dark basement with a four-poster bed: I mean ... It could be very easily ...

Me: Yes but does it have to be?

Husband: Well, no …

Me: Ok good because that is one very kinky looking couch, and the leopard print pillows aren't helping anything

Husband, frowning and already re-opening the webpage after having shut it: Are the- oh. Well. I guess they are

Me, losing my shit laughing at this point: You didn't know?

Husband: Honestly there was so much purple it kind of drowned everything else out

Me: That's valid. It is a very purple couch.

Husband: And it's by Delta furniture. So you never have to worry about who the Alpha and Beta are!

Me, wheezing with unrestrained laughter on the verge of an asthma attack at this point: That only matters if you're a Primal Play Household.

Husband, now adopting a false announcer voice: All you have to worry about is when the Omega arrives

Me, squeaking with air loss and laugher, barely able to speak I'm laughing so hard: Nooooooo! Don't say that shit because Omegaverse exists!

Husband: I … Don't want to know what that is.

Me, at helium balloon pitch: YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW TRUST ME

Husband: Oh I really don't.

[pynkpommy]

what if there were two dogs and they were in love

(ft. @blushbrushart 💞)