#omgggggg john getting zpms and control crystals on her nails

[sga-owns-my-soul]

Every like, 6 months or so I'll go through a phase where I paint my nails a lot and get really into my nails for a bit and I just had a thought: If Teyla didn't need to punch people so often she would probably LOVE getting her nails done.

I wouldn't be surprised if Athosians did nail staining of some kind but there's probably not a whole lot of color options in that. She would be THRILLED at all the color/finish options in nail polishes and that you could basically change the color every day if you wanted to.

Now I'm thinking about Elizebeth or Sam taking her to earth and having a girl's day at a nail salon to relax🥹 (she probably wouldn't like all the shit they do to your cuticles, but I think she would like, and deserves, to be pampered)

oh my god sorry i just got the most vivid mental image of teyla punching a guy, breaking a nail, and then punching him again for making her break a nail

tbh i desperately want more of teyla doing stereotypical girly things and then turning around and kicking everyone's ass (we were ROBBED of her sprinting after someone in heels and a floor length gown tbh THATS the brainstorm we deserved smh) so the idea of her getting beautifully manicured nails and still kicking more ass than any of the guys in the field is SUCH a good concept to me i love this so much