#omg or the way he goes to the opera and just stays turneed around in his seat the entire time to look at ladies in the audience | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

coquelicoq · 2 years

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i complain a lot about how wordy dumas is but i must admit it was very funny when he took two pages to say that albert thought he was gonna get so many chicks during his tour of italy and it's been four months and he has gotten zero chicks.

#okay pls and the way he's so upset that all the coaches are already rented out so how is he gonna watch the carnival???#and then he has the brilliant idea to just get with some italian lady and SHE'LL take him in HER coach #he spends all this time on his outfit and then all the italian ladies ignore him 😂🤣#omg or the way he goes to the opera and just stays turneed around in his seat the entire time to look at ladies in the audience #with his opera glasses????? WHAT A MESS OMG HE IS TOO FUNNY #Il tournait le dos aux acteurs #se penchant à moitié hors de la loge et lorgnant toutes les jolies femmes avec une jumelle de six pouces de long.#<- in case you doubted me #and then the next line is #Ce qui n'amenait pas une seule jolie femme à récompenser d'un seul regard #même de curiosité #tout le mouvement que se donnait Albert.#WAY HARSH TAI #the count of monte cristo #my posts

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