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#on an unrelated note. i have to look gayer. how do i look gayer without being too clockable
pikslasrce · 6 months
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me (internally): oh my god. another gay perso– wait its not right to assume peoples identity based on stereotypes like tha– but look at him. the mullet. the chunky highlights. the way he talks– okok. im not the only gay person h– WAIT hes coming this way look approachable
me (externally): *stares homophobically*
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clairenvk · 5 years
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r + e fic rec
a collection of 40+ completed reddie fics i’ve read on ao3 and loved; ranging from soft to cute to funny to ridiculous to angsty. you may have read some of this, you may not have, but these are all worth your time. if you read any of these and enjoy them then remember to leave a kudos and a comment for the author to let them know that you liked it!
✨ - Fav 😎 - fun/funny 💕 - Soft 💜 - cute (cute cute!)  🌹 - emotional / atmospheric ⚠️ - angsty ⚔️ - nsfw
💕 up off the floor  - kaspbrak_kid
“In a world where we can kill a fucking clown from space, Eddie Kaspbrak doesn’t get to die from a stab wound."
15.3k words. 6 chapters.
Note - the Most soft. tender. taking care of each other and getting together. this author also has a wip that’s a lot more sad but with as much Yearning as this one so i’d recommend you check their stuff out.
💕 And All The Time He’s Mumbling - monarchyofroses
“It suits you.” Richie frowned. “Huh?” “Being in love,” Ben clarified. “It suits you.” Richie smiled, then, so hard that it made Ben wonder how his face had not splitted in two. “I’m in fucking limerence, man.” 
2.7k words. 1 chapter
Note - ben and richie have a Conversation about the loves of their lives basically. Truly Soft.
💕 What He’s Mumbling? - monarchyofroses
"But. But that's what you do for..." "...A friend," Maggie finished for him, or well, not exactly for him, considering he was about to come out. Richie to God, if you exist and this is your revenge for my atheism, it's not funny. Also, you suck.
3.5k words. 1 chapter.
Note - coming out! i love the toziers. part 2 of the same series the previous fic is from.
💕 💜 No Mistakes - usnavi
When Richie Tozier tells Eddie Kaspbrak he loves him, they're watching Jurassic Park and Eddie's wearing his clothes like it's all meant to be this way. 
1.4k words. 1 chapter.
✨ 💜 Richie Tozier: Come Out and Play - piginawig
Richie Tozier: Come Out & Play, a new Netflix special! Comedian Richie Tozier is back after a very public mental breakdown. And he's ready to (over)share.
5.7k words. 1 chapter.
Note - My personal favorite version of this trope.
😎 Richie Tozier, an Apple Music Listener - plinys
Apple Music ✓ @AppleMusic Thanks for the support @trashmouth! We love to see loyal #AppleMusic fans! Apple Music ✓ @AppleMusic Also, in unrelated news, the #AppleMusic recommended song of the day is “thank u, next” by Ariana Grande.
1.2k words. 1 chapter.
Note - Post Chapter 2. I’m a sucker for fics involving social media. Also, this is funny and lighthearted and i love it.
😎 Retweet. - plinys
richie tozier ✓ @trashmouth what did i miss lol
3k words. 1 chapter.
Note - Post Chapter 2. 
😎 💜 ⚔️ Let’s Hear It For The Boy - sloppybitch
Eddie’s just trying to see if he’s not alone when he downloads Grindr on his phone. It’s by pure, terrifying coincidence that one of the first messages he receives on there is from none other than Richie freaking Tozier. Long story short: trashmouth;) (11:03PM): oh me, oh my. fancy seeing u here Eddie (11:33PM): holy FUCKING SHIT.
9.8k words. 1 chapter.
Note - Part 1 of an ongoing series.
😎 💜 ⚔️ Let’s Give The Boy a Hand - sloppybitch
After finding each other on Grindr and sharing a couple of saucy texts and a phone call that would make a nun faint, Richie and Eddie find each other in the clubhouse, and they... talk. Sure, they talk. Let’s call it talking. Beverly, meanwhile, discovers that none of the Losers have ever gotten drunk, and what’s being a teenager without breaking a few drinking laws? Ben has a free house, and Eddie has never been more afraid of a game of Truth or Dare in his entire fucking life.
24k words. 1 chapter.
Note - Part 2 of the series the previous fic is part of.
✨ 💜 Five Times The Losers Gave Richie Permission - toomuchrootbeer
The Losers keep trying to tell Richie something, but he's never been great at taking a hint. 
10.7k words. 1 chapter.
Note - anything that has all of the losers really present in their fics is the loml. some mentions of period typical racism and homophobia but no slurs, mainly mentioned for context of the time.
✨ 💜 Husband and Husband - thatsuperawkwardgirl
Richie gets the idea at the end of kindergarten, when the teacher has everyone do projects on their families. The class talks about how some families have moms and dads who are married, and some don’t. Richie being…well, Richie, he goes straight home and asks his parents why they got married if they didn’t have to. Richie learns about marriage and love, and comes up with an excellent plan.
7.8k words. 1 chapter.
Note - the sweetest, most adorable fic ever. couldn’t stop smiling. Part 1 of an ongoing series.
💜 A Good Husband - thatsuperawkwardgirl
Eddie sits in a chair in front of the principal’s desk, bouncing his leg anxiously--a habit he picked up from Richie, that annoying little twerp. Mrs. Smith is calling his mother for the third time in the last hour, and Eddie knows she won’t be picking up; Wednesday mornings are when she runs her errands and doesn’t return until late afternoon. This is the perfect time to get suspended, Eddie really has to pat himself on the back for that one. Eddie gets in trouble at school for fighting, and Maggie Tozier comes to pick him up.
2.5k words. 1 chapter.
Note - Part 2 of Married Life, the same series the previous fic is a part of. Truly so ridiculously cute it makes me want to scream.
😎 💜 light as a feather (got you and i together) - anniebibananie
RICHIE: why the fuck does eddie look so cute today RICHIE: his sweater sleeves keep falling down over his palms, like how could I see that and not think “I know exactly how to keep those sleeves up, just hold my hand” BEN: richie this is so sweet! BEN: but I feel like you didn’t mean to send this to me? RICHIE: This message will self-destruct in five seconds. [or Richie accidentally texts Ben about his feelings for Eddie and everyone gets involved]
1.6k words. 1 chapter.
Note - could not stop smiling the whole way through.
✨💜 the years go by like days - georgiestauffenberg
It’s Eddie he wants to get a hold of, though, and he does, tucking him under his arm, and ruffling his hair, making him laugh. He’s startled when Eddie looks at him with such happy, shining eyes. And, for a split-second, he’s tempted to kiss him right then, right there in front of everyone. He wants to. Badly. He doesn’t. He leans in, instead, and he smacks a loud, wet kiss to Eddie’s cheek, punctuating it with a “mwah!” He does it again and again. “I’m so proud of my little Eds Spagheds!” “Get off me!” Eddie says, laughing and shoving him away, swatting at his hands. AU. in the 27 years in-between, Richie and Eddie forget a lot, but they don't forget each other.
121.9k words. 4 chapters.
Note - make sure you have the time before starting this because i couldn’t stop once i started. god. really good.
💕 come on, come on - Chokingonholywater
“Yo, Eddie, play some music, will ya?” When Richie asks Eddie to put on some music in the car that day after school, Eddie doesn't think anything of it. It's a familiar request; he knows the passcode to Richie's phone, knows where Spotify is, knows what Richie likes to listen to while he drives. But what Eddie doesn't know is why, exactly, there's suddenly a playlist his name on it - literally.
8.6k words. 1 chapter.
Note - They’re in Love. and they have a playlist to prove it.
💕 sleepover - sleqnir
“You jealous?” Richie tilts his head. “Jennifer is kinda hot.” He’s referring to Ben’s girlfriend. Eddie’s face falls. “Oh. Um… no. I’m happy for him. I just…” “Want it too?” Richie’s jaw clenches. His chest aches in a way all too familiar. “A girlfriend? For yourself?” Eddie’s looking at him nervously. “I want… a relationship. I guess.” Richie looks back up at the ceiling, giving another millionth sigh. “Yeah, well… don’t sweat it so much. You’re not the only one.”“You want a girlfriend?” “I want a... relationship.” He mimics Eddie’s words.
2.5k words. 1 chapter.
🌹 ⚔️ the anatomy of a joke - crescenteluce
He trails off and Bev raises an eyebrow. ‘So, you being in bed together fits in there how exactly?’ ‘No, Jesus, Bev.’ Eddie says and Richie, horrifyingly, feels his cheeks heat under Bev’s suspicious look. Something needs to be done, so he plucks Eddie’s phone from his hands. ‘I am appalled by your implications, Beverly.’ He says sternly, trying to ignore the blood still not quite done rushing to his face. ‘I would have you know that I’d never defile Eddie like that, the poor man’s 40 year old and still a virgin and if I’d have the honor of-’ He’s cut off by Eddie trying to wrestle the phone away from him as Bev cackles delightedly.
11.7k words. 1 chapter.
💜 say what you mean (out loud) - Redburn
Richie can’t help it when something heavy refuses to leave his stomach, something relentless and daunting. He looks at Eddie and can’t help but want, can’t help but need, watching this boy watch the stars and thinking he would be happy to spend the rest of his life just like this, right here standing next to him. Or, Richie realizes he likes Eddie and promptly goes through the five stages of grief. 
7.4k words. 1 chapter.
Note - Good ol’ fluff with slight internalized homophobia and a whole lot of yearning.
💜 across the gap - sondersoflight
“You fucking stupid asshole,” Eddie says but he is smiling when he leans forward, grabbing Richie by the lapels of the ridiculous bright yellow shirt with dancing avocados he is wearing. “I’m the fucking love of your life.” 
6.4k words. 1 chapter.
💕 💜 Five Times Richie Kisses Eddie and One Time He Doesn’t Have To - multifandomtakeover
Eddie Kaspbrak is a little inexperienced in the kissing department and Richie Tozier is more than willing to help him out. 
5.7k words. 1 chapter.
✨ 🌹 💕 ⚠️ No Saints, No Sinners, No Devil As Well - saooharine
Andy Muschietti looked at Eddie Kaspbrak so now I feel obligated to repair the damage and make it gayer.
Following Richie from the sewer showdown and to the hospital with Eddie and the Losers Club by his side.
6.2k words. 1 chapter.
⚔️ In This Cold Heart - pineapplecrushface
The future Richie sees while he's caught in the deadlights gives him a chance to save Eddie. In the year afterward, they both try to follow Stan's advice. 
16.9k words. 1 chapter.
💕 💜 ⚠️ 🌹 Wouldn’t it be nice? - podcastalien
Richie wonders what exactly is supposed to be so great about being a kid as he tries to carve initials into the kissing bridge. 
2.5k words. 1 chapter.
⚔️ Men of Fall - kaboomslang
Do you remember? He watches his own hand slide closer along the armrest. Do memories transfer by touch, in this fucked up magic town? Remember, Richie, please, and tell me I wasn’t imagining things. 
7k words. 1 chapter.
💜 Any Man’s Game - tossertozier
It's two months before graduation, and Richie and Eddie can turn virtually anything into a competition. Even kissing.
10.5k words. 3 chapters.
💜 ⚠️ ⚔️ This safe place - tinyarmedtrex
Eddie asks Richie to pretend to be his boyfriend at his family reunion. What’s the worst that can happen? 
31k words. 14 chapters.
⚠️ ⚔️ Stay for the Storm - inoubliable
Richie and Eddie had become friends almost on sight. Since they met, most of Eddie's time in Los Angeles has involved Richie in some way. It's a little different, now that they're both famous. It's a little different, now that they're sleeping together. Well, to be fair, they've been sleeping together for a long time, but. No one knows, not even their friends. Eddie has been very careful about that. It's just not the sort of publicity he needs. So when Beverly calls him that sunny Thursday morning, the last thing he expects her to say is, "You're fucking Richie?"
20.8k words. 1 chapter.
💜 and this is who we are - sunsetozier
He realizes, suddenly, that being in a position like this meant nothing to him two weeks ago. At the time, it was completely normal, holding no real meaning other than comfort and tradition – after all, him and Eddie have been disgustingly cuddly with one another since they were kids, even though they’d usually bicker while holding each other close, much to the annoyance (and entertainment) of their friends. Now, however, Richie can feel his heart skip a beat in his chest, an undeniable thundering that echoes loudly in his ears. He can picture his younger self, as much of an oblivious idiot as he may have been, soaking in the warmth and the affection of Eddie’s touch when they hugged, shoved, or even just nudged one another. It’s funny, really, how much changes once you’re aware of how you feel. [In which Eddie and Beverly lie to their friends for five years before finally coming out, much to the surprise of one supposedly straight Richie Tozier.]
40.7k words. 8 chapters.
💜 hawaii hottie - sunsetozier
Letting his eyes flutter shut in order to avoid everyone’s gazes, Richie meekly explains, “I got another letter from Eds, okay? And I know he’s on vacation, doing all these cool things, and I know Hawaii is, like, super sunny and everything, but- guys. Guys.” He stops, unable to force out the words he wants to. From somewhere off to his left, he hears Bill say, “Spit it out, man. What’s the big deal?”“ There was a polaroid in this letter,” Richie tells them. He would be embarrassed, but by this point they all know how smitten he is, so there’s no reason to be bashful as he practically whines out, “And he’s getting hotter.” [In which Eddie goes on vacation and Richie can't deal with it.]
4.6k words. 1 chapter.
💜 He Came In Through the Window - mischiefmanager
"It’s finally happened. I cannot fit through this goddamn window. I’m out of ideas." or Eddie enlists the help of two other Losers to help fix his bedroom window, and finally spills the beans about what's going on between him and Richie.
11.3k words. 1 chapter
💜 Home - mischiefmanager
“Tooooozier-Kaspbrak residence,” Richie says cheerfully, holding the phone up to his ear. “May I ask who—oh hello, Mrs. K! How the fuck are you?” Richie and Eddie living together in LA, being in love and dealing with Mrs. K long-distance.
6.9k words. 1 chapter.
✨ ⚠️ hit me baby one more time - theappleppielifestyle
Richie reaches up a shaking hand and puts it on Eddie’s stomach. “Uhhh,” Eddie says. “Is this a bit? Is this a really inopportune bit? ‘Cause I don’t know if you’ve noticed, Richie, but this is kind of an important moment-” “What the fuck,” Richie says, not for the first or last time, and lurches forwards to hug him. (Or, Richie gets stuck in a time loop.)
11.1k words. 1 chapter.
💕 are we living for the feeling? - michelllejones
“You’re such an idiot,” Eddie tells Richie with a frown. He snorts at that. “Says you. Your knees are all bloody. You fall off your bike or something?” He asks, and for a split second Eddie thinks he can hear genuine concern in his voice. He’s probably just imagining it, though, since Richie’s only ever concerned about two things: his dick, and the size of it.“ So what if I did?” Eddie bites back, feeling almost defensive. Richie should be the last person teasing him about falling off of a bike. Especially since Eddie watched him trip over his own foot less than a week ago! or, Eddie takes a tumble and goes to Richie for help.
4.5k words. 1 chapter.
💕 what would they say? - michelllejones
And despite telling Eddie he would, he doesn’t go home—at least not at first. He isn't sure what wills him to do it, but his bike takes him in the other direction, past the Barrens and to the street, right to the Kissing Bridge in all its vandalized glory. Slurs and poorly carved hearts and names he doesn’t recognize stare back at him as he digs into his jeans and pulls out his dad’s old pocketknife.
4.1k words. 1 chapter.
💕 back in the summer - michelllejones
“What?” Eddie snaps, feels immediately defensive. “Why are you looking at me like that? Do I have something on my face?” Self consciously, he buries his nose into his comic book. Glares at Richie over the brim, frown tugging at the corners of his mouth. He waits for Richie to take the bait, provide some half clever quip that will catapult them into some sort of argument, as is customary. But the taunt never comes. Instead, he reaches forward—with a look in his eyes that if Eddie didn’t know any better would let himself think is almost fond—takes a curl in between gentle fingers and says, “your hair’s longer,” in a tone so tender it is almost unrecognizable.
1.6k words. 1 chapter.
💕 ⚠️ savage - inoubliable
Eddie Kaspbrak is twelve years old. He's kissed for the first time. And then kissed again. -- "You're bisexual." Eddie has never said the word out loud before, and it feels a little taboo, but it also feels like a weight off his chest. "You like boys and girls. It isn't weird, and it isn't gross, and you aren't selfish because of it. You aren't dirty or disgusting. You're Richie Tozier, and you're my best friend. I'm Eddie Kaspbrak, and I'm an idiot. I get it."
3.7k words. 1 chapter
💕 💜 Morphine - inoubliable
Eddie Kaspbrak is fourteen years old. He's a lot more honest with himself when he's drugged. -- They all crowd around Eddie's bed, their faces shimmering a little. Eddie has to squint to make out their features, and he laughs once he does. They all look so worried. Eddie feels great. "Oh my God," Stan says, at the same time that Richie says, "He's high."
2k words. 1 chapter.
💕 We Were Here - inoubliable
Eddie Kaspbrak is fifteen years old. It's the first time he kisses Richie Tozier. -- Eddie has a couple of options, here. He can pretend he didn't just realize what Richie has been trying to tell him the whole time. He can pretend like Richie is just being a jerk when he flirts and teases and taunts. He can pretend like they're just friends, and then they can stay just friends, and nothing will change. Or he can kiss Richie. He kisses Richie.
2.3k words. 1 chapter.
💕 ⚔️ The Ever After - websters_lieb
Eddie lives, and life goes on. Or The story of how Richie and Eddie sort out their shit and realize that they've been in love the whole damn time while they work towards their happily ever afters.
20.8k words. 5 chapters.
⚠️ In the Glow of the Vending Machine - sentimentalscribe
“I can’t believe that I’m going to live an eternity in hellfire over a hypochondriac who would probably make sweet love to his inhaler given the chance.” Alternatively: Beverly Knows way before these chucklefucks do. Alternatively: It's the '80s in a small town and having a panicked confession to your best friend is not nearly as fun as it sounds.
3.5k words. 1 chapter.
💜 😎 eddie gets grindr - BookRockShooter
I shouldn’t be doing this, Eddie thinks as he opens his phone. Is this technically illegal? he thinks as he clicks the app store icon. Well, it’s definitely fucking wrong either way, he thinks as he types grindr into the search bar. - Eddie downloads grindr and rediscovers an old friend - and crush - on it.
2.1k words. 1 chapter.
⚠️ confessions in the dark - BookRockShooter
Richie nods to himself. “Okay. Talk. I can do that. Hey, you know a trope in movies I always hated? When, like, the main character’s love interest is fatally wounded and dy–” He trails off, staring at Eddie with a haunted look in his eyes. “Well. You know. And, uh, the main character chooses that exact moment to confess their undying love? Like, shit, they’ve always got the worst timing.” He laughs, short and shaky, and Eddie thinks, Oh my god. “So, what, they wait until the last moment to say something? Isn’t that fucked up? Because, now, they’ll never have time to… to be happy together.” His eyes are shiny and, suddenly, all Eddie wants to do is wipe away his tears. Wants to help him feel better, because Richie Tozier doesn’t deserve to be in so much pain, not on Eddie’s behalf. “Richie,” Eddie murmurs, and he hates himself for what he’s about to say. “Richie, I… I love you.” - *fix it fic for chapter 2 bc fuck canon reddie is real*
2.2k words. 1 chapter.
💜 😎 head lights pointed at the dawn - starkmccall
"You do realise this means people around the world are gonna hear about how much I love your dick, right?" Richie says, tucked behind Eddie in bed late one night.
He can almost see Eddie squint at him. "That's not actually a part of the show, is it?"
Post-Chapter Two. Eddie lives. Richie goes back to comedy.
3.2k words. 1 chapter.
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