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#with his opera glasses????? WHAT A MESS OMG HE IS TOO FUNNY
coquelicoq · 2 years
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i complain a lot about how wordy dumas is but i must admit it was very funny when he took two pages to say that albert thought he was gonna get so many chicks during his tour of italy and it's been four months and he has gotten zero chicks.
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Y'all I saw the Great Comet of 1812 this afternoon
Great comet 
• ok so to get to our seats we had to walk up some stairs to backstage where I saw a Chandelier from another show it was real cool • also we entered onto the stage through the giant doors at the back of the stage…you know the dramatic entrance doors Act one: • the full cast was there • I cried during the prologue • so much was happening omg • Oak fucking owning his accordion • Natasha’s ‘spot’ was to the right of me so she was standing like right in front of me • Lucas was to the left and was fucking gorgeous • fucking Helene’s dress is even prettier up close like omg • Dolokhov has better eyeliner then me • the cast when sitting on stage is like right there like they are in your face and it’s beautiful • also the mezzanine is fucking beautiful • everyone in the room had such being smiles on their face during prologue • then BAM it’s Pierre • I also cried during Pierre • fucking Oak owning the piano • HE JUST HAS SO MUCH EMOTION AND I CANT OMG • it was just really overwhelmed • BAM time for Moscow • it’s gets really quiet and Denee is standing in her spot again right next to me • then all of a sudden Marya is yelling • literally everyone jumps is funny as hell • every once in a while either Marya, Natasha or Sonya would just come stand in front of our seating thing and smile • it was so pure • Also during the private and intimate life of the house the prince (too lazy to spell his name) literally was just whispering ‘not in my house, not my house’ over and over when Natasha entered • ok nothing to exciting happened until no one else • guess who cried • ME • the lights all go blue and Natasha is right in front of us and she just spins and in the very moment I swear to god a true princess was in front of me • I cried when the fake snow starting falling like it was fucking gorgeous • so the Opera • honestly wtf • so the guy who plays Balaga literally plays like 12 different roles and it’s really funny • the Opera was still weird as fuck • I got a piece of confetti from it so that was cool • Natasha face during when the ights come up was funny as hell • Anatoles dramatic entrance was great •Also during the Opera Lucas got in some women’s face and she kissed him twice and Lucas just started laughing it was real cute • literally Helene and Anatole during the Opera was literally sex wtf • Lucas is also a really small person like he looks tiny • then Oak looks like a giant like his hands are huge omg • ok so the fucking Duel • I still had no idea wtf was going on because intense strobe lights • but at one point my mom fucking JABS me in the side so I turn to look at her and what to I see • *heavy breathing* • LUCAS MOTHERFUCKING STEELE • RIGHT THERE • LITERALLY STANDING AT OUR TABLE • HE FUCKING SMILED AT US • like he came down into the little seating thing we were in and shit • so I’m freaking out and then I notice • this boy be holding a whip • there’s also a female ensemble member in the little seating area too • this fucker WHIPS this girls ass • like real Kinky • Jesus Christ • then all the lights came on and it was the duel like Jesus • the actual duel part was pretty great • DUST AND FUCKING ASHES • HOLY HELL • THIS SONG • ok so the lighting is all dramatic and it’s really pretty • then Oak starts singing and it was like angels came down from heaven • like Dust and Ashes does not make me sad like I can listen to that song and be perfectly fine • but I was just a mess like I was tearing up • if you look at the mezzanine there’s the entire cast minus oak just standing in a straight line singing and the lights are dimmed over them and they look like literal angels and I was tearing up at the point of the song but then my dad pointed out the mezzanine and I fucking lost it. It was truly magical • everyone was crying during that song • I actually cried the foundation around my eyes off my face • I was a mess • ok so after that emotional mess we GO TO CHURCH • literally Sunday morning is so funny to me • like it’s all dramatic with Natasha and Sonya talking about the future and shit them Marya just runs down the stairs screaming ITS TIME TO GO TO CHURCH • it’s funny as hell • literally Marya and Sonya sit on one of the stair cases and pray for the rest of the song • it’s great • Charming is amazing • Natasha is literally so fucking happy during this song like awwww • Helene has a different dress on and its somehow even prettier then the first one • like I need Helene to style my wardrobe • the song is beautiful • Amber Gray is a true angel like god bless • to prove my point during the Ball Helene walks out with a pair of black and gold wings on • literal angel • the Ball was magical • like Lucas was so hot omg • and Denee was so pretty • they started dancing and I started crying • I got hit with a dress like 5 times by one of the ensemble girls but that’s okay because the dress was really soft and like I appreciated it                                     • the very end of the Ball like the part we’re Natasha is like ‘I will love you Anatole’ that entire part is my favorite part of the entire show like it’s so beautiful and the notes just hit me hard
• I cried during that part 
~ intermission ~
Act two: • still not recovered from act one • letters was intense • there were people everywhere • a bunch of guys came and sat with us and handed out letters • I did not get one • I am sad • but still it was great • also Natasha and Anatole did the just say yes thing right In front of me and Lucas’ facial expressions were amazing • I love Sonya and Natasha….the song that is • the hurt on Sonya’s face was insane like Ingrid is such a good Sonya god bless • Natasha got really fucking pissed when saying I hate you • Sonya alone made me cry • it made my dad cry • it made everyone cry • hell it even made Sonya herself cry • so much fucking emotion coming from her it was amazing • during preparations Anatole was just walking around with shaving cream on his face • it was pretty great • fucking Balaga • we did not get shakers • that didn’t fucking stop me from bouncing and fucking smacking the table in beat to the song • everyone was having so much fun omg • like the audience went fucking insane with the shakers • good times • Balaga did this thing were he slid across the stage and was right in front of us • it was really funny • holy fuck the abduction • SO MUCH FUN OMG • one of the ensemble members came down into our seating thing again and was like raise a glass…raise something literally anything just put something in the air • it was fun • during the part where Anatole is like ‘everyone raise a glass’ he held out the woah part really long and it was impressive • also during that part Marya got really excited and was bouncing up and down and honestly it was so pure • she’s so cute • during the Abduction Marya and Helene make the Fuck out for like 3 minutes like amber gray had lipstick all over her face • it was literally fucking insane during that song • the second Lucas grabbed that violin I like yelped • I was not ready for the green coat and violin • so attractive • during the 'first we have to sit down’ part you could hear Lucas asking the girl in the row to move over a bit for him to sit and it was really cute • “can you just move over a little bit. Just a little. Thank you so much.” • pure • the girl like laughed or something then Lucas started laughing and his laugh is so cute • even more pure • also during that song one ensemble member came down into our section, handed his guitar to the lady sitting behind me and said “ hi can you please hold my guitar just for a minute. I have to go dance. Thank you very much” it was really funny • in my house was amazing • like I love Grace McLean • her voice is stunning • she was standing really close to us for most of it and the hurt expression on her face omg • Marya was very sad • a call to Pierre was great • during Pierre’s what’s oak kept getting like mad and it was really funny because during the last one is like balled his fists and like looked the Hulk • the incredible Oak • find Anatole wasn’t too exciting except for Helene’s costume change which now was literally just a corset and really short shorts and a long ass silk robe • she still looked like a queen • Pierre and Anatole is probably one of my favorite songs • so much agression omg • literally Oak just fucking slams Lucas down like five times • It was quite amusing • also Lucas’ hair got really messy during this song and it was really cute • I fucking melted during the high note • like shivers went down my spine • it was beautiful • Natasha very ill was really upsetting because it’s every character besides Anatole on stage just sitting down crying while Sonya sings • like Helene was sitting by us and was just crying • it was sad man • Andrey is a prick • not much about Andrey and Pierre except for at one point Andrey like pushes Pierre back and it looks so intense • Pierre and Natasha • I cried again • Denee still looks like a princess even while in pajamas with messy hair and no shoes • Natasha like sobs during this song and omg it was upsetting • like Pierre is so gentle with her and Natasha just looks so fragile • during the speaking part I just cried like omg • the last song • I fucking sobbed • like Oak was so fucking good and the 'comet’ was so pretty up close • generally the lighting for that song was beautiful • so all in all I cried like a baby • a lot ~ Stage door ~ • holy shit • ok so they were filming for something with Ingrid so that was pretty cool • I got to met Oak • fucking kill me • he’s so nice • omg • I love him • also I met Ingrid • she’s so pretty • I met the girl who played Mary • and the guy who played Andrey • and Dolokhov • and a bunch of ensemble • it was great • so after a while we were walking around and my mom was like look across the street • the guys who play Andrey and Dolokhov were just walking down the street it was great • also I saw Anthony Médina and he was taking pictures with fans and he was really cute omg I regret not getting a picture
EDIT: Okay so I write this when I was half asleep so that’s why it’s such a mess. Also I should point out that this was my second time seeing the show so this was a lot of little details that I noticed the second time round. Also I was sitting on stage at those little table sections to the left and right of Pierre’s parlor (that middle section on stage with the piano)
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