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intermundia · 5 months

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this is the single worst way i've ever read to describe an erection, frank herbert

#the next line does call it 'the girder-shape of ecstacy' which is also bad but in a more abstract way than the pure horror of beef #wild that this is abt a 9yo's drug trip #children of dune #dune #speaking of how hard it is to write smut #cannot believe these sentences get published lol

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creepyscritches · 1 year

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Making a weighted velvet baikal seal plushie :3

Head and tail end are stuffed w ultra plush fiber fill and the bulk of the body is packed full of weighted pellets that have a nice crunchy sound when you squeeze it. Not weighed yet, but it feels between 1.5 - 2lbs?

#Creepy chatter #Crochet #Waiting on some fishing line to make whiskers before attaching the mouth #Next I need to make the front flippers and then assemble everything :3

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ronanlynchbf · 1 year

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tshirt that says NO LIVE ORGANISM CAN CONTINUE FOR LONG TO EXIST SANELY UNDER CONDITIONS OF ABSOLUTE REALITY

#i literally JUST finished hill house a few days ago and i already want to reread. Badly. it's sooo so so soo sooooooooo good <33333!!!!!#also completely enamored by shirley jackson's writing style i NEED to read everything she has written ever like right now..#opening lines of ALL TIME btw 👆❗❗❗#r.txt #the haunting of hill house #ALSO i've seen commentary videos on the tv show they made of hill house but from what i remember of it it's SO different from the book???#i think they were all siblings in the show which is??????? like why would you change that part?? i love sibling relationships as much as the #next guy but i feel like the fact that none of them knew each other was such an essential part of the story like why would u change it....#also eleanor was like. an entirely different character who was also already dead in the show i believe??? and dr. montague doesn't exist??#hill house could've been really good as a show idk why they changed it up like that...like was the original story not interesting enough for #you or something?? WHO decided to make that change i just wanna talk 🤨

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twisting-in-wonderland · 3 months

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why does he meow?

#twst #twisted wonderland #art #ram's art #deuce spade #leona kingscholar #this one line during lessons cracks me up-#why does he mrowww...#i know im not funny but this image wouldnt leave me alonee #my art block is going rough still so this is still a bit rough- (rip to past me wanting my next post to be a finished one-) -#-but i like the colours tbh-#at least. on my laptop?? (my phone is a liar and a fraud i shall ignore it unitl the end of days)#EDIT EDIT- i just noticed THEY BOTH HAVE GLOVES??????? I DIDNT NOTICEEE #I EVEN USED REFERENCES.................................

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mirrorhouse · 10 days

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— The Tale of the Body Thief

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | 2.08

#iwtv #interview with the vampire #iwtv amc #lestat de lioncourt #louis de pointe du lac #loustat #iwtvedit #iwtvsource #tvedit #*#the next line of this being 'i didnt do it' so it doesnt happen in the book... but here #louis initiates it. so it does

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platoapproved · 1 month

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So? Who broke the ice? insp (x)

#iwtv #iwtvedit #interview with the vampire #armand #daniel molloy #armandiel #devil's minion #armandaniel #I AM 10000% SURE THIS GIFSET ALREADY EXISTS. probably multiple times over.#i just wouldn't know how to find it at this point so i made my own #also i was going to link the text post going around that inspired this but then i couldn't find it 😭 i planned badly my bad.#anyway. thinking about Them all the time #meet cute of the century #if you made a text post about a parallels gifset w this daniel line and any memory-redacted stuff next season: you inspired this thank u #ETA: found and added the text post that inspired it! a little late but it's there now

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newttxt · 22 days

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thirsting for the grossest guy on the grand line

#one piece #eustass kid #trafalgar law #luffy #lulawkid #shoutout to the woman on the plane who watched me sketch this #and then to emmie who sat next to me as i lined it 🥰

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 22 days

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I'm not going back to Gusu with you.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan wangji #wei wuxian #Those last two high effort comics where just a warm up for this masterpiece. My true magnum opus.#I was originally going to do this gag as a 'alternate version of comic 155'#Then I realized that they have the 'Come back to Gusu with me' conversation twice. So here we are!#I did consider having WWX say 'I'm not going back to gusu with you' in the comic for the better plot accuracy.#I'm invoking the rule of silly by having Wei Wuxian read between the lines of 'Come back to Gusu with me'.#Because it does feel like a confession! It is a confession of 'I care about your safety and I worry for what may happen.'#It is also poorly articulated. You can't really blame WWX for reading into it as 'LWJ is just another person trying to control me.'#The relationship between them is not good! It is two parties who genuinely want to be closer with each other but cannot communicate it.#You can't really have what makes these two work so well as a dynamic without the past history of:#“Back then I really wanted to be your friend.” They are a *missed connection*!#WWX reaches out and LWJ rejects him. And now when LWJ reaches out it is WWX who pushes them apart.#It is a tragedy about the consequences of being out of tandem and realizing what you want far too late.#The momentum of WWX's downfall is far to fast to reverse now. It's a 'When' not ''if' question.#Back to your normal style of PD-MDZS next update. Thank you for reading!

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lucabyte · 3 months

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sometimes everything just sucks real real real bad

#bonnie my beloved perceptive no filter bonnie my fucking beloved #divorce ass fucking ship dynamic. you are upsetting the fucking children.#isat spoilers #isat fanart #isat #in stars and time fanart #in stars and time spoilers #in stars and time #isat bonnie #isat siffrin #isat loop #siffrin #lucabyteart #sifloop #YES THIS GOES IN THE SHIP TAG. DIVORCE DIVORCE DIVORCE #anyway i have a lot of thoughts on loop and bonnie as im sure does everyone. both before and after they learn who they are #i think a lot about how loop has several lines gently reassuring siffrin that bonnie never actually hated them. they've had time to reflect #and while theyve not healthily come to terms with much... they seem to actually have come to understand that one... and yet...#they aren't siffrin anymore now are they?#anyway im off on my travels for the next 2 weeks ! my wips shall stay that way for a while! yes this is a fucked one to leave u with!!!#byeeeee !!! ill be back !!!!#sorry to the claude wip for being stuck in purgatory for like over a month im usually not like this <3 #abuse tw #as requested

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floweroflaurelin · 11 months

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BigB is making me lose my mind.

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My buddy @salemoleander made a post going over all the weird stuff with BigB’s unusual Secret and it got my mind racing. The red icon... The isolating, grindy, antisocial task... The strange phrasing… Makes you think 👀

(Even if it turns out to be nothing I WILL be headcanoning lore about it hehehe)

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ofswordsandpens · 4 months

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I fear that "fire bending didn't come easy to zuko" and "zuko isn't a prodigy" (both true) has somehow snowballed into "zuko is a bad or at best average fire bender".... which simply isn't true, especially by the end of book 3

#it certainly doesn't help that pretty much the only other fire bender that Zuko's consistently contrasted with #is his extremely talented once in a lifetime level of a prodigy sister #but guys he's still very powerful #and I will bravely propose that #after seeing the dragons #and Zuko is no longer relying on his anger and rage to fuel his firebending #its not a coincidence that the next two battles that he has with Azula either #end with a stalemate (both Zuko and Azula use the same move on the airship and notably she's blown back further from it than he is!)#and then him winning (she's lost her stability while he's finally found his)#(side side note: I'm of the camp that Azula targeting Katara in the Agni Kai made Zuko the automatic victor because an Agni Kai is #(should be?)#between only the two partaking in it and Zuko WAS straight up wiping the floor with her until that very moment where she targeted Katara #which you know great play on Azula part she knows how to manipulate her brother cause once she released she was losing the Agni kai #Azula simply made the choice to get the throne via the line of succession lol)#ah well #atla #zuko

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ihatebrainstorm · 4 months

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Batch 2 of commissions finished! They were all really fun to do :D Thank you again to those who comm'd me! o)-(

(Technically there were 3, but the third isn't a mech thingy so I'd rather just post the mech ones here)

#btw I might keep the next batch to only b&w lined comms? Or only open 2 slots instead bc this month might get a bit busy for me :'D #fun fact: for the Starscream one I did the lighting for everything with one hand bc my other hand was preoccupied with petting a dog for #2 hours straight- lovely pupper but man can she demand pets ;v;; no regrets tho #transformers #maccadams #maccadam #mtmte #lost light #tfp #transformers prime #brainstorm #tfp starscream #starscream #transformers fanart #finished commission #oh ya finally swapped my signature lol- old one was kinda hard for me to write consistently #frootertooter archive

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keymintt · 3 months

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flygon illustration for the pokemon tcg contest! didn't make it past the first round, but i had a lot of fun with this one regardless hehe

#art #pokemon #fanart #flygon #ptcgi2024 #desert #dragons #my art #it's a dragon. it lives in the desert. it's always been a favorite of mine. i had to #didn't have my fingers crossed for making it far with the sheer number of ppl entering but! there's hopefully next year #also it's funny posting this and the dragapult line illustrations so close to one another bc it makes me look like i'm a pokemon artist dhg #like i mean don't get me wrong pokemon is a big chunk of why i even draw in the first place but i seldom draw it #also those pieces were illustrated about...two years apart?#gotta finish those froslass crossbreeds i was drawing tho

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kyoshi-fans · 4 months

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Redrew my zukkas for pride month cus happy pride to THE gays

#zuko #sokka #zukka #avatar the last airbender #ATLA #avatar the last airbender fanart #ifu saw me posting this earlier no u did not #i forgot toadd tags a while ago ermm…#anyways azuki in NEXT IN LINE 😎😎#fanart #pride month #happy pride!!!

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stil-lindigo · 8 months

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cool off viquemare

#lovingly renders old man acne #its funny to think about how besides harry jean is like. next in line in his ability to be absolutely unhinged #its okay i like you jean still #man with a horse girl complex and long term anger issues #disco elysium #jean viquemare #stillindigo art

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katabay · 8 months

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ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A KNIGHT...

the visual inspiration for this was a combination of Frederic William Burton's Meeting on the Turret Stairs and also Bernardo Cavallino's The vision of St. Dominic receiving the Rosary from the Virgin

this was supposed to be just a one off illustration to get the thoughts out of my system, but then I started thinking about medieval politics and warfare and plagues and a castle and home as both a place of refuge, a prison, and a tomb, so perhaps they will end up as ex voto characters as well.

you may say, hey! that rosary looks like it has too many beads! it's a fifteen decade rosary, probably. dominicans are really into marian devotions. it works out.

also. spiral style stair cases. oh boy. it was that unexpectedly more difficult than I originally thought it would be to draw. the more I think about it, the less I understand them, even though I had a million photos of the stairs in front of me while I was drawing it.

⭐ I have a tip jar (ko-fi)!

⭐ and other places I’m at! bsky / pixiv / pillowfort /cohost / cara.app

#the economy and my bank account are in shambles and i ended up stress drawing this whole thing in one go #its so many lines. the next time i draw this. because i will be revisiting this composition. i want to use a different inking brush #i think. but the next time i draw this it will be with solid blacks on the stair case steps i think #hey here's a fun fact for those of you who aren't catholic. did you know that kissing the ring of the pope/a cardinal/etc #grants you an indulgence. cardinals also used to kiss the pope on the mouth. also foot and hand iirc. anyway #there are no cardinals in this drawing but im saying if you write medieval/renaissance smut about men of the cloth #you can really amp up the friction between holy and seductive with a lot of the (gestures vaguely) that.#actually another fun fact about cardinals. their fun sun hat (it's called a galero) has some fucking weird as hell fever dream (literally)#origin lore. so if seductive isn't your thing. the horror of a thing that you wear is also extremely fun #esp when you get into medieval gender performances of clothes and how they define a person etc #generic medieval tag #original tag

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